為什麼要稱做上帝之手? - 世足

Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-07-02T10:08

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由於互聯網發達,

對於很多未接觸過足球的的人而言,

起碼也聽過上帝之手,

這四個字,如果你對足球完全不了解

貌似應該是表達一位優秀的門將

用他的雙手替球隊擋下了無數的射門

但後來你才發現,原來上帝之手





其實是他SB的用手作弊進球,手作弊進球,手作弊進球,手作弊進球,手作弊進球




這種令人鄙視的行為,為什麼要叫做上帝的手?

難道是一種很榮耀的行為?


科比布萊恩~~上帝的陰莖
希特勒 ~~ 上帝的小鬍子
南京大屠殺 ~~上帝的大試刀
阿扁七億 ~~上帝的偷錢
DDP ~~~ 上帝的潑猴
王投手 ~~~ 上帝的大爆炸



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台灣永遠是中國的一部分
吱吱永遠是牲畜的一部分

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Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-07-05T03:32
老馬的經典嘴砲
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-07-06T08:21
去問老馬
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2010-07-11T07:12
加藤鷹表示:
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-07-12T01:20
上帝被分屍了 顆顆
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2010-07-15T01:08
您脆弱的中國情感 如此的反社會? 不過Kobe強╳倒是沒錯
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2010-07-22T17:21
居然沒人噓? 最後一段跟足球的關聯在哪?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-07-25T23:03
去問巴塞隆納的球迷啊
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-07-26T05:29
互聯網 貌似 sb 么么人
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2010-07-27T11:24
廢文
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-07-31T13:39
張伯倫表示:Kobe他配嗎??
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2010-08-03T14:19
推文居然還可以扯到巴塞隆納...
William avatar
By William
at 2010-08-04T05:57
世足版也要偷渡政治文就是
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-08-08T13:52
你媽知道你這個時間不好好做事在這PO廢文嗎
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-08-11T23:07
這是殺小文章= =
George avatar
By George
at 2010-08-16T18:37
補刀
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-08-17T23:06
再補!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2010-08-18T05:46
中國~~上帝養的土匪
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2010-08-19T11:34
上帝之噓
John avatar
By John
at 2010-08-23T15:01
一早就一堆廢文
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2010-08-26T22:01
2
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-08-29T02:29
完全看不懂要表達的意思
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-09-02T21:07
...不補對不起自己 (刺入
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2010-09-06T02:07
腦漿流乾了嗎
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2010-09-10T02:26
消費上帝阿 跟嘿人一樣
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-09-12T16:00
中國~ 上帝養的狗
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-09-15T23:51
你這篇是上帝的廢文啊
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-09-18T19:42
上帝之噓
William avatar
By William
at 2010-09-20T14:03
一早就看到你在這裡PO廢文
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2010-09-24T04:03
kobe那邊我笑了...XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2010-09-25T03:26
原PO誕生在這世界 上帝之大錯
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2010-09-26T01:55
中國 上帝的焚化爐
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-09-27T15:22
不噓對不起社會大眾
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-10-01T23:31
如果只有上面那段證明你是個正常人 有了下面那段
代表你身心都是個426
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-10-04T03:43
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2010-10-07T13:54
滾回支拿去吧你!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-10-11T09:28
上帝的潑猴XDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2010-10-13T11:33
反串累不 至少專業點 換個IP
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-10-14T21:11
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-10-15T17:32
反串 還串的滿鳥的
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-10-17T01:38
劣文
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2010-10-18T16:15
4樓的梗是JOJO的梗嗎.....^^"
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2010-10-19T10:25
這文章後面硬要掰, 還巴西對象牙時手球就把老馬拱出來了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2010-10-24T00:09
好說好說
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2010-10-24T04:33
廢文 再噓
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-10-28T12:45
這殺小~
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2010-10-31T19:33
一早就看到這種廢文
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-11-02T22:56
補噓
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-11-05T23:53
廢文太多
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2010-11-08T07:23
?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2010-11-13T05:44
再噓
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2010-11-18T03:08
那kobe為什麼是上帝的陰莖 他有用來頂進籃球?還是灌懶?
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2010-11-19T09:14
難道這篇就是 ~~~ 上帝的廢文 ???
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2010-11-23T19:32
2沒壞
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2010-11-26T09:04
後面那斷算有創意,給個箭頭,下次再加油
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-11-27T09:18
上帝之噓
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-12-01T18:44
想紅
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-12-05T07:27
既然說是中國人,就請不要拿南京大屠殺出來和上帝扯上邊!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2010-12-09T20:56
廢文必噓
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-12-13T01:41
還拿摳比的丟臉骯髒事出來汙辱上帝,不噓你對不起自己
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-12-15T19:49
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-12-19T08:27
你也懂上帝?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-12-21T15:53
