東方閃電的專訪 - NBA

By Puput
at 2015-06-10T00:37

Table of Contents

剛剛問了一下東方閃電，明天誰會贏球，他很篤定的說勇士贏8-12分，然後開始分析
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/029bnka1s7cw3mw/1.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/0oh580u212ib0aj/2.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/v47qmr44wz4iz6b/3.mp3

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滿分一百分，LBJ打的出一百二十分耶！他連續兩場打一百二十分，那如果他整個系列賽
，搞不好打六場一百二十分的比賽，他媽那，他拿冠軍我也服了他，對不對，連MJ，他不
是，30分10籃板10助攻的完美表現，他是41.5分 12.5籃板 8.5助攻，阿你告訴我，這個
是一百二十分耶！
傑利就好像，你去學測75分滿級分，我考六次滿級分，那…那你告訴我，我還能說什麼，
他已經不是一百分。
這兩天電視台訪問我，我用分數來講，我說，我們以滿分一百分來算，LBJ連續兩場打一
百二十分，所以，兩場比賽的節奏都在騎士掌握。那LBJ如果繼續打四場一百二十分的比
賽，他都已經連續打兩場了，我還真的不敢講他做不到欸！
他如果六場裡面不要多，四場打了一百二十分，那他穩贏。

那天在台灣球迷博覽會，幾千人在那邊，我被叫上去摸獎，我講，他們問我我就講，我說
，騎士當然有可能贏，但是LBJ要得50分抓20個籃板傳15次助攻，我就講我說騎士當然有
可能贏，但LBJ他媽的他真的又打的一場40分對不對15籃板10助攻，不對16籃板，對不對
，那我能講什麼，我也不知道該說什麼阿！真的我也全傻了

他六場裡面，他能打四場一百二十分的比賽，那真的會贏欸！他真的會贏欸！那一人球隊
贏了，我們能說什麼團隊籃球，他也是團隊籃球，可你不覺得這陣容太鳥了嗎？他媽那什
麼鳥陣容，Dellavedova幹他媽拿冠軍(做了一個很醜的投籃動作)，你不覺得很瞎嗎？有沒有Jerry這是我的看法，你
把他寫上去，我專訪了東方閃電，今天晚上我專訪了東方閃電，東方閃電講了這些重點，
Key point。

搞得我好亂，到底是勇士會贏還是LBJ爆氣阿

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By Bethany
at 2015-06-14T12:11

讚嘆糗爺感恩糗爺！

By Elma
at 2015-06-16T22:03

推～

By Christine
at 2015-06-17T05:27

楊X寧加個朋友給個機會

By Leila
at 2015-06-20T17:24

到底挺誰我好亂啊

By Leila
at 2015-06-24T23:13

這篇也太有趣了XD

By Valerie
at 2015-06-26T07:56

該ALL IN騎士了不對阿他今年西區預測全中阿

By Olivia
at 2015-06-28T01:33

糗爺好幽默哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2015-07-02T15:59

最後一段快笑死

By Leila
at 2015-07-04T22:30

這是糗爺? 到底在工三洨...

By Puput
at 2015-07-06T06:53

糗爺飆髒話

By Ida
at 2015-07-10T05:28

簡單說他認為勇士會贏因為LBJ不可能整系列都嗑藥
但要是真的都嗑藥超水準演出奪冠他也就認了和牛
魔王出來看上帝?

By Lydia
at 2015-07-14T11:21

這啥？！？有很重要！？！

By Delia
at 2015-07-16T17:46

請搭配錄音檔服用XD

By Hazel
at 2015-07-16T20:42

哈哈糗爺怎麼有種被LBJ搞到很無奈的感覺

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-18T21:35

謝糗隆恩

By Yedda
at 2015-07-22T14:38

Dellavedova那句XD

By Gary
at 2015-07-22T19:46

"他覺得勇士會贏8-12分，因為LBJ不可能連續無雙到
底"

By Hazel
at 2015-07-24T07:12

哈哈！真性情

By Ursula
at 2015-07-29T05:12

他媽那什麼鳥陣容XDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2015-08-02T07:01

2."騎士那個山小鳥陣容，dell那種投球那樣醜的球員
怎可能拿到總冠軍"

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-08-05T04:42

這太好笑了吧

By Zanna
at 2015-08-05T20:06

有關鍵字你會被桶嗎? 雖然是語助詞

By Eden
at 2015-08-09T22:04

3.要是LBJ真的6場都50 16 10的話，他也無話可說。因
為就是看見上帝打籃球。

By Noah
at 2015-08-13T09:22

先推了強者我同學

By Lucy
at 2015-08-16T12:36

根本3糗勇士...

