Ellington加盟籃網 - NBA

By Christine
at 2015-07-10T01:05

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湖人SG Wayne Ellington與籃網簽約 1年1.5M
上季場均10分3.2籃板... 但球季末段因傷休兵

其實今年籃網也默默補了不少便宜堪用拼圖
反倒是湖人舊人快跑光了......

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A：最近聽到一個劈腿女的故事，真讓人生氣。

B：怎麼了？

A：一個女生因為常被男朋友罵笨蛋，所以想分手，還跑去相親，結果遇到個高富帥，
不僅體貼呵護，還承諾房子在她名下，錢也給她管，雙方很快宣布要結婚，場地都訂了。

B：然後呢？為什麼令人生氣。

A：結果這個女生在婚禮前一天跑了，還找不到人，據說前男友跑去求復合，高富帥
都快哭了，卻連女生在哪都找不到，電話也不接，前男友還一直不斷在FB發文貼圖炫耀
"她在我床上"/"我們在玩大老二唷"/今晚我要住她家不讓她睡"。然後隔天女生跟前男友
復合跑去登記結婚，高富帥還是連絡不上她，據說跟姐妹淘去渡假了，帖子都發了耶！

B：真的太過分了吧！這個女的叫什麼名字，我要好好記住！

A：DeAndre Jordan。

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All Comments

By Sandy
at 2015-07-13T21:31

簽名檔正確

By Oscar
at 2015-07-17T20:47

簽名檔好快!!

By Isla
at 2015-07-21T07:13

湖人被挖光光

By Brianna
at 2015-07-22T03:56

湖人已經有Dlo,JC,Lou,後場很滿了

By Erin
at 2015-07-25T00:00

簽名檔讚!!!XDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-26T01:17

簽名檔XDDD

By Regina
at 2015-07-29T05:21

你是來秀簽名檔的吧

By Tracy
at 2015-08-01T11:03

故事改寫90分

By Puput
at 2015-08-02T23:53

笑死了XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2015-08-05T10:42

你是想秀簽名檔吧XDD

By Hazel
at 2015-08-07T00:29

熱騰騰的簽名檔出爐啦XDDD

By Olga
at 2015-08-08T17:40

現代啟示錄

By Hedy
at 2015-08-08T23:30

要射手還有個Jabari Brown

By Poppy
at 2015-08-09T13:07

姊妹淘還發推特

By Hazel
at 2015-08-12T15:40

我看簽名檔的時間比內文還久XD

By Quanna
at 2015-08-13T17:58

黃蜂搶季後賽名額的勁敵

By Donna
at 2015-08-18T15:13

XDDDDDDDD玩大老二

By Audriana
at 2015-08-22T07:18

簽名檔酷欸~XD

By Jack
at 2015-08-24T12:17

簽名檔OK!

By Hedy
at 2015-08-26T13:22

也不能說湖人被挖光光是那些球員湖人本來就沒多想
留

By Quintina
at 2015-08-27T15:13

簽名檔才是正文XD

By Oscar
at 2015-08-29T10:48

有笑有推

By Madame
at 2015-08-30T13:16

所以高富帥是 CP25

By Carol
at 2015-09-02T05:39

簽名檔比內文長XD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-04T13:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2015-09-04T23:42

簽名檔 XDDD

By Oliver
at 2015-09-06T11:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-08T22:40

這個女的還有一堆腦殘粉絲追蹤說他不是有心的只是
跟隨心中的方向而已覺得溫馨

By Wallis
at 2015-09-12T01:37

簽名檔XDDDD

By Noah
at 2015-09-13T08:28

可是這個女的無腦但很正呀兩個男的搶得要死

By Aaliyah
at 2015-09-15T12:06

男朋友還用名言佳句讚頌那個女的

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-18T11:34

前男友除了感情攻勢外也有更多銀彈這結局不意外

By Eartha
at 2015-09-20T09:25

XDDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2015-09-23T07:05

簽名檔正確啊！

By David
at 2015-09-25T23:13

湖人那些人走也無所謂反正本來就沒在計畫簽名擋XD

By Harry
at 2015-09-27T11:43

前男友跑去求復合? 是這婊子打給前男友想悔婚啦

By Kumar
at 2015-09-27T18:09

簽名檔太中肯了幹。

By Anthony
at 2015-09-29T16:01

簽名檔xDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2015-09-30T09:22

湖人還剩下誰..

