女朋友對球星們的感想 - 世足

By Faithe
at 2010-06-29T01:50

Table of Contents

最近看比賽的時候女朋友常跟著一起看

看了幾場後也對足球稍微有點認識，於是給她看了幾個球星的影片

席丹
"彷彿在跳民族舞蹈。"
(為什麼腳可以踢的那麼高)

大羅
"像童話故事一群狐貍被絆倒，兔子輕鬆的跳走"
(節奏好奇怪)

C羅
"...像故障的人"
(為什麼跑動中腳要不停的跳動呢?)

梅西
"是個極簡主義人"
(他的跑動路線都很直耶)
(果然是梅西一腳過很多人，C羅很多腳過一個人)

小羅
"是個悠哉的人"
(但是為什麼上下半身擺動的節奏不一樣呢?)

卡卡
"他是巴西人? 真是個樸素的巴西人"
(都直線前進耶)
(是個娃娃臉的巴西人)

最喜歡的風格:
席丹
"他看起來是個好人，跟羅那度踢球的人好可憐，全部倒在場上他卻輕鬆的跳走"
(是個悲傷的童話故事)
(巴西隊練習的時候是不是叫大家交錯站著從腳中間踢過去過人?)
(只是因為席丹是中場，所以把球傳走，放倒人是前鋒的工作...)
(btw, 他在皇馬的前鋒是大羅耶...)

而且
"席丹絕對是個光頭"
(他只是中間光的部份越來越大而已啊...)

我覺得其評論非常能夠從一般人的角度表現各球星的特色XD

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Déme un conclusión feliz.

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Tags: 世足

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By Anonymous
at 2010-07-04T01:33

.......................你來放什麼閃(怨怨怨怨怨怨念

By Eartha
at 2010-07-05T01:06

乾我們什麼事請問

By Ingrid
at 2010-07-08T09:21

女友圖咧

By Oscar
at 2010-07-09T12:46

Ronaldo

By Frederic
at 2010-07-12T10:07

推言簡意賅一語中的

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-07-16T21:11

顆顆

By Mason
at 2010-07-21T00:03

為什麼跑動中腳要無意義的跳動呢...

By Vanessa
at 2010-07-25T00:14

我鄰居的感想要不要也po一篇文

By John
at 2010-07-25T04:47

喔耶

By Edwina
at 2010-07-29T23:41

沒有圖~ 失敗~

By Liam
at 2010-08-02T05:52

我還以為是球員女朋友對球星的感想@@

By Elma
at 2010-08-04T16:08

我媽對足球的感想:那麼多大男人搶踢一顆球真幼稚

By James
at 2010-08-05T15:58

我爸的感想:___________

By Leila
at 2010-08-07T17:47

足球程度: 資深球迷>自稱資深球迷>一月球迷>單場球迷
>球員迷>隔壁棚網球迷

By Dora
at 2010-08-10T23:18

我晚點來貼一篇我隔壁歐巴桑的二叔公的三表嬸的看法

By Erin
at 2010-08-11T17:32

變個版了

By Zenobia
at 2010-08-16T08:53

巷口蚵仔麵線的老板表示：

By Tracy
at 2010-08-18T12:23

By Mia
at 2010-08-19T02:24

關我啥事

By Connor
at 2010-08-23T08:19

這樣沒人噓阿那我也來PO一篇好了

By Brianna
at 2010-08-25T04:25

快點po女友圖不然要被噓爆了

By Robert
at 2010-08-28T17:02

那你媽的看法是 ?

By Oliver
at 2010-08-30T05:37

何必噓至少還算言之有物

By Harry
at 2010-09-03T03:29

這你個版? 滾回你部落格

By Oliver
at 2010-09-07T10:24

...................................................

By Ingrid
at 2010-09-09T13:29

喔看來我要PO我男友的感想了

By Damian
at 2010-09-09T19:22

席丹首推左腳凌空世界波小羅的可以看原地扭屁股世界波

By Linda
at 2010-09-12T05:30

原PO娘的看法:

By Jake
at 2010-09-13T08:06

C 羅表示

By Yedda
at 2010-09-16T22:08

原來Raist有男朋友...打擊

By Susan
at 2010-09-19T06:28

我覺得我兒子在PO廢文

By Jacob
at 2010-09-22T06:28

哪裡有物...

