魔術師的故事 - 網球 Tennis

By John
at 2015-09-14T11:06

Table of Contents

從前從前有個很厲害的魔術師他叫F

他的技術沒話說他的表演風格更是賞心悅目

唯獨他的粉絲還蠻令人反感常常各種噁心吹捧造神

後來又出了兩個年輕的魔術師一個叫N 一個叫D

N這一兩年狀況不太好但是當年的確是把F剋得死死特別是在某個表演場地

而且N的魔術冠軍獎盃也曾一度逼近F的數量

至於D 則是大器晚成特別是這幾年的技術更趨成熟

很多人早已看出全盛時期的D的魔術技巧比F更全面、更無弱點!!

但是F粉永遠不想承認這個事實每次談到這個話題F粉總是會不爽與各種牽拖藉口

其實N跟D的魔術成就早已與F不相上下雖然這兩人的魔術冠軍獎盃還不及F多

只是F粉的器量不是很大他們無法容忍他們心目中的神的成就被"凡人"逼近或超越

前幾個小時.. F魔術師又參加了一場魔術大賽

賽前 F魔術師也是氣勢高昂一場未輸一路過關斬將晉級到決賽

可想而知 F粉又開始在各大論壇看板活躍氣焰囂張了

這次 F魔術師的壓軸表演就是要變出一個魔術數字：18

最終，他還是失敗了。

三年了還是變不出個屁來～～

最終，有些人終於從激情中醒悟：

這世界上，終究是沒有神的。

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By Joe
at 2015-09-18T07:33

怎麼不敢開本尊出來發文會怕喔XD

By Mia
at 2015-09-22T04:00

嗯?

By Tracy
at 2015-09-26T00:26

欠噓

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-29T20:53

(clap clap)

By Dinah
at 2015-10-03T17:20

暱稱說明了一切

By Isla
at 2015-10-07T13:47

有笑有推

By Ula
at 2015-10-11T10:13

By Yuri
at 2015-10-15T06:40

喔

By Mary
at 2015-10-19T03:07

後來F改行開餐廳了

By Ursula
at 2015-10-22T23:33

santoro才是魔術師

By Agatha
at 2015-10-26T20:00

名字寫出來給你六十分

By Brianna
at 2015-10-30T16:27

中肯

By Jack
at 2015-11-03T12:53

高X了沒謝謝發文

By Annie
at 2015-11-07T09:20

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-11T05:47

0分下一個

By Ursula
at 2015-11-15T02:13

祝你的D永遠不老XDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-18T22:40

講啥是沒差反正這板的風氣已經不復返了不過連開本尊的種都沒有太孬了比Becker還孬

By William
at 2015-11-22T19:07

哩供蝦

By Madame
at 2015-11-26T15:33

從前從前有個廢文弟只會發廢文

By Ingrid
at 2015-11-30T12:00

說的好，就說出名字麻，

By Wallis
at 2015-12-04T08:27

板規一.c 二.c 這沒事?

By Eartha
at 2015-12-08T04:53

噓廢文

By Charlotte
at 2015-12-12T01:20

krkr

By Zanna
at 2015-12-15T21:47

哪有差他就開分身給你桶阿這種連本尊都不敢開出來發文的真的是比貝克還沒膽量耶XDD

By Mason
at 2015-12-19T18:14

嗯丙下，要跟喬貓及他的三個分身好好學習

By John
at 2015-12-23T14:40

這篇文類比成這樣真是廢到有剩，回去練練再來吧

By Liam
at 2015-12-27T11:07

你媽知道你在發廢文嗎別讓你媽傷心

By Valerie
at 2015-12-31T07:34

......

By Heather
at 2016-01-04T04:00

你的D 可以變出11,12,13,14....18後再來說魔術成就

By Valerie
at 2016-01-08T00:27

看看這次兩位正義化身會不會出來講話，還是只檢討x迷

By Jessica
at 2016-01-11T20:54

互相攻擊的系列文來了ㄎㄎ

By Gary
at 2016-01-15T17:20

謝了～你等多年了齁

By Bennie
at 2016-01-19T13:47

想被噓，那就成全你

By Damian
at 2016-01-23T10:14

By Doris
at 2016-01-27T06:40

這篇難道是D粉的水準?

