Kerr演講：奪冠都是我的功勞 - NBA

By Audriana
at 2015-06-21T15:44

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金州勇士在奧克蘭當地舉行了盛大的奪冠遊行。主帥Kerr在全城球迷面前發表了
演講，期間他提到，球隊奪冠都是自己一個人的功勞，演講過程中充滿了歡笑。

以下為演講內容。

謝謝！

大概一年前我得到了這份工作，謝謝老闆和總經理給我這個機會。但當我看到球員名單時
，我感覺到自己的任務很艱鉅。

沒什麼天賦，投籃能力相當差，進攻單一、防守散漫，不信你看看這群人……
然後我就感覺到自己有很多工作要做。

但無論如何，我在9個月內教會了Curry和K湯怎樣遠投，教會了Bogut怎樣成為聯盟最
優秀的防守中鋒，教會了Barnes、Livingston這些側翼球員怎樣從1號位防到5號位，
教會他們怎樣投籃、怎樣處理球，

我還在9個月內教會了Green怎樣帶著激情、自信打球，
教會他怎麼向對手噴垃圾話，怎麼向球迷和他媽媽噴垃圾話，向我們教練組、球館裡的每
一個人噴垃圾話……

不好意思我有點跑題了，不好意思Green……

此外我還教會了小AI怎麼運球、傳球、投籃、搶籃板，怎麼防守James，怎樣在總決賽里
展現他前所未有的侵略性。

我還教會這些傢伙怎樣無私打球、互相幫助，讓他們明白打球不僅僅是為了這支球隊，還
要為了這個社區，我還教會他們捨得花時間、花錢來回饋校園、回饋社會，營造出整個
NBA都歡迎的文化氛圍。我走到哪裡都聽到這些話，“看這些人打球太難以置信了，太酷
了，太令人興奮了，”他們還誇獎這些球員在媒體面前的得體的言行舉止。

所以，9個月來都是我的功勞，謝謝大家！

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All Comments

By Caroline
at 2015-06-22T04:15

.........?!

By Gary
at 2015-06-23T18:41

還好你不是咖哩不然管你是不是開玩笑肯定被噴爆！

By Hardy
at 2015-06-24T03:25

……？

By Faithe
at 2015-06-27T12:28

婊Green XDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-07-01T06:05

欸？盜帳號？

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-02T03:25

幽默

By Irma
at 2015-07-05T23:44

怎沒教小AI怎罰球

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-07T16:59

斷水流大師兄：

By Bennie
at 2015-07-11T05:48

向對手媽媽噴垃圾話真靠XDDD

By Jake
at 2015-07-14T20:33

陸聞何必認真

By Heather
at 2015-07-18T16:22

果然夠美式風格跟TD一樣

By Erin
at 2015-07-22T12:40

他真的很會講話台詞到底想了多久XD

By Kyle
at 2015-07-22T18:26

之前在公牛奪冠他發表的感言好像也是這樣玩XD

By Noah
at 2015-07-23T10:50

收割大屁股的功勞撿現成

By Ethan
at 2015-07-25T04:17

不過讓禪師和老喬老皮聽了都開懷不已

By Megan
at 2015-07-27T05:05

你忘了教小AI怎麼罰球了XDDD

By Lucy
at 2015-07-28T05:18

安安問56

By Eden
at 2015-08-01T06:44

By Yedda
at 2015-08-05T23:25

https://youtu.be/dZ8aA0YA2No
他是真的這樣講沒錯

By Doris
at 2015-08-10T02:54

教一下罰球啊

By Faithe
at 2015-08-12T12:55

噓的真沒幽默感~當年公牛奪冠Kerr演講就那麼白爛!

