Who is Who? - 網球 Tennis

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http://tinyurl.com/bwkczul

無意中看到Telegraph的這篇文章,作者用樂壇比喻年終八強的選手,

看到Tsonga的對比忍不住大笑,大家要不要未看先猜?













#1 Novak Djokovic: Westlife. A ruthless chart-topping machine,
but still some way from securing greatness.

#2 Rafael Nadal: Adele. Powerful, hard-working and well-built,
with a gift for filling large stadiums

#3 Andy Murray: Calvin Harris. Makes up for his occasional surliness
with some surprising wisecracks. And Scottish, obviously.

#4 Roger Federer: Status Quo. Still touring year after year,
but impossible to shake the suspicion that his best years are behind him.

#5 David Ferrer: Coldplay. Occasionally tries a new tack,
but by and large you pretty much know what to expect from him.

#6 Jo-Wilfried Tsonga: Lady Gaga. Flamboyant crowd-pleaser
with powerful thighs and a habit of producing the unexpected.

#7 Tomas Berdych: Morrissey. Occasionally capable of brilliance,
but more often producing an absolute stinker and fading back into obscurity.

#8 Mardy Fish: Seasick Steve. Been around the block a good few times,
but only now earning mainstream recognition.

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All Comments

Cara avatarCara2011-12-04
真是胡說八道
Bennie avatarBennie2011-12-08
樓上能解釋一下嗎 因為我除了gaga其他都不認識
Zora avatarZora2011-12-12
Westlife Adele Coldplay都不認識 我覺得樓上比較厲害!!
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2011-12-16
1就怪怪的了= =
Agatha avatarAgatha2011-12-20
FED我比較想用TINA TURNER 比較久XD
Edith avatarEdith2011-12-24
不然就是ROD STEWART...
Ida avatarIda2011-12-28
西城都成軍14年了...
Isabella avatarIsabella2012-01-01
Tsonga:......
Quanna avatarQuanna2012-01-05
so?西成聽過但平常沒聽他看英文沒認出來3樓還真抱歉 沒關心西洋文化室我的錯 科科
Steve avatarSteve2012-01-09
Ingrid avatarIngrid2012-01-12
Tsonga明年在蒙地卡羅可以直接扮成Gaga XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2012-01-16
我覺得對Ferrer的評論根本是在酸Coldplay吧XDDDD
Tracy avatarTracy2012-01-20
有點硬扯...歌手那麼多 感覺很多可以替換 比較像在攻擊或
Ula avatarUla2012-01-24
讚美一些他想提到的人
Jacky avatarJacky2012-01-28
我沒有這個意思啦!!! 二樓你別生氣!!!
Emily avatarEmily2012-02-01
AdeleXDDDD超妙