線上分類帽遊戲把Kobe分到史萊哲林學院 - NBA

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By Necoo
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Kobe Bryant Proves He’s A Real Villain By Getting Sorted Into Slytherin By
Harry Potter Online Sorting Hat
Kobe Bryant玩哈利波特線上分類帽遊戲被分到史萊哲林學院

Kobe Bryant has never been one to shy away from being the villain. Over the
course of his 20-year career, there were many times that people were rooting
against him and even now, there are villain-like narratives being thrown
around about his career.
Kobe Bryant對於當壞人從來就不會迴避,他20年的籃球生涯中,就有很多次有人表示討厭
他,即使到現在,講到他的籃球生涯就會有一些說他是壞人的說法跑出來。

Kobe has always embraced that role as another challenge for him to overcome.
Despite the narratives being thrown his way, Kobe has always found a way to
win and succeed, both during his career and his life after it.
對於那種角色,Kobe總是很享受,認為是一種挑戰,想去克服它。在Kobe的籃球歲月以及
他的平常生活,儘管有那些說法針對他,Kobe始終可以找到方式戰勝他們。

Ironically, even the internet seems to recognize this fact.
很諷刺的,似乎連網路世界都認為他是壞人。

In a filter dedicated to finding his “Harry Potter” wizard house, he wasn’
t named with the famous and prestigious Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff
groups. Instead, Kobe bean was put with the Slytherins: the bad guys. A group
of the worst and most powerful wizards.
一個網路遊戲可以幫使用者找到適合他的魔法學院,Kobe沒有被分進去著名有聲望的學
院,像是葛萊分多,雷文克勞或者赫夫帕夫。相反地,他被分進史萊哲林:都是壞傢伙,
一群最壞也是最有力量的巫師。

影片連結: https://twitter.com/i/status/1213243829144313856

Sam Quinn of CBS Sports shared the most glaring similarities between Bryant
and Slytherins’ most powerful member, Voldemort:
CBS Sport記者Sam Quinn比較了Kobe跟史萊哲林裡最有力量的成員佛地魔,兩者有多相似:

"Albus Dumbledore once claimed that Voldemort never had a friend, nor did he
want one. Bryant literally told GQ that he was incapable of high-level
friendship."
"鄧不利多曾經說過佛地魔沒有朋友,他也不想要有朋友。Bryant也曾經跟GQ雜誌講過他沒
辦法有摯友。"

"Both were prodigies. Bryant entered the NBA Draft as a teenager. Voldemort
was already capable of controlling his magic before attending Hogwarts."
"兩個都是天才神童,Kobe是在青少年時就被選進NBA,佛地魔則是還沒進霍格華茲之前就
已經可以控制他的魔法。"

"Voldemort took extreme and unnatural steps towards immortality by creating
Horcruxes. Bryant undertook a number of unusual treatments in the name of
prolonging his career, including traveling all the way to Germany for plasma
rich platelet therapy not allowed by the FDA."
"佛地魔為了追求不死採取了極端且不自然的方式,最後創造出分靈體。Kobe則是以為了延
長籃球生命的理由採取了不尋常的方式,其中包括了去德國接受當時仍不被FDA准許的濃厚
血小板血漿注射等。"

There you have it. The similarities are quite stunning.
從這些來看,兩者的相似性真的頗讓人驚訝。

And though that type of classification might seem disappointing to some,
Bryant seemed thrilled. And why shouldn’t he be? It’s nothing new for him
and something he has embraced his whole life.
儘管那種分類的方式似乎會讓某些人失望,但是Kobe似乎很開心。為甚麼不呢? 對他來
說,這跟他一輩子都在面對的東西並沒有不一樣。

It’s just who he is.
Kobe就是這樣子的人。
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老大!