By Una
at 2015-10-01T11:16

簽名黨超中肯!

By Ida
at 2015-10-05T13:52

一直記得他射爆LBJ還在的熱火

By Christine
at 2015-10-06T06:03

會爆

By Lucy
at 2015-10-10T22:18

喂欸林頓

By Joseph
at 2015-10-12T21:22

簽名檔泰姬芭了吧 XDDDDDDDDDD
必區

By Margaret
at 2015-10-16T13:58

你可以認真寫內文嗎XD

By Lucy
at 2015-10-17T14:35

XDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2015-10-21T21:20

荻安錐●玖嬁

By Jacob
at 2015-10-26T04:31

By Daniel
at 2015-10-31T01:36

竟然是摸摸寫的XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-11-02T12:06

綠光Cuban

By Ivy
at 2015-11-04T01:37

簽名檔www

By Victoria
at 2015-11-06T18:42

Hahahahaha

By Emily
at 2015-11-10T10:55

這裡的人笑點都這麼低嗎

By Una
at 2015-11-11T15:21

本來以為這隻不會走耶他過世的父親是湖迷不是很高
興他可以在湖人打球?

By Leila
at 2015-11-15T05:16

沒笑……

By Emily
at 2015-11-17T13:26

簽名檔 XDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2015-11-22T04:24

簽名檔正確

By Mary
at 2015-11-24T08:34

簽名檔XD

By Quanna
at 2015-11-25T10:36

好笑在哪

By Dinah
at 2015-11-28T22:06

女的通知前男友來搶婚吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2015-12-03T16:31

因為湖人完全沒鳥他，他在等湖人也沒意義啊。XD

By Belly
at 2015-12-03T23:52

其實是女友主動求復合嘖嘖

By Bennie
at 2015-12-08T21:54

推簽名檔

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-12-13T00:54

這嘲諷開太大了我很喜歡XD

By Odelette
at 2015-12-17T16:44

不過雖然去年湖人小卒當先鋒 10分替補1.5M還是訝異

By Isla
at 2015-12-17T22:09

lbj約出來了

By Cara
at 2015-12-18T18:12

你是來秀簽名檔的吧

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-12-22T17:29

湖人:好險沒花太多心力在他身上經不起再被搞一次

By Eartha
at 2015-12-23T09:17

你只是想要show簽名檔吧XD

By Rachel
at 2015-12-24T19:31

By Rachel
at 2015-12-25T01:27

風向對了

By Tom
at 2015-12-29T21:19

要爆惹

By Andy
at 2015-12-31T22:25

LBJ簽了

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-05T11:53

他的數據很不值錢，大概跟車禍過的 JJ 差不多，相當
難用。

By Caroline
at 2016-01-08T09:27

我是籃網球迷呀籃網SG缺人便宜補當然開心發情報囉
哪個JJ??

By Irma
at 2016-01-10T12:08

林俊傑～

By Elvira
at 2016-01-12T19:20

前男友：平常被我嫌個半死，灌灌迷湯又回頭了，呵

By Eartha
at 2016-01-15T13:45

推簽名檔

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-19T13:04

所以是準新娘被人追走了，由愛生恨?

By Jake
at 2016-01-22T18:57

推簽名檔～～～

By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-27T11:29

推簽名檔

By Necoo
at 2016-01-29T23:47

簽名黨XD

By Audriana
at 2016-02-03T02:08

By Lauren
at 2016-02-06T18:40

把Ellington當純射手用會很開心
讓他開始運球你就會崩潰了XD

By Annie
at 2016-02-10T23:39

XDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-02-13T19:16

應該就是當純射手啦籃網缺這個他三分還不錯
但我比較想問他防守如何???

By Harry
at 2016-02-14T23:36

狂運過不了人XD

By Emma
at 2016-02-19T01:33

個人覺得普普

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-19T03:14

不爛說好也提不上

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-19T21:15

認份，手部動作還可以，速度不算太慢，但橫向腳步不
夠碎，期望他鎖住人不現實，但他也不太會丟掉位置，

By Yuri
at 2016-02-24T14:54

防守給個B
觀念清楚但是技巧普通

By Ivy
at 2016-02-27T04:53

間單說就是堪用，防守體系設計好一點應該不會丟多少
分。

By Victoria
at 2016-03-01T07:01

推簽名檔xd

By Emily
at 2016-03-05T06:53

推摸摸大

By Rosalind
at 2016-03-06T23:48

女的會放棄高富帥????