By Connor
at 2016-01-31T03:07

D有分身在觀眾席下指示嗎?

By Rae
at 2016-02-03T23:34

D已經有那種教練了還有這種粉絲....幫倒忙?

By Joe
at 2016-02-07T20:00

ㄏㄏ秀下限也不要這樣

By Mary
at 2016-02-11T16:27

難怪這麼多人討厭D XDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2016-02-15T12:54

…

By Bethany
at 2016-02-19T09:20

廢文嗎

By Adele
at 2016-02-23T05:47

.....

By Liam
at 2016-02-27T02:14

這只能給丁

By Carol
at 2016-03-01T22:40

小六生寫的文章都比這篇流暢

By Lydia
at 2016-03-05T19:07

XDDDD

By Ivy
at 2016-03-09T15:34

不錯啊你的文章素質很符合你的ID 還蠻有自知之明的

By Sarah
at 2016-03-13T12:01

零分(舉牌)

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-17T08:27

喔

By Odelette
at 2016-03-21T04:54

《登入次數》79 次有效文章 1 篇

By Olivia
at 2016-03-25T01:21

廢文

By Doris
at 2016-03-28T21:47

還是要再說一次我最看不起開分身發廢文的人了沒__

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-01T18:14

34歲還能把球王逼成這樣跟神也相差無幾了吧

By Heather
at 2016-04-05T14:41

好爛的故事! 叭叭叭叭叭!

By Caroline
at 2016-04-09T11:07

太棒了!

By Olive
at 2016-04-13T07:34

惱羞了?

By Delia
at 2016-04-17T04:01

這麼會講故事怎麼還需要開分身發阿

By Leila
at 2016-04-21T00:27

歐

By Iris
at 2016-04-24T20:54

後來F跑去修練出關打孫悟空了

By Agnes
at 2016-04-28T17:21

這位分身別傷心，你看看八卦板這篇 #1LzZFh8R (Gossiping)有沒有覺得全球主場很有趣呢 XD

By Dora
at 2016-05-02T13:47

開分身還會腦羞棒!

By Agnes
at 2016-05-06T10:14

連本尊都不敢開,是在大聲什麼啦,有夠好笑

By Donna
at 2016-05-10T06:41

有笑有推

By Valerie
at 2016-05-14T03:07

喔

By Selena
at 2016-05-17T23:34

全面?笑了

By Mason
at 2016-05-21T20:01

原來不是諾蘭拍的神作"頂尖對決"唷?

By Quintina
at 2016-05-25T16:28

全球主場礙到你嗎你還是可以發言啊沒人阻止你

By Kama
at 2016-05-29T12:54

XDDDD

By Lily
at 2016-06-02T09:21

你用本尊發文我就給推

By Franklin
at 2016-06-06T05:48

全球主場是干你?羨慕還是嫉妒

By Kelly
at 2016-06-10T02:14

公三小

By Candice
at 2016-06-13T22:41

從帽子出來了？

By Joseph
at 2016-06-17T19:08

或許你該變個魔術讓粉絲跟教練說話得體一些

By Lydia
at 2016-06-21T15:34

這樣D魔術師的人氣可能會攀升一點目前低於人家1/10

By Harry
at 2016-06-25T12:01

D魔術師本人應答倒是很好

By Ivy
at 2016-06-29T08:28

所以?

By Valerie
at 2016-07-03T04:54

腦殘沒藥醫

By Heather
at 2016-07-07T01:21

廢文

By Andrew
at 2016-07-10T21:48

雖然你刺痛迷迷的心壞壞，但我支持冏口給你個推~

By Tom
at 2016-07-14T18:14

其實文風滿好笑的

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-18T14:41

補血

By Margaret
at 2016-07-22T11:08

喔！等你家D～34Y有何表現？話說你家D現在貴庚？

By Dora
at 2016-07-26T07:34

這就是Ｄ粉的水準嗎？我真為Ｄ感到不值

By Jake
at 2016-07-30T04:01

推費迷崩潰這麼多年了還在崩

By Victoria
at 2016-08-03T00:28

有笑就給推

By Noah
at 2016-08-06T20:55

身為囧迷噓一個......無聊的文章

By Valerie
at 2016-08-10T17:21

這個趕快桶起來,拜託

By Hedda
at 2016-08-14T13:48

叭叭叭叭叭!!!