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Tags: NBA

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Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-01-09T11:16
黑曼巴被分到史萊哲林 很合理
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-01-12T02:19
兩個都是 的象徵
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-01-16T21:59
曼巴精神
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2020-01-19T03:52
強姦犯不是壞人難道是好人?
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-01-21T19:19
蛇的傳人不就曼巴
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-01-24T19:45
樓上再見了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-01-26T17:30
其實合理
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-01-28T17:22
丹佛地魔
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-01-31T16:19
丹x地魔,hen會!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-02-04T03:35
丹佛地魔XDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-02-08T11:21
舟佛土也魔
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-02-13T10:35
史萊哲林不等於壞人
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-02-14T04:18
史萊哲林是收野心高的
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-02-18T17:21
老大的曼巴!爬說語!嘶嘶嘶!!!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-02-20T18:30
丹佛贏魔是老梗了齁
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2020-02-25T15:09
史萊哲林唯一不爛的是石內卜 但被說分錯
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-02-26T14:59
filter你翻遊戲不覺得太牽強嗎
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-02-28T11:31
柱射或注射都不被允許
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2020-03-02T09:29
有沒有哈利波特大師可以講解一下史萊哲林有啥特性才
會被選?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2020-03-04T18:08
完全無違和
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-03-04T23:02
史拉轟很爛嗎?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-03-08T15:50
史萊哲林不等於壞人 梅林、史拉轟也都史萊哲林的啊
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-03-11T05:52
在哈利波特的世界,史萊哲林的學生不一定都是壞人,
但是壞人都是來自史萊哲林
記得榮恩第一集就吐槽「我媽媽說那些壞巫師都是唸史
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-03-16T01:55
萊哲林的」
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-03-19T12:37
史萊哲林:爸媽一定都是純種巫師(不收有麻瓜血統
的)
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-03-22T02:10
笑死
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2020-03-23T20:43
哈利波特就是個扁平的世界 壞人全來自史萊哲林
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-03-25T21:56
非蛇院出身的壞人,大概就蟲尾吧,不知道他當初怎麼
分到獅院的...
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-03-30T11:36
史拉轟不就教分靈體 又死不承認 最後才把記憶交出來
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-04-04T09:59
蟲尾真的很爛 一個告密者= =
史拉轟教分靈體 但他不算壞吧 當初心直口快
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-04-09T09:34
一講出來如何製作分靈體就後悔了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-04-09T15:30
沒吧,佛地魔跟石內卜都有麻瓜血統不是嗎?照樣被分
到史萊哲林
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-04-12T08:50
兩億分靈體
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-04-15T07:09
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-04-18T19:47
史拉轟不壞 但孬到不行
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-04-23T03:58
他跟石內卜是很明顯的對比
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-04-27T00:57
現實上大家都很希望自己部門中有個史拉轟這種老油條
存在。
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-04-28T07:17
而且我記得史拉轟也有參加霍格華茲最後的大戰不是?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-04-29T11:19
我居然在NBA版看哈利波特介紹
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-05-01T18:49
湊人數呀,芽菜教授都能上了
跟奈威一起拿植物丟食死人
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-05-05T00:30
洛哈在失去記憶前的行為我覺得也算壞人了,看設定他
是雷文克勞出身的
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-05-05T07:58
絲絲蛇
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-05-08T11:43
有沒有人要轉錄到哈利波特版哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-05-09T04:08
靠北整樓歪掉
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-05-12T20:22
奈威好歹拔的出葛來分多劍阿 是被認可的人
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-05-15T22:21
奎若我記得也是雷文克勞的
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-05-20T06:56
秋森萬哈利波特也差點被分進史萊哲林
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-05-24T14:55
如果把壞人定義設成「食死人」的話,那還真的只有蟲
尾這個背骨仔不是史萊哲林
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-05-28T16:37
難得老大的串 會歪回正常討論
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-05-29T07:32
哈利差點被分到史萊哲林是由於佛地魔的靈魂貼他身上
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-05-31T04:21
除了葛萊芬多跟史萊哲林 另外兩個也太沒存在感
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-06-02T10:32
石內卜真的好
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2020-06-03T22:13
you know who
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-06-05T11:56
要是沒有張秋、露娜跟西追,應該是沒什麼人Care那兩
個學院
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-06-06T22:14
另外兩個學院都沒太凸出的戲份沒記憶點,很可惜
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-06-09T21:38
然後中譯本初版不曉得是翻錯還是怎樣,赫夫帕夫學院
在小說第一集的吉祥物被寫成長臂猿XDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-06-13T19:34
獾:「Am I a joke to you?」
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-06-17T04:53
話說哈利他兒子也史來哲林的啊
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-06-22T01:35
黑曼巴 合理
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2020-06-23T22:34
不過現在最有名的赫夫帕夫校友大概是《怪獸與牠們的
產地》的男主角紐特吧
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-06-28T02:20
不講都忘記紐特是赫夫帕夫的 好像快看下一集
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-06-29T12:45
推文別雷啊 我才看到哈利波特要去買魔杖耶!
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-07-02T09:50
紐特跟西追啊
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-07-06T12:06
那你記得叫西追別碰獎盃
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-07-09T16:56
我還以為這裡是NBA版
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-07-14T11:50
為什麼是佛地魔阿 有什麼不能提嗎
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-07-17T20:01
非常合理,佛地魔跟老大 超.級.像~
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-07-21T21:12
赫夫帕夫的都忠厚老實
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-07-24T16:36
77一定是葛院的
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-07-27T09:51
那款遊戲R
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-08-01T02:40
好像推了兩天
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-08-05T20:04
其實史萊哲林應該是純種的象徵啦 史拉轟也是史萊哲
林啊 他就是個孬孬 應該只是因為佛地魔的力量和純
種理念吸引了一堆血統概念根深蒂固的史萊哲林
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-08-08T17:03
在NBA版你甚至可以看到HP的討論串
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-08-13T07:49
葛-判逆 史-心機 赫-平凡 雷-聰明
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-08-18T00:02
