[分享] 大聯盟本週冷笑話四則 - 美國職棒

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作者: L2M (天下有雪) 看板: Baseball
標題: [分享] 大聯盟本週冷笑話四則
時間: Wed May 14 00:59:21 2008

第一則

勇士隊目前4勝13敗的客場巡迴賽成績，
比起演歌雙棲琳賽.蘿涵的巡迴演唱會表現還糟。

(At 4-13, the Braves have a worse road record than Lindsay Lohan.)


第二則

洋基可以靠簽下David Wells來吃下一些投手局數，
但是如果一不注意，他可能也會吃光所有投手食物。

(The Yankees could sign David Wells to eat up some innings for the pitching
staff. Of course, if they’re not careful, he’ll eat the whole pitching
staff!)


第三則

你怎麼知道遊騎兵隊的防守是經過某位捕魚高手指導過的？
因為目前已經有美聯最多36次失誤的遊騎兵隊，證明他們很懂得怎麼"先抓再放"。

(How do you know the Rangers’ defense is coached by a top-notch fisherman?
Because with 36 errors, they have the AL’s best catch-and-release policy!)


第四則

Richie Sexson因為打了Kason Gabbard而被禁賽(六場)。
當然，水手隊球迷看到他終於打得到東西的好消息，內心自然欣慰不已。

(Richie Sexson was suspended for punching Kason Gabbard.
Of course, Mariners fans were just happy to finally see him hit something!)


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出處：http://0rz.tw/c543T
作者：Sean Deveney, SportingNews



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