By Daniel
at 2015-08-15T14:22

小AI罰球鏘鏘鏘

By Bethany
at 2015-08-20T05:05

就復古幽默，97奪冠的經典演說梗，別誤會。不過年
輕人應不知道XD

By Charlotte
at 2015-08-24T14:27

哈哈我覺得很幽默啊哈

By Wallis
at 2015-08-26T07:10

比起刻意謙虛美國人比較喜歡這種誇大式的幽默

By Carol
at 2015-08-30T01:09

果然是Barney Stinson假扮的

By Noah
at 2015-09-02T20:13

干問56之前不還是勇迷嗎哈哈

By Audriana
at 2015-09-03T20:50

XDDDD

By Audriana
at 2015-09-04T21:18

XDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-09-07T21:46

你忘記教小AI罰球...你只顧著再跟Curry PK罰球 XDDD

By Ivy
at 2015-09-09T05:34

太靠北XDDDDD

By Candice
at 2015-09-10T16:19

我說在場的各位都是

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-14T01:11

Kerr：我問了Iggy想學好罰球還是拿到FMVP方法

By Belly
at 2015-09-17T04:19

好笑XD

By Adele
at 2015-09-19T20:04

kerr雖然幽默，但球員聽到臉有點臭，畢竟黑人
的幽默風格跟白人不同

By Frederica
at 2015-09-22T21:20

沒想到這麼多年後還有這次機會讓他再這樣發揮XD

By Faithe
at 2015-09-24T15:05

中鋼j都能教小AI罰球了

By Rae
at 2015-09-24T17:42

XD 球員我覺得沒發現到他的幽默沒反應

By Linda
at 2015-09-24T23:16

從演講來看，浪花兄弟跟kerr好像相處不太好

By George
at 2015-09-27T11:10

How I met your mother

By Elvira
at 2015-10-02T03:40

蠻有趣的XDDDD

By Ida
at 2015-10-05T03:09

勇士們:嗆我們嗆夠囉！

By Catherine
at 2015-10-05T15:37

真的耶有些球員一臉木然/嚴肅...

By Lauren
at 2015-10-05T23:19

反串吧

By Frederic
at 2015-10-07T08:13

這稿子一定是波波幫他寫的.........

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-12T03:41

https://youtu.be/dZ8aA0YA2No 影片支援

By Zanna
at 2015-10-16T05:39

kerr(把冠軍擺在前面):我說在場的各位都是垃圾

By Iris
at 2015-10-19T11:20

沒有先套招臉臭是正常的

By Agnes
at 2015-10-22T00:02

史上最有梗的冠軍演講者從公牛到馬刺到勇士都是XDD

By Margaret
at 2015-10-23T00:31

好棒的反唪 xDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-23T14:55

公牛奪冠時他就這樣講了啦XD

By Daniel
at 2015-10-27T19:01

可以教我們家豪豪好好練球嗎拜託

By Victoria
at 2015-10-29T00:17

當時公牛他丟進最後一球奪冠，就說是因為Jordan

By Megan
at 2015-10-29T20:59

真相的確是換了總教練就飛天，球員都沒什麼換阿

By Madame
at 2015-10-30T10:44

kerr在公牛跟大家相處很好這樣講沒關係

By Michael
at 2015-10-31T06:15

在廣告中說他丟失了一大堆球，他跟Jackson說：
「要不要換個人試試看？」然後他就丟進去了

By Zora
at 2015-11-04T00:51

覺得認真臉其實像累了...太陽好大

By Kyle
at 2015-11-07T05:36

這其實是自謙啦

By Edith
at 2015-11-09T20:25

好的隊伍也要好的教練這是確實的...當然如果球員是
教練另當別論

By Kelly
at 2015-11-11T17:50

這種沒套招肯定一開始會傻眼要聽完才知道是反串XD

By Carol
at 2015-11-13T08:24

看起來還好就是沒啥表情 0.0

By Vanessa
at 2015-11-18T05:21

球員哪裡臉臭他們本來就沒表情而已腦補喔

By Edwina
at 2015-11-20T00:56

那綠綠真的醉了只有他笑-..-

By Linda
at 2015-11-21T08:07

在公牛賽後演講是說:"當時我在想我又要幫MJ擦屁股"

By Caroline
at 2015-11-21T23:38

球員就追夢聽懂了阿XD 其他沒表情

By Lily
at 2015-11-26T10:43

"教會了Curry遠投" ??
那所以之前有人說咖哩以前就超準了到底是這一季
才準還是之前就準阿@@

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-01T06:16

追夢綠有笑阿

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-03T13:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 工三小

By Faithe
at 2015-12-04T12:38

全部都廢話但還蠻有趣的XDD

By William
at 2015-12-08T10:03

有在笑應該是從原本不知道發現那是有梗的說詞XD
或是故意安排好的

By Annie
at 2015-12-13T03:06

綠會笑因為他跟kerr交情好

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-15T17:32

就反話阿....

By Olive
at 2015-12-16T20:09

反串自謙其實自己功勞不大是players' coach

By Hedda
at 2015-12-17T12:11

一堆笑聲最好會只有球員聽不出臉臭啦...

