火箭前冠軍Maxwell:鬍子應登報感謝脫衣舞孃 - NBA

來源: Vernon Maxwell推特
網址: https://twitter.com/VernonMaxwell11/status/1349781710838394882

"If I’m the beard I’m taking a page out in the Houston Observer thanking all
the dancers in town for the past 8 years."
「若我是鬍子的話，我會在休士頓報紙Observer上買下一頁，感謝全市所有的脫衣舞孃，
謝謝她們過去的8年時光。」

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Reddit鄉民表示:
"If I'm the dancers in town I’m taking a page out in the Houston Observer
thanking the beard for the past 8 years."
「若我是本市的脫衣舞孃，我會在休士頓報紙Observer買下一頁，感謝鬍子這8年來的照
顧。」

"That's what I was going to say - I think he's got it backwards. Harden
might've put some kids through college and he has no idea."
「我也是這樣想的--我認為Maxwell講反了。鬍子可能幫助了某些小孩子上了大學可是他自
己都不知道呢。」

"Let’s just hope for his sake he doesn’t end up having to pay for a few of
his accidental kids"
「我們就幫鬍子祈禱，希望他不要最後得真的要幫一些"意外"的小孩付學費。」

"gonna be a bunch of bearded 3 point chuckers in about 20 years coming out of
houston"
「20年後休士頓會有一堆長鬍子的狂投3分球的球員了。」

"What a great philantropist"
「真是個大善人啊~~」

"Houston strip clubs gotta re-forecast their year’s finances now that this
man is gone"
「現在鬍子走了，休士頓的脫衣舞廳得要重新做財務預測了。」

"First the pandemic, now this."
「一開始是疫情，現在是鬍子走了。」

"Harden is truly a man of charity. Countless women he put through college and
helped them achieve their financial goals"
「鬍子是個真正的慈善家。他幫助了無數的女人念完大學，幫助她們達到財務自由。」

"ESPN: Is James Harden doing more to stimulate local businesses than the
government? Yes."
「ESPN報導: 鬍子對於刺激當地企業做的比政府還多嗎? 沒錯！」

"Pretty sure he thanked them already, one dollar bill at a time."
「很確定他應該有感謝過她們，一次給一塊錢就是了。」
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