詹皇下賽季恐離開騎士網站列五大潛在下家 - NBA

By Hedy
at 2016-03-08T23:31

Table of Contents

SAS很明顯跟詹姆斯的新聞跟得不夠久

我覺得這幾個都不是很好的選擇

依我的觀察，夏季LBJ最有可能把天賦帶到以下這幾個地方

1.富邦勇士

俗話說的好，打不贏就加入它

繼上次被豪神慘電後(詳見2/3 黃蜂血洗騎士一役)

只有體能沒有技術的詹姆斯就一直想在豪神身邊學習籃球的技巧，

可惜黃蜂現在的老闆是喬丹，而喬丹不收____，只好退而求其次去追隨

豪神的弟弟--書緯，而且SBL的強度和東區差不多，也比較不會水土不服

唯一的問題是隊上洋將數量有限制，可能需要辦理歸化手續

2.皇家馬德里

還有哪裡更適合走步和假摔? 當然是走步假摔大本營足球了

以King自居的詹姆斯不是待在騎士就是熱火，不太適合他的身分

但是國王又在西區他不敢去，選一個一樣有"皇家"的標記自我安慰也不錯

3.Djokovic的球童

大家都知道Djokovic會摔拍和欺負球童，剛好我詹也會撕球衣和丟毛巾

這兩個人在一起說不定能擦出什麼火花，也許會在場上打架也不一定

Djoko也是目前全世界最粗的腿，想不到更好的地方了

4.AKB48

愛哭又愛發文青推特的詹姆斯就好像荳蔻年華的青少女

正巧哀斗是需要靠發一些部落格來與粉絲分享以累積人氣

詹姆斯也不止一次在球場或場下展現他對音樂及跳舞的熱愛

經歷過好幾次的明星賽，拿票數也是他很在行的一件事

唯一的問題就是年齡有點大了，皮膚也黑了點，身材也太壯了

不過以現在的技術年齡和膚色都不是問題

5.猩球崛起三

猩猩與人類的大戰即將展開，究竟我詹是要加入凱薩還是人類這一邊?

也許Akron並不是詹姆斯真正的家，在凱薩身邊，在同伴身邊才是

Caesar is home.

LeBron is coming home.

酸酸 is cumming to porn.

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Tags: NBA

All Comments

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-12T19:33

ID不意外

By Eartha
at 2016-03-16T12:24

睡前噓

By Una
at 2016-03-20T23:51

浪費我五秒鐘

By Edwina
at 2016-03-22T19:44

你有考慮過Jones必須帶槍投靠的痛苦嗎? 沒有

By Charlie
at 2016-03-26T04:37

這篇正符合那些詹酸的水準XD

By Isabella
at 2016-03-26T08:33

要虎濫大家一起虎濫阿

By Zanna
at 2016-03-30T01:27

分不清是捧是酸...

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-03T09:16

內容豐富有笑有推

By Valerie
at 2016-04-07T03:20

lbj今年成為其中任何一個下10樓500p

By Faithe
at 2016-04-11T06:43

先卡位
再卡位

By Delia
at 2016-04-15T12:11

就迷反串成詹酸

By Dinah
at 2016-04-19T06:19

討噓？

By Dinah
at 2016-04-22T09:53

沒中信兄弟只好給噓

By Rachel
at 2016-04-26T13:58

舊金山巨人阿今年偶數年

By Leila
at 2016-04-29T12:43

沒唬爛阿這幾種行為確實腿詹都有

By Yedda
at 2016-05-04T05:06

顆顆反串不用桶嗎難怪NBA板會亂

By Kristin
at 2016-05-08T05:03

能及時醒悟看清腿詹這種咖小支持還算有救
不再

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-10T21:12

只有我覺得好笑嗎

By Jacob
at 2016-05-13T01:49

沒什麼亮點

By James
at 2016-05-15T01:25

可能笑點要練高些

By Elma
at 2016-05-18T00:10

By George
at 2016-05-19T11:26

比上一篇強

By Rachel
at 2016-05-24T08:00

整天護航護航到神智錯亂了嗎?