By Eden
at 2010-09-25T15:40

你女朋友舞蹈系的?

By Joe
at 2010-09-26T06:58

C羅的跑動雖然快　但是的確不優美　卡卡跑動好看

By Annie
at 2010-09-30T01:03

蠻可愛的啊XD

By Olive
at 2010-09-30T10:46

酸酸+宅宅:有女友!噓~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Regina
at 2010-10-04T10:19

言之有物？有在哪？感想文而已

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-10-07T07:12

你應該要教他一些規則不是只教他看球星

By Annie
at 2010-10-10T01:47

奇怪，板上一堆這種心得文不噓，有關鍵字就悲憤 LOL

By Rachel
at 2010-10-13T08:08

宅你老母

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-17T14:46

============ 拜託大家輕鬆點好嗎起碼很幽默阿=========

By Jake
at 2010-10-17T23:07

R9 根本沒選進來是看到哪去了????

By Odelette
at 2010-10-18T09:08

By Edith
at 2010-10-19T10:01

哪裡幽默啦@@

By Yuri
at 2010-10-23T01:17

.......故障的人 XD 哈哈
像童話故事一群狐貍被絆倒，兔子輕鬆的跳走很貼近XDDDD

By Emma
at 2010-10-24T02:03

還是想噓

By Ida
at 2010-10-27T05:46

恩？哪條板規禁止心得文？

By Rebecca
at 2010-10-27T19:25

關我屁事

By Quintina
at 2010-10-29T13:50

原PO只是覺得答案挺好玩，才PO上來分享吧！而且挺好笑

By Michael
at 2010-10-30T04:08

板上心得文又不這一篇

By Hardy
at 2010-11-03T06:35

我對二叔公的看法相當有興趣 po來看看

By Charlotte
at 2010-11-07T01:09

其實原PO是想賺一張彩卷好賭博

By Harry
at 2010-11-08T10:58

而且用不同觀點看球不好? 一堆酸宅也事規則不懂看很爽

By Selena
at 2010-11-10T01:20

也沒禁止噓心得文

By Queena
at 2010-11-10T19:38

我到覺得用詞很趣味生動
樓上"隔壁歐巴桑的二叔公的三表嬸的看法"什麼時候要po

By Megan
at 2010-11-15T04:48

世足八卦版化

By Delia
at 2010-11-18T05:55

原PO別被影響啊~ 你女友思考很妙 GJ !

By Aaliyah
at 2010-11-19T02:41

======================幽默嗎？？====================

By Necoo
at 2010-11-23T21:12

有什麼好噓的?

By Olive
at 2010-11-27T21:30

給她看了幾個球星的影片-->Jeph不看文? 連席丹都有了

By Madame
at 2010-11-29T15:21

心得文可以發，鄉民也可以噓...

By Hamiltion
at 2010-12-02T09:27

人家心得文講球賽,他心得文講啥?

By Elizabeth
at 2010-12-04T14:49

沒馬子的怨恨

By Una
at 2010-12-08T00:30

原來這就是妙這些人不就是這樣嗎

By Puput
at 2010-12-08T02:09

標題吧我本來以為是球星女朋友對自己男友的感想結果...
點進來看有種被騙的感覺

By Queena
at 2010-12-10T07:34

世足板個版化 bi

By Christine
at 2010-12-12T07:11

======= 形容得很貼切比一堆靠北版主要錢文有意義多了 ==

By Eartha
at 2010-12-13T23:17

PO不PO干你啥事

By Olivia
at 2010-12-18T03:06

這種文章不能PO 美工文越位文守門員發呆文就能PO

By Jacky
at 2010-12-22T23:52

只要是心得文可以發？

By Delia
at 2010-12-24T18:25

你自己說要PO的

By Frederica
at 2010-12-24T23:35

那我改標題免的誤導視聽

By Selena
at 2010-12-29T18:38

每次噓廢文就有人提到宅,時尚的人就可以爽發廢文了.

