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Kevin Garnett Bizarrely Compares Young Timberwolves to a Box of Puppies

http://tinyurl.com/or8hjn3
By Kyle Newport

“You know, it's almost like putting a bunch of puppies in a box,
and shaking it up, and watch(ing) the puppies go at it a little bit,”

bleacherreport 報導,當地時間週四,記者問 Garnett 與這麼多年輕人當隊友
是什麼感覺。KG回答:

“這就像把一群小狗放進一個箱子裡,然後搖一搖箱子,看這些小狗們怎麼做。”

bleacherreport 還在Instagram發佈了一張圖片,KG捧著一個紙箱子,箱子裡是
頭部被P成 Zachary LaVine、Karl-Anthony Towns 、Andrew Wiggins 的三隻小狗。

https://instagram.com/p/-ANbX4jBu4/?taken-by=bleacherreport



Metta World Peace says the Lakers are struggling because they have
‘fish brains'

http://tinyurl.com/ns4lhxs

Metta World Peace說隊友長了魚腦

“Some of the guys forgot how we got the lead, kind of like a fish,”
he said. “You know how fish dig their thing in 30 second intervals?
Then run into a mirror. Then they go, ‘Oh, that hurt…’ Sometimes
we forget and the fish brain comes out. Maybe they ate too much sushi.
Maybe they should just stick to the red meat. Maybe just be vegan.”

“有些球員會像魚一樣,忘記我們是如何取得領先的,”
“你知道魚每過三十秒就會犯同樣的錯誤,牠們撞上了一面鏡子,之後還會發生
那樣的事情。有些時候,我們也會健忘,就像長了魚腦一樣。.....”


談到如果 Jordan 復出場均可以拿幾分

“It depend how big his (Michael Jordan’s) belly is,”
World Peace replied with ease. “If he has a flat belly, I say 20 [points];
if he has a big belly, 6-9 [points].”

“這要看他的肚子有多大了,如果他有平坦的腹部,我會說20分,
但是如果他有一個很大的啤酒肚,那場均就只有6-9分了。”



Jimmy Butler has a 6,000-pound aquarium shaped like a boom box

http://tinyurl.com/nzk3rka

Jimmy Butler 近日購置了一個6000磅的水族箱,外型像手提錄音機同時還有內建喇叭,
可以讓魚兒聽鄉村音樂...

"[The fish] need a little country music," Butler said.
"Make them feel right at home. If you're going to be a part of my household
you've got to like country music."

“魚兒們需要一點鄉村音樂,這會讓牠們有賓至如歸的感覺。”
“如果你想成為我家的一部分,那麼你一定要喜歡鄉村音樂。”

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All Comments

Oliver avatarOliver2015-11-14
衛生紙 vs 魚
Candice avatarCandice2015-11-18
那個水族箱蠢到暴
Rae avatarRae2015-11-22
慈世平80新人
Rae avatarRae2015-11-22
講小狗那個菜80新人吧
Rae avatarRae2015-11-25
jordan那段XDDDD
Tracy avatarTracy2015-11-29
KG那張圖,左邉的Lavine和右邊Wiggins臉有點好笑XD
Olivia avatarOlivia2015-11-30
那個是不是Discovery節目的那個水族箱團隊阿
Victoria avatarVictoria2015-12-03
狗 魚 鄉村音樂
Damian avatarDamian2015-12-06
打造夢幻水族箱
Lily avatarLily2015-12-09
水族箱我覺得還不錯啊 至少不是很奇怪-.-
Regina avatarRegina2015-12-09
這三則新聞都好好笑
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2015-12-12
少吃生魚片XDDDDDDD
Eartha avatarEartha2015-12-13
水族箱是XD?
Audriana avatarAudriana2015-12-14
覺得水族箱有點智障
Rachel avatarRachel2015-12-15
抓到了 KG虐狗
Annie avatarAnnie2015-12-18
明明就是排骨酥湯(翻桌
Annie avatarAnnie2015-12-20
水族箱滿屌的啊 未聽先猜鄉村音樂是泰勒妹的...
Yuri avatarYuri2015-12-22
這篇怎麼一堆動物 動保團體要憤怒了
Quanna avatarQuanna2015-12-24
保養費~~~~~
George avatarGeorge2015-12-28
JB:新的水族箱已到,歡迎糊人進駐
Kelly avatarKelly2015-12-28
XDDDDD 這幾則都好好笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2015-12-31
在魚缸上面裝音響......魚會被嚇死吧= =
Hedy avatarHedy2016-01-03
都有人養鯊魚了...這魚缸還好啦...
Lauren avatarLauren2016-01-05
水缸一直震動魚會得躁鬱
Robert avatarRobert2016-01-08
動保表示:
Kyle avatarKyle2016-01-11
好險這版沒有封缸哥
Rae avatarRae2016-01-12
魚缸跟魚腦
Kyle avatarKyle2016-01-13
今天都寵物新聞XDD 養狗 養魚 買水族箱
Zora avatarZora2016-01-14
世平,其實最魚腦的是~~~~
Agnes avatarAgnes2016-01-16
世平竟然能抱怨隊友的腦...
Hedy avatarHedy2016-01-17
肚子XDDD你對老巴有意見?!
Margaret avatarMargaret2016-01-19
那張圖XDDD
Ursula avatarUrsula2016-01-23
KG!!!!!
Necoo avatarNecoo2016-01-25
世平有資格啊 他是這幾場最穩的 難怪會輸XD
Jessica avatarJessica2016-01-25
Jb這好酷Xd
Edwina avatarEdwina2016-01-29
找fish tank king弄得嘛?
Joe avatarJoe2016-01-30
ATM~~~~
Hardy avatarHardy2016-02-04
JB真的很愛鄉村音樂耶,之前才說愛聽Taylor Swift
Isabella avatarIsabella2016-02-08
這到底三小XDDD
Faithe avatarFaithe2016-02-12
簽了大約就開始亂花錢了 = =
Rosalind avatarRosalind2016-02-12
Jimmy Butler原來本性這麼可愛..