By Kama
at 2016-05-24T11:44

...無腦

By Ida
at 2016-05-25T11:49

XDDDD 好猛

By Kyle
at 2016-05-29T14:04

其實比較好奇原po前陣子酸老科是直接犀利、頻率也高
最近突然變成拐著彎暗損而且比較少是發生什麼事
了

By Frederic
at 2016-05-30T17:24

Djo什麼時候欺負球僮？平常他對球僮非常好。唯一是
他有次情緒沒控制好吼了球僮，但他也在第一時間道歉

By Charlie
at 2016-05-31T05:43

真是有道理

By Zanna
at 2016-06-03T22:15

就裝可憐呀以前猖獗的很現在腿迷樹倒猢猻散了

By Rebecca
at 2016-06-07T15:31

Kobe已經廢了不追殺老弱婦孺是我的精神

By Necoo
at 2016-06-11T17:03

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By Hardy
at 2016-06-13T04:57

不錯啊符合這板水準

By Zenobia
at 2016-06-15T16:48

硬限制掰

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at 2016-06-16T11:01

浪費我時間

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at 2016-06-17T05:35

優文給推

By Thomas
at 2016-06-20T09:43

廢文章

By Hedwig
at 2016-06-22T16:13

推推好笑

By Faithe
at 2016-06-25T16:27

你漏了堪薩斯皇家

By Michael
at 2016-06-25T21:15

笑不出來

By Agnes
at 2016-06-29T19:27

笑了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-02T23:41

不好笑

By Emily
at 2016-07-03T15:32

其實還滿有梗的

By Michael
at 2016-07-04T10:43

原PO不是詹迷嗎

By Jack
at 2016-07-04T19:38

自以為幽默?

By Elvira
at 2016-07-09T11:02

前面還行看到4 5 水準低下

By Olivia
at 2016-07-11T05:18

雨八

By Agatha
at 2016-07-12T12:59

這是在諷刺那些酸酸吧

By Callum
at 2016-07-15T00:44

有笑有推..................