By Edith
at 2016-08-18T10:15

本來就沒有神阿就不曉得F粉為何老是在造神

By Ida
at 2016-08-22T06:41

By Steve
at 2016-08-26T03:08

17>10 懂?

By Odelette
at 2016-08-29T23:35

人如其名

By Odelette
at 2016-09-02T20:01

幫救援

By Zenobia
at 2016-09-06T16:28

By Agnes
at 2016-09-10T12:55

魔術師M呢??

By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-14T09:21

為何一堆人在說你家D阿？還是直覺F酸等於D迷？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-18T05:48

中肯

By Ida
at 2016-09-22T02:15

By Eartha
at 2016-09-25T22:41

幫你聖光治癒一下

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-29T19:08

沒梗，無聊

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-03T15:35

補血補血

By Eartha
at 2016-10-07T12:01

很明顯啊,這麼難看出來?

By Kama
at 2016-10-11T08:28

補血補血

By Wallis
at 2016-10-15T04:55

哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2016-10-19T01:21

這跟戰LBJ和MJ誰強不是根本同義嗎口水戰...

By John
at 2016-10-22T21:48

年齡的差距可以想像但是可以量化嗎= =

By Christine
at 2016-10-26T18:15

講屁話

By Madame
at 2016-10-30T14:42

不錯很會比喻　迷迷崩潰了幫補血

By Kelly
at 2016-11-03T11:08

中肯

By Wallis
at 2016-11-07T07:35

哈哈~

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-11-11T04:02

開分身崩潰XDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-11-15T00:28

我喜歡你這篇～

By Jessica
at 2016-11-18T20:55

呵呵呵

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-22T17:22

By Isabella
at 2016-11-26T13:48

補血

By Frederica
at 2016-11-30T10:15

水，中肯!想到當時囧爸還是誰說新皇已立某迷崩潰超快

By Quanna
at 2016-12-04T06:42

事實上證明就是如此

By Callum
at 2016-12-08T03:08

發廢文講屁話很行

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-12-11T23:35

忍不住再噓一次,張飛打岳飛永遠吵不膩

By Charlotte
at 2016-12-15T20:02

這種文章還有那麼多推@@ 還有總是在假中立的人在悲憤人家有全球主場XD

By Iris
at 2016-12-19T16:28

推推

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-23T12:55

By Rachel
at 2016-12-27T09:22

不知道沒有網前技巧囧口34歲時排名會在哪？

By Madame
at 2016-12-31T05:48

樓上是哪裡看到的沒有網前技巧? 這五年內技術最全面的人

By Madame
at 2017-01-04T02:15

樓上那位，不會自己去看看cincinnati決賽數據嗎？

By Daph Bay
at 2017-01-07T22:42

那怎麼美網失了? 居然看一場分析

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-11T19:09

SABR被看破而已

By Cara
at 2017-01-15T15:35

原來樓上T開頭的是小丑粉，難怪崩潰

By Dora
at 2017-01-19T12:02

T開頭，沒知識也要長點常識，小丑網前差眾所皆知，還是只有小丑粉不知道？

By Cara
at 2017-01-23T08:29

我的天啊，果然是沒再看網球 XDDDD

By Kumar
at 2017-01-27T04:55

你在說自己嗎？看網球完全不會看數據的？這是小丑粉的程度？

By David
at 2017-01-31T01:22

看你說小丑是這5年內技術最全面的人，我他媽都笑了

By Frederic
at 2017-02-03T21:49

彌彌說一下一發二發接發底線上網截擊等等合起來第一是誰?

By Carol
at 2017-02-07T18:15

我猜你也講不出來，幫QQ

By George
at 2017-02-11T14:42

Djo 啊人家現在在崩別這樣

魔術師的故事 - 網球 Tennis

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