Kobe：我們整賽季打得像屎抽個榜眼是應 - NBA

By Andrew
at 2015-05-20T09:41

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Kobe：我們整賽季打得像屎抽個榜眼是應該的

5月20日，NBA選秀抽籤大會剛剛結束，例行賽戰績倒數第五的洛杉磯湖人隊抽到了榜眼籤
，Kobe在得知結果後，在推特上發布狀態稱，我們整賽季打得像屎，抽個榜眼是應該的
#lakerluck #goodday。

本賽季，湖人的戰績為21勝61負，西區倒數第二。Kobe一共出場了35次，賽季報銷。

http://sports.ifeng.com/a/20150520/43796804_0.shtml

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By Daph Bay
at 2015-05-20T22:52

老大中肯!!!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-05-23T09:40

我們??????

By James
at 2015-05-24T17:08

尼克:

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-25T16:44

老大:沒抽到狀元已經算便宜你們啦

By Sarah
at 2015-05-28T01:39

我們有什麼問題?

By Una
at 2015-05-28T15:08

裝屎

By Mary
at 2015-05-31T08:19

海綿:不管啦聯盟黑箱

By Candice
at 2015-06-01T08:55

某人持續崩潰看了超爽

By Donna
at 2015-06-05T18:16

就是你打得最像阿

By Sandy
at 2015-06-08T08:50

應該?

By Christine
at 2015-06-12T10:08

中肯。

By William
at 2015-06-16T06:57

37%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

By Poppy
at 2015-06-19T21:54

你K的嘴砲比較像屎

By Susan
at 2015-06-22T17:21

再選個屎再打個屎再抽個屎

By Margaret
at 2015-06-22T22:40

尼克:

By Elvira
at 2015-06-24T05:28

下季選海綿扛C就起飛啦！！

By Steve
at 2015-06-26T07:48

黑箱不意外
榜眼等著領麻繩爆銷了

By Catherine
at 2015-06-29T18:33

老大這麼說,未免太不尊重豪神了！

By Anthony
at 2015-07-02T02:09

WAR比免洗球員還沒貢獻持球卻這麼長絕殺湖人N次
0.37 還敢說我們之後受傷擺爛這算啥一哥沒肩膀

By Brianna
at 2015-07-03T13:53

尼克:那打得像屎又沒抽到叫做.....

By Lily
at 2015-07-04T23:12

新鮮的大腿給我好好搶籃板!

By Agnes
at 2015-07-07T05:22

這時候又我們了明明是某37% 高薪小倫導致

By Jacky
at 2015-07-10T20:31

輪到你來說

By Ina
at 2015-07-12T23:50

XDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2015-07-14T12:05

你的責任最大懂?
只想當英雄投英雄球不敢承擔戰績

By Hardy
at 2015-07-16T02:15

那尼克打成那樣...XD

By Mary
at 2015-07-17T18:29

建議選海綿56 與老大連線一下

By Edwina
at 2015-07-18T08:53

完全沒有扛起勝敗的guts 只剩一張嘴

By Olga
at 2015-07-21T04:49

還不是靠黑箱全力支持海綿

By Jessica
at 2015-07-23T20:53

尼克QQ

By Olga
at 2015-07-25T08:06

雙G雙Z W K S 應該有滿18了吧去找老大教你們奪冠

By John
at 2015-07-28T01:56

黑箱聯盟偏心圖利大都市噁

By Audriana
at 2015-08-02T00:34

自知之明

By Olivia
at 2015-08-06T07:57

對選秀結果崩潰的可以在此篇好好宣洩了哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-10T08:22

BS的帶領下能打好有鬼
抽到榜眼算是bs小小的彌補

By Lydia
at 2015-08-12T19:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2015-08-16T14:54

我們？？？你自己打的那副鳥樣把隊友都拖下水？？？

By Jacky
at 2015-08-20T07:42

好像37%是BS害的一樣XDD

By Oliver
at 2015-08-23T23:58

還不是你佔一堆空間的關係

By Lily
at 2015-08-26T11:09

無腦酸的海綿生物xddddd今天心情有點差

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-29T19:19

所以他受傷後湖人的勝率有比較高嗎?

