賽爾提克記者在交易德軟之後的真實評價 - NBA

By Oscar
at 2022-02-12T00:33

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The Athletic: https://bit.ly/3HJk4QJ
記者：Jared Weiss(賽), Jay King(賽), and Kelly Iko(火)

這篇太好笑了，也告訴你隨隊記者是會顧及球隊顏面的；一個球員打得格格不入時，就算是要寫分析文也只會隱晦地帶過。啊不過人走茶涼之後就是另一回事

以下僅節錄關於德軟的評論部分

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Weiss:
德軟就是個瞎雞巴忙的球員。他每晚都會全力投入比賽並獨力完成進攻。有時表現不錯，但大部分時候是一團糟。

Iko:
請先定義一下何謂"瞎雞巴忙"。

Weiss:
ㄒㄧㄚㄐㄧㄅㄚㄇㄤˊ。用成噸的糟糕投籃選擇與糟糕傳球填出不錯的帳面表現。
造句：德軟在運球推快攻時忽然停了下來，然後在還有17秒時做了一個中遠距離跳投，真瞎雞巴忙的。

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King:
德軟是個能夠殺進禁區的得分手，但問題是他有很多糟糕的傳球、傾向過度盤球，且不是一個好的定點射手，因此會壓縮其他人的空間。在賽爾提克這波8勝1敗的表現中，德軟是唯一掙扎的球員。

Weiss:
最後還是要給予德軟他應得的評價：他是一位極具創造力的得分手。
給他一個能長時間一球在手、且不需要頻繁有無球切換的環境時，他會是一位很好的擋拆持球手：具破壞性的切入、吸引防守後能球傳至外圍、能把球餵給順下大個。但他的表現並沒有穩定到讓球隊趨之若鶩、並把他放進核心輪替之中。

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All Comments

By Lydia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

我笑得肚子好痛wwwww

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-02-12T08:41

講真的青賽比賽看過一次就知道德軟沒有CP3就是爛

By Damian
at 2022-02-10T19:04

弱化板龜龜

By Zenobia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人台女：我不要你了
：好吧你可以回來了

By Charlotte
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟再怎麼難用都比…

By Olive
at 2022-02-12T08:41

看上一篇的乳莫湖人是多愛龜龜？

By Doris
at 2022-02-10T19:04

平價版龜龜？

By Damian
at 2022-02-12T08:41

怎看起來像平價龜

By Megan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

我覺得Weiss講的蠻中肯的

By Leila
at 2022-02-12T08:41

CP3:讓我帶你重返最佳第六人

By Bennie
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟打球節奏真的怪，自己不尷尬、別人比較尷尬

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟還是很爛.只是不在湖人了不會被一直拿出來講XD

By Michael
at 2022-02-10T19:04

還以為在描述龜龜

By Regina
at 2022-02-12T08:41

聯盟到底有幾隻龜啦

By Bennie
at 2022-02-10T19:04

怎聽厲害跟龜有夠像所以基本上去年暑假湖人就是用
萬用包升級了德軟嗎

By Edith
at 2022-02-12T08:41

薪水看來是迷你龜

By Faithe
at 2022-02-10T19:04

我仔細看了分析真的很龜阿...
你把名字遮掉換神龜沒有不合的地方耶

By Emma
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人球迷比較多很多球員因為距離產生美感真的去湖
人大家都會看到所以你討厭的球員就要希望他去湖人
像抓猛啊什麼的XD

By Ula
at 2022-02-10T19:04

哇靠那cp3真的是猛到不行

By Kama
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人還想簽回去當替補XDD是多想湊齊大中小龜龜戰隊

By George
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟防守比龜不容易失位啦，但他對到位也守不住

