Kobe的成功 - NBA

By Belly
at 2015-06-01T01:16

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1LQi0I_e ]

作者: withjs (kkkkk) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] Kobe的成功
時間: Sun May 31 16:02:24 2015

某工程師問Kobe“你為什麼如此成功？”

Kobe反問工程師“你知道洛杉磯凌晨4點的樣子嗎？”

工程師回“知道，通常那時候我還沒睡，怎麼了？”

Kobe“……沒事”

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at 2015-06-01T09:43

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at 2015-06-06T01:34

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at 2015-06-09T01:21

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at 2015-06-13T17:50

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at 2015-06-22T02:18

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at 2015-06-26T05:06

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at 2015-06-27T12:26

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at 2015-07-01T07:15

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at 2015-07-02T19:25

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at 2015-07-05T11:52

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at 2015-07-06T15:52

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at 2015-07-07T00:12

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at 2015-07-10T10:34

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at 2015-07-13T23:16

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at 2015-07-18T12:30

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at 2015-07-20T20:35

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at 2015-07-23T20:02

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at 2015-07-31T23:36

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at 2015-08-02T18:01

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at 2015-08-06T06:52

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at 2015-08-15T23:14

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at 2015-08-18T03:04

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at 2015-08-25T15:57

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at 2015-09-08T15:36

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at 2015-09-10T03:36

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at 2015-09-13T12:51

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at 2015-09-14T11:40

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at 2015-09-19T11:04

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at 2015-09-19T15:12

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at 2015-09-25T03:01

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at 2015-09-25T17:47

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at 2015-09-26T06:00

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at 2015-09-28T19:08

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at 2015-10-02T12:41

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at 2015-10-06T12:17

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at 2015-10-11T09:46

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at 2015-10-11T22:59

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at 2015-10-14T19:40

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at 2015-10-15T15:25

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at 2015-10-16T01:54

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at 2015-10-18T02:49

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at 2015-10-21T11:08

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at 2015-11-23T20:46

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at 2015-11-26T22:24

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at 2015-11-30T20:31

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at 2015-12-03T08:14

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at 2015-12-06T19:10

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at 2015-12-11T16:37

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at 2015-12-15T21:58

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at 2015-12-17T18:39

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at 2015-12-19T23:51

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at 2015-12-21T18:41

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at 2015-12-26T06:17

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at 2015-12-28T00:01

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at 2016-01-01T20:52

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at 2016-01-06T02:35

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at 2016-01-16T04:54

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at 2016-01-20T00:15

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at 2016-01-23T21:27

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at 2016-02-18T22:35

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at 2016-02-27T07:10

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at 2016-02-28T23:07

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at 2016-03-03T05:27

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at 2016-03-06T14:17

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at 2016-03-10T22:06

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at 2016-03-12T08:39

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at 2016-03-12T15:17

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at 2016-03-13T21:35

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at 2016-03-16T09:17

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at 2016-04-10T04:51

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at 2016-04-10T08:38

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at 2016-04-13T23:40

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at 2016-04-16T13:55

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at 2016-04-20T00:45

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at 2016-04-27T18:51

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at 2016-04-28T18:19

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at 2016-04-29T19:21

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at 2016-05-08T19:41

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at 2016-05-17T12:02

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at 2016-05-28T15:58

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at 2016-05-31T08:12

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at 2016-05-31T11:30

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at 2016-06-01T16:11

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at 2016-06-04T13:01

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at 2016-06-10T16:39

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at 2016-06-15T22:51

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at 2016-06-22T19:47

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at 2016-06-25T01:51

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at 2016-06-25T10:52

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at 2016-06-27T11:10

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at 2016-07-01T05:43

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at 2016-07-02T07:48

聽起來比較像是揶揄台灣人....可憐

By Robert
at 2016-07-06T05:13

這工程師是從台灣到LA出差吧

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at 2016-07-06T12:41

爆肝

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at 2016-07-07T17:45

海綿聞kobe來

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at 2016-07-11T18:02

超好笑

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at 2016-07-13T08:05

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at 2016-07-17T21:14

Kobe在哪海綿就在哪

By Enid
at 2016-07-18T19:35

滿好笑的啊XD

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at 2016-07-21T05:16

工程師是有老大懂籃球尼!

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at 2016-07-22T05:11

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at 2016-07-26T01:25

一堆科迷崩潰真爽

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at 2016-07-30T18:13

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at 2016-08-04T10:09

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at 2016-08-07T03:11

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at 2016-08-08T04:42

XDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-08-10T10:18

海寶56到處都在阿八卦版有老大海寶也會出現
joke 看過海寶56很多次了XDDD

By Cara
at 2016-08-12T00:31

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at 2016-08-16T13:08

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at 2016-08-21T12:20

...

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at 2016-08-22T13:00

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at 2016-08-27T11:28

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at 2016-08-30T00:04

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at 2016-09-02T08:42

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at 2016-09-05T16:37

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at 2016-09-06T09:57

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By Adele
at 2016-09-07T21:22

這超好笑

By Kristin
at 2016-09-12T00:35

清流

By Emma
at 2016-09-12T08:47

台灣真的沒救了，這根本就不是在酸老大是在酸台灣
啊

By Harry
at 2016-09-14T19:28

笑惹XDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2016-09-16T14:25

所以這個工程師是成功的嗎？

By Isabella
at 2016-09-18T22:35

有笑有推

By Elvira
at 2016-09-20T09:57

工程師：老大我想打籃球

By Lydia
at 2016-09-24T20:43

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at 2016-09-27T19:07

這篇是在酸輪班星人阿~~~

By Oliver
at 2016-09-28T04:38

廢文走錯了

By Rachel
at 2016-10-01T20:30

重點是啥？

By Noah
at 2016-10-05T02:27

笑翻

By George
at 2016-10-05T14:42

幫推

By Kristin
at 2016-10-09T19:58

好笑又帶著一絲絲辛酸...... Q_Q"

By Doris
at 2016-10-14T13:25

老大掰嗚嗚

By Edith
at 2016-10-16T17:42

R.I.P.

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at 2016-10-18T14:56

Q_Q

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