KI除三害 - NBA

By Olivia
at 2022-11-05T17:34

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※ [本文轉錄自 NBA 看板 #1ZPW3Yij ]

作者: c27932589 (bloodyblues) 看板: NBA
標題: [討論] KI除三害
時間: Sat Nov 5 14:21:20 2022

如題
大家都知道周處除三害的故事嗎？總之就是周處人很爛，跟老虎、大蛟並稱三害；有天他
看到村民不開心就跑去除三害，殺了老虎又跑去追殺大蛟，追殺三天三夜沒回村，村民以
為他跟大蛟同歸於盡很開心，他回來後發現這樣於是痛定思痛，成為一個更好的人，

周處之後在晉朝任官，忠貞愛國、清廉正直，彈劾眾官引起不滿；在氐羌民族起義後被陷
害而被迫出討，之後因為被命以五千兵力攻擊七萬敵兵而戰死沙場，死後被追贈平西將軍
，晉元帝上任後追封諡為清流亭孝侯

而本文主角KI最近先跟西門說了「Shoot It Ben！」，讓他心靈創傷引發膝痛，排完果然
拿了一勝

https://i.imgur.com/tinsP4V.jpg

之後氣氛Nash，不聽他的戰術打自己的，贏球也不對Nash做出任何回應，成功逼走Nash

https://i.imgur.com/vWj1WmO.jpg

現在自己被禁賽後，KD單人帶隊大勝巫師42分，+-值+35，彷彿全身都輕鬆了起來，團隊
間的化學效應也變的更加流暢

https://i.imgur.com/w6Jfvrw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KqkAm4J.jpg

所以之後的劇情應該是：KI回來後發現籃網連勝，大家笑呵呵的，談論著少了他隊伍變的
多有凝聚力，於是痛定思痛成為一個更好的人，之後總冠軍賽面對湖人，KI雖然受傷，但
籃網成功拿下總冠軍

https://i.imgur.com/DhgAOJz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JHUcvA1.jpg

Tags: NBA

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By Megan
at 2022-11-06T12:18

笑死有料

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-11-07T07:02

可惡我嘴角不自覺上揚了

By Andy
at 2022-11-08T01:46

其實蠻好笑的

By Audriana
at 2022-11-08T00:56

我先

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-11-08T19:40

最後連自己都除，這點跟周處還真像

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有料

By Quanna
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑死

By Damian
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有點好笑

By Andrew
at 2022-11-08T19:40

我前面這麼認真的看你居然說總冠軍賽面對湖人
這部分太唬爛了

By Edwina
at 2022-11-08T00:56

之後總冠軍賽面對湖人 ?????

By Queena
at 2022-11-08T19:40

nets就這樣放一個ki顧飲水機還打進季後就好笑了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-11-08T00:56

好笑在哪

By Yuri
at 2022-11-08T19:40

KI: 原來我就是那第三害......

By Sandy
at 2022-11-08T00:56

不要浪費才能

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T19:40

左轉ez

By Freda
at 2022-11-08T00:56

我後來才知道周處是三國人 -.-

By Eden
at 2022-11-08T19:40

KI真的也是害XDDD

By Erin
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有料欸

By Connor
at 2022-11-08T19:40

打不進比較慘還是打進了又被4-0掃出來比較慘

By Franklin
at 2022-11-08T00:56

先是七宗罪接著周處除三害籃網真的有料

By John
at 2022-11-08T19:40

選圖很用心是籃網真愛粉

By Kumar
at 2022-11-08T00:56

又在偷臭誰

By Valerie
at 2022-11-08T19:40

心靈創傷引發背痛？膝傷寫成背痛，意圖帶啥風向

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-11-08T00:56

到底是三小XD

By Lydia
at 2022-11-08T19:40

這個不錯. 有87分

By Yedda
at 2022-11-08T00:56

最後總冠軍賽打湖人是笑點

By Robert
at 2022-11-08T19:40

連傷哪都能亂編還是去個版創作給同溫層看吧

By Dinah
at 2022-11-08T00:56

Nba周處

By Gary
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有笑有推XDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2022-11-08T00:56