By Steve
at 2022-02-12T08:41

三龜聚頂添花亂墜

By Jessica
at 2022-02-10T19:04

MK47說的讓我想到去年抓猛也是

By Jacky
at 2022-02-12T08:41

笑死拜託讓我看看大中小龜同時在場

By Adele
at 2022-02-10T19:04

湖人還想找德軟....三龜合體喔

By Yuri
at 2022-02-12T08:41

CP3是強化隊友製造機

By Zanna
at 2022-02-10T19:04

大龜小龜弱化龜姆斯：饒了我吧

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-02-12T08:41

根本龜龜模組笑死

By Doris
at 2022-02-10T19:04

有大龜小龜再加一個德龜? 湖人是M嗎

By Dorothy
at 2022-02-12T08:41

所以湖人是想說簽回去就只缺一隻可以組一皇四龜是嗎

By Adele
at 2022-02-10T19:04

傑尼卡咪水箭

By Joseph
at 2022-02-12T08:41

那樣比賽一定很有意思XDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

還想要大約...被賽隊丟了就是答案了拉..

By Queena
at 2022-02-12T08:41

原來湖人喜歡龜類球員這麼多年了

By Sarah
at 2022-02-10T19:04

一皇四龜湖人球迷血管還撐著住嗎..我怕看到中風

By Ursula
at 2022-02-12T08:41

好想看三龜聚首的五小陣容，那畫面一定很美

By Olivia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

看湖人比賽前先吃降血壓藥是必要的。

By Frederica
at 2022-02-12T08:41

三龜城下一聚！

By Jacky
at 2022-02-10T19:04

現在聯盟幾隻龜啊

By Hardy
at 2022-02-12T08:41

傑尼龜，卡咪龜，水箭龜，愈大隻愈不可愛

By Isabella
at 2022-02-10T19:04

其實就一個切入型的衝鋒隊長要有個正牌控球拉著

By Leila
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這哪裡是德國軟豆根本就是德國龜龜嘛

By Jessica
at 2022-02-10T19:04

一星四龜XDDDD

By Valerie
at 2022-02-12T08:41

蝦機八忙XD...笑死XD

By Edith
at 2022-02-10T19:04

這樣的話喇叭是不是要多個外號叫史林特?

By Puput
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這是湖人想要的原因嗎

By David
at 2022-02-10T19:04

還可以用藝術家幫四龜取外號達文西米開朗基羅之類
還是叫柳丁花紅豆冰之類

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-02-12T08:41

聽起來不就是另一個龜？中龜？

By Enid
at 2022-02-10T19:04

淦笑死

By Hazel
at 2022-02-12T08:41

盤盤切切亂投籃大龜小龜瞎雞忙

By Agatha
at 2022-02-10T19:04

前後忍者龜名字都出來了

By Olivia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人真的有辦法再找回德軟就可以組成忍者龜了

By Irma
at 2022-02-10T19:04

太酸了像當初東羅西河一樣是吧剛好西河都在可以
更新一下榜單

By Olive
at 2022-02-12T08:41

以後改叫德龜好了不然豆總會生氣

By Ula
at 2022-02-10T19:04

A大看來這隻我陽應該連試都不用試了吧

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-12T08:41

征服下水道

By Ethan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

聽起來是平民版西河

By Irma
at 2022-02-12T08:41

東西南北龜四龜歸湖

By Daph Bay
at 2022-02-10T19:04

蝦雞巴忙..偶有佳作.但都是刷出來的.不就是西河XDD

By Irma
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這形容好像也可以套在龜龜身上

By Ina
at 2022-02-10T19:04

其實他就Payne2.0 只是Payne的牌子cp3跟書人拉的住

By Annie
at 2022-02-12T08:41

便宜拿其實沒啥不好反正CP3有說明書

By Anonymous
at 2022-02-10T19:04

在NBA養成亂刀流了跟當年德國軟豆的球技整個變調

By Kyle
at 2022-02-12T08:41

注音我快笑死

By Gilbert
at 2022-02-10T19:04

買斷反正不行就冰而已不要學別人難用還狂用就行
我們應該不會跟他簽啥固定上場條款拉

By Caitlin
at 2022-02-12T08:41

THT 西河德軟集齊三龜之力

By Yuri
at 2022-02-10T19:04

CP3在雷霆時有帶過他

By Yuri
at 2022-02-12T08:41

忍者龜好像有四隻?紅色火爆衝動，藍色穩重負責，橘
色搞笑角色，紫色好像沒啥特色?