By Andy
at 2015-08-19T08:21

糗爺到底在講什麼XD

By William
at 2015-08-19T21:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-08-23T12:09

姆斯了不起再爆氣一場就準備回去打電話抱腿囉

By Carol
at 2015-08-23T18:03

姆斯:我這系列，沒有極限哦哦哦哦哦！

By Rebecca
at 2015-08-23T19:45

糗爺一個崩潰XDD

By Caroline
at 2015-08-25T16:28

朱子的氣在亂這盤我不下了

By Noah
at 2015-08-28T06:43

就是糗爺真的被LBJ兩場怪物數據嚇到魂都飛了XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2015-08-30T12:52

騎士抗糗～所以勇士贏

By Ursula
at 2015-08-30T17:48

推miayao417解析

By Ida
at 2015-09-01T18:02

阿第一場不是輸惹嗎

By Sandy
at 2015-09-03T07:50

姆斯終於要爆器啦

By Emily
at 2015-09-07T17:22

未看先推XD

By Jack
at 2015-09-10T19:08

最後一段超好笑

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-10T23:41

殺小

By Bethany
at 2015-09-11T23:50

最後ㄧ段XD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-14T22:46

笑死XDDDDD 勇士GG

By Eartha
at 2015-09-18T15:46

有笑有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-09-23T09:57

所以到底要下哪邊？@@

By Yuri
at 2015-09-27T23:54

糗爺真有趣...

By Isabella
at 2015-10-02T15:17

整個崩潰XDDD

By Lauren
at 2015-10-05T21:01

糗爺其實人不錯哈哈

By Callum
at 2015-10-10T06:01

上面還有人想酸G1呵呵 G1勇士靠人海戰術拖時間贏的

By Odelette
at 2015-10-14T02:51

太好笑了

By Kama
at 2015-10-15T09:15

蠻正常的糗爺看好勇士但被LBJ爆氣打敗了他也很無奈

By Necoo
at 2015-10-17T05:47

他媽的XDDDD

By Damian
at 2015-10-22T04:49

謝糗榮恩，LBJ抗糗，但其隊員可不那麼幸運

By Charlie
at 2015-10-24T01:14

糗爺太神啦

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-26T19:49

不過重點是這樣到底是糗到誰明天要下哪才對= =?

By Hamiltion
at 2015-10-30T16:51

幹太好笑啦東方閃電

By Puput
at 2015-11-03T23:24

騎士現在的陣容真的蠻鳥的，連個穩定的第二得分點
都沒

By Ivy
at 2015-11-07T23:02

他現在一講丁尺明天要爆發了..........

By Rachel
at 2015-11-10T08:49

勇士實在不太會守LBJ阿，需要個卡挖依或巴特勒

By Blanche
at 2015-11-12T12:20

吾皇抗糗無效

By Bethany
at 2015-11-12T23:58

他是不是有輸錢XDDDD

By Zanna
at 2015-11-13T09:43

勇士鎖搖擺人的鎖匠已經是全聯盟最多的了

By Madame
at 2015-11-14T04:29

3隻頂級鎖不如可愛一把果然質還是比較重要

By Joe
at 2015-11-16T00:26

可以買勇士贏1分了

By Regina
at 2015-11-18T05:39

ZZ大師!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Christine
at 2015-11-22T20:14

ZZ開示了！

By Anonymous
at 2015-11-23T21:25

Dellavedova幹他媽拿冠軍XDDDDDDD 幹恨意滿點XDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-11-26T09:18

最後一段狂噴

By Callum
at 2015-11-27T15:52

明天騎士贏7分我話放這裡晚安

By James
at 2015-11-30T11:09

Kawhi根本沒有守住LBJ 不要在以訛傳訛了

By Ida
at 2015-12-03T07:35

要守住LBJ不是單一球員的事，卡哇伊守LBJ他照樣是

By Lucy
at 2015-12-07T04:07

這什麼啦XDDD

By Ida
at 2015-12-12T00:25

能場均近30分50%+命中率，把他助攻下降到平均4個才
是馬刺贏的地方

By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-15T01:24

XDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-12-15T14:15

笑死

By Lily
at 2015-12-18T15:30

到底在講什麼

By Elvira
at 2015-12-23T04:29

他崩潰了超好笑的
他理性告訴他騎士絕對不可能贏
如果騎士能贏太扯了但第2場就是發生了

By Kristin
at 2015-12-23T08:10

然後理性又告訴他 LBJ不可能每天都這樣打
但是他仔細想一想又覺得LBJ好像真的有可能一直這樣

By Connor
at 2015-12-26T19:19

我知道了!! 謝謝

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-31T15:06

還蠻好笑的XD

By Poppy
at 2016-01-01T01:36

當年聯考叫糗爺寫專文看衰我就好了...

