Gael Clichy What If? - 阿森納兵工廠足球俱樂部 Arsenal Football Club

…you were invisible for a day, what would you do？
假設你能隱形一天, 你會作什麼？

I would go to Selfridges and do my shopping.
I'd be invisible so no-one would see me if I decided not to pay！

我會去Selfridges百貨公司血拚,
如果我不想付錢也沒關係, 因為沒人看得見我。

…you were Prime Minister, what would you changes？
假設你是總理, 你會作什麼改革？

Everything to make people more happy.

任何事, 只要能讓我的人民更開心。

…you found 1,000P in the street, what would you do?
假設你在街上撿到1千英鎊, 你會怎麼作？

I'd give it to someone who needed it.

我會捐給需要的人。

…your house was on fire, what three things would you save？
假設你的房子失火了, 你會救那三樣物品？

My car, my clothes and a picture of my family.

我的車子、衣服和一張家人的照片。

…you could be an animal, what would it be？
假設你能變成動物, 你會想變成什麼？

A lion because it's the king！

獅子, 因為他是萬獸之王！

…you weren't a footballer, what would you like to do？
假設你不是足球員, 你會想從事什麼？

I think I would like to be in the army.
My sister is in the army so I think I would have done the same.

我想我會從軍, 我會選擇跟我姊姊一樣從軍為國服務。

…you had to draw something with a pen and pencil, what would it be？
假設你得用鉛筆和原子筆作畫, 你會畫什麼？

My dream house.

我會畫出我夢想中的房子。

…you had a superpower, what would it be？
假設你擁有超能力, 你希望是什麼樣的能力？

To fly
我想要飛~~~ (http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=zGDqTClWr8k)

…you could improve one aspect of your game？
假設你能增強足球場上的某一頂能力, 你希望是什麼？

Everything but if it has to be just one thing, it would be in the air.
全部, 如果只能選一樣, 那就"制高的能力"。

…your could ban one type of food？
假設你有權取締一種食品, 你會禁止什麼？


McDonalds.
I like it but try to avoid it so if I could ban it that would be good for me.

麥當勞, 我愛麥當勞速食, 但我會盡量克制自己不去吃,
所以如果我能取締這項食品, 我會比較好過。

…you went to a dress party, what would you wear？
假設你受邀參加化妝舞會, 你會穿什麼？

I'd probably go as the boss and wear an Arsenal tracksuit！

我會假份教授穿著槍手的運動服出席。 (溫格：臭小子!)

…you could sign any player in world football for Arsenal？
假設你能為兵工廠簽下任何球員, 你會簽誰？

Romario. http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=p_CtDbZJHpo

…you were a teacher, what would you teach？
假設你是一位老師, 你會想教什麼課程？

History.

歷史。 (孩子, PE比較適合你)

…you could achieve anything in football, what would it be？
假設你能在足球界出人頭地, 你希望能達成什麼成就？

To be the best left-back in the world.

我想要成為海賊王! 不對, 是全世界最棒的左後衛!
(Maldini：想超越我? 練個十年再來吧你!)

…you could star in a famous film, who would you be？
假設你能主演某一熱門電影, 你會選擇那一部？

The Bone Collector with Angelina Jolie and Denzal Washington
as they're my favourite actress and actor.

我希望能和安潔莉娜裘莉與安佐華盛頓一起演出<人骨拼圖>,
他們兩個是我最欣賞的影星。

…you could be any pop star, who would it be？
假設你能成為流行巨星, 你會選擇當那一位偶像？

Michael Jackson. (但千萬別學他把小孩吊在陽台)

…you could only take one thing to a desert island, what would it be？
假設你只能帶一頂物品到荒島, 你會帶什麼？

A football.
一顆足球。 (太遜了, 如果是我, 我會帶7-11去, 吃喝不愁)

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