By Michael
at 2015-12-20T19:43

大屁股表示

By Tom
at 2015-12-25T00:26

意思就在說他什麼都沒做
CURRY投籃勇士防守...這些都是本來就有的

By John
at 2015-12-26T18:44

Green演講 https://youtu.be/phGtUmMuoNM

By Isabella
at 2015-12-28T15:35

主要是透過這種方式來說這隻球隊跟球員有多優秀啦

By Franklin
at 2015-12-30T01:05

所以他沒做什麼的意思

By Robert
at 2015-12-31T20:56

翻譯：9個月來我啥事都沒做就奪冠了ＬＯＬ

By Yuri
at 2016-01-05T06:57

球員看起來都聽得很開心吧

By Erin
at 2016-01-09T10:18

就在開玩笑阿XD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-11T08:04

GREEN笑起來真的很像史瑞克裡面的驢子

By Eden
at 2016-01-12T01:23

Kerr 97' http://youtu.be/s0e6npgMHJo

By Agatha
at 2016-01-13T14:41

果然超會講垃圾話XDD

By Emily
at 2016-01-15T03:54

http://tinyurl.com/p44snes

By Megan
at 2016-01-15T13:44

好好笑哈哈不愧是kerr

By Zenobia
at 2016-01-16T16:57

沒有lbj落賽+弱化隊友的慣例發揮你們能贏嘛?

By Frederica
at 2016-01-17T03:51

Green 的演講好贊 xDDD 一堆垃圾話但好真誠

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-18T02:45

需要字幕.....

By Ina
at 2016-01-20T04:04

哈哈

By Donna
at 2016-01-21T18:12

這樣的幽默很難讓大家都笑出來啊

By Edwina
at 2016-01-23T03:59

很幽默難怪可以演追愛總動員

By Olga
at 2016-01-26T11:46

球員臉臭是因為天氣吧感覺很熱啊……

By Robert
at 2016-01-28T20:01

不要腦補這連我一聽就知道kerr在講反話是一種幽默

By Callum
at 2016-01-29T18:04

老美怎麼可能聽不出來還臉臭

By Thomas
at 2016-01-30T06:19

一堆人不懂Kerr 是自謙嗎？

By Olga
at 2016-02-03T22:14

還有腿迷想偷戰Curry 英文學好再來好嗎 XDD

By Susan
at 2016-02-07T09:09

這種幽默都看不懂嗎== 意思是奪冠是大家的功勞 kerr
其實自己做得不多

By John
at 2016-02-08T17:39

哈哈哈哈反串好好笑

By Daniel
at 2016-02-11T00:36

Green的演講是全場最high的和巨人的Pence同等級

By Olivia
at 2016-02-11T15:59

他們要我幫curry做掩護幫KT做掩護讓我看起來像是
在打籃球XD

By Jake
at 2016-02-15T07:50

一直以來都是講話得體幽默人際關係很好來形容

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-20T05:32

想到當初Kerr接下教練勇士沒任何一個發推特表示歡
迎

By Enid
at 2016-02-23T22:34

要不是我刺今年被黑勇士大概二輪遊而已

By Heather
at 2016-02-26T09:00

XDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2016-02-29T13:34

這哪招XDDD

By Edwina
at 2016-03-05T11:46

黑啥輸我艇就是輸

By Isabella
at 2016-03-07T00:03

刺迷崩潰到現在?

By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-10T18:15

Kerr也懂反串?

By Queena
at 2016-03-14T01:38

他是繞彎子在誇球員有這些特質

By Yuri
at 2016-03-15T17:52

看那ID是刺黑...真刺迷哪有這麼腦包

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-16T13:38

kerr也是半個馬刺人
Kerr是少數還會跟馬刺球員打哈哈的教練之ㄧ

By Cara
at 2016-03-18T03:17

以前在公牛他就很會講話跟開玩笑了

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-03-19T20:52

小AI部分他應該說，但我卻忘了教他罰球

By Queena
at 2016-03-20T13:30

干勇士第二輪不是打灰熊嗎..

By Christine
at 2016-03-23T20:41

翻譯：你看很容易吧！

By Ursula
at 2016-03-26T12:23

Kerr跟馬刺的球員跟POPO關係都很好

By Hazel
at 2016-03-27T13:53

球員沒表情是因為很熱吧!

By Kelly
at 2016-03-28T00:26

TD很常開他玩笑像是明星賽的時後還會亂嗆他

By Mason
at 2016-04-01T22:21

有腿迷看不懂反串耶

By Steve
at 2016-04-04T16:29

明星賽的時候 TD:你是這樣執教的嗎?

