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打臉文 專打那些說老基被CP3打爆的嫩咖


08最後一場例行賽

Field Goals Rebounds
pos min fgm-a 3pm-a ftm-a +- off def tot ast pf st to bs ba pts
C.Paul G 33:57 6-12 3-5 5-6 -11 0 3 3 10 5 2 3 0 0 20
J.Kidd G 36:55 9-14 5-8 4-4 +11 4 6 10 10 2 0 1 0 0 27

另外對照兩隊的副手，就可以知道誰配的是頂級控衛了!!!!

D.Nowitzki F 39:28 4-16 1-6 3-3 +9 0 5 5 3 2 0 0 0 2 12
T.Chandler C 29:47 3-5 0-0 0-0 +7 1 7 8 1 4 2 0 1 0 6
P.Stojakovic F 37:55 6-13 1-2 4-4 -3 3 5 8 2 2 0 0 2 0 17

我們歐妻男大三元外加贏球耶!!!完全把CP3當老婆再打!!!
誰說老基季賽一條蟲的，季賽一樣威!!!




進入季後賽

GAME1
Starters Min FG 3Pt FT +/- Off Reb Ast TO Stl BS BA PF Pts
J.Kidd G 38:41 3-5 2-2 3-4 -11 2 9 9 4 2 0 0 4 11
C.Paul G 40:40 15-23 0-1 5-7 +16 1 3 10 1 4 1 0 2 35

D.Nowitzki F 41:55 9-21 1-4 12-13 -7 3 10 0 1 0 2 2 2 31
T.Chandler C 41:10 5-9 0-0 0-0 +15 7 15 0 2 1 1 2 2 10
P.Stojakovic F 32:11 5-10 4-8 0-0 +4 0 5 2 2 1 1 0 4 14

看到沒有?老基9-9-11的準大三元數據，還有百分百的三分命中率，完勝CP3
老機應該要改名成JJJJJJJJJJJJJJason Kidddddddddddddddddd 有跳投又有防守
相較之下，那年拿來交易老基的小哈，只能在場邊當觀眾(真的有去看比賽喔~)
連小哈都知道老基的厲害，所以特地來觀摩，看看CP3怎麼被慘電!

德佬也在老基的帶領下打出鬼神數據!!! 看拳王的出手就知道CP3年黏球自幹!

GAME2
Starters Min FG 3Pt FT +/- Off Reb Ast TO Stl BS BA PF Pts
J.Kidd G 30:45 3-10 1-2 0-0 -17 2 4 8 1 2 0 2 3 7
C.Paul G 38:38 10-16 0-2 12-14 +24 0 5 17 3 3 0 0 5 32

D.Nowitzki F 35:36 7-11 1-1 12-15 -27 1 5 5 4 0 1 0 3 27
T.Chandler C 28:10 4-7 0-0 2-2 +24 3 11 0 0 0 3 0 5 10
P.Stojakovic F 36:56 8-13 5-7 1-2 +26 0 2 2 0 0 0 1 2 22

噗噗~~我快笑死了~~CP3在老基的眼神防守之下，三分球掛蛋啦XDDDDDDD
老基完勝!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CP3很明顯靠隊友強才贏的!

GAME3
Starters Min FG 3Pt FT +/- Off Reb Ast TO Stl BS BA PF Pts
C.Paul G 42:03 4-18 1-3 7-7 -17 1 2 10 1 0 1 5 5 16
J.Kidd G 41:06 3-6 0-1 2-4 +18 2 11 5 2 2 2 0 1 8

D.Nowitzki F 43:36 11-20 1-4 9-10 +20 1 19 6 2 0 2 0 2 32
T.Chandler C 32:10 2-5 0-0 0-0 -10 4 11 0 1 0 0 0 5 4
P.Stojakovic F 39:59 4-12 3-5 2-2 -6 1 10 0 1 0 0 0 2 13
J.Pargo 32:22 12-20 4-7 2-2 +14 0 1 2 3 1 0 1 2 30

幹!XD我快笑死了，CP3被老基蓋五個火鍋XDDDDDD
CP3真的只會靠隊友，老基這場完全帶領司機打出代表作~~~
這場贏得一點也不意外!!!!!!


GAME4
Field Goals Rebounds
pos min fgm-a 3pm-a ftm-a +- off def tot ast pf st to bs ba pts
C. Paul G 37:01 6-14 0-2 4-5 +12 0 7 7 8 3 1 1 0 0 16
J. Kidd G 28:50 1-6 1-4 0-0 -13 1 3 4 3 3 0 2 0 0 3

D. Nowitzki F 41:25 8-18 2-4 4-7 -17 3 10 13 3 3 1 2 0 0 22
P. Stojakovic F 34:41 6-13 3-4 4-4 +7 0 5 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 19
T. Chandler C 32:14 1-3 0-0 0-0 +22 2 3 5 0 3 0 1 0 1 2

媽的!CP3你是來搞笑的嗎???三分球又掛蛋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GAME5
Field Goals Rebounds
pos min fgm-a 3pm-a ftm-a +- off def tot ast pf st to bs ba pts
J.Kidd G 40:53 6-11 2-4 0-0 +5 1 3 4 9 1 1 0 0 0 14
C.Paul G 44:03 10-19 2-3 2-4 +11 2 9 11 15 2 2 0 0 1 24

D.Nowitzki F 48:00 8-21 1-5 5-7 -5 2 11 13 6 3 0 1 2 2 22
T.Chandler C 41:20 5-9 0-0 0-0 +18 7 7 14 1 4 0 2 3 2 10
P.Stojakovic F 39:54 2-12 2-4 5-5 -7 0 6 6 0 1 1 1 0 0 11

CP3洗了一個難看的大三元XDDDDD
還不是沒冠軍 哈哈
這系列老基帶領黃蜂打進第二輪!!!!!!



不要說只看數據，老子我整個系列都有看!!!
酸酸不要跟我說CP3被守死是因為他們打擋拆換人防守!!!
這系列CP3可是很多自己持球切入的動作，要批等看完比賽再來說嘴!!!

系列賽打完，老基還不忘稱讚一下手下敗將，說CP3是未來第一控衛!!!
當然那一年的奧運，CP3還是只能當老基的替補!!哭哭喔~~~

誰是第一控衛??誰是廢物???高下立判!!!!!!!!!!!



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