By Irma
at 2015-09-01T06:47

花幾千萬守開特力

By Jake
at 2015-09-03T12:58

bs沒抽到狀元其實就算失敗了

By Zanna
at 2015-09-05T19:17

原來Kobe不打湖人就起飛了啊戰績差都他害的

By Noah
at 2015-09-09T07:31

翻譯：我湖下一季會打得連屎都不如要抽狀元啦

By Zanna
at 2015-09-09T21:18

海綿寶寶。崩潰

By Kyle
at 2015-09-11T09:45

因為前面KOBE帶領下爛到底了所以後面受傷就是直

By Cara
at 2015-09-14T21:56

Kobe打得超爛還敢講只會抱腿偷MVP fmvp

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-14T22:59

老大+JC+榜眼

By Annie
at 2015-09-17T13:25

還不都你害的

By Anthony
at 2015-09-20T14:46

接擺爛了有跟都知道BS那啥鬼調度根本想輸
所以請不要再說KOBE受傷戰績有比較好這種話了

By Erin
at 2015-09-24T03:57

有老大也只能打得像屎

By Sandy
at 2015-09-27T08:07

BS:多謝稱讚

By Queena
at 2015-09-30T17:17

就是因為選了Lin

By Leila
at 2015-10-02T02:54

他受傷等於球隊2400萬空間報廢你還要求什麼勝率

By Eartha
at 2015-10-02T19:04

大推海綿

By Kama
at 2015-10-04T08:44

佔一堆空間還鬥走mike brown 這種人你說他偉大？
推海綿

By Wallis
at 2015-10-08T04:16

#LAODA#又出來#搶#版面

By Quintina
at 2015-10-10T19:24

0.37 也好意思說我們? 這賽季絕殺隊伍好幾次

By Charlie
at 2015-10-11T21:54

Kobe今年打球只想洗分破紀錄破完馬上傷退超明顯

By Edith
at 2015-10-15T01:21

沒有kobe的湖人更好更強氣氛超好

By Erin
at 2015-10-17T22:21

講得跟自己一點關係都沒有一樣, 根本毒瘤

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-18T02:07

某人持續崩潰

By Margaret
at 2015-10-21T21:44

還好你受傷沒辦法打完，不然就變拉稀

By Oscar
at 2015-10-25T21:07

這季沒拚到狀元,下一季繼續努力嚕!

By John
at 2015-10-30T06:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2015-10-31T19:36

老大續約5年我湖連抽5狀元

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-04T09:58

最臭的就是你

By Hedy
at 2015-11-05T08:31

其實還蠻好笑的 XD 老大也只剩最後一年了

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-08T21:27

欸欸LBJ23你跟你偶像的觀念牴觸了快修改一下

By Cara
at 2015-11-11T16:03

打得最像屎的~不就是那均分20多~命中率只有37的摳鼻

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-11-12T05:10

哈哈這屎不就是二個布萊恩搞基聯手拉出來的~

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-14T09:07

我們(X),我(O)

By Rachel
at 2015-11-18T16:06

霸氣外漏

By Emma
at 2015-11-20T08:46

明年湖人最少進西冠，加上市場大魚進補，老大退休前
有望再拿二連霸，海放左蹲，成為新籃球之神。

By Joe
at 2015-11-21T03:05

kobe講得很中肯阿是噓啥?