By Andy
at 2016-04-08T19:02

TD:只要我們得分比他們高，我們就能贏啦

By Mia
at 2016-04-13T14:53

好可憐一堆人看不懂幽默ㄏ原始人真的好臭好可怕

By Valerie
at 2016-04-13T16:28

不懂幽默再哪

By Franklin
at 2016-04-17T14:37

XDDD

By Frederica
at 2016-04-19T19:46

黑人只是旗子白人還是得掌控一切這才是美國接受的

By Valerie
at 2016-04-21T02:47

HIMYM BARNEY:champion~wait for it~ship~~

By Callum
at 2016-04-22T23:05

很明顯用反話把自己球員的優點講一遍吧

By Irma
at 2016-04-25T17:06

Kerr在1997公牛慶功宴的演講文字稿如下

By Kama
at 2016-04-29T11:03

Kerr 當初還開Jordan玩笑XDD

By Jacob
at 2016-05-01T14:19

123

By Ursula
at 2016-05-05T06:24

http://goo.gl/ZQ0T7F
真的很幽默

By Damian
at 2016-05-10T02:08

為什麼有些人面對任何人都能這麼有梗…羨慕

By Belly
at 2016-05-10T12:33

散漫

By Elma
at 2016-05-13T17:25

XDDDD

By James
at 2016-05-15T00:05

會以為便便哥是刺迷的腦子也太好

By Selena
at 2016-05-15T22:07

By Bennie
at 2016-05-16T07:11

你不是只有101招嗎球給CURRY?

By Catherine
at 2016-05-18T04:12

哈哈

By Regina
at 2016-05-22T05:04

你少說一個RileyXDD

By Heather
at 2016-05-25T18:30

連反串都看不出來的...好可憐...

By Anthony
at 2016-05-26T14:48

就是美式幽默啊，超好笑XDD

By Ida
at 2016-05-27T17:11

XDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-05-29T15:01

奇怪...明明是開玩笑, 結果林書豪被酸到祖宗十八代
都哭了, 平平是人怎麼差這麼多

By Harry
at 2016-06-02T10:41

美式笑話阿是大家都沒在看雜誌的嗎還是真不懂 XDD

By Joseph
at 2016-06-06T21:25

就美式幽默啊！有些腿迷見縫插針囉～

By Eartha
at 2016-06-10T21:06

還蠻好笑的XDDDD

By Olivia
at 2016-06-11T01:25

kerr帶墨鏡長的好像馬蓋先

By Leila
at 2016-06-12T05:40

顆顆　笑別人ｄｅｒ嘴臉不錯看　腦捕很嚴重

By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-17T04:12

很幽默啊= =

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-21T11:39

哈哈哈繼續嘴砲

By Poppy
at 2016-06-24T13:26

這是POPO教的吧XDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-06-28T13:03

有人看不出來是反話? 這明明就在展現幽默

By Quintina
at 2016-06-29T05:16

KO表示被無視很火

By Zanna
at 2016-07-02T13:42

POPO：學我？

By Bethany
at 2016-07-07T08:29

呵呵，很棒的美式幽默啊!!

By Joseph
at 2016-07-09T00:59

腿迷連反串都看不懂了哪會懂Kerr的高級幽默

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-12T04:43

超好笑XDDD

By Isla
at 2016-07-13T07:06

意思是什麼都沒做嗎ＸＤＤＤ

By Mia
at 2016-07-16T10:21

靠北XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-07-19T03:46

popo風

By Mia
at 2016-07-21T01:45

超好笑的~好嘴喔~~~XDD

By Eartha
at 2016-07-23T07:22

果然是另類的popo 可是kerr你忘了教AI罰球

By Caroline
at 2016-07-23T15:14

http://tinyurl.com/p9abe9e In typical Kerr fash-
ion, it went with sarcasm to deliver just how

By Irma
at 2016-07-24T00:51

真謙虛

By Caroline
at 2016-07-28T03:56

good his team and organization are.