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-02-10T19:04

太陽簽小假日就不會找德軟了

By Ula
at 2022-02-12T08:41

三鐵共構?

By Olive
at 2022-02-10T19:04

交易姆斯換個老鼠師傅來

By Queena
at 2022-02-12T08:41

我本來在想的是找一個能讓CP下去休息的控球可是又
怕說德軟沒CP在場會亂打

By Queena
at 2022-02-10T19:04

低調版龜龜

By Emily
at 2022-02-12T08:41

當初不就說，至少是升級版的德軟

By Doris
at 2022-02-10T19:04

忽然覺得奪冠無望，那不如三龜合體給大家歡樂

By Kyle
at 2022-02-12T08:41

他就..買斷能拿到這等級真的沒啥好嫌就即戰力只是
我們也不是特別需要補這一塊

By Blanche
at 2022-02-10T19:04

用過龜龜才知道前女友還比較好用

By Harry
at 2022-02-12T08:41

大龜小龜湖人想再拿個窮人龜

By Ethan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

他來是有機會季後賽連十分鐘都吃不到的相對其他穩
定輪值我們現在主架構還可以需要補的都是特定戰術

By Charlotte
at 2022-02-12T08:41

太陽不缺他啦要給CP3休息再找一個需要他來拉韁繩
的幹嘛

By Eden
at 2022-02-10T19:04

用的功能球員德軟的話頂多就需要他切入但我們又
不是非得靠他切入才能解題

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-02-12T08:41

突然好想看三龜同隊XD

By Daniel
at 2022-02-10T19:04

一皇三龜這畫面太美我不敢看

By Agatha
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟一點都不軟豆到底誰亂喊德軟的XD

By Damian
at 2022-02-10T19:04

笑死，真的很實在

By Liam
at 2022-02-12T08:41

用他就乾脆用Payne就好默契更優也不擔心拉不住

By Vanessa
at 2022-02-10T19:04

對呀 rondo這種智商流感覺有點冤以後改叫德龜吧

By Olga
at 2022-02-12T08:41

真的就是會點防守跑位的弱化龜龜

By Vanessa
at 2022-02-10T19:04

公鹿比較可能找他補板凳得分

By Olivia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

太ㄒ一ㄚㄐ一ㄅㄚ了吧這篇XDD

By Poppy
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德龜XDD

By Olga
at 2022-02-12T08:41

本來就是板凳砍分手

By Oscar
at 2022-02-10T19:04

嚴格來說湖人去年如果簽德軟真的會痛苦四年

By Valerie
at 2022-02-12T08:41

太陽拿阿坎啊二次進攻籃板 PNR可以的也多個人消
耗阿肥狗貝體力

By Ophelia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

一皇三龜笑死

By Yedda
at 2022-02-12T08:41

對啊德國軟豆到底誰取的打法長相球商沒半點像

By Gary
at 2022-02-10T19:04

拿阿坎機會應該是高一點沒錯

By Xanthe
at 2022-02-12T08:41

但大概也高不到哪..吧

By Dinah
at 2022-02-10T19:04

他就最佳第六人定位，先發就不適合

By Kyle
at 2022-02-12T08:41

昨天還一堆說....

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-10T19:04

給我解釋解釋什麼叫瞎雞巴忙

By Emily
at 2022-02-12T08:41

76人現在缺內線搞不好會找阿砍

By Faithe
at 2022-02-10T19:04

我沒很看好阿砍進攻是不錯但是那個防守

By Cara
at 2022-02-12T08:41

可能就是多6次犯規用

By Emma
at 2022-02-10T19:04

湖人事實就是要幾個任勞任怨的綠葉還有能稍微吃點
時間的PG比較實在不過恩...

