字母:我又帥妻子又正，上帝說三分不能太準 - NBA

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-07T11:11

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昨天公鹿對雷霆賽前，字母哥跟Ibaka在練習，Ibaka似乎在三分球擊敗了字母哥，字母哥
連忙解釋。(字母哥IG短片）

[Giannis Antetokounmpo] "I cannot have everything in life. Cannot be handsome,
beautiful kids, beautiful wife, great family, great teammates, great coaching
staff, handsome! Athletic… I cannot make threes, too. God said, basically, y
ou cannot make threes! Can't shoot."

Giannis：「我無法擁有生命中的一切。我不可能又帥，又有好看的孩子、漂亮的妻子，
又有偉大的家庭、好隊友和很棒的教練團。帥！又這麼有運動能力......（我已經有這麼
多了）所以三分球不能太準。上帝說，你不能射三分！絕對不能！」

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All Comments

By Doris
at 2022-11-07T18:38

有…有理

By Rachel
at 2022-11-08T02:06

合理老天是公平的

By Selena
at 2022-11-08T09:33

確實

By Noah
at 2022-11-08T17:01

金城武表示: 我好像沒有缺點?

By Agatha
at 2022-11-08T12:35

好像無法反駁...但你罰球還是要持續練好阿

By Kama
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門：雀食

By Yedda
at 2022-11-08T12:35

合理,老二一定也很大,如果又會射誰受的了

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死三分放棄了就算了，罰球打翻這麼多碗？

By George
at 2022-11-08T12:35

By Linda
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以金城武一定有隱疾

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩：........？

By Odelette
at 2022-11-08T20:03

J尻沒上場也要救援

By Jacky
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實，球員投射手感也是天賦，苦練當然有用，但到一
定程度就沒辦法再更上層樓了

By Damian
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母哥真的很謙虛

By Elizabeth
at 2022-11-08T12:35

柯瑞灌籃不行啊

By Olga
at 2022-11-08T20:03

贏球的氣氛真是快活

By Noah
at 2022-11-08T12:35

夠強的人才能這樣講

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Curry:偷臭..？

By Rachel
at 2022-11-08T12:35

但是Ibaka有

By Bethany
at 2022-11-08T20:03

贏球說什麼都是對的而且三分以外真的是超級罩

By Dinah
at 2022-11-08T12:35

唯一的疑問是帥？XD

By Adele
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門: 跟我想的一樣

By Gary
at 2022-11-08T12:35

我....我信了

By Charlotte
at 2022-11-08T20:03

上帝:字母~~三分不能太準上帝:西門~~三分不準射

By Mary
at 2022-11-08T12:35

同一段話給西門講這篇的反應應該會差很多

By Charlie
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以咖哩老婆很...

By Hedwig
at 2022-11-08T12:35

By Adele
at 2022-11-08T20:03

不只剩一張帥臉

By Una
at 2022-11-08T12:35

真假

By Brianna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

再給你三分很準也太誇張其他人都不用打了

By Megan
at 2022-11-08T12:35

所以咖喱是拿漂亮的老婆換成三分能力嗎？

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T20:03

XDDD

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩老婆生三個劣化，以前顏值不算頂也算上乘的

By Kama
at 2022-11-08T20:03

老婆很正這點我實在無法同意

By Margaret
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母跟老婆很有夫妻臉

By Agatha
at 2022-11-08T20:03

這種幽默的話歐肥講好像也很適合

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：謝謝你幫我找藉口我又壯又長很帥名模女友一
直換

By Ula
at 2022-11-08T20:03

他真的很會回話....

By Emma
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母這季感到有夠游刃有餘。

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

XDDD

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

歐肥講過類似的啊如果我罰球準...

By Hedy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母... 罰球?!

By Ula
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母難得講話這麼好笑

By Xanthe
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以你自學墊腳，ok

By Susan
at 2022-11-08T12:35

懂就跟大谷一定很小一樣的道理

By Agatha
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母：和田……不，Ibaka你很醜，但你的射程很遠～

By Ophelia
at 2022-11-08T12:35

東區還有誰能威脅公鹿我就問

By Bethany
at 2022-11-08T20:03

靠腰XDD

By Selena
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：對唉，這招我怎麼沒想到

By Selena
at 2022-11-08T20:03

完了白到發亮

By Margaret
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門:原來我帥到失去一切

By Belly
at 2022-11-08T20:03

他如果三分準真的逆天了@@"

By Vanessa
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這種話只能強的人講如果是某媽寶只會躲起來讓朋友
講別人霸凌他

By Faithe
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以三分準的都…

By Kyle
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這理由，我服！

By Olivia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

幹你說的我都沒有，為什麼我還是沒3分？這就是我直
稱爺火華名字的原因啦！

By Jacky
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母知道自己沒有版面，需要做一點效果

By Emily
at 2022-11-08T20:03

不帥啊

By Madame
at 2022-11-08T12:35

沒錯啊如果要Curry三分能力換字母身高運動天賦

By Bennie
at 2022-11-08T20:03

一定半夜就答應馬上換

By Lily
at 2022-11-08T12:35

起碼他敢投啊

By William
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實無法反駁

By Rachel
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這個叫……謙虛？

By Joe
at 2022-11-08T20:03

咖哩用灌籃換三分

By Agnes
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：

By Zenobia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

為什麼我老爸不是李嘉誠?為什麼我長得這麼帥，但要
掉頭髮?你們倆長這麼醜，就不掉頭髮?

