小牛怎麼攻入小喬丹家？ - NBA

Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-07-09T09:27

Table of Contents

如題

快艇諸將今天放了大決

在小喬丹家裡擺了個陣

採取絕對防禦


那小牛要怎麼攻入呢？

我有三個建議

1、快艇諸將待在屋內這麼久了，ㄧ定餓了吧，可以扮成送外賣的

2、打電話報警，指稱自己無法進入朋友屋裡，懷疑他被限制行動

3、直接找切入點，美國房子最大弱點應該是烟囪，建議直接從這裡skyfall 強力破入



如果小牛看到這篇文而且成功了，別太感謝我，簽我去守開特力就行了。

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By Necoo
at 2015-07-09T11:20
田單火牛陣
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at 2015-07-23T14:07
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at 2015-07-24T02:42
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By Selena
at 2015-07-27T07:17
這樣也一篇
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By Carol
at 2015-07-28T10:00
一樓感覺很厲害LOL
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By Ina
at 2015-08-01T05:42
加底多少錢?
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By Rae
at 2015-08-04T21:04
有笑有推
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at 2015-08-08T01:10
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By Kyle
at 2015-08-11T23:22
對方裸雙一定用10D毒爆打進去啊 不然Fly怎麼打贏Sen
的
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By Caitlin
at 2015-08-14T16:26
靠杯
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By Anthony
at 2015-08-15T09:19
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By Emma
at 2015-08-17T08:45
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By Ursula
at 2015-08-21T12:28
先送一些狗佯攻 然後地下運河
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By Genevieve
at 2015-08-25T08:00
直接燒他家最快
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By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-29T20:41
當然是挖地道阿
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By Olivia
at 2015-09-03T08:27
先吃巴龍
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By Christine
at 2015-09-07T01:56
有笑有推
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By Sarah
at 2015-09-08T19:01
DAJ連電話也不接 不用想了啦
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By Frederic
at 2015-09-09T03:19
空投
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By Steve
at 2015-09-10T04:09
木馬屠城記~
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By Emma
at 2015-09-12T12:37
只要放Jon Snow進去跟DAJ講You know nothing就可
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By Hedwig
at 2015-09-15T05:16
第一點不行 最好還要帶個面具
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By Joseph
at 2015-09-16T16:10
小牛連豪豪都吃不到了
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By Franklin
at 2015-09-21T10:22
廢到笑給推
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By Quanna
at 2015-09-25T03:04
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By John
at 2015-09-25T07:25
不加底比加底貴啊？
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By Robert
at 2015-09-25T14:59
笑了
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at 2015-09-30T04:01
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at 2015-09-30T06:58
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By Ivy
at 2015-09-30T20:11
要記得先放提速
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By Hazel
at 2015-10-05T08:34
沒空
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By Lily
at 2015-10-09T10:32
氪萊爾:一宿之內 不入登門 不留人頭
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By Liam
at 2015-10-11T06:43
小牛大概沒有一年是這麼慘的了,下季沒C沒PG沒替補乾
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By Cara
at 2015-10-15T09:29
庫班身上點火衝過去破門
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By Rachel
at 2015-10-15T23:44
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By Olivia
at 2015-10-17T17:37
結果變成德州洛城大戰
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By Freda
at 2015-10-19T15:49
搭機空降，進行攻防囉
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By Odelette
at 2015-10-22T19:42
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By Lauren
at 2015-10-25T16:21
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By Joe
at 2015-10-29T06:16
DAJ就開個5年2億啊 讓快艇以後無法補強
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By Lauren
at 2015-11-02T22:03
這我也有經驗 遇到神族鐵龜就開456礦 用兵換死他
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By Edwina
at 2015-11-05T14:48
找FBI嗎?
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By Connor
at 2015-11-08T17:26
小牛先去找王金平進去聽對方代表的訴求
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By Eden
at 2015-11-12T03:54
買守家鞋帶TP直接傳門口衝進去
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By Sarah
at 2015-11-16T11:08
不加底比加底貴
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By Agnes
at 2015-11-18T10:56
找談判專家 侯友誼啊
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at 2015-11-19T05:47
派出服部偷拆
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By Linda
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By Mary
at 2015-11-21T09:23
德佬真的好可憐...這下又沒辦法睡了
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By Leila