By James
at 2010-12-30T19:56

酸宅: ◢▆▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▇◣ 有女友=顏色不對 XD

By Rosalind
at 2011-01-01T22:41

我又要PO啦~~我又反悔啦~~打我啊~~____~~

By Hamiltion
at 2011-01-02T00:02

幫忙補血@_@"

By Franklin
at 2011-01-03T17:48

好啦我承認這篇心得文也是心得的一種啦只是大家噓我就..XD

By Tracy
at 2011-01-08T13:21

By Frederica
at 2011-01-11T21:15

這個絕對比一堆難笑的三熊圖有趣多了

By Catherine
at 2011-01-12T22:22

那種人腦袋有洞別理他就好了

By James
at 2011-01-16T18:45

好好笑XDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2011-01-19T04:04

有的人充份表現酸民的方唐鏡性格科

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-01-23T07:16

By Callum
at 2011-01-25T12:50

推推~~ 噓的人好沒肚量

By Liam
at 2011-01-25T20:04

一堆人發黑特文、P幣飛掉文都沒這麼多噓了

By Isla
at 2011-01-30T04:23

哀A斧有要還錢嗎? 應某人要求

By Susan
at 2011-02-02T23:20

我笑不出來。

By Genevieve
at 2011-02-04T05:42

很多人噓是因為怨念啦... 所以你要知道科科

By Andrew
at 2011-02-08T13:08

喔大家的有趣點真低

By Yedda
at 2011-02-10T13:49

好好笑^^

By Hedy
at 2011-02-11T21:29

很有趣原PO給女友看一下貝克漢的自由球我想聽評語!!

By Yedda
at 2011-02-11T23:24

謝謝誇獎，當個標準酸民也不賴

By Elizabeth
at 2011-02-16T21:14

By David
at 2011-02-19T11:56

p幣飛掉很多人感同身受　但是女朋友很多人無法感同身受

By Connor
at 2011-02-21T02:37

再幫忙補個血

By Faithe
at 2011-02-25T15:02

就很普通的一日球迷啊　極貧乏　你絕對得問她關於Beckham

By Hedwig
at 2011-02-26T21:50

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-02-27T18:35

→ oklamatb超中肯!!!! XDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2011-03-02T12:30

有人看到女朋友三個字就噓火上升了.... 原PO別介意

By Mary
at 2011-03-05T08:42

你就只想聽人家女友評語,酸宅三叔公的就不聽.

By Irma
at 2011-03-09T07:46

狐狸跟兔子有好笑XD

By Jake
at 2011-03-12T13:38

酸宅三叔公的如果也像這篇有特殊的貼切感歡迎阿!!!

By Xanthe
at 2011-03-16T01:09

我家狗的看法：汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪...

By Kyle
at 2011-03-17T06:21

我補

By Brianna
at 2011-03-21T07:53

補

By Annie
at 2011-03-22T08:53

( ′﹀‵)／︴宅<>< 囧<>< 缺<>女友<

By Zanna
at 2011-03-22T15:00

去問二叔公回來我就捕推尊重長輩

By Ida
at 2011-03-27T07:38

哈哈哈是禿頭

By Vanessa
at 2011-03-29T16:17

補血

By Emma
at 2011-03-29T17:50

不知道在噓什麼 XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-03-31T15:09

補血！

By David
at 2011-04-05T06:21

很貼切我喜歡

By Heather
at 2011-04-09T17:08

( ′﹀‵)／︴<>宅< <>pH=1< 缺<>女友<

By Noah
at 2011-04-11T02:45

別吵了要開打了!

By Noah
at 2011-04-12T02:26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylF9ySdw2aU　給她看啦！

By Anthony
at 2011-04-13T07:04

太經典了像童話故事一群狐貍被絆倒，兔子輕鬆的跳走

By Mason
at 2011-04-13T11:12

這種廢文也護航

By Zenobia
at 2011-04-16T17:32

( ′﹀‵)／︴噓文=酸宅=沒女友

By Eden
at 2011-04-20T12:06

標題被改了！

By Elizabeth
at 2011-04-21T01:34

哈哈用手丟就不好玩了

By Hedy
at 2011-04-24T03:29

............

