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Monday, June 17, 2013

For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Ming Wrong

Posted by el duque at 7:26 PM

I understand why we let him go. If you love someone, and you are destined to
only bring pain to them - like Lon Chaney or that Wolverine guy in the X-men
movies - it's the only thing you can do.

So we let Chien-Ming Wang go to Toronto - we just sat there at the kitchen
table, trying not to cry, staring into the whiskey bottle, while he filled
his duffel, walked to the door, turned one last time to give us a smile...
and marched out of our lives.

And we have sucked door knobs ever since.

Two weeks ago, we were so knee-deep in pitching that we didn't even make Wang
a counter offer. Nope. We had Vidal Nuno (now injured), Adam Warren (now in
Scranton) and the emerging nation known as Michael Pineda (who pitched really
well in his simulated game, I mean, Cashman says he was dealing, it might
have been a shutout, one of the finest simulated games pitched all year, a
quality start, no doubt) and we have Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Wow.
That sounds like something Jack Nicholson would type in a Stephen King movie.
Chris Bootcheck as our long man... Chris Bootcheck as our long man.Chris
Bootcheck as our long man.Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as
our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long
man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris
Bootcheck as our long man.

Sorry about that. What the? I can't escape the font! IT'S HAPPENED: I'm stuck
in a Stephen King movie! It's called "WANGSTARTER." It's about a pitcher who
makes a deal with the devil; he'll make a comeback with his old team, but
they throw him overboard, and he comes back as a ghost to cut off their
heads. Wait: That's no movie. That's it. That's now. Chris Bootcheck IS our
long man. And Chien-Ming Wang last night threw seven shutout innings for
Toronto. Seven shutout innings. We should have him. Everybody knows this. He
should be pitching for us. God knows this. Everybody knows this. We watched
him pack his bags. We watched him walk out the door. We ran to the window and
watched the cab take him to the airport. Why didn't somebody say something?
Why didn't somebody stop him? Swept in Oakland. Nearly swept in Anaheim.

We're never going to get another shot at Chien-Ming Wang making a comeback
with the Yankees. Chris Bootcheck is our long man.

Chris Bootcheck is our long man.
Chris Bootcheck is our long man.
Chris Bootcheck is our long man.
Chris Bootcheck is our long man.

簡單翻譯：我們應該擁有王，他才剛幫多倫多投了7局無失分的比賽，但我們現在只有
Chris Bootcheck當我們的長中繼............

我懷疑這老外也是我們PTT的鄉民~~

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