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只能送Pizza了 XD
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By Zenobia
at 2015-11-29T14:58
....
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By Audriana
at 2015-12-02T02:48
有加底和沒加底差多少?
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By Mason
at 2015-12-04T06:01
麥當當外送!!!
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By Mason
at 2015-12-05T05:53
最終是八奇莫雷打了通電話 火箭成功簽下DAJ
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By Catherine
at 2015-12-09T21:02
開門，查水表
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By Poppy
at 2015-12-11T20:55
用火攻
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By Odelette
at 2015-12-14T21:00
小牛連PG都沒了
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By Kristin
at 2015-12-16T07:06
這篇廢到有剩
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By Lucy
at 2015-12-17T10:49
八奇莫雷自己就有多西和Capela可以養了齁
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By Thomas
at 2015-12-19T12:49
待在快艇還能塔防 真好!
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By Freda
at 2015-12-22T13:12
加底13塊 沒加底25塊…
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By Oliver
at 2015-12-26T03:35
美國房子的門就喇叭鎖而已 不用爬煙囪
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By Rae
at 2015-12-28T18:08
就算攻入也不會改變DAJ的決定
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By Linda
at 2015-12-30T09:30
用電話入侵
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By Mary
at 2015-12-31T01:19
加底比沒加底貴?
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By Faithe
at 2016-01-03T15:26
擺火牛陣啊
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By Michael
at 2016-01-04T10:21
畢竟是休斯敦，先找火箭借兵吧
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By Odelette
at 2016-01-09T08:49
想問加底是加什麼底?
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By Regina
at 2016-01-12T22:16
挖地道
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By Oscar
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By Hedda
at 2016-01-19T19:44
打他媽媽 燒他全家
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用李星把登登ㄇ字踢出來
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By Caroline
at 2016-01-23T17:42
你不是送外賣的！！！（（掏槍
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at 2016-01-25T11:05
加速陣強開啊，小牛直接上去WQ
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By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-30T05:49
包圍讓他們出不來
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By Sarah
at 2016-02-03T10:06
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By Dorothy
at 2016-02-03T19:54
不然看Jeremy Evans能不能cos嘉文四世跳進去
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at 2016-02-07T22:51
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在外面嗆 我媽罰球都比你強 登登就自己跑出來了
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By Olive
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Doc 挾持Jordan
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馬爆開下去
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LBJ：開門! 我是曹操 的兒子曹植
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at 2016-02-22T23:05
為什麼不是曹丕
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叩叩～查水表
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at 2016-02-29T01:43
番茄蛋飯
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at 2016-03-04T11:57
所以要用火牛陣了嗎？
所以要用火牛陣了嗎？
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這跟佔領立院有異曲同工之妙
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快艇應該已經買好一天的口糧儲備了XD
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Cuban和CP25到他家門口守候，順便人造雨扮癡情如何
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報警說 登登房間沒開燈很黑 馬上就會逮捕整個房間了
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at 2016-03-18T07:02
yi:我去偷差
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如果登登本來就答應然後小牛就沒續約拳王現在倒戈小
牛不就沒中鋒
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at 2016-03-20T06:33
叫Hebe去煙囪脫內褲啊
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茄蛋飯給我吃吧
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火箭+小牛=火牛 在休斯頓鬧 不找地頭蛇對嗎
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這篇不錯
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另一個登登呢 快去貼身要犯啊
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結果囧恩被CP3等人丶一人一刀丶for the Champion！
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快 四一分推
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因為曹植七步成詩
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at 2016-04-27T00:09
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at 2016-05-06T05:47
查水表!!
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at 2016-05-12T13:21
為什麼DAJ不自己走出來啊
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LOL 外送
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有笑給推XD
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......
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