By Adele
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這樣我懂了原來老大是用陽壽換到了一切QQ

By Gary
at 2022-11-08T20:03

跟統神一樣只剩一張帥臉

By John
at 2022-11-08T12:35

好像很合理！？

By Aaliyah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Ivy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Michael
at 2022-11-08T20:03

名字還特別長

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T12:35

推字母XDDDD

By Lydia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

鬼禿：.......

By Kyle
at 2022-11-08T12:35

標題內文不符

By Gary
at 2022-11-08T20:03

隔壁棚V中年人帥老婆正大奶女兒可愛投球強又拿世
界大賽冠軍耶

By Ophelia
at 2022-11-08T12:35

如果三分超準的話那一定是小雞雞惹

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母未來NBA的臉

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T12:35

無法反駁XD

By Thomas
at 2022-11-08T20:03

很幽默

By Poppy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

虎王老婆真的正

By Quintina
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Love 好像不錯準？

By Edith
at 2022-11-08T12:35

嘴

By Oliver
at 2022-11-08T20:03

V中年運動能力很爛阿傳球還會傳到自己的腳上...

By Ursula
at 2022-11-08T12:35

嚎嚎：上帝沒有種族歧視嗎？

By David
at 2022-11-08T20:03

流出圖我記得虎王噴了老婆一屁股...

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T12:35

地圖砲
誰沒中槍的出來面對

By Charlotte
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Queena
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母哥還能吃炸雞

By Megan
at 2022-11-08T20:03

大谷翔平的缺點是...嗯...阿幹想不到肥宅怒搥電腦

By Victoria
at 2022-11-08T12:35

超好笑

By George
at 2022-11-08T20:03

好吧無法反駁

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

先每天加練罰球

By Joseph
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Shaq表示：抗議！他抄我

By Faithe
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Quanna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Charlotte
at 2022-11-08T12:35

大谷翔平沒缺點那一定是小雞雞了...

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死

By Aaliyah
at 2022-11-08T12:35

你的上帝是包叔嗎？真好還能看見活的上帝

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

可惡啊...你贏了

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T12:35

大谷翔平就是沒隊友跟季後賽啊啊都跟大聯盟第一人

By Odelette
at 2022-11-08T20:03

你也每天被自己帥醒？

By Elma
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這什麼翻譯...

By Daph Bay
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門：嗯～看來我不會打籃球也是合理

By Hamiltion
at 2022-11-08T12:35

大谷還是單身愛菜也長大了

By Christine
at 2022-11-08T20:03

有道理

By Wallis
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑死

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-11-08T20:03

我只知道老闆女兒很正

By Audriana
at 2022-11-08T12:35

.....這字背景顏色看得有夠吃力

By Donna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母哥抄襲歐肥

By Lauren
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Eden
at 2022-11-08T20:03

上帝應該也有說所以你得笨拙

By David
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：我也是

By Hardy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門：雀食

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T12:35

幹，圈粉，這個人的思維跟KI是天壤之別

By Dora
at 2022-11-08T20:03

他講話的功力很像POPO

By Ida
at 2022-11-08T12:35

Curry: 欸甘

By Annie
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母有時候講話真的很有趣

By Delia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

字母講話算很有趣的，沒那麼會亂講話

By Ethan
at 2022-11-08T12:35

難怪Curry的老婆

By Charlotte
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Curry表示

By Yuri
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

再練出三分要怎麼打

By Callum
at 2022-11-08T12:35

Curry: QQ

By Cara
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以墊腳也是不得已的吧辛苦你了

By Emily
at 2022-11-08T12:35

連三分都很準就真的沒天理了

By Hedwig
at 2022-11-08T20:03

嗯……確實

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑死

By Daph Bay
at 2022-11-08T20:03

起碼該投的時候他敢投大大加乘切入威力反觀...

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T12:35

去查了照片還真的夫妻臉XD

By Valerie
at 2022-11-08T20:03

他之前季後賽失利的言論就圈粉到爆..

By Candice
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-11-08T20:03

等一下~ 這樣好像是在臭.....

