Dirk Nowitzki 傳簡訊給他的訓練員 - NBA

By Bethany
at 2018-05-02T01:30

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消息來源：

https://twitter.com/swish41/status/991349838221598721

I got inspired by @VicOladipo. I also texted my trainer. Here is his
response...@HoopConsultants

受到Oladipo的啟發之下，Dirk Nowitzki 因此也有樣學樣，決定傳簡訊給他的訓練員

雖然開頭一樣都是打 " When do we start? "

https://imgur.com/fbtDduG.jpg

結果得到的回應卻是天壤之別，而且還被要求鉅額的訓練費用，真的是很好玩

短評或心得：

這一則貼文目前的按讚數已經突破六萬了，非常誇張。

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at 2018-05-05T01:32

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By Charlotte
at 2018-05-07T19:18

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at 2018-05-10T22:25

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at 2018-05-14T16:58

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at 2018-05-15T12:33

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at 2018-05-20T10:13

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at 2018-05-24T20:33

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at 2018-05-29T02:00

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at 2018-06-02T08:06

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at 2018-06-06T06:46

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By Oliver
at 2018-06-08T12:23

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at 2018-06-13T02:17

老司機開車了？

By Edith
at 2018-06-13T10:35

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By Isla
at 2018-06-16T10:33

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at 2018-06-18T23:34

Dirk:請找CP25拿謝謝

By Robert
at 2018-06-21T18:53

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at 2018-06-26T17:04

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at 2018-06-30T04:55

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at 2018-07-03T09:09

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By Yedda
at 2018-07-07T07:08

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at 2018-07-08T07:52

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By Jacky
at 2018-07-12T06:56

有人能翻譯一下嗎？看得不是很懂

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at 2018-07-12T15:22

練了也不會變強

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at 2018-07-15T20:29

訓練員:就跟你說欠薪四年了快吐錢

By Victoria
at 2018-07-16T05:09

Dirk最早好像說要退是四年前的事XD

By Irma
at 2018-07-20T22:57

問一句被嘴成這樣xDD

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at 2018-07-25T22:39

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at 2018-07-28T08:15

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By Edward Lewis
at 2018-07-30T19:45

「我四年前就跟你說過你的生涯四年前就差不多了」
「自從 Havlicek從你手中抄到球你就一直退步」「
你的全場衝刺跑動是用日曆來計時的」

By Selena
at 2018-08-03T17:47

「雖然話是這麼說，但如果你匯給我561比特幣（五百
萬美金）那麼我們明天就開始訓練！！！」

By George
at 2018-08-06T07:04

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at 2018-08-08T01:32

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at 2018-08-11T22:13

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at 2018-08-12T19:36

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at 2018-08-15T10:40

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By Kelly
at 2018-08-17T13:42

第三句應該是指1965年Havlicek的the stole 吧，用這
個古早的事來嗆德老的老真的超猛XD
第二句

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at 2018-08-20T07:53

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at 2018-08-23T10:06

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By George
at 2018-08-26T19:35

提到Havlicek真的太幽默還在想他都幾歲了

By Tom
at 2018-08-30T14:44

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By Ida
at 2018-09-01T13:40

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By Ula
at 2018-09-05T10:44

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at 2018-09-10T05:04

比特幣

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at 2018-09-11T10:18

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By Sandy
at 2018-09-14T13:59

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at 2018-09-16T12:39

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By Regina
at 2018-09-17T14:49

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at 2018-09-22T13:41

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at 2018-09-23T08:50

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at 2018-09-27T22:38

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at 2018-10-02T14:56

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By Zenobia
at 2018-10-03T03:26

後面那個aggressive是什麼意思啊?

By Ida
at 2018-10-04T16:37

很侵略，就是說你超嗆的意思

By Kelly
at 2018-10-06T04:49

噓的想必是在學習過程缺乏動機與成就

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at 2018-10-10T21:22

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at 2018-10-12T13:38

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at 2018-10-13T15:53

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By Kama
at 2018-10-15T19:30

Aggressive…

By Kama
at 2018-10-16T00:59

推推

By James
at 2018-10-16T19:37

。。。。這樣嗆我德佬

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at 2018-10-20T20:12

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at 2018-10-23T14:10

手機電還87%

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at 2018-10-27T21:20

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at 2018-10-31T07:45

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at 2018-10-31T11:50

aggressive可以翻"嗆屁QQ"