老大的曼巴蛇也有對應到
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-08-21T13:34
滿符合的
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-08-23T14:47
REI3173: 兩億分靈體 笑死
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-08-24T13:00
把小說人物說得跟真的存在一樣 有夠蠢==
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-08-27T02:56
這花邊國外討論串也一堆好麻 樓上不要跟不上話題就
見笑轉生氣
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-08-28T06:03
史不是強大有野心嗎?
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-08-31T14:45
有人生活這麼無趣嗎 小說電影都虛構的 以後都別討
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-09-03T03:32
丹佛地魔笑死
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-09-05T11:27
史萊哲林是為求目的不擇手段的人
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-09-07T15:43
丹佛地魔聽起來就很煞氣 老大無誤
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-09-07T17:32
Dirk一定是赫夫帕夫 善良忠誠耐心
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-09-10T18:34
丹佛地魔!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-09-11T18:13
NBA分類帽?
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-09-14T05:07
真男人石內卜是史萊哲林的欸
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-09-18T03:45
一個已經伏法,另一個至今仍.....
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-09-20T11:30
舟湯姆瑞斗
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-09-24T07:07
不愧是丹佛地魔
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-09-27T13:34
個人狀況外 哈利波特小說和電影完全沒接觸過XDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2020-10-01T03:48
姆斯:葛來分多 TD:赫夫帕夫
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-10-03T11:23
咖哩:雷文克勞 Kobe:史萊哲林
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-10-04T14:25
女女女
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-10-06T14:04
乾脆用這來分明星賽陣容
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-10-09T11:08
丹佛的魔
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-10-12T02:24
合理啊 菁英份子的學院
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-10-16T15:31
丹佛地魔XD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-10-18T05:32
推文哭啊
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-10-20T23:24
這個討論串蠻有趣的阿xd
George avatar
By George
at 2020-10-22T17:56
史萊哲林的人特質主要是驕傲充滿野心
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-10-24T11:42
不表示一定就是壞人 看看最偉大的臥底石內卜
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-10-26T15:56
老大94帥
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-10-28T00:02
史萊哲林創始人的確覺得只收純種,但分類帽都照自己
喜好分XD卜就是混血
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-10-29T22:33
他自己好像也說過自己會是史萊哲林
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-11-02T10:49
看老夫的曼巴ΧD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-11-04T05:54
我老大粉,看到丹佛地魔笑到不行,你行wwwwwww
John avatar
By John
at 2020-11-08T02:45
太神了 我劇情早就忘光光 大家還這麼清楚XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-11-09T18:29
丹佛地魔
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-11-11T16:51
合理!!!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-11-14T08:00
Nash 雷文克勞
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-11-14T10:44
丹佛地魔有夠好笑 黑曼巴會說爬說語也很合理
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-11-18T08:37
曼巴阿 慧芬在史萊哲林不意外
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-11-19T08:29
書豪 赫夫帕夫
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-11-22T04:24
McGee 赫夫帕夫
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-11-22T22:12
史拉轟有野心啊!老鄧也說他汲汲營營在蒐集他的精英
俱樂部,想成為焦點
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-11-23T13:44
丹佛地魔,婦女們小心狗鼻的黑曼巴盯上你們
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-11-27T05:12
豪哥會是雷文克勞的菜啦,他們喜歡收聰明的學生。妙
麗有提過當年分類帽很糾結在要不要把她分到雷文克勞
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-11-30T02:10
老大不是自己說過他會是史萊哲林
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-12-04T01:02
四樓想進桶?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-12-08T20:01
丹佛地方媽媽的心魔=丹佛地魔
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-12-11T02:36
老大
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-12-14T00:25
黑曼巴分到葛萊芬多就說不過去了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-12-15T15:01
XDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-12-18T19:53
曼巴大蛇本來就是那邊的
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2020-12-20T07:31
還有哪個球星會分到史萊哲林
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-12-23T17:36
曼巴爸爸喬也是NBA扣將,血統純正
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-12-27T14:48
老大!!!!
John avatar
By John
at 2020-12-30T21:18
幾乎每個球星都會分到史來哲林啊 沒野心沒理想的怎
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-01-03T07:25
可能進NBA
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2021-01-07T13:03
啊斯斯斯斯
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By Oscar
at 2021-01-08T11:09
合理
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-01-11T03:33
阿就曼巴吼XDD
William avatar
By William
at 2021-01-11T16:44
所以密室裡的怪獸是曼巴大蛇哦XDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-01-16T04:56
老大迷也覺得好笑 丹佛地魔
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-01-18T02:08
老大果然會說爬說語
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-01-19T05:32
丹佛地魔XDDDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-01-24T02:19
丹佛地魔上法院也是當壞人
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-01-25T14:01
哈哈哈哈 老大笑起來好帥
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By Daph Bay
at 2021-01-30T07:57
老大!!!!
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By Faithe
at 2021-01-31T14:52
靠北丹佛地魔XDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-02-02T01:21
老大出類拔萃,代表物又是黑曼巴,分的很合理
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-02-03T04:11
社會版不意外
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-02-03T16:32
kevin durant也一定會去史萊哲林 米國酸民給他的綽
號就是snake
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-02-07T16:00
丹佛地魔XDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2021-02-10T12:10
赫夫帕夫直覺想到McGee 雷文克勞應該CP3
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-02-13T09:33
丹佛地魔XDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-16T22:53
濃厚注射!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2021-02-20T10:15
哈利的二兒子也是史萊哲林啊
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2021-02-22T13:04
然後馬分的兒子也是史萊哲林而且根本好人,好人值
比哈利二兒子還高
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-02-25T07:26
史萊哲林就是菁英中心啦 只收血統純正的
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By Puput
at 2021-02-26T09:07
史萊哲林其實是追求卓越,只是很多人會歪掉
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-02-26T17:05
絲絲蛇