By Olga
at 2016-01-01T15:32

"Dellavedova幹他媽拿冠軍，你不覺得很瞎嗎？" 這句
戳到我笑點XDDDD

By James
at 2016-01-04T02:22

媽的糗爺看不起年薪300萬的

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-08T07:20

低薪不能拿冠軍嗎XDDDD

By Donna
at 2016-01-11T02:11

...到底在講三...

By Oliver
at 2016-01-12T09:59

Dellavedova幹他媽拿冠軍幹超好笑糗爺是不是有喝

By Carol
at 2016-01-12T11:17

超好笑XD 沒收工就罵髒話XD

By Steve
at 2016-01-16T15:02

我快笑死

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-19T15:01

By Ivy
at 2016-01-23T03:39

唐唐推

By Brianna
at 2016-01-26T01:19

今天是怎樣= = 隔壁棚也有一篇超爆笑的嘴巴都笑到
酸了XDD

By Hedy
at 2016-01-29T16:17

是在崩潰甚麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2016-01-30T23:02

他真的起笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2016-02-02T00:52

糗爺崩潰XD

By Freda
at 2016-02-05T11:07

姆斯抗糗抗到東方閃電語無倫次了

By Lucy
at 2016-02-08T13:46

錄音檔太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2016-02-10T07:52

語無倫次了

By Kama
at 2016-02-12T01:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2016-02-13T20:43

By Daniel
at 2016-02-17T03:00

東方閃電開示啦!!!!!! 全下騎士冠軍!!!!

By Daniel
at 2016-02-22T01:36

推

By Rachel
at 2016-02-25T01:07

哈哈哈

By Mary
at 2016-02-27T11:12

感覺輸很多XD

By Mary
at 2016-03-02T16:34

公三小XDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-07T08:22

推傑利~

By Hedda
at 2016-03-10T14:18

的確騎士這場可能被射爆，但騎士加油

By Lucy
at 2016-03-12T06:20

\糗爺/

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-16T04:29

他媽那什麼鳥陣容XDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2016-03-20T17:27

XDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2016-03-24T00:32

工三洨...

By David
at 2016-03-25T20:31

崩潰惹XDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-30T15:24

朝聖!!!

By David
at 2016-04-04T04:07

幹已經買好了才給我看這個

By Hedy
at 2016-04-08T21:11

棍，如果拿冠軍真的超扯啊，我懂糗

By Gary
at 2016-04-12T14:09

懂 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-04-13T17:10

原來糗爺講話這麼好笑XDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-04-14T15:51

一樣的東西一直在重複

By Jack
at 2016-04-18T05:44

哈哈哈哈哈哈超好笑

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-20T17:50

一直鬼打牆..靠么阿

By Edwina
at 2016-04-21T15:59

靠北亂糗一堆今天焦土戰 XDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-04-23T11:46

糗爺嗑藥了?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-23T18:23

XDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2016-04-28T07:29

還罵髒話我欣賞

By Jessica
at 2016-05-02T11:36

他已經氣到語無倫次了

By Quintina
at 2016-05-06T07:27

糗爺在狂糗lbj阿XDDDD

By Frederic
at 2016-05-10T17:57

糗爺也太好笑了吧

By Charlie
at 2016-05-13T10:55

好好笑XDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-05-15T02:56

瀕臨崩潰感

By Brianna
at 2016-05-17T06:05

他好激動XDDDDD

By Steve
at 2016-05-20T07:29

1把lbj抓去驗尿

By Margaret
at 2016-05-21T09:52

三小啦XDDD

By Dinah
at 2016-05-24T14:13

唉
提早發功，勇士掰掰

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-27T17:50

搞不好LBJ平常都留一手現在才是100分的表現

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-29T17:26

這樣才能噱到糗爺

By Kama
at 2016-06-01T01:13

這樣怎麼下，第一場賺，第二場忘記買，這麼晚開示要
我們怎麼買

By Genevieve
at 2016-06-04T04:55

學長啊哈哈哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-07T10:29

他到底在說甚麼啊?XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2016-06-10T22:10

(做了一個很醜的投籃動作) 超有即視感XDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2016-06-15T12:57

看 LBJ隊友在雷甚麼~
Curry被守爆了~

By Faithe
at 2016-06-18T03:46

糗爺崩潰了

By Ina
at 2016-06-18T22:27

傑利 <3

By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-22T18:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2016-06-25T19:23

真的很討厭你...