By Kyle
at 2015-11-24T06:10

繼續崩潰吧

By Tracy
at 2015-11-29T00:50

老大！！！！！！！！！！！！

By Oliver
at 2015-11-29T23:47

老大是屎，隊友是衛生紙

By Valerie
at 2015-12-03T18:51

什麼叫"我們" 就你出手最多還想分攤給隊友
也難怪輸了就叫別人領繩還噴隊友是衛生紙

By Delia
at 2015-12-07T03:31

尼克:我們打得像屎,也真的爛的像屎,為什麼我沒有QQ

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-09T11:15

老大拉個屎也是中肯啦，老大萬歲～

By Callum
at 2015-12-11T08:16

你們？

By Queena
at 2015-12-13T23:21

你就承認你是其中一陀吧

By Audriana
at 2015-12-15T10:05

因為妳是馬桶

By Tom
at 2015-12-15T11:33

XDD 老大比BS還坦阿

By Tom
at 2015-12-18T04:30

快來這發洩

By Isabella
at 2015-12-23T01:25

老大!!!!!!XDD

By Carol
at 2015-12-27T19:29

應該你老X,榜眼給國王啊

By Valerie
at 2015-12-29T06:51

湖人沒抽到6號簽,某迷不爽,老大這篇剛好讓他們發洩

By Freda
at 2015-12-31T21:14

Silentbob還裝不知道跟LBJ23科粉反串詹迷一搭一唱

By Candice
at 2016-01-04T14:56

這嘴臉有夠難看

By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-05T15:54

你自己降薪就有狀元啦!!! 看要哪梯的狀元都會來

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-05T20:11

海綿持續崩潰中!BS擺明就是來抽籤的!

By Lucy
at 2016-01-08T02:42

隊友是衛生紙專擦老大這坨屎

By Puput
at 2016-01-09T10:00

58132000

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-13T15:49

屎王…

By Olive
at 2016-01-15T18:37

KB: 選個來幫我撿子彈的剛好

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-16T07:26

因為有你打鐵,當然

By Linda
at 2016-01-21T01:53

就算抽到狀元有老柯在下季坐穩爐主

By Elma
at 2016-01-23T07:22

我們? 我還差不多, 隊友看到應該很幹

By Regina
at 2016-01-25T15:45

毒瘤

By David
at 2016-01-29T17:21

爽

By Ivy
at 2016-02-02T03:47

不管說什麼都有人要酸XDDD

By Lucy
at 2016-02-04T13:13

一堆湖迷扯海棉幹麻好像你們明年一定打西冠可以
嗆人了一樣XD

By Tom
at 2016-02-08T11:01

就他最屎

By Emma
at 2016-02-11T10:24

嘴巴跟屎一樣臭欸!

By Necoo
at 2016-02-16T07:29

老人話多

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-20T18:24

在西區要進季後有老大在還是很難

By Hedy
at 2016-02-21T04:37

純噓kobe

By Sarah
at 2016-02-24T05:09

老大霸氣外露

By Queena
at 2016-02-27T05:34

海棉勒選時刻神隱跟主子真像

By Jack
at 2016-03-02T16:26

幹嘛這樣罵自己....

By Isabella
at 2016-03-06T23:25

某人還在崩？

By Audriana
at 2016-03-08T08:09

老大:我們整隊像屎....

By Donna
at 2016-03-10T07:39

其實已經很多季打的都像屎、按這邏輯應該給你3個狀
元

By Harry
at 2016-03-13T19:32

不然難道要像有人主子斷腿嗎
而且神隱被打臉的次數我連吐你都懶得吐了
反正有人還是無視繼續酸可憐哈哈

By Necoo
at 2016-03-18T14:21

擺爛擺成這樣還敢說

By Belly
at 2016-03-22T04:48

XDDD

By Rae
at 2016-03-22T18:44

紙巾一哥 ???

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-26T04:04

榜眼慘了，要被電了

By Kristin
at 2016-03-29T17:29

某人像屎要紙巾軍團幫忙擦這不是季中就講過了

By Harry
at 2016-03-31T14:12

看到這個發言只好怒噓

By Isla
at 2016-04-02T16:28

這的確是中肯湖人這表現不是屎那什麼是屎呢

By Zenobia
at 2016-04-07T06:12

是你本季打的像屎

By Agnes
at 2016-04-12T00:24

恩 kobe打的像其他人正常表現比kobe在戰績還爛到
底是在污辱誰啊真妙

By Kristin
at 2016-04-14T03:56

老大！！！！！屎！！！！！

By Linda
at 2016-04-19T02:29

本季打的最像屎的就是你

By James
at 2016-04-21T20:42

泥克隊婊示：

By Wallis
at 2016-04-26T11:35

居功厥偉

By Caitlin
at 2016-04-29T01:05

呃

By Blanche
at 2016-04-29T09:01

對老大來說，選一隻大腿來撿子彈當然是應該的

By Kyle
at 2016-05-04T00:28

老大

By Necoo
at 2016-05-07T14:59

你打的也跟屎一樣同意

By Yedda
at 2016-05-09T04:14

老大的球隊等於一人球隊，一人球隊打的像屎.老大像?

