超越The Decision鬧劇的DAJ人生 - NBA

By Sierra Rose
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運動視界好讀版:http://www.sportsv.net/articles/16466
完整圖文影音解說,閱讀更完整,歡迎點選支持!
(美國鄉民的改圖實在都太靠北了XDD)
早前跟小牛有口頭約的DeAndre Jordan,在快艇赫然發現沒有好中鋒可以補的情況下,台
灣時間昨晚就由老闆帶領主帥Rives,以及其他預計先發的主將Chris Paul、Blake
Griffin、Paul Pierce、J.J Reddick,全員出動前往DAJ家裡勸說他浪子回頭。繼而引發
今天整個美國的”DAJ人生”騷動!
*快艇由老闆Steve Ballmer親自領軍,組成超強大遊說團
筆者在此為各位整理整個”DAJ人生”的相關消息:
(1)主將的低姿態
全員出動的快艇,CP3先動之以情,激動地告訴DAJ自己把他當兄弟,沒有不滿的情緒,並
且允諾之後會讓他更多參與到進攻之中。總是有多年情誼的隊友,據說DAJ也在談話後激
動落淚,並且表示前幾天就有動搖心情,他並不那麼想去小牛,都是他的經紀人Fegan要
他去小牛。
*跟CP3的矛盾,多所被指稱為DAJ不續約的主因之一,這次CP3親自出馬,總算勝過CP25
(2)快艇的防守戰
基本上快艇不會被認為是防守強隊,但在這次防守DAJ做的可是滴水不漏。在打動DAJ到真
正可以簽約之前,快艇全體參與勸說人員決定留在DAJ家中直到午夜,更甚者,還不准任
何人進入DAJ家,據說甚至還不讓DAJ接手機。即使有消息指稱DAJ願意再給小牛最後一次
面談機會,但狠下心也不容有失的快艇決定完全斷絕任何可能,儼然是NBA版的『西安事
變』!
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(1)->Rivers要脅DAJ
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(2)->Rivers守關滴水不漏!
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(3)->士官長Pierce帶隊快艇最強守門部隊
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(4)->Cuban與Parsons企圖強行攻入
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(5)->快艇遊說團於DAJ家中情境模擬
(3)快艇的勝券在握
隨著時間推移,更多快艇穩佔上風、就將逆轉局勢的訊息不斷浮出。首先是Blake
Griffin接連在推特上極為嘲諷的放上椅子擋DAJ家門&夜宿露營的畫面,不多久內線達人
Adrian Wojnarowski還指稱遊說團隊已經在DAJ家中開始打牌;另邊廂來自一些國外寫手
的消息,甚至傳出Cuban自己開車不斷想尋找知道DAJ家地址的人詢問,最終卻苦於結果的
消息,連Parsons都消極的發表『I thought I had a good pump fake.』言論,眼看大勢
就將已定。
*BG第一張嘲諷圖->椅子擋門
*BG第二張嘲諷圖->夜宿守關
*據說親自開車仍找不到知情DAJ地址人士的苦命老闆Cuban(推特消息)
*只能苦笑的Parsons無奈推文
(4)DAJ綁架人生落幕(暫時性?)
快艇守城守到開嘲諷,結果也大致底定。更新消息Cuban先開始通知小牛制服組,DAJ會留
在快艇,隨後LA方面的媒體,也陸續傳出DAJ已承諾與快艇簽約,據傳是5年頂薪110M/最
後一年球員選擇的合約內容,隨後另有消息,DAJ跟家人已經離開要去10天的遊輪渡假之
旅(達拉斯有報導指出,DAJ的媽媽是影響他決策的關鍵人物)……
*連Pierce都開嘲諷,在成功後發推"這是為什麼他們帶我來的原因"
*短暫的小牛DAJ已成南柯一夢......
*更馬上有歡迎DJA回家的Banner在網路上出現
(5)餘波盪漾的後續發酵
DAJ一走了之,至今仍『完全沒有畫面,完全沒有畫面,完全沒有畫面』。上述峰迴路轉
的戲劇化情節,或許部分遭到誇大,但確實也讓球迷們經歷了『電影般的一夜』。包括老
前輩Drexler,甚至”現在”還是隊友的Jamal crawford都不表苟同,後續還有快艇早前
憤怒的球迷如何面對自己前幾天的言論,還有更巨大龐然、勢必不會就此罷休的Cuban為
首小牛團隊,整個達拉斯球迷,甚至快艇隊一夜崩壞的名聲…
*Drexler表示:你(DJA)在浪費大家的時間跟金錢, 你的承諾跟你的罰球一樣/隨後並對
DJA的信用大表批判
*連還算隊友的Crawford都看不下去DJA的優柔寡斷,要他趕快決定
*前幾天才因為DJA轉隊大罵的快艇迷,要如何面對幾天前把DJA批成一無是處的自己?
*知名運動網站SBNation也馬上表示:這是我們看過最蔚為奇觀的自由市場災難
『DAJ人生』暫告休止(除非他真的無腦到又反轉表了快艇一次),但他與小牛方興未艾的
新仇結樑,才正要開始!
*更慘的還有,最新的推特,其實小牛已經做好DAJ的球衣了.......
延伸閱讀:
生涯終點站,Pierce加盟快艇背後故事
http://www.sportsv.net/articles/16156
--
Pierce:最後DAJ還是回到我身邊了 哇哈哈
--
完整圖文影音解說,閱讀更完整,歡迎點選支持!