By Kumar
at 2022-02-12T08:41

他那個禁區作戰能力其實算太陽缺的就是
不過與其說缺大概也就是所有武器庫填格子那種感覺

By Rosalind
at 2022-02-10T19:04

Ayton開竅一下也不是頂不起來

By Oscar
at 2022-02-12T08:41

Ayton不是要看他那天有沒有上線嗎(今天就有)

By Audriana
at 2022-02-10T19:04

是不確定你陽替補C如何啦只是阿坎防守不好但卡位
搶籃板沒問題的

By George
at 2022-02-12T08:41

三龜聚鼎三鐵共構

By Daniel
at 2022-02-10T19:04

他那個毛病真的是..

By Tom
at 2022-02-12T08:41

對手只要射外線多打鐵阿坎的防守傷害就出不來

By Isabella
at 2022-02-10T19:04

太陽替補禁區如果都健康人手還算夠但偏防守取向

By Anonymous
at 2022-02-12T08:41

對手越強他越認真平常虐菜就跑跑戰術混分

By Michael
at 2022-02-10T19:04

因為我們超強餵餅人可以塞阿坎的話有太陽缺的丟到
禁區給他打就能搞定的能力太陽是缺這種沒錯但也

By Iris
at 2022-02-12T08:41

有幾次要發動快攻時德軟在那邊放慢就有點...

By Puput
at 2022-02-10T19:04

算必要就那種有多種武器好沒有也沒差考慮到他防
守問題我是不太覺得太陽看他優先度有多高

By Ivy
at 2022-02-12T08:41

太陽是缺這武器但不是一定要

By David
at 2022-02-10T19:04

三龜疊加是要召喚什麼東西嗎

By Agatha
at 2022-02-12T08:41

小龜是誰

By Ophelia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

Trade Him Tonight

By Margaret
at 2022-02-12T08:41

小龜=THT

By Bennie
at 2022-02-10T19:04

西河同時具備拉斐爾跟米開朗基羅的特質不愧是大龜

By Agatha
at 2022-02-12T08:41

小龜就THT, 他沒跟龜龜一起上還好，一起上就會很像
，外線不敢投殺禁區太深被夾掉

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

突然想到太陽找阿砍有個好處就是他可以在CP下去的
時候上來因為他不太需要有人餵
看阿仁怎麼想

By Charlotte
at 2022-02-12T08:41

我是覺得以太陽現在的狀況需要靠阿坎破局的局面

By Megan
at 2022-02-10T19:04

龜龜使者會互相吸引------------>湖人

By Charlie
at 2022-02-12T08:41

就跟A大說的一樣我在廢話

By Olivia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

應該已經蠻慘了
不湖人管理層不是不動當萬動嗎...

