10個該讓Spiezio打先發DH的理由 - 美國職棒

By Odelette
at 2005-08-16T15:42
at 2005-08-16T15:42
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原文出自USSMariner
10. Successive 0s in box score offer zen-like relaxation effect
把一連串的0放在記分板上,讓觀眾有放鬆的效果
9. Lulls Angels into false sense of security, distracting them from
Thunderstick Yorvit
讓天使有安全感的錯覺,讓他們把注意力從'Thunderstick Yorvit' Torrealba身上移開
8. Gives hope to all minor leaguers that they, too, can fail to hit Eddie
Gaedel’s weight and yet keep a job in the show
給所有小聯盟球員希望,並且告訴他們一個打擊率不到Eddie Gaedel的體重的人
要怎麼在大聯盟保住他的工作
7. Sets stage for Krispy Kreme stock rebound as all Mariners begin to do the
opposite of Spiezio’s routine
給Krispy Kreme的股票一個翻身舞台的好代言人,當所有水手球員都開始採用和Spiezio
日常的行程相反的行程時。
6. Increases likelihood of Ichiro teaching teammates Japanese synonyms for “
suck”
增加Ichiro教他的隊友們'suck'的日語同義字的可能性。
5. If Betancourt gets a knock, no one can say “of course he’s getting
pitches to hit, Spiezio’s protecting him”
當Betancourt打出安打時,沒有人會說「因為Spiezio在後面保護,他當然有球可以打。」
4. Keeps him in running for “worst facial hair by a regular major leaguer”
award
讓他仍保有「大聯盟先發球員裡的最差髮型」的競爭資格
3. Raises possibility of a Mariner using a Babe Ruth replica bat in a game
增加水手球員在比賽中使用Babe Ruth複製球棒的可能性
2. Sets stage for his new career: Jared Fogle’s personal trainer
幫他找個新工作:Jared Fogle的個人體能教練
1. Showcases him for inevitable trade to Padres
為了必然會發生的和教士的交易,而把他放上去展示
這是翻譯篇
等下會有說明篇,針對裡面的一些人名之類的
有興趣的人可以去google一下
我祇能說美國人挖苦人功力真的很高明
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原文出自USSMariner
10. Successive 0s in box score offer zen-like relaxation effect
把一連串的0放在記分板上,讓觀眾有放鬆的效果
9. Lulls Angels into false sense of security, distracting them from
Thunderstick Yorvit
讓天使有安全感的錯覺,讓他們把注意力從'Thunderstick Yorvit' Torrealba身上移開
8. Gives hope to all minor leaguers that they, too, can fail to hit Eddie
Gaedel’s weight and yet keep a job in the show
給所有小聯盟球員希望,並且告訴他們一個打擊率不到Eddie Gaedel的體重的人
要怎麼在大聯盟保住他的工作
7. Sets stage for Krispy Kreme stock rebound as all Mariners begin to do the
opposite of Spiezio’s routine
給Krispy Kreme的股票一個翻身舞台的好代言人,當所有水手球員都開始採用和Spiezio
日常的行程相反的行程時。
6. Increases likelihood of Ichiro teaching teammates Japanese synonyms for “
suck”
增加Ichiro教他的隊友們'suck'的日語同義字的可能性。
5. If Betancourt gets a knock, no one can say “of course he’s getting
pitches to hit, Spiezio’s protecting him”
當Betancourt打出安打時,沒有人會說「因為Spiezio在後面保護,他當然有球可以打。」
4. Keeps him in running for “worst facial hair by a regular major leaguer”
award
讓他仍保有「大聯盟先發球員裡的最差髮型」的競爭資格
3. Raises possibility of a Mariner using a Babe Ruth replica bat in a game
增加水手球員在比賽中使用Babe Ruth複製球棒的可能性
2. Sets stage for his new career: Jared Fogle’s personal trainer
幫他找個新工作:Jared Fogle的個人體能教練
1. Showcases him for inevitable trade to Padres
為了必然會發生的和教士的交易,而把他放上去展示
這是翻譯篇
等下會有說明篇,針對裡面的一些人名之類的
有興趣的人可以去google一下
我祇能說美國人挖苦人功力真的很高明
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