"The List of Jericho" is missing - 摔角 Wrestle

官方影片 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVooJZQvUf0

官方影片是有剪過的，因此有些地方可能會覺得有點不順

要看全部建議還是看原影片吧。翻譯有些地方還是有翻出來

逐字稿的部分就沒有了(逐字稿是英聽打出來的，沒有很正確，大家隨便看看吧)

部份人名簡化Christ Jericho=Y2J,Kevin Ownes=KO,Seth Rollins=SR
Stephanie McMahon=SM

something that can change the course of wwe.(audience:sparkle crotch*6 )
somebody is stolen The List of Jericho.
(audience:no no no no.) I will not leave this ring,I will not have another
match,I am not gonna have anythingto do backstage,
anything to do with this company until I get my list on my hands.


我有一個可怕的消息要跟大家說，原訂今晚的主賽事，由我和SR還有KO的比賽取消了
觀眾:Booooooooooo~ 原因是因為一件很可怕的事，這足以改變WWE走向
觀眾:sparkle crotch,sparkle crotch,sparkle crotch(註1)
不要鬧啦，我是很認真的，這可以毀掉一個人的生活
有人偷走了Jericho名冊 觀眾:NO NO NO NO NO
我不會離開這個擂台，我不會進行其他賽事，我不會做任何事，直到我找到Jericho名冊


KO:you know I don't know who has the list. frankly I don't care about
the list. but look I know you care so here is I am gonna do,I know you
care and I care about you so here is I am gonna do,I am gonna help you
find the list,we'll find the list together but only once we take care
of SR on our match tonight,so here is what I need you to do I need
stop think about the list. we need to get on the same page.
you understand that what I need you to do.


KO:我不知道名冊在誰那邊，老實說我根本不在乎名冊，不過我在乎你。
我知道你在乎名冊，所以讓我幫你一起找名冊，但是你注意力要放回今晚對SR的賽事，
你需要做的是停止想名冊這事，我們需要達成共識，了解了嗎?



SM:you have triple threat match tonight ,against SR in the main event of
monday night raw you need to get on the same page,stopping so rediculous


SM:(被剪片)你在今晚的RAW有對抗SR的三重威脅戰，我們必須在這件事達成一致，
停止你的荒謬行為


Y2J: what what do you say to me,be rediculous this is the list,there is no
triple threat match. I want the list.


Y2J:你你剛剛說什麼阿，荒謬的行為??? 這可是名冊阿，沒名冊沒比賽啦


SR:hahaha I found the list everybody(SM:OK chris relax,SR you bring that list
right down here to me right now)nah nah nah nah stephan actually I'm glad you
out here.i'm going with the list,it's pretty lengthy,it got a lot of name
on it,Enzo、Seth、sparkle crotch、Bon Jovi but tour the bottom of the list,
there is another name i thought Stephan you've been interesting actually,
it come with explanation says that for putting my best friend inside
hell in a cell Stephanie McMahon.


SR:(被剪片)哈哈哈 大家，我找到名冊囉~
SM:Chris放輕鬆，SR你馬上把名冊給我拿來
SR:nah nah nah Stephanie，事實上我很高興你出來，在這份囉嗦的名冊中有很多名子
像Enzo(註2)、Seth、閃亮小褲褲、邦橋飛，讓我們看到名單最下面，有一個
名子Stephan你應該會感興趣，
在說明欄註明把我最好的朋友放進地獄鐵籠Stephanie McMahon


KO:nonono you are not get away with this one
SR:you should see the last name on this list,my former best frind KO


KO:你沒辦法逃掉的(被剪片)
SR:你應該看看名冊上最後一個名子，我的前好友Kevin Owens


Y2J: you just took too far Rollins ok.KO would never on the list an honorable
a loyal man a best friend would never on the list ok,unless the list is
made by barbarian,stupid idiot like you like Mick Foley like everybody here
in this ring tonight that me say this one more time to you rollins,i want
the list ani want it back now!

Y2J:SR你扯遠了，我永遠不會把我最要好的朋友，最謙遜的KO寫進名冊裡
除非這名冊是由野蠻人，笨蛋白癡的人像你或Mick Foley還是今晚擂台上的其他人
SM:埃，我不是喔
Y2J:對阿，妳除外。讓我再說一次，馬上把我的名冊還來。



SR:i can't like the list,I'm feel nice tonight ,I'm nice guy.but before I do
that I feel like I need to make some alteration to the list actually,maybe
make a new list dedicate to your body, the man literally handed the wwe
universal championship the list dedicate to KO,but Kevin this gonna be a list
by barbarian,stupid idiot this gonna be a list of all the part of your body
will never be the same after you step hell in a cell with me this sunday.
this sunday hell in a cell I'm gonna rip you apart Kevin and when I
Pedigree you through that mate,I'm gonna sent a message to you Stephan and
Triple H I'll stop nothing to take that universal title from you and burn your
whole astonished man to the ground.
so Chris you want your list back come and get it


SR:我喜歡名冊，我今晚感覺不錯，我是好人。但是在我還你之前我想修改一下名冊，
也許在新名冊上寫進KO的身體各部位獻給KO，因為在你踏進地獄鐵籠內之後你的身體就跟
之前不一樣了，KO你之前沒打過鐵牢賽，不過我有喔，厲害吧。名冊第一個我要寫你的背
，要讓你不能站著說你是個男人blablabla，第二個寫你的嘴巴，
經過鐵牢賽讓你不能拍馬屁，我要用Pedigree(註3)撕碎你
我要給Stephan和Triple H一個訊息，在我拿到冠軍腰帶前我是不會停止的。
Chris你要名冊過來拿。


註1:"sparkle crotch"是上周RAW SR嘲笑Y2J幫他取的綽號，暫翻閃亮小褲褲。
註2: Enzo八月初的RAW裡，Y2J叫他Hip-Hop Hobbit(嘻哈哈比人)。
註3: Triple H的終結技，現在由SR繼承。

有點多，最後一段就隨便翻了......
對了後面還有找到名冊的劇情 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrc689p6nA
SR丟在休息室，Braun Strowman撿到，最後有回到Y2J手上
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