By Cara
at 2016-07-29T11:43

比林書豪還囂張

By Puput
at 2016-07-30T02:41

蠻好笑的XDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-08-01T05:38

靠北,這演講還蠻有popo的風格

By Kumar
at 2016-08-03T14:56

Kerr好靠杯 xddd

By George
at 2016-08-04T09:13

翻譯:球員和球團都很棒，是大家的功勞

By Noah
at 2016-08-08T06:31

kerr的表現已經不需要在這種時候自吹了，這種大剌剌
直接反串"都林北的功勞啦"的方法，反而很有智慧

By Audriana
at 2016-08-10T22:22

語畢哄堂大笑 (這是真的)

By William
at 2016-08-11T03:05

哪裡臉臭啊表情一直那樣啊，大家都聽得懂，就你聽
不懂

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-14T04:50

推幽默

By Isla
at 2016-08-14T10:55

推幽默

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-18T20:08

XDDDDD超靠北

By Enid
at 2016-08-20T13:19

不好笑...

By Andrew
at 2016-08-21T11:29

超靠邀的XDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-23T20:56

他真的很幽默

By Jake
at 2016-08-26T16:55

真的是很嘴砲XDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2016-08-29T14:25

他沒教iggy罰球難怪XD

By Jack
at 2016-08-31T02:16

ㄧ堆人看不懂在那邊噓

By Kumar
at 2016-09-04T06:29

真的很幽默

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-04T19:26

Kerr真的很嘴耶XDD

By Heather
at 2016-09-05T18:39

這嘴的我喜歡XDDD

By Dinah
at 2016-09-10T16:40

今天如果騎士奪冠 blatt這樣說的話會怎樣呢？

By Wallis
at 2016-09-14T02:46

好好笑哈哈哈XD

By Kelly
at 2016-09-17T05:00

不用思考也知道是開玩笑的吧，還是腦袋只裝數字的阿
宅看不出來？

By Faithe
at 2016-09-17T23:12

反串XDDD

By Quintina
at 2016-09-20T03:17

Kerr97年98年奪冠後演講都超好笑的阿

By Bennie
at 2016-09-20T10:45

超幽默

By Lily
at 2016-09-22T05:03

xDDD

By Margaret
at 2016-09-23T09:05

就知道Kerr慶功演講肯定會爆料XD 連老喬都被虧過

By Jacob
at 2016-09-25T01:41

美國人超幽默的!台灣都是謝謝家人感謝球迷

By Agatha
at 2016-09-26T12:14

Mark Jackson %%%臉好腫

By Ula
at 2016-09-28T14:36

推KERR 希望他成為下一個S級教練

By Poppy
at 2016-09-30T19:31

幽默推 XDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-10-02T01:08

前幾樓帶風向失敗好好笑

By Christine
at 2016-10-04T21:25

嘴哥教練 XDDD

By Rachel
at 2016-10-05T06:56

請問有人可以幫忙翻譯Draymond Green的演講嗎?謝謝

By Lauren
at 2016-10-05T12:18

還教小AI怎麼拿下FMVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Heather
at 2016-10-06T05:09

Kerr幽默到爆炸根本popo笑臉版XDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-10-08T22:57

會以為不服大便哥是刺迷表示大便哥黑刺還不夠努力

By Edwina
at 2016-10-09T02:15

別裝啦~

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-12T19:34

Kerr 98年演講還沿用97年的演講內容做延伸XDD

By Ursula
at 2016-10-17T12:03

沒有乳果歧視輸了不用發表感言哦揪咪

By Jessica
at 2016-10-20T15:50

哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2016-10-25T13:39

XDDDD

By Kristin
at 2016-10-26T20:33

哈哈哈某j連反串幽默都不懂

By Adele
at 2016-10-28T16:55

XDDD 超級反串演說

By Mason
at 2016-10-29T17:07

its gonna be legend,wait for it,

By Elvira
at 2016-11-01T20:10

美式幽默啊有什麼好意外

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-05T00:45

都是me的功勞

By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-06T11:01

有夠好笑XDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-11-06T17:26

不懂為什麼好笑。板上對美式幽默熟悉的人真多。

By Wallis
at 2016-11-10T07:04

推

By Regina
at 2016-11-15T05:37

XDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-11-19T18:49

還蠻白爛的啊哈哈哈

By Audriana
at 2016-11-23T08:41

有實力怎樣講都不過份

By Isabella
at 2016-11-23T22:37

這樣也能釣到一堆新警察 XDDD

By Ophelia
at 2016-11-27T12:22

Kerr反串幽默超級強XDDDDD

By Regina
at 2016-11-28T08:45

不懂是因為毛沒長齊吧

By Isla
at 2016-11-28T21:38

狂推kerr 有夠幽默....

By Margaret
at 2016-11-29T23:33

Kerr演講：奪冠都是我的功勞 - NBA

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