Re: [外絮] 本日News <(_ _)> - 籃球

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作者: mkl (don't want to be alone!) 看板: NBA
標題: Re: [外絮] 本日News <(_ _)>
時間: Fri Jan 22 15:36:37 2010

沒想到居然那麼難聽懂。
短短五分多鐘反覆聽了好幾遍還是有好多地方聽不懂。
小弟我有疑問或是亂猜的的已經用 (?) 來標明。其他的就有勞各位大大指正了。

原始影音
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5osJ8-NttnU&feature=player_embedded


Jay: Hey it’s great to see you. What are you doing there in Bahamas?

MJ: Well, I have (?) benefits couple of charities, Make-a-wish,
and well as James Jordan foundation, and we are just trying to
have a good time. I know it’s cold where you are, or where most
people are in the states, but it’s beautiful here.

Jay: It’s good to see you. Here’s the questions. Number one. How many
pair of shoes do you own?

MJ: Wow..ah.. I would say about 1,500.

Jay: 1,500? How many feet do you have?

MJ: ha, it’s not the feet it is. I mean the pair of Jordan’s brand.

Jay: Ok, question number two. How often do you get a manicure and a
pedicure?

MJ: Oh, wow, I probably get a manicure pedicure, probably every two
weeks, depending on if I play basketball or how I rub my hands
and my feet maybe, about every two weeks.

Jay: about every two weeks, the same as (cats). Ok, number three,
people always ask you for your autograph. Have you ever asked
anybody else for their autograph?

MJ: No, you know, I’ve never asked anyone for their autograph. I
don’t know. I just don’t understand what if someone’s name on a
piece of paper can do for it.

Jay: Wow, even as a kid there’s nobody you want it?

MJ: No, I’ve never asked for that one autograph.

Jay: Really. You (make me) feel so bad when you are here if you
don’t ask me. Now I feel ok. All right, number four, A, B, or C,
trash talking is most popular in A: NBA, B: the NFL, C: late night
TV?

MJ: Late night TV.

Jay: Question number five. You are the chief ambassador of Make-a-wish
foundation. If you have one wish to meet anybody in the world and
not get their autograph, who would it be?

MJ: dead or alive?

Jay: dead or alive.

MJ: Probably Martin Luther King.

Jay: Martin Luther King. Very good.

MJ: I would ask him for an autograph. Now a piece of paper would make
a difference.

Jay: Ah ha! Ah ha! Got you! Number six. You are one of the most famous
athletes in the world. Do you ever use an alias? like when you are
chatting.

MJ: yeah, at first, Leeward Smith, you guys probably don’t know who
Leeward Smith is, but he was the guy when I got (?) from high school,
he made a basketball team. I use him quite often (???) or Bill Jones.
I wouldn’t think most people would know who…who think Michael Jordan
is Bill Jones. So that’s a good name.

Jay: Have you heard form Leeward Smith (?) anymore?

MJ: Oh yeah! I talk to Leeward every night. He’s doing well. Believe me
he’s doing well.

Jay: Dose he ever check in (?) other alias of Michael Jordan?

MJ: He probably would want to. But I don’t think he will.

Jay: All right. Number seven, can you still dunk it? When is the last
time you try?

MJ: Can I still dunk? Are you stupid? You know, I am old but I am not
lame. You know I can still jump, still (pump) a basketball, yeah I
can still dunk.

Jay: oh man, getting tasty.

MJ: Yeah I am tasty. That’s a dumb question.

Jay: wow man~ man~ all right, you are a (?) golfer. Who is the worse
golfer you have ever played? And tell us what, worse golfer you’ve
ever play.
MJ: come on man…come on…Charles Barkly. If you don’t know who he is,
he is a big round guy. You know, he is like the worse golfer you’ve
ever seen. You know he is so bad and I don’t even invite him to my
tournament anymore. That’s how bad he is.

Jay: wow, what a (?). What is the oddest product anybodies ask you to
be a spokesman for?

MJ: oh wow. “Beanie Winnie’s”.

Jay: Now what is that?

MJ: See I figure no one would know who “Beanie Winnie’s” is. Probably
why it is the oddest thing we’ve ever done. You ever seen those little
hot dogs in baked beans? That’s what “Beanie Winnie’s” is. It’s kind
of like a….

Jay: and you turn them down.

MJ: I…It was good. I would love to eat them but I wouldn’t introduce
everybody else to eat them. It was good for me.

Jay: Guess what? You just became an spokesman on national TV for
“Beanie Winnie’s”, congratulation! All right, number…

MJ: For free! For free!

Jay: Number ten. In fifteen seconds name all the products you’ve ever
endorse. Start the clock right now, go.

MJ: Oh wow. (?), Chevrolet, Oakley, MacDonald, Coke, Gatorade, Nike,
Electronic Cars, Hanes, which is (serially), Wilson….That’s quite a
bit.

Jay: Close enough. Here you go. Michael, thank you so much. Good luck with
yourcharity my friend we appreciate the work you do.

MJ: No problem.

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