By Anthony
at 2018-11-03T23:53

司機:我還沒上車呢(咦

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-11-08T17:47

過氣了…雖然還是強不過也大不如前

By Rebecca
at 2018-11-10T16:16

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By Lucy
at 2018-11-14T03:15

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By Daph Bay
at 2018-11-17T05:25

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By Annie
at 2018-11-20T11:57

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By Oliver
at 2018-11-22T22:48

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at 2018-11-25T04:03

https://youtu.be/6v0t1aULRa0 Havlicek The Steal

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at 2018-11-26T12:38

這個如果沒google跟youtube根本不懂這個梗

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at 2018-11-30T14:09

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at 2018-12-03T12:36

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at 2018-12-04T17:58

Nowitzki：嗆屁喔

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at 2018-12-11T06:19

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at 2018-12-14T17:41

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at 2018-12-15T11:01

剛才無聊再查了一下wiki John Havlicek今年78歲

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-12-18T02:21

太好笑了

By Hedy
at 2018-12-19T02:57

憤而退休

By Franklin
at 2018-12-22T17:20

Havlicek steel the ball!!!

By Charlotte
at 2018-12-22T22:13

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By Olivia
at 2018-12-26T12:01

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at 2018-12-31T06:31

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at 2019-01-01T23:25

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at 2019-01-02T21:43

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By Christine
at 2019-01-04T17:27

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勵惹

By Isabella
at 2019-01-09T15:56

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at 2019-01-11T08:46

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at 2019-01-13T08:08

………

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at 2019-01-17T06:52

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at 2019-01-21T13:58

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at 2019-01-25T16:50

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at 2019-01-27T23:08

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at 2019-01-28T00:33

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at 2019-01-31T19:16

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at 2019-02-04T15:57

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at 2019-02-08T20:54

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at 2019-02-10T22:39

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By Annie
at 2019-02-14T11:29

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很像朋友間的對話啊～～XD

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at 2019-03-03T00:31

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的回應

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at 2019-03-04T00:17

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By Bennie
at 2019-03-14T18:06

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By Hedy
at 2019-03-17T05:00

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By Charlie
at 2019-03-18T13:01

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at 2019-03-19T03:37

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By Jake
at 2019-03-19T16:14

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By Skylar Davis
at 2019-03-19T17:39

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at 2019-03-20T21:15

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By Kama
at 2019-03-21T20:30

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at 2019-03-31T17:33

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at 2019-04-02T14:44

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at 2019-04-03T08:11

嘴到哭真的

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By Edith
at 2019-04-07T23:17

Aggressive...XDDD

By Jacob
at 2019-04-11T01:20

感情很好

By Thomas
at 2019-04-15T18:47

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at 2019-04-16T19:12

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By Irma
at 2019-04-18T23:49

hen嗆

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-04-19T11:49

今年最好笑

By Ophelia
at 2019-04-20T19:42

大概是Dirk北爛他被他北爛回去

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-04-24T18:08

By Andy
at 2019-04-28T02:55

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By Noah
at 2019-05-01T23:51

笑死

By Charlie
at 2019-05-02T19:02

推翻譯我真的看不懂XD

By Ingrid
at 2019-05-06T17:33

超好笑

By Daph Bay
at 2019-05-07T05:47

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at 2019-05-08T22:46

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By Oliver
at 2019-05-20T23:25

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By Zenobia
at 2019-05-23T01:09

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By Necoo
at 2019-05-27T13:04

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By Anthony
at 2019-05-28T17:30

這訓練師嘴砲能力點滿了是嗎? 老司機被嘴歪XDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2019-06-01T09:35

Havlicek steals the ball!!!!

By Mia
at 2019-06-06T07:48

嗆到頭都歪了，超好笑。

By Enid
at 2019-06-07T01:04

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By Heather
at 2019-06-07T05:06

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By Zora
at 2019-06-08T21:00

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By Aaliyah
at 2019-06-10T13:48

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By Steve
at 2019-06-15T13:39

老司機迫不及待

By Leila
at 2019-06-19T06:56

愛的表現xd

By Rosalind
at 2019-06-19T12:53

推司機也推回文中神翻譯

By Rebecca
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at 2019-07-05T07:21

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at 2019-07-10T02:09

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By Valerie
at 2019-07-10T16:19

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By Una
at 2019-07-14T10:05

司機想玩梗，結果被嘴爆....

By Charlie
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at 2019-07-29T07:49

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at 2019-07-30T21:41

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