By Eden
at 2016-05-13T17:48

湖人沒老大時不是不想贏是不能贏

By Jack
at 2016-05-18T05:28

你就是哪團屎的領袖

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-19T23:20

你看看BS那鬼神調度

By Zora
at 2016-05-22T01:07

打的爛切割抽到好籤變我們

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-26T08:06

老大霸氣

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-29T04:19

鼻哥就最大那坨阿

By Iris
at 2016-05-31T08:29

他又沒說不是酸民在激動甚麼

By Rosalind
at 2016-06-05T08:07

kobe講得很中肯阿是噓啥?

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-06T18:36

#playlikeshit

By Steve
at 2016-06-08T12:34

有請肯德基像屎大大

By Steve
at 2016-06-09T23:37

J.Okafor若進湖人，2K16籃板能力鐵定升級

By Freda
at 2016-06-13T06:32

幹，我還想說湖人會抽到第六以後的順位

By Candice
at 2016-06-16T04:17

整天屎跟衛生紙難怪比賽打的跟落賽ㄧ樣

By Rebecca
at 2016-06-20T03:56

小克 LIN ED打得這麼拼誰跟你我們啊 37%歷年最爛
像屎的是你吧

By Tracy
at 2016-06-23T13:52

反正他要退了未來這個新人是好是壞也不關他的事吧

By Jacob
at 2016-06-24T00:59

老大功勞很大啊！！！！

By Andy
at 2016-06-28T21:54

We played like crap這很常用的詞，翻像屎很像大陸

By Rosalind
at 2016-06-30T13:04

直翻的用詞。正常翻應該就打得很糟糕。基本上這詞很

By Hedwig
at 2016-07-04T12:45

常在體育界出現。

By Catherine
at 2016-07-08T02:14

老大！！！！！！！！！！

By Ida
at 2016-07-09T00:58

Chris Bosh Apologized to His Teammates for Play

By Candice
at 2016-07-09T02:08

Like Crap Recently 大概像這樣，在直翻的屎上做文
章其實沒什麼必要。

By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-11T03:32

當然如果對文句的用法和意思沒興趣只想從中取樂，那
也請便

By Elma
at 2016-07-16T01:28

投籃很糟要說I shoot like crap也可以

By Kumar
at 2016-07-19T04:08

A piece of shxt...

By Candice
at 2016-07-20T20:27

酸酸英文不好又不會看原文，樓上不要這樣好嗎

By Franklin
at 2016-07-21T01:35

噁心還有臉說這種話球隊爛都是因為你
團隊破壞者只想要大腿來球隊否則吹密

By Queena
at 2016-07-22T15:47

本來就屎講實話玻離心受不了喔

By Delia
at 2016-07-23T18:16

你是有打到幾場膩還敢講

By Linda
at 2016-07-25T19:29

kobelikeshit 老大喜歡啪打

By Victoria
at 2016-07-26T01:00

應該說他們打得像屎我們？老大您不是只有領薪水嗎

By Elvira
at 2016-07-26T17:11

某人難道不該水桶個一年嗎

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-31T00:25

屎屍般的表現

By Xanthe
at 2016-07-31T19:01

0.37的又愛自幹還敢說去打棒球或許可以當打擊王啦

By Ursula
at 2016-08-04T23:25

.......

By Zora
at 2016-08-09T22:09

Like shix

By Kumar
at 2016-08-11T01:37

前面有衛生紙，後面來坨屎，看K性格，翻的很到位啊

By Regina
at 2016-08-13T20:36

自婊

By Carol
at 2016-08-14T04:22

霸氣

By Candice
at 2016-08-16T16:15

也選不到什麼好貨啦

By Eden
at 2016-08-17T04:42

之前說隊友像紙巾很明顯屎在說誰

By Ursula
at 2016-08-17T17:14

屎就你自己而已

By Belly
at 2016-08-21T08:42

又是衛生紙又是屎改叫洛杉磯茅坑隊吧

By Kristin
at 2016-08-25T13:35

苦鱉!!!!!