(美國鄉民的改圖實在都太靠北了XDD)
早前跟小牛有口頭約的DeAndre Jordan,在快艇赫然發現沒有好中鋒可以補的情況下,台
灣時間昨晚就由老闆帶領主帥Rives,以及其他預計先發的主將Chris Paul、Blake
Griffin、Paul Pierce、J.J Reddick,全員出動前往DAJ家裡勸說他浪子回頭。繼而引發
今天整個美國的”DAJ人生”騷動!
*快艇由老闆Steve Ballmer親自領軍,組成超強大遊說團
筆者在此為各位整理整個”DAJ人生”的相關消息:
(1)主將的低姿態
全員出動的快艇,CP3先動之以情,激動地告訴DAJ自己把他當兄弟,沒有不滿的情緒,並
且允諾之後會讓他更多參與到進攻之中。總是有多年情誼的隊友,據說DAJ也在談話後激
動落淚,並且表示前幾天就有動搖心情,他並不那麼想去小牛,都是他的經紀人Fegan要
他去小牛。
*跟CP3的矛盾,多所被指稱為DAJ不續約的主因之一,這次CP3親自出馬,總算勝過CP25
(2)快艇的防守戰
基本上快艇不會被認為是防守強隊,但在這次防守DAJ做的可是滴水不漏。在打動DAJ到真
正可以簽約之前,快艇全體參與勸說人員決定留在DAJ家中直到午夜,更甚者,還不准任
何人進入DAJ家,據說甚至還不讓DAJ接手機。即使有消息指稱DAJ願意再給小牛最後一次
面談機會,但狠下心也不容有失的快艇決定完全斷絕任何可能,儼然是NBA版的『西安事
變』!
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(1)->Rivers要脅DAJ
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(2)->Rivers守關滴水不漏!
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(3)->士官長Pierce帶隊快艇最強守門部隊
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(4)->Cuban與Parsons企圖強行攻入
*守城戰消息一出,美國鄉民各種改圖嘲諷(5)->快艇遊說團於DAJ家中情境模擬
(3)快艇的勝券在握
隨著時間推移,更多快艇穩佔上風、就將逆轉局勢的訊息不斷浮出。首先是Blake
Griffin接連在推特上極為嘲諷的放上椅子擋DAJ家門&夜宿露營的畫面,不多久內線達人
Adrian Wojnarowski還指稱遊說團隊已經在DAJ家中開始打牌;另邊廂來自一些國外寫手
的消息,甚至傳出Cuban自己開車不斷想尋找知道DAJ家地址的人詢問,最終卻苦於結果的
消息,連Parsons都消極的發表『I thought I had a good pump fake.』言論,眼看大勢
就將已定。
*BG第一張嘲諷圖->椅子擋門
*BG第二張嘲諷圖->夜宿守關
*據說親自開車仍找不到知情DAJ地址人士的苦命老闆Cuban(推特消息)
*只能苦笑的Parsons無奈推文
(4)DAJ綁架人生落幕(暫時性?)
快艇守城守到開嘲諷,結果也大致底定。更新消息Cuban先開始通知小牛制服組,DAJ會留
在快艇,隨後LA方面的媒體,也陸續傳出DAJ已承諾與快艇簽約,據傳是5年頂薪110M/最
後一年球員選擇的合約內容,隨後另有消息,DAJ跟家人已經離開要去10天的遊輪渡假之
旅(達拉斯有報導指出,DAJ的媽媽是影響他決策的關鍵人物)……
*連Pierce都開嘲諷,在成功後發推"這是為什麼他們帶我來的原因"
*短暫的小牛DAJ已成南柯一夢......
*更馬上有歡迎DJA回家的Banner在網路上出現
(5)餘波盪漾的後續發酵
DAJ一走了之,至今仍『完全沒有畫面,完全沒有畫面,完全沒有畫面』。上述峰迴路轉
的戲劇化情節,或許部分遭到誇大,但確實也讓球迷們經歷了『電影般的一夜』。包括老
前輩Drexler,甚至”現在”還是隊友的Jamal crawford都不表苟同,後續還有快艇早前
憤怒的球迷如何面對自己前幾天的言論,還有更巨大龐然、勢必不會就此罷休的Cuban為
首小牛團隊,整個達拉斯球迷,甚至快艇隊一夜崩壞的名聲…
*Drexler表示:你(DJA)在浪費大家的時間跟金錢, 你的承諾跟你的罰球一樣/隨後並對
DJA的信用大表批判
*連還算隊友的Crawford都看不下去DJA的優柔寡斷,要他趕快決定
*前幾天才因為DJA轉隊大罵的快艇迷,要如何面對幾天前把DJA批成一無是處的自己?
*知名運動網站SBNation也馬上表示:這是我們看過最蔚為奇觀的自由市場災難
『DAJ人生』暫告休止(除非他真的無腦到又反轉表了快艇一次),但他與小牛方興未艾的
新仇結樑,才正要開始!
*更慘的還有,最新的推特,其實小牛已經做好DAJ的球衣了.......
延伸閱讀:
生涯終點站,Pierce加盟快艇背後故事
http://www.sportsv.net/articles/16156
--
Pierce:最後DAJ還是回到我身邊了 哇哈哈
--
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