By Hedwig
at 2016-03-09T14:42

那看來會是Hollins喜歡的類型

By Vanessa
at 2016-03-13T03:54

Hollins 在籃網還是玩逼往底線那一套嗎？那他稍微慢

By Noah
at 2016-03-17T06:19

了一點，但打替補的話沒什麼問題～

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-19T17:11

他基本上還在摸索體系啦上下半季先發完全不同
整季換過18套先發到季末才穩定防守體系再說吧

By Mason
at 2016-03-24T05:01

以今年那堆合約應該算很值了價錢這麼低跟上季末
受傷有關吧

By Leila
at 2016-03-26T01:24

簽名檔另一個也是高富帥阿，只是平常對他很壞這樣XD

By Audriana
at 2016-03-27T06:57

等你看到Ellington持球的體系沒吐血我買飲料給你

By Kelly
at 2016-03-31T22:44

那個畫面跟周星馳還有朱茵跳恰恰一樣

By Steve
at 2016-04-02T15:33

By Frederica
at 2016-04-06T02:57

Ellington：小胖，你看我原地十秒體前變向，是不是
跟你一樣精彩？

By Quintina
at 2016-04-09T04:45

BS:讓他持球有問題嗎? 我籤神捏
小胖:你怎麼變向了十幾次還在原地?

By John
at 2016-04-09T12:26

想說怎麼那麼多推XDDD

By Robert
at 2016-04-10T16:25

另一個是壞男人還祭出溫情攻勢又會開嘲諷調情

By John
at 2016-04-11T18:06

湖人的人還有幾個阿

By Regina
at 2016-04-14T19:03

推推

By Harry
at 2016-04-14T22:02

男人不壞女人不愛八嘎囧交女友比例屌打PTT肥宅們

By John
at 2016-04-16T13:27

湖人人蠻多的啊。要弱的也不差他一個阿XD

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-19T20:55

Ellington以前就在Hollins的手下打過球

By Mia
at 2016-04-20T09:10

11個人
置底有各球隊人員消息

By David
at 2016-04-22T18:51

有這我有看到但當時時間有點短不曉得有沒進步

By Christine
at 2016-04-24T02:59

悲情高富帥

By Rosalind
at 2016-04-24T07:41

可是總版很多人挺DJ耶

By John
at 2016-04-27T13:52

期待快艇作客達拉斯

By Bethany
at 2016-04-30T05:32

這簽名檔xddddddd

By Wallis
at 2016-05-04T16:06

這篇根本沒人關心E...ton的 (名字怎拼?)

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-05T10:44

簽名檔剛打好的齁～

By Poppy
at 2016-05-09T14:26

XD 根本來秀簽名檔的啊

By Audriana
at 2016-05-10T03:38

簽名檔正確

By Frederica
at 2016-05-14T13:32

簽名檔推

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-18T07:34

讚

By Dinah
at 2016-05-20T13:37

推

By Kristin
at 2016-05-22T04:26

吉田禮

By Candice
at 2016-05-22T22:24

DeAndre明明是男的為何要說他是女的？性別歧視？

By Noah
at 2016-05-23T05:34

XDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-05-25T12:25

簽名檔推阿

By Lauren
at 2016-05-25T19:34

引喻適宜

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-27T04:42

簽名檔才是正文吧XD

By Necoo
at 2016-05-29T23:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2016-06-03T12:23

