寫信給NBA.com - NBA

Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2009-05-18T14:12

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Dearn Commissioner Stern,

I am a sports commentator in Taiwan, with the famous pen name
"Bee-Shen Chou." Actually, people usually call me "Chou-Yeh," which
means "Sir Chou" in Chinese.

The reason why I am well-known to all is because of my excellent
talent for forecasting (or imprecation). As I admire one NBA player,
he will probably get injured in the next game or even be unavailable
for the whole season. In the case of a team, it is very likely they
will lose the game or fall into a losing streak.

Let's take tonight's matchup between LAL and HOU as an example.
Yesterday, I wrote a report to support the Rockets and claimed that
Lois Scola is their key to success. Then, as you saw, the Rockets
lost the game behind Scola's abnormal performance. Now you may under-
stand my mystic power, right?

So, why don't you hire me to work with you? If you want LeBron to
win the Finals MVP, you don't need the referees' help more. Just ask
me to write a report, then you can do anything as you wish.

Please think about it carefully. I'm looking forward to your reply.



Best regards,
Yee-Shen Lee (a.k.a. Bee-Shen Chou)


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Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-05-21T02:55
裘爺這樣誇自己會不會糗到自己.......XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2009-05-25T15:09
幹 這篇太好笑了XDDDD 專業文
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2009-05-28T15:33
大推啊!!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2009-05-29T16:41
xdddddddddddddddddddddddd
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2009-06-03T03:16
a.k.a. Bee-Shen Chou..XDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2009-06-03T13:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2009-06-04T17:30
專業!!!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2009-06-07T20:15
幹~~好好笑~~板主來M文吧
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2009-06-11T09:49
還是有錯字 跟 錯誤
要再加油喔~
David avatar
By David
at 2009-06-12T20:57
糗爺毛遂自薦XDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2009-06-14T23:49
xDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2009-06-18T16:03
XDDDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2009-06-22T09:03
他要找台灣 在世界地圖找不到 只好認為他是泰國阿勞

我在看湖人火箭第七戰的時候

Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2009-05-18T04:01
如題,我現在在看火箭湖人第七戰 當我看到小AB賴到犯規後的特寫鏡頭... 我突然覺得他長的好像... 林龍... 就是陳漢典模仿的那個名導遊 有人也這樣覺得嗎? - ...

火箭vs湖人測字

Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2009-05-18T02:37
火 箭 湖 人 火湖箭人= 火狐賤人 = 誰用火狐誰就是賤人 =IE王道 所以老師測字推出了IE兩字 I 者 哀兵也 E 者 東方也 蓋休斯頓在洛杉磯的東方 而火隊大將接連陣亡的狀態下 哀兵出擊 完全符合了IE二字 建議這場壓火箭 必可獲勝 - ...

請問一隻球隊沒有正統pg會怎樣

Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2009-05-17T18:04
看了今年第一隊兩個後衛都是sg 突然想知道這隻球隊打起來會怎樣 假設配上幾個稱職但不算頂尖的替補 對上團隊籃球著名的隊伍 像是去年的超賽 或是前幾年的活塞 今年第一隊會因為沒有正統pg而被打的很慘嗎?? 還是可以靠個人能力極為優異的五人稱住場面?? - ...

看到一個蠻好笑的文章

Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2009-05-16T19:16
http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=04373andamp;snA=32776andamp;tnum=21 反串的有點靠杯 重點是還有人看不出來 - ...

NBA格鬥技

Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2009-05-16T10:57
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