[快速翻譯] 狗改不了吃屎 - 美國職棒
By Yedda
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高國慶: 囧
※ 引述《IronChef (Schadenfreude)》之銘言：
: http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_07_08_main_track_story/
: Ex-stripper to Cindy: Alex Rodriguez won’t ‘change his spots’
: 前跳脫衣舞的ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ對Cindy喊話 - "狗改不了吃屎"
: Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an
: ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in
: 2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by
: filing for divorce yesterday.
: 2004年A-Rod跟這位跳ㄇㄟㄇㄟ在2004年了ㄍㄆ了兩次 然後這位ㄇㄟ說A-Rod老婆作的
: 是對ㄉ
: “A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser,
: told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she
: ’ll probably get tons of cash.”
: "狗改不了吃屎 他這樣離婚 還可以撈一筆 會怕就好 哈哈" - ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ 現在在
: 美容業ㄌ
: Cynthia Rodriguez threw her $275 million man a vicious curve yesterday,
: saying her five-year marriage to the Yankees third baseman “is irretrievably
: broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital
: misconduct.”
: Cin-Rod說他要離婚ㄌ 因為他老公10月份都便秘
: Apparently the final straw for Mrs. A-Rod was her hubby’s reported
: late-night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment. Cyn’s attorney told
: People.com yesterday that the slugger and the pop queen had “an affair of
: the heart” and that A-Rod is smitten with Mrs. Guy Ritchie. (Madonna has
: denied that they are involved.)
: Cin-Rod說他終於受不了ㄌ 因為A-Rod都跟 ㄇㄉㄋ花很多時間在一起
: Mrs. A-Rod’s divorce papers, filed in Miami, allege that Rodriguez “
: emotionally abandoned his wife and children.”
: 離婚文件: 他都不鳥我們了啦 哭哭
: But according to Houlihan, that is not exactly a news flash. She says A-Rod
: was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same
: July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason
: Varitek [stats]!
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ說: 我們第一次就是在2004年他被隊長ㄉㄊㄅㄏ那一天
: The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several
: friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the
: Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and
: hollerin’ ” at A-Rod.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們那天都在第一排噓他
: “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he
: was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me
: who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell,
: yeah!’ ”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 最後A-Rod居然邀我們去夜店 然後我就pu上去ㄌ
: Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure
: enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all!
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來以為他像那個說要發1000萬台幣的一樣打嘴泡 結果他有來ㄟ !
: “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad
: person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of
: drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來覺得好像不太好 但是我喝醉了 怎麼辦ㄋ
: Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the
: Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and
: had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們喝了以後 就回去ㄍㄆ了 但是我們有聊天喔
: “I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot
: about that,” she said. “It’s a little weird because he was a really nice
: guy.”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我告訴他我以前是籃球隊ㄉ 他人其實很好
: Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was
: shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 隔一天 我們用了goo神 發現他老婆懷孕ㄌ
: “We were all freaking out,” she said.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我跟我的姊妹都嚇死ㄌ
: But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League
: Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this
: time he didn’t let her stay the night.)
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: ALCS的時候 他又來找我ㄍㄆ
: “He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win,”
: she laughed. “I reversed the curse!”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 他第二天有比賽 ㄐㄐ沒贏是因為我 是我用我的肉體犧牲 結束了魔咒!!!
: =====
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ比ㄏㄍ還要厲害
: ㄏㄍ是說了 就中了
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ是上了 就中了
: =====
--
※ 引述《IronChef (Schadenfreude)》之銘言：
: http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_07_08_main_track_story/
: Ex-stripper to Cindy: Alex Rodriguez won’t ‘change his spots’
: 前跳脫衣舞的ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ對Cindy喊話 - "狗改不了吃屎"
: Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an
: ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in
: 2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by
: filing for divorce yesterday.
: 2004年A-Rod跟這位跳ㄇㄟㄇㄟ在2004年了ㄍㄆ了兩次 然後這位ㄇㄟ說A-Rod老婆作的
: 是對ㄉ
: “A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser,
: told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she
: ’ll probably get tons of cash.”
: "狗改不了吃屎 他這樣離婚 還可以撈一筆 會怕就好 哈哈" - ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ 現在在
: 美容業ㄌ
: Cynthia Rodriguez threw her $275 million man a vicious curve yesterday,
: saying her five-year marriage to the Yankees third baseman “is irretrievably
: broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital
: misconduct.”
: Cin-Rod說他要離婚ㄌ 因為他老公10月份都便秘
: Apparently the final straw for Mrs. A-Rod was her hubby’s reported
: late-night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment. Cyn’s attorney told
: People.com yesterday that the slugger and the pop queen had “an affair of
: the heart” and that A-Rod is smitten with Mrs. Guy Ritchie. (Madonna has
: denied that they are involved.)
: Cin-Rod說他終於受不了ㄌ 因為A-Rod都跟 ㄇㄉㄋ花很多時間在一起
: Mrs. A-Rod’s divorce papers, filed in Miami, allege that Rodriguez “
: emotionally abandoned his wife and children.”
: 離婚文件: 他都不鳥我們了啦 哭哭
: But according to Houlihan, that is not exactly a news flash. She says A-Rod
: was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same
: July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason
: Varitek [stats]!
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ說: 我們第一次就是在2004年他被隊長ㄉㄊㄅㄏ那一天
: The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several
: friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the
: Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and
: hollerin’ ” at A-Rod.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們那天都在第一排噓他
: “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he
: was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me
: who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell,
: yeah!’ ”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 最後A-Rod居然邀我們去夜店 然後我就pu上去ㄌ
: Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure
: enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all!
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來以為他像那個說要發1000萬台幣的一樣打嘴泡 結果他有來ㄟ !
: “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad
: person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of
: drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來覺得好像不太好 但是我喝醉了 怎麼辦ㄋ
: Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the
: Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and
: had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們喝了以後 就回去ㄍㄆ了 但是我們有聊天喔
: “I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot
: about that,” she said. “It’s a little weird because he was a really nice
: guy.”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我告訴他我以前是籃球隊ㄉ 他人其實很好
: Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was
: shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 隔一天 我們用了goo神 發現他老婆懷孕ㄌ
: “We were all freaking out,” she said.
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我跟我的姊妹都嚇死ㄌ
: But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League
: Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this
: time he didn’t let her stay the night.)
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: ALCS的時候 他又來找我ㄍㄆ
: “He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win,”
: she laughed. “I reversed the curse!”
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 他第二天有比賽 ㄐㄐ沒贏是因為我 是我用我的肉體犧牲 結束了魔咒!!!
: =====
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ比ㄏㄍ還要厲害
: ㄏㄍ是說了 就中了
: ㄇㄟㄇㄟ是上了 就中了
: =====
--
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