總冠軍賽面對湖人這句最好笑湖網對決夢幻成真

By Bennie
at 2022-11-08T19:40

U文

By Mason
at 2022-11-08T00:56

三害：白人猶太人偽黑人

By Kama
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有笑有推

By Kyle
at 2022-11-08T00:56

新暱稱誕生

By Mary
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有梗給推

By Dorothy
at 2022-11-08T00:56

別以為我沒發現你用紅字標羌族，所以才說遇上湖人

By Iris
at 2022-11-08T19:40

現代周處用心良苦

By Queena
at 2022-11-08T00:56

U質

By Puput
at 2022-11-08T19:40

https://i.imgur.com/IhVG9Kf.jpg 可以轉戰油土伯

By Una
at 2022-11-08T00:56

照這個方法現在的老詹也需要了QQ

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑了

By Xanthe
at 2022-11-08T00:56

自己也除自己了，真的是NBA周處

By Frederica
at 2022-11-08T19:40

Nash那張照片好可怕

By Wallis
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有笑有推

By Daph Bay
at 2022-11-08T19:40

無關板旨了吧

By Kelly
at 2022-11-08T00:56

圖選的不錯，但感覺你會被桶

By Eden
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有笑

By Doris
at 2022-11-08T00:56

ki粉又要森七七了，給推

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T19:40

哈哈有笑有推

By Andy
at 2022-11-08T00:56

不要擅自替KI發聲好嗎！？

By Irma
at 2022-11-08T19:40

無聊

By Frederic
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死 XDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2022-11-08T19:40