By Xanthe
at 2011-04-28T02:52

笑~~那個是貝克漢和誰啊！籃球選手認不出來@@

By Sandy
at 2011-05-02T01:54

平淡無趣沒營養,因為不是個版如果不稍具深度講解就不噓了

By Belly
at 2011-05-04T09:01

假奶

By Adele
at 2011-05-07T10:26

噓的人都是酸宅,我覺得還蠻好笑的阿XD

By Audriana
at 2011-05-12T00:32

我是宅宅

By Rosalind
at 2011-05-16T07:45

塞爾提克的KG

By Linda
at 2011-05-17T23:10

推。請不要把這裡八卦版化。閒聊也要被噓是三小?

By Zora
at 2011-05-20T02:26

哈 Beckham真神黃金右腳唔得比

By Connor
at 2011-05-21T21:35

簡單說你自我____良__ 有些心得自己知道就好不要PO出來

By Eartha
at 2011-05-24T21:50

K G 認不出來 ? <囧>

By Hamiltion
at 2011-05-29T13:54

很有趣阿XD

By Ursula
at 2011-06-03T07:30

樓下宅宅

By Agnes
at 2011-06-07T02:35

請原諒lovelynono　台灣女生認不出任何運動明星都很正常

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-06-08T12:25

這種男女朋友互動很不錯我女友就很討厭陪我看體育.....

By James
at 2011-06-08T20:47

看帳號分不出男女歹勢

By Wallis
at 2011-06-09T08:44

真有勇氣 PO這種文

By Hedda
at 2011-06-14T03:38

rex9999:台灣女生認不出任何運動明星都很正常恩......

By Quintina
at 2011-06-16T11:16

樓上噓啥啦!我就覺得很好笑阿XD

By Poppy
at 2011-06-19T19:02

其實很多男生也不認識吧，少扯男女

By Kama
at 2011-06-23T21:20

不是只有你有女友少跟我來這一套

By Emily
at 2011-06-28T17:35

By Delia
at 2011-07-01T22:04

suckkorea 謝謝^^

By Dorothy
at 2011-07-02T02:30

很像是少女雜誌上那種用語 XD 可愛

By Mia
at 2011-07-05T03:38

話說盧彥勳那邊目前前四局平手第五局4:3

By Brianna
at 2011-07-08T21:18

看來原PO女友本尊出現了 (默)

By Selena
at 2011-07-09T01:34

你能不能用一些自已的感想……

By Dinah
at 2011-07-11T03:27

By Enid
at 2011-07-14T12:22

:看來原PO女友本尊出現了 (默)

By Ivy
at 2011-07-16T21:17

不會 ~ !

By Sarah
at 2011-07-18T03:47

屁話

By Lily
at 2011-07-20T09:47

很可愛也很有趣的心得為什麼要噓?

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-07-24T02:44

因為覺得不可愛也不有趣吧

By Doris
at 2011-07-24T11:17

By Margaret
at 2011-07-25T12:59

其實下篇可以看出酸民品味在哪邊

By Hedy
at 2011-07-28T20:24

我的媽啊貝克漢@O@!!!!!

By Susan
at 2011-07-30T14:27

明明就滿有趣的文...其實我不知道討厭"女朋友"的人那麼多XD

By Sarah
at 2011-08-01T17:16

科科

By Gary
at 2011-08-06T12:31

挺有趣的XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-08-10T01:29

0分文

By Kelly
at 2011-08-13T09:00

幫忙補血，我實在不覺得這有什麼好酸的.......

By Catherine
at 2011-08-13T12:03

跟球賽無關PO來做啥??

By Rachel
at 2011-08-13T13:23

其實我覺得還蠻好笑的這裡最近都很酸

By Charlotte
at 2011-08-14T11:12

XDD

By Kristin
at 2011-08-17T08:05

可是我覺得還滿好笑的啊哈哈哈

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-08-19T15:18

還滿有趣的而且也算有講一些東西啊

女朋友對球星們的感想 - 世足

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