By Andrew
at 2016-08-29T13:10

LA likeshit

By William
at 2016-09-02T23:38

抽到誰都一樣爛爛隊就是爛隊

By Edwina
at 2016-09-04T01:56

沒打還可以酸隊友，我也是醉了

By Noah
at 2016-09-07T15:10

湖人戰績這麼差，這樣說有什麼問題嗎？

By Tracy
at 2016-09-07T19:56

他也沒說自己打得好啊

By Heather
at 2016-09-12T12:33

明年再搶一次狀元,然後老大退休,重建完成

By Daniel
at 2016-09-14T20:30

Bs:知道我的厲害了吧

By Regina
at 2016-09-15T09:33

是你打的像屎吧

By Joe
at 2016-09-20T05:27

紙巾王朝

By Heather
at 2016-09-23T05:40

標準自己打不好嫌隊友爛

By Brianna
at 2016-09-24T23:20

隨便啦，抽到榜眼94爽啦

By Delia
at 2016-09-29T01:51

啦幫賤屎：叫我？

By Sarah
at 2016-09-30T11:11

lakerslikeshit 還沒人註冊

By Queena
at 2016-10-02T19:16

76跟尼克就活該XDDD

By Ethan
at 2016-10-06T01:39

Kobe一共貢獻了35坨，賽季報銷。 LYS

By Callum
at 2016-10-08T19:18

整季打的像bs

By Blanche
at 2016-10-08T22:51

瑪麗隔壁咧一半爛你打的絕殺沒一次成功

By Christine
at 2016-10-12T11:01

海綿不共戴天的人又講話了

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-10-15T00:51

自己就是個領2000多的屎王啊

By Dora
at 2016-10-16T01:42

放話王是打多好

By Emily
at 2016-10-16T06:18

終於知道自己屎了

By Dinah
at 2016-10-17T16:48

爽抽榜眼啦ㄏㄏㄏ

By Aaliyah
at 2016-10-21T17:51

海綿崩潰就是爽

By Mason
at 2016-10-24T18:04

你也是其中一陀

By Edith
at 2016-10-25T14:15

骸棉別再崩潰好嗎，每天都在秀下限

By Sandy
at 2016-10-26T11:24

海綿持續崩潰中

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-27T02:53

抽個大腿再開紫金盛世

By Damian
at 2016-10-31T23:49

酸民崩潰

By Enid
at 2016-11-05T12:23

你打的跟屎一樣

By Andrew
at 2016-11-08T05:46

領得錢最多還好意思講這種話

By Bennie
at 2016-11-09T23:37

不記錄一下她出場的勝率多少嗎?

By Rachel
at 2016-11-14T22:35

之前還衛生紙現在直接變屎了XD 不愧是37% 的霸氣

By Kama
at 2016-11-16T00:05

還不是因為你！ㄘㄋㄇ

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-17T08:31

老大少說了2個字是整賽季「刻意」打的像屎

By Linda
at 2016-11-18T11:37

他自己就是最大的那坨

By Hazel
at 2016-11-20T11:24

他自己就是最大的那坨

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-11-23T04:11

抽到榜眼老大可以再戰三年！！！

By Ula
at 2016-11-26T18:38

抽到好籤噓

By Liam
at 2016-11-30T07:13

Lakerslikeshit

By Daniel
at 2016-12-01T09:23

酸酸到底在崩潰什麼?

By Ursula
at 2016-12-06T05:56

又老又貴

By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-08T12:15

推海綿哥！但希望不要抽到屎不然kobe沒理由怪人
了

By Agnes
at 2016-12-11T09:28

豪豪:衛生紙來了~~

By Erin
at 2016-12-12T07:46

剛好而已啦

By Heather
at 2016-12-13T03:03

kfclikes...

By Dorothy
at 2016-12-13T12:55

這不是天作之合嗎？隊友像衛生紙，而自己像屎

By Linda
at 2016-12-17T14:36

0.37

By Megan
at 2016-12-21T04:09

多虧了你～不然這屎還拉不出來

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