By Olga
at 2016-06-26T17:53

糗爺好激動

By Zora
at 2016-06-30T07:24

糗爺推推

By Olivia
at 2016-07-03T08:43

curry有可能今天要變柯一球了，目前只進一球

By Andy
at 2016-07-03T19:24

神糗

By Robert
at 2016-07-06T04:09

超好笑的XDD

By Hedwig
at 2016-07-07T21:17

先來朝聖(?

By Valerie
at 2016-07-11T12:26

東方閃電完美發功糗爺:又CARRY了一場

By Lydia
at 2016-07-13T15:40

其實糗爺蠻可愛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2016-07-16T08:36

糗爺太神啦XDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-07-21T05:35

噓文救我勇，原來兇手就是你
按到推，補噓

By Callum
at 2016-07-23T16:52

糗爺你好狠阿

By Lydia
at 2016-07-25T12:04

先推

By Gary
at 2016-07-30T11:35

原來是你啊!!!!!

By Olivia
at 2016-08-04T09:15

糗爺!!

By Freda
at 2016-08-07T12:23

......

By Agatha
at 2016-08-08T06:27

推專訪

By Iris
at 2016-08-11T13:07

讚嘆糗爺

By Jake
at 2016-08-12T23:41

我糗要歸位了嗎...?

By Damian
at 2016-08-14T09:01

去吃飯好了沒搞頭了

By Isabella
at 2016-08-15T04:33

謝謝你真的超神準

By Leila
at 2016-08-20T02:12

朝聖推

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-21T13:36

我糗威武

By Hedda
at 2016-08-24T04:28

糗爺發爐了...

By Wallis
at 2016-08-25T03:21

結果Dellavedova今天爆發了

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-27T05:06

朝聖

By George
at 2016-08-29T20:09

朝聖

By Leila
at 2016-08-30T15:53

朝聖啦太強啦東方神秘力量

By Blanche
at 2016-09-03T13:50

我糗威武

By Quintina
at 2016-09-03T16:41

神祕力量朝勝推

By David
at 2016-09-06T05:18

被糗爺酸完整個人爆走，全身充滿了力量XD

By Candice
at 2016-09-10T01:29

屌屌屌糗爺功力又回來了

By Quanna
at 2016-09-14T18:56

糗爺這次還會繼續罵髒話嗎

By Joseph
at 2016-09-16T23:35

朝聖..來自東方的神秘力量

By Candice
at 2016-09-17T10:24

姆斯實在太神啦

By Dorothy
at 2016-09-20T22:47

太神了糗爺是我們的神啊!!!! 國民岳父~~

By Callum
at 2016-09-21T04:20

Dellavedova幹他媽拿冠軍，你不覺得很瞎嗎？XD

By Rae
at 2016-09-25T14:05

朝聖

By Rae
at 2016-09-25T20:16

可惡阿

By Damian
at 2016-09-27T17:14

幹

By Mary
at 2016-09-30T21:46

朝聖

By Xanthe
at 2016-10-02T00:46

爆

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-02T05:21

他叫自己東方閃電好好玩 XDDDD

By Rachel
at 2016-10-05T07:03

朝聖推~XDDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-08T22:41

朝聖

By Xanthe
at 2016-10-09T03:00

朝聖

By Christine
at 2016-10-11T18:35

傑利<3

By Faithe
at 2016-10-15T05:21

猛憨 <3

By Susan
at 2016-10-16T06:39

朝聖

By Brianna
at 2016-10-21T03:49

朝聖

By Rebecca
at 2016-10-22T10:35

笑死我 !!自己還說自己專訪東方閃電!!XDD

By Callum
at 2016-10-24T05:40

朝聖

By Carol
at 2016-10-27T00:24

朝聖

東方閃電的專訪 - NBA

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