簽名檔笑死XDD

By Andy
at 2016-06-06T23:39

XDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2016-06-08T22:24

明明就男的還要牽扯到女的頭上..
其實你簽名檔留最後一行就是很好的笑話了

By Belly
at 2016-06-12T10:04

看簽名檔比看內文時間久+1 XD

By Cara
at 2016-06-13T15:22

By Eartha
at 2016-06-15T15:20

簽名檔給推

By Regina
at 2016-06-16T00:40

xdddddd

By Caroline
at 2016-06-17T03:32

身為小牛粉怒推簽名檔…

By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-20T18:44

XDDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2016-06-22T08:53

其實看完這例子反而覺得沒怎樣，還沒結婚為啥不能
反悔，結婚都能離婚了，而且daj也沒有球隊錢都給他
管，球隊更不再他門下

By Hedwig
at 2016-06-23T03:46

現實發生高富帥被甩，鄉民一定拍手叫好

By Irma
at 2016-06-25T00:30

簽名檔　XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2016-06-28T00:05

簽名檔太猛啦

By Noah
at 2016-06-28T21:08

噓的那個問題是高富帥明明還有其他選擇卻因為他最

By David
at 2016-07-03T13:48

簽名檔借分享，哈

By Erin
at 2016-07-03T22:17

後這樣搞落得兩頭空還要被對方笑才讓人不爽

By Michael
at 2016-07-05T05:30

另外再推簽名檔

By Jake
at 2016-07-09T07:04

簽名黨好笑

By Wallis
at 2016-07-12T08:57

XDDD我笑了

By Franklin
at 2016-07-15T16:35

你是來秀簽名檔的吧XDD

By Emma
at 2016-07-16T23:53

這例子標準肥宅心態追不到開始妖魔化仇女底下群
肥喊讚

By Charlie
at 2016-07-18T12:11

什麼為啥不能反悔，只為二字，誠信，別秀下限了艇迷

By Ida
at 2016-07-21T20:54

現實發生我看是一堆人在笑高富帥然後說真愛給推

By Oliver
at 2016-07-24T20:42

重點在簽名檔!XDD

By Frederic
at 2016-07-28T11:57

摸摸文.....沒有三頁起跳.....失敗

By Margaret
at 2016-07-29T12:03

推簽名檔啦哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2016-07-31T10:11

簽名檔太神啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Emily
at 2016-08-01T17:13

推簽名檔

By Hazel
at 2016-08-01T23:24

朝聖

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-06T22:35

若要符合情緒，B最後應該是要說：

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-08-09T01:34

這個婊子叫什麼名字，我要好好記住！

By Ina
at 2016-08-10T06:27

你忘了說姐妹淘還出來發表聲明：還沒登記前都不算結
婚，還有選擇的權利

By Faithe
at 2016-08-11T15:58

現實世界還真的是高富帥被放棄

By Dora
at 2016-08-14T21:38

推簽名檔整個就懶人包嘛哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2016-08-17T07:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2016-08-20T17:40

推簽名檔

By Joe
at 2016-08-21T13:15

好笑在哪

By Liam
at 2016-08-24T16:04

推urhentai:我看簽名檔的時間比內文還久XD

By Blanche
at 2016-08-24T19:24

簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2016-08-27T10:15

簽名檔推個

By Linda
at 2016-08-31T15:56

簽名檔XDD

By Linda
at 2016-09-01T11:51

簽名檔.......

By Blanche
at 2016-09-05T03:38

DeAndre Jordon
拼錯好糗

By Donna
at 2016-09-10T01:26

簽名檔滿分XD

By Madame
at 2016-09-14T04:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2016-09-18T04:20

簽名真的恰巧反應兩個現實情況

By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-21T18:12

簽名黨哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Regina
at 2016-09-22T04:56

推簽名檔

By Zenobia
at 2016-09-23T18:15

登登這個X子

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-27T22:24

簽名檔XDDDDDD

By Liam
at 2016-09-28T20:58

pumadan

By Megan
at 2016-09-30T02:09

簽名檔~~~

By Caitlin
at 2016-10-01T11:19

我們在玩"大老二" 超婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2016-10-04T18:05

簽名檔XD

By Zanna
at 2016-10-08T19:44

jordan幹你娘

By Queena
at 2016-10-09T08:46

我湖掰

By Hazel
at 2016-10-12T06:36

簽名檔只能推

By Cara
at 2016-10-16T10:46

簽名檔！

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-21T10:30

XDDDDDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-24T03:50

簽名檔！！！！！

By Charlotte
at 2016-10-25T15:59

簽名檔我喜歡

By Ingrid
at 2016-10-27T14:48

簽名檔XXXD

By Delia
at 2016-10-30T05:44

幾霸婚啦!!!

By George
at 2016-10-31T15:17

推簽名檔

By Faithe
at 2016-11-03T17:35

簽名檔正確

By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-06T10:00

簽名黨..

By Jack
at 2016-11-08T05:09

秀簽名檔 XD

By Bethany
at 2016-11-09T03:51

簽名檔只能推了

By Ursula
at 2016-11-13T23:20

請問有Jordan懶人包嗎？

By Hedwig
at 2016-11-17T03:05

簽名檔

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