By Elma
at 2022-02-12T08:41

我只聽過九蛙疊像，居然還有三龜疊湖

By James
at 2022-02-10T19:04

說真的湖人管理層現在就想裝忙感覺有做事，買斷球
員不可能有幫助的

By Edith
at 2022-02-12T08:41

想看三龜同場瞎雞巴忙

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-02-10T19:04

THT只要持球就像不用大龜上場

By Callum
at 2022-02-12T08:41

西河應該認為自己是藍色達文西，穩重負責任

By James
at 2022-02-10T19:04

廢話這人就在雷霆看著西河怎麼刷他就跟著怎麼刷
的啊XD 但就不是每個教練都能讓PG刷這麼爽

By Lauren
at 2022-02-12T08:41

到處放話也算動啊，格子連清都沒清，放放話而已

By Lauren
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟要變德龜了嗎www

By Noah
at 2022-02-12T08:41

在我雷的時候 CP3把德軟用的跟鬼神一樣

By Michael
at 2022-02-10T19:04

三龜就是不知道自己球場定位，瞎搞一通，THT 只要
單純化還能改，但龜龜會放空

By Kristin
at 2022-02-12T08:41

請問這注音是怎麼回事XD

By Faithe
at 2022-02-10T19:04

cp3到底幫多少球員騙約？！難怪會當上公會長

By Damian
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這描述根本在描述龜

By Kama
at 2022-02-10T19:04

大家互相互相啦 cp3在自己價值低點被趕到雷霆
也是把自己身價刷回來了

By Genevieve
at 2022-02-12T08:41

他那個價值低點比較像是傷勢

By Candice
at 2022-02-10T19:04

回去看了一下18-19球季德軟當龜龜替補時候的成績嗯

By Dinah
at 2022-02-12T08:41

但是他成功回來了~~

By Hedy
at 2022-02-10T19:04

把名字遮起來以為是龜龜

By Xanthe
at 2022-02-12T08:41

就是小號龜吧 cp3才有說明書

By Necoo
at 2022-02-10T19:04

就是嗯得分效率跟他以前在老鷹的時候差不多沒什
麼長進（甚至還變差

By Catherine
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德國龜龜XDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2022-02-10T19:04

https://i.imgur.com/DFnAkbZ.png

By Olive
at 2022-02-12T08:41

理德龜

By Regina
at 2022-02-10T19:04

等著龜龜宇宙三代同堂

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人隊也要來walmart brand Westbrook了嗎

By Hazel
at 2022-02-10T19:04

說真的這些都可以套在龜身上

By Caroline
at 2022-02-12T08:41

迷你中產這樣已經夠了吧命中率吊打大小龜

By Zanna
at 2022-02-10T19:04

窮人版龜龜

By Hedwig
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這個才是真-小龜

By Blanche
at 2022-02-10T19:04

薪水他是最小的沒錯
大龜44M 小龜10M 拿5.9M只能叫小小龜或迷你龜

By Odelette
at 2022-02-12T08:41

真的三分龜一統湖人球迷可以直接預約心臟科或腦科
看診了

By Catherine
at 2022-02-10T19:04

我覺得他傳球有點差

By Kelly
at 2022-02-12T08:41

PG跟他們兩個同時搭過啊那季還拿MVP票數第三

By Frederica
at 2022-02-10T19:04

三分龜元氣

By Emma
at 2022-02-12T08:41

好像塞提去年的運曼巴Jeff Teague

By Freda
at 2022-02-10T19:04

中龜喔?