By Jessica
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實，所以Curry 不能長太高，不然就逆天了。

By Freda
at 2022-11-08T20:03

curry: ooxx….

By Susan
at 2022-11-08T12:35

幹話也是MVP級的

By Ursula
at 2022-11-08T20:03

95分男子

By Vanessa
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這是上帝的旨意懂嗎 <(￣︶￣)/

By Genevieve
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死哈哈哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩有三分，你看看他的老婆長怎樣，字母你要知足

By Anonymous
at 2022-11-08T20:03

你這給了西公子一個開脫的理由

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T12:35

XDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Jordan:我沒說過吧

By Kumar
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母哥：只剩一張帥臉

By Dorothy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

但你2分也不投啊

By Vanessa
at 2022-11-08T12:35

有人又帥三分又準，老婆長得就

By Isla
at 2022-11-08T20:03

我的帥在於臉

By Yuri
at 2022-11-08T12:35

身價有幾億美金當然帥啊

By Brianna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門表示同意

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩：看我幹嘛

By Callum
at 2022-11-08T20:03

至少敢練也敢投啦，反觀西門

By Adele
at 2022-11-08T12:35

我只看投胎或當賤民

By David
at 2022-11-04T12:20

字母幽默哦確實人生勝利了再給他三分還要玩啊

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-11-04T19:47

幹話也是MVP級的

By Christine
at 2022-11-05T03:15

真是個混蛋（讚歎

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-11-05T10:42

MAKE SENSE

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-05T18:09

山羌：我每天都被自己帥醒 XDDDD

By Joe
at 2022-11-06T01:37

合理技能包除了投射其他都是S

By Ina
at 2022-11-06T09:04

除了帥有待討論，其他雀食

By Regina
at 2022-11-06T16:32

合理啊，就像咖哩再怎麼加強防守也不可能到DPOY啊

By Faithe
at 2022-11-06T23:59

說的好確實

By Jack
at 2022-11-07T07:27

臭我咖哩？

By Kyle
at 2022-11-07T14:54

好像合理欸字母哥再加上三分還得了

By Kyle
at 2022-11-07T22:22

確實

By Belly
at 2022-11-08T05:49

問題是你也不算帥啊 = =

By Necoo
at 2022-11-08T13:17

確實

By Christine
at 2022-11-08T12:35

可惜上帝沒把你的腳縮短一點

By Brianna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩老婆都幫忙生三個了，劣化也是情有可原

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實但至少你敢出手

By Elizabeth
at 2022-11-08T12:35

伊巴卡：我還有另一個特長可以贏你

By Connor
at 2022-11-08T20:03

還有錢！！我被說服了

By Poppy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑死

By Rebecca
at 2022-11-08T20:03

雀食

By Quintina
at 2022-11-08T12:35

可是你的罰球也不及格捏

By Heather
at 2022-11-08T20:03

雀食

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-11-08T12:35

姆斯是犧牲髮線和帥

By Belly
at 2022-11-08T20:03

發言很有梗

By James
at 2022-11-08T12:35

XD不要找藉口你可以找新的缺陷啊

By Eden
at 2022-11-08T20:03

我竟然無法反駁

By Kumar
at 2022-11-08T12:35

靠腰XD

By Yuri
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門的問題就是太帥了

By Ida
at 2022-11-08T12:35

嗯但有帥嗎？

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-11-08T20:03

他三分再準全nba都不用玩了

By Jacky
at 2022-11-08T12:35

XDDD

By Eartha
at 2022-11-08T20:03

強調了兩次帥

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T12:35

我信了

By Christine
at 2022-11-08T20:03

城武我的缺點就是有點宅,還會上PTT,謝謝大家的關心

By Edwina
at 2022-11-08T12:35

嗆屁嗆ㄍㄢˋ

By Callum
at 2022-11-08T20:03

嗯,三分準的話,就沒天理了

By Edwina
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑了

By Selena
at 2022-11-08T20:03

世上還是有天理的

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T12:35

帥?