Bojan Bogdanovic今日數據創紀錄

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By Kumar
at 2020-01-07T23:59
消息來源:https://twitter.com/statmuse/status/1214397096658227201 今天爵士隊的Bojan Bogdanovic發揮非常出色,全場21投10中,拿下35分。 他優異的表現也幫助猶他爵士以128-126擊敗紐奧良鵜鶘。 他此戰的數據相當罕見,除了得分 ...

國王與湖人正在討論可行的交易

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By Jake
at 2020-01-07T21:54
※ 引述《moneiescat (moneiescat)》之銘言: : 根據Marc Stein的一份報告,湖人和國王已經開始圍繞Kuzma和BB8展開可能的交易。 : 聯盟消息人士稱:“國王是試圖與湖人隊進行kuzma談判的球隊之一,”Stein在周一下午 : 發推文說。 : “國王知道,在kuzma的交易 ...

馬刺對戰公鹿第50勝 德羅展:助球隊建立

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By Mary
at 2020-01-07T21:53
2020-01-07 16:28 udn記者蔡佳霖 馬刺對戰公鹿第50勝 德羅展:助球隊建立信心 兩天前交手先盛後衰不敵公鹿的馬刺,今天挾著單場轟進19顆三分球的猛烈攻勢,在主場 22分差大破聯盟第一的公鹿,上演一場復仇記。 根據媒體消息指出,這是馬刺隊史面對公鹿的第50勝。值得一提的是,馬刺已經面對2 ...

國王與湖人正在討論可行的交易

Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-01-07T21:36
https://reurl.cc/728m7D LBJ、AD雙人組目前是聯盟中最好的。 而湖人隊目前以驚人的29勝7負,比西區第二好的球隊高4.5場。 就目前而言,LBJ與AD仍然凌駕於LA及其他球隊。 但是,過去幾年來洛杉磯一直有一個問題,湖人缺少一個出色的射手。 主教練Frank Vogel在陣容上 ...

我全都要!灌籃大賽難滿足 拉文還想拚三

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By Jessica
at 2020-01-07T20:59
NOWnews https://www.nownews.com/news/20200107/3866351/ 記者劉祐廷 / 綜合報導 我全都要!灌籃大賽難滿足 拉文還想拚三分球冠軍 https://imgur.com/Exl3Ovl.jpg ▲Zach LaVine。(圖/美聯社/達志影像) 芝加哥 ...