By Zora
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟就是小烏龜啊

By Emma
at 2022-02-10T19:04

跟豆總比根本羞辱

By Queena
at 2022-02-12T08:41

這評價也太龜龜是德龜吧XD

By Jacky
at 2022-02-10T19:04

龜龜使者會互相吸引www

By Queena
at 2022-02-12T08:41

把龜龜套進這評論87%像我龜黑我錯了

By Agnes
at 2022-02-10T19:04

龜龜不交易想找回德軟龜3號

By Heather
at 2022-02-12T08:41

我以為其中的一個龜是姆斯耶

By Sarah
at 2022-02-10T19:04

大龜小龜落玉盤

By Jacky
at 2022-02-12T08:41

靠北這評價套在龜身上也完全無違和

By Rosalind
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟也來的話LBJ可能會想自盡

By Eden
at 2022-02-12T08:41

一皇四龜沒外線沒防守畫面太美了

By Adele
at 2022-02-10T19:04

注音笑死

By Eartha
at 2022-02-12T08:41

湖人:我要組龜龜戰隊

By Leila
at 2022-02-10T19:04

輸途同龜

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-02-12T08:41

又是球給我那種

By Audriana
at 2022-02-10T19:04

曾經有8400萬我沒有好好珍惜

By Ina
at 2022-02-12T08:41

現在幾隻龜了

By Caitlin
at 2022-02-10T19:04

花式臭

By Selena
at 2022-02-12T08:41

笑死到處都是龜龜的分身

By Steve
at 2022-02-10T19:04

把退休的幫雞餵兒子找回來當大龜一皇四龜戰隊

By Edwina
at 2022-02-12T08:41

不要三龜合體喔= =

By Kama
at 2022-02-10T19:04

笑死這翻譯

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-12T08:41

龜仙流也是一大門派

By Valerie
at 2022-02-10T19:04

這個早在上一季湖人拿德軟的時候就知道了不是嗎....

By Eartha
at 2022-02-12T08:41

但主控交給LBJ的話問題就沒那麼大

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-02-10T19:04

想說CP3都能用的好了,LBJ身為控球前鋒會更適合

By Hardy
at 2022-02-12T08:41

結果德軟後來也是被罵到連自己的打法也打不好XD

By Sarah
at 2022-02-10T19:04

證明CP3真的是超級怪物,可以幫全隊安排最適合的方式
打球

By Andy
at 2022-02-12T08:41

笑死

By Regina
at 2022-02-10T19:04

定位就幹分第6人替補控啊,不是早就知道的事,不然那
會一直換隊...

By Ina
at 2022-02-12T08:41

登登也是一龜

By Hedda
at 2022-02-10T19:04

迷你龜，小龜，大龜，老龜，改名叫LA龜隊？

By Brianna
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟新名稱出現「瞎雞巴忙」

By Zenobia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

以後請正名德龜

By Thomas
at 2022-02-12T08:41

老龜姆斯大龜龜龜小龜 THT 德龜龜龜原宇宙!!!

By Zenobia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

破產版龜龜

By Joseph
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟就不行了啊

By Delia
at 2022-02-10T19:04

紫色龜是發明家，4個裡最聰明的

By Delia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

所以是破壞防守節奏的，不能上場太久

By David
at 2022-02-10T19:04

德軟變德龜

By Ophelia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

我以為德軟當初只是沒外線只會切入很像都都是瘦瘦
的PG才會這樣叫

By Oscar
at 2022-02-10T19:04

果然是跟龜當過隊友的人

By Elizabeth
at 2022-02-12T08:41

旅湖出品必屬精品

By Agatha
at 2022-02-10T19:04

請先定義一下何謂"瞎雞巴忙"。笑惹

By Olivia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

翻譯非常到位XD

By Belly
at 2022-02-10T19:04

三分龜元氣城下一聚笑死

By Emily
at 2022-02-12T08:41

XDDD

By Wallis
at 2022-02-10T19:04

窮人版龜龜一樣沒防守

By Ingrid
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德龜比德軟適合他根本沒軟豆球商

By Jack
at 2022-02-10T19:04

本來就超爛

By Olga
at 2022-02-12T08:41

德軟=龜龜抓猛=DAJ 湖人就喜歡這味

By Emily
at 2022-02-10T19:04

希望成真想看湖人gm的極限到底在哪

By Kumar
at 2022-02-12T08:41

以後沒人叫德軟了~看來會被叫德龜？

By Caitlin
at 2022-02-10T19:04

可憐湖人~~都找來不妨守的?

By Anthony
at 2022-02-12T08:41

全世界都知道他是這種球風吧...

By Isabella
at 2022-02-10T19:04

破產版龜龜???

By Olga
at 2022-02-12T08:41

不看人名我以為在講龜

By Frederic
at 2022-02-10T19:04

笑死中文很好耶

By Mia
at 2022-02-12T08:41

笑死，這翻譯

By Catherine
at 2022-02-10T19:04

迷你版神龜～龜殼後繼有人

By Daph Bay
at 2022-02-12T08:41

笑到吐

By Rae
at 2022-02-10T19:04

你看CP3救了多少球員啊......

By Lily
at 2022-02-11T02:08

人走茶涼

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