worldcup版今年的素質特別低落?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2010-12-26T10:27
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-12-26T19:39
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2010-12-31T12:48
吱吱:略懂
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2011-01-01T11:32
垃圾!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-01-04T13:49
你沒用簡體字 太失敗了 可悲的反串吱
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2011-01-07T21:05
瘋子
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2011-01-10T10:51
上帝的廢文
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2011-01-13T02:12
上帝的廢文??
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-01-15T10:05
真的是上帝之手寫出來的文章 因為是廢話連篇
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2011-01-18T01:29
你有勇氣!推你!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-01-21T11:20
無聊
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By Anthony
at 2011-01-21T13:25
板主咧
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-01-22T11:31
落井下石v( ̄︶ ̄)y
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By Daph Bay
at 2011-01-23T02:30
金摳連
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By Isla
at 2011-01-27T19:56
無聊
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By Callum
at 2011-01-28T11:19
不錯笑...
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By Zenobia
at 2011-01-31T23:05
塞林涼
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-02-01T23:41
再噓一次v( ̄︶ ̄)y
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-02-06T09:43
....
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2011-02-07T08:41
噓簽名檔=ˇ=
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-02-09T03:45
我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-02-10T06:04
有創意 ^.<
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-02-12T13:57
因為會幫忙砍廢文
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2011-02-17T06:04
欠噓
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2011-02-19T13:53
上帝的砍文
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-02-22T13:29
上帝的廢文
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-02-23T13:59
政黑自high廢文退散
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-02-28T07:57
笑了還是要噓啦
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2011-03-01T05:34
無聊
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By Quintina
at 2011-03-03T00:07
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2011-03-05T02:44
WEAK
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2011-03-09T09:08
低級當有趣?
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2011-03-13T00:59
上帝的廢文
John avatar
By John
at 2011-03-15T14:50
有種你就去阿根廷講
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2011-03-20T07:44
偷渡政治的廢文
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2011-03-24T09:50
你怎麼可以看不起馬拉杜鈉?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2011-03-24T17:24
...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2011-03-29T10:45
真廢 虧你想的出來...
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2011-03-31T04:53
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-04-03T06:28
請勿汙辱上帝
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2011-04-05T06:42
上帝:我在天上也中槍XD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2011-04-08T06:47
大煉鋼 大躍進 文化大革命 ~~ 上帝的收人命
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2011-04-12T05:50
有酸摳比 給你個推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2011-04-12T09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2011-04-17T00:04
上帝的為什麼....
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-04-20T08:36
上帝之噓
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-04-23T01:40
上帝的廢文
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-04-26T17:47
.....
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2011-04-28T01:10
你是上帝的____???
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By Regina
at 2011-04-28T16:14
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2011-05-02T20:21
悲哀的一個人
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By Tom
at 2011-05-04T03:20
這種文不用劣退的喔?
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2011-05-06T00:37
God hand
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2011-05-08T21:08
尚弟之噓
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-05-10T02:11
==================板主還不快上帝的劣退==============
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2011-05-11T23:54
這可以永久水桶了吧
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-05-16T09:26
DDP是什麼? 還有支那人好可憐,上台灣亂
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-05-17T21:07
摳連
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By Gilbert
at 2011-05-21T23:12
哈哈 我看不太董耶
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By Delia
at 2011-05-24T20:31
xji
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By Adele
at 2011-05-27T19:06
中國~上帝的化糞池
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2011-05-28T16:27
不要把八卦版的版風帶上來
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By Ethan
at 2011-06-02T14:29
2沒壞
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2011-06-04T19:22
...
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By Erin
at 2011-06-08T23:53
222222222
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By Iris
at 2011-06-12T07:48
中國 上帝的掩埋場
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By Megan
at 2011-06-16T07:57
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