By Ivy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實....無法反駁

By Elvira
at 2022-11-08T12:35

你三分再準其他人不用玩了

By Sarah
at 2022-11-08T20:03

輸了講幹話跟我公園跟朋友pk 87趴像

By Iris
at 2022-11-08T12:35

咖哩犧牲惹老婆

By Anthony
at 2022-11-08T20:03

合理。殘酷舞台

By Kristin
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：因為我太帥，所以都不會

By Kama
at 2022-11-08T20:03

人帥真好
西門笑死XD

By Kumar
at 2022-11-08T12:35

你少講一個上帝把你腳生得很長很靈活

By Cara
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死

By Ina
at 2022-11-08T12:35

https://i.imgur.com/ioZduvg.jpg

By Andy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死，字母幽默

By Elma
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門很帥所以投籃完全不需要

By Kyle
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死

By Oscar
at 2022-11-08T12:35

大谷表示

By Kyle
at 2022-11-08T20:03

超好笑

By Brianna
at 2022-11-08T12:35

去練罰球啦！

By Rae
at 2022-11-08T20:03

跟Shaq類似的說法XDDDD

By Mia
at 2022-11-08T12:35

這隻本來就幹話王一個XD

By Caitlin
at 2022-11-08T20:03

XDD

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T12:35

好

By Hardy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

帥倒是還好

By Dora
at 2022-11-08T12:35

立Flag

By Leila
at 2022-11-08T20:03

你的上帝是希臘神墊來的嗎

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-08T12:35

帥？

By Zenobia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

幹話也越說越好了？ XDDDD

By Victoria
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Donna
at 2022-11-08T20:03

幹如果三分命中率再四成其他人怎玩

By Emily
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑了

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T20:03

笑死

By Vanessa
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門直呼內行我比你更帥所以技能包不會也是應該

By Edith
at 2022-11-08T20:03

強是強，哪裡帥啦

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T12:35

已經這麼有錢了連鏡子都不買也太省了

By Jessica
at 2022-11-08T20:03

這種只有2K有

By Ophelia
at 2022-11-08T12:35

歐尼爾：小子你幹嘛學我！

By Mason
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Shaq的哏吧？

By Hazel
at 2022-11-08T12:35

是不是在臭

By Hamiltion
at 2022-11-08T20:03

真假？

By Thomas
at 2022-11-08T12:35

簡單來說就是…射不遠

By Callum
at 2022-11-08T20:03

禁區凶器俠客接班人連講幹話的能力也有

By Mary
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門也認同

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-11-08T20:03

有道理

By Yuri
at 2022-11-08T12:35

反正我是信了

By Faithe
at 2022-11-08T20:03

這個嘴很可以！

By Annie
at 2022-11-08T12:35

雀食

By Mary
at 2022-11-08T20:03

西門：

By Hamiltion
at 2022-11-08T12:35

罰球也不能準

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T20:03

合理

By Anonymous
at 2022-11-08T12:35

得體

By Oscar
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-11-08T12:35

雀食

By Oscar
at 2022-11-08T20:03

超幹話但我喜歡XD

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

curry缺陷就老婆真的不正吧

By Rebecca
at 2022-11-08T20:03

kobe拿命換到的成就

By Dorothy
at 2022-11-08T12:35

合理

By Megan
at 2022-11-08T20:03

雀食

By Ethan
at 2022-11-08T12:35

字母老婆：沒提到我你44看
上帝：臭小子你少講一張喇叭嘴了

By Jacky
at 2022-11-08T20:03

所以我籃球不強，因為我更帥老婆更正

By Elizabeth
at 2022-11-08T12:35

可惡。有點好笑

By George
at 2022-11-08T20:03

好可愛

By Hedwig
at 2022-11-08T12:35

西門：難怪我的臉帥成那樣

By Olga
at 2022-11-08T20:03

實力有了髒活也願意做什麼都好

By Catherine
at 2022-11-08T12:35

三小啦

By Isla
at 2022-11-08T20:03

有弱點才像是人，不然就變神了

By Lydia
at 2022-11-08T12:35

幽默

By Anthony
at 2022-11-08T20:03

幽默

By Kumar
at 2022-11-08T12:35

推一個幽默風趣啊

By Liam
at 2022-11-08T20:03

Ibaka：來比老二長度

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-11-08T12:35

有冠軍怎麼嘴都可以

By Delia
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Andrew
at 2022-11-08T12:35

合理難怪大谷老二三公分

By Rae
at 2022-11-08T20:03

這世代最強籃球員

By Bennie
at 2022-11-08T12:35

上帝說三分天註定

By Rachel
at 2022-11-08T20:03

長相不評論整天出腳的咖

By Margaret
at 2022-11-08T12:35

確實

By Callum
at 2022-11-08T20:03

確實

By Bennie
at 2022-11-08T12:35

Ben:我也很帥

By Jack
at 2022-11-08T20:03

生存意識強

By Vanessa
at 2022-11-08T12:35

上帝是公平的你自己照照鏡子就知道

By Emma
at 2022-11-08T20:03

但他還是努力練三分，反觀西門

By Jack
at 2022-11-08T12:35

記得字母有幾季例行賽三分有接近四成，但季後賽很慘

By Jake
at 2022-11-08T20:03

帥還講兩次…哈哈哈

By Daniel
at 2022-11-08T12:35

笑死有三分的話我不敢想像公鹿隊

By Dorothy
at 2022-11-08T20:03

看了原文他handsome說了兩次純噓XD

字母:我又帥妻子又正，上帝說三分不能太準 - NBA

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