總之我是信了

By Emily
at 2022-11-08T00:56

我開始相信你了

By Jake
at 2022-11-08T19:40

By Rebecca
at 2022-11-08T00:56

XDDDD

By Ida
at 2022-11-08T19:40

籃網可以出寓言故事集了

By Oscar
at 2022-11-08T00:56

可以啊

By Susan
at 2022-11-08T19:40

By Jacob
at 2022-11-08T00:56

犧牲小我完成大我

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有料

By Zora
at 2022-11-08T00:56

大家都錯怪KI了 XD

By Donna
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-11-08T00:56

最後的貢獻是把自己除掉

By Robert
at 2022-11-08T19:40

再說笑吧，籃網跟湖人連附加賽都不一定有了

By George
at 2022-11-08T00:56

選圖笑死 XD

By Ophelia
at 2022-11-08T19:40

這個不能不推

By Emma
at 2022-11-08T00:56

瘋起來連自己都除

By Quanna
at 2022-11-08T19:40

周處是東吳那邊出來的

By Genevieve
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死

By Hazel
at 2022-11-08T19:40

到湖人之前都很合哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2022-11-08T00:56

虧你想得到XD 給推

By Mary
at 2022-11-08T19:40

最後如果真的湖網對決的話全世界媒體都不用睡覺了
NBA還有湖人籃網兩個球團全部數錢數到笑呵呵

By Cara
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有梗

By Heather
at 2022-11-08T19:40

KI大智慧

By George
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有料

By Olga
at 2022-11-08T19:40

連自己都處理的男人

By Donna
at 2022-11-08T00:56

所以KI之後會被陷害帶一堆雜魚打總冠軍賽

By Sandy
at 2022-11-08T19:40

然後大傷報銷結束生涯嗎

By Dinah
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死 XD

By Michael
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑死導演4你

By Connor
at 2022-11-08T00:56

廢到笑給推

By Delia
at 2022-11-08T19:40

那結局應該是總冠軍賽籃網6人輪替最後沒體力輸掉

By Carol
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死了

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-11-08T19:40

最後氐羌民族還是被晉朝平定了所以籃網會贏

By Bethany
at 2022-11-08T00:56

做夢

By Ingrid
at 2022-11-08T19:40

鄱陽太守周魴之子，當到建威將軍領5千兵打7萬氐羌兵

By Ula
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑點是糊人嗎？

By Anthony
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有笑有推

By Caroline
at 2022-11-08T00:56

湖人是胡人？

By Hazel
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有喔真的給你用到這典故

By Aaliyah
at 2022-11-08T00:56

Meh

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T19:40

打贏個弱隊就高潮了，下一場被我牛虐要出來講嗎

By Belly
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死這篇可以

By Ophelia
at 2022-11-08T19:40

If 劇本笑死了

By Kristin
at 2022-11-08T00:56

還不錯

By Ina
at 2022-11-08T19:40

自以為幽默

By Kama
at 2022-11-08T00:56

這部甚麼時候上映我要去看

By Zanna
at 2022-11-08T19:40

歷史小教室

By Franklin
at 2022-11-08T00:56

KD 那張在地上擦地板的是誰

By Agnes
at 2022-11-08T19:40

周處是三國後期人孔明過世後兩年周處才出生

By Adele
at 2022-11-08T00:56

個人覺得周處最後戰死某方面來說是被邪惡的文人害的

By Gilbert
at 2022-11-08T19:40

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Belly
at 2022-11-08T00:56

思想還一堆人推
*三小

By Thomas
at 2022-11-08T19:40

反正我是信了

By Daniel
at 2022-11-08T00:56

心靈創傷引發膝痛讚

By Connor
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有笑有推

By Michael
at 2022-11-08T00:56

笑死，很會選照片XD

By Emma
at 2022-11-08T19:40

籃網故事屋，七宗罪和除三害，中西文化都有

By Audriana
at 2022-11-08T00:56

維骨力不只有效,而且還有三效

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑了

By Joseph
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有料XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2022-11-08T19:40

之後總冠軍賽面對湖人??

By Robert
at 2022-11-08T00:56

可以XD

By Dora
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑死

By Eden
at 2022-11-08T00:56

納什那個嘴臉XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2022-11-08T19:40

有梗

By Jake
at 2022-11-08T00:56

你納什麼嘴臉

By Joe
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑死

By Odelette
at 2022-11-08T00:56

有料XDDD

By Carol
at 2022-11-08T19:40

原來我誤會KI了

By Agatha
at 2022-11-08T00:56

KI除三害 XDD

By Ursula
at 2022-11-08T19:40

我覺得這標題可以當板標了
反正也沒新梗了

By Hedy
at 2022-11-08T00:56

合理

By Susan
at 2022-11-08T19:40

笑死

By Ursula
at 2022-11-08T00:56

好久沒有這種文了

By Ursula
at 2022-11-08T19:40

轉個EZ板留存

By Isabella
at 2022-11-08T00:56

剛發完這篇就被桶30天了笑死

By Madame
at 2022-11-08T19:40

沒關係啦 30天後又是一條好漢
發文本來就很容易中標像我乖乖躲在推文裡亂就好

By Jack
at 2022-11-08T00:56

不然在EZ板發文也是可以這邊比較溫馨

By Selena
at 2022-11-08T19:40

沒事我是打不死的小強

By Edwina
at 2022-11-08T00:56

當然來

By David
at 2022-11-08T19:40

閒聊文來這邊比較安全啦

By Tracy
at 2022-11-08T00:56

好奇NBA板什麼時候開始禁止閒聊文的，我以前也在那
邊發過閒聊文，結果沒事

By Quintina
at 2022-11-08T19:40

我也不發文在推噓文亂

By Frederic
at 2022-11-08T00:56

閒聊來EZ一陣子了，那時候希望可以分流

By Anthony
at 2022-11-08T19:40

原文還是被版主砍了還好有轉過來

KI除三害 - NBA

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