By Elma
at 2016-07-19T18:14

有笑有推

By Tracy
at 2016-07-21T00:59

還滿好笑的

By Isabella
at 2016-07-24T22:06

你少了舊金山巨人今年是偶數年

By Ula
at 2016-07-26T20:44

奧克蘭運動家也可以離勇士都蠻近的
酸酸整天幻想LBJ要去勇士

By Ida
at 2016-07-29T16:48

腿迷終於願意承認這些事了給推

By Isla
at 2016-07-29T18:22

推~~

By Annie
at 2016-07-31T02:25

靠北 5有笑(￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏

By Bennie
at 2016-08-02T19:09

無聊

By Dinah
at 2016-08-05T08:58

0分

By Franklin
at 2016-08-08T01:39

好ez歡迎你

By Ursula
at 2016-08-11T14:09

我覺得不錯內你行兒

By Kristin
at 2016-08-14T15:40

By Quanna
at 2016-08-16T05:07

優文給推

By Mason
at 2016-08-17T10:37

還蠻好笑的

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-22T02:24

拜託來個讓詹迷笑酸詹文好嗎這程度跟國中生沒兩樣

By Sarah
at 2016-08-24T21:00

。

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-28T13:28

這個不桶不行

By Lily
at 2016-08-30T20:44

自以為幽默

By Ivy
at 2016-08-31T05:25

這只是在反映版上的水準而已

By Enid
at 2016-09-01T21:18

你們不是喜歡看垃圾造謠嘛

By Michael
at 2016-09-02T13:29

無言

By Annie
at 2016-09-06T22:55

XDD

By Andy
at 2016-09-10T05:30

腿最粗的首推勇士、馬刺

By Harry
at 2016-09-11T03:37

有創意給推,

By Quanna
at 2016-09-11T16:59

把酸酸無腦的思想說出來了補推

By Catherine
at 2016-09-15T07:45

其實真的夠爛夠好笑

By Lauren
at 2016-09-18T07:52

6.把天賦帶到詹酸家裡洗馬桶

By Dinah
at 2016-09-20T05:24

反串到很爛

By Zanna
at 2016-09-24T00:11

的

By Carol
at 2016-09-28T09:15

反串很爛？你敢批評詹酸的想法很爛？小心被詹酸追殺

By Valerie
at 2016-09-30T13:42

有點好笑

By Rebecca
at 2016-10-01T16:57

這篇文的內容全是詹酸的說法他原封不動打出來而已

By Adele
at 2016-10-04T10:36

你要這樣反串損自己偶像我是沒啥意見啦

By Heather
at 2016-10-08T04:58

阿緯數學習題寫完了嗎借我抄

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-11T11:05

廢到笑

By Dorothy
at 2016-10-14T21:02

還蠻好笑的阿XDDD

By Blanche
at 2016-10-17T03:51

蠻好笑的

By Eartha
at 2016-10-21T22:44

很不好笑

By Connor
at 2016-10-26T13:34

哈哈

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-27T03:38

沒運動家噓

By Eden
at 2016-10-31T13:40

中肯好文姆斯史上吃相最難看球員

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-11-02T18:58

無聊捏

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-11-03T15:54

有笑有推

By Noah
at 2016-11-06T06:13

不好笑耶，想反諷什麼至少也要寫的高明點

By Jacky
at 2016-11-08T07:08

反酸無腦跟嗨的XDDDD

By Queena
at 2016-11-13T03:58

哈哈，睡前笑一下

By Zora
at 2016-11-13T18:18

By Olga
at 2016-11-15T18:37

睡前推個這版就是Curry是神只差沒把他供起來拜了

By Frederica
at 2016-11-20T05:22

有笑有推

By Ursula
at 2016-11-21T18:04

LBJ就被妖魔化整天腦補他的想法為酸而酸

By Puput
at 2016-11-24T17:27

By Andy
at 2016-11-25T20:52

連球技都否定掉智商真的堪憂

By Michael
at 2016-11-28T08:15

嗯

By Isabella
at 2016-11-29T21:03

酸酸這時候怎麽沒有要求原文了？平常不是很喜歡嗆
原文？

By Noah
at 2016-12-03T08:58

為什麼發文一定很正經連幽默都不行嗎這又不是廢
文

By Quanna
at 2016-12-08T01:16

還蠻好笑的啊

By Wallis
at 2016-12-11T14:12

不錯笑

By Isabella
at 2016-12-13T16:42

好玩嗎

By Frederica
at 2016-12-18T09:04

有笑只能推了!

By Anthony
at 2016-12-22T09:33

別臭酸都無地自容了好殘忍不忍直視

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-12-26T10:49

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By Eden
at 2016-12-30T10:57

ㄏㄏ崩潰了喔

By Kelly
at 2017-01-02T21:19

?????

By Jessica
at 2017-01-06T09:38

XDD

By Susan
at 2017-01-08T22:56

都是酸民最愛的腦補噓的反而是酸民好奇怪的感覺

By Ophelia
at 2017-01-09T00:52

...

By Dinah
at 2017-01-11T19:28

……………

By Jessica
at 2017-01-14T23:51

有笑有推

By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-17T19:35

喬神也跑去打二年棒球啊詹神換跑道拿小金人滿合理

By Hazel
at 2017-01-18T04:42

怎麼沒有跟吳宗憲主持大熱門的選項 XDDDDD

By Delia
at 2017-01-19T13:24

最後的俳句有感

By Dorothy
at 2017-01-22T09:47

堪薩斯皇家隊勒連續兩年進世界大賽一年拿冠

By Robert
at 2017-01-22T11:10

87分不能再高了

By William
at 2017-01-27T08:54

護姆斯護到發文損他奇葩

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-29T20:02

想反擊酸卻沒有力道想幽默又一點也不好笑廢文無誤

By Mary
at 2017-02-01T19:00

沒意義

By Kristin
at 2017-02-01T20:17

有笑推

By Emma
at 2017-02-06T15:04

笑爛給推

By Joe
at 2017-02-10T11:00

有笑有推

By Rachel
at 2017-02-13T22:54

詹酸不意外

By George
at 2017-02-16T05:59

沒原文的廢文也敢PO

By Daph Bay
at 2017-02-16T12:44

有笑給推

By Tom
at 2017-02-18T06:02

不好笑

By Agatha
at 2017-02-22T12:13

廢到笑

By James
at 2017-02-23T01:10

哈哈

By Callum
at 2017-02-27T13:15

廢到笑 XD

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-28T21:52

迷迷進攻囉～

By Tom
at 2017-03-02T08:28

偶有笑

By David
at 2017-03-03T15:23

內容多元分析深入我給甲上

By Caitlin
at 2017-03-08T00:57

酸酸進攻摟

By Necoo
at 2017-03-12T17:41

有笑有推跟平常詹酸講的很像

By Queena
at 2017-03-13T17:16

崩崩

By Cara
at 2017-03-16T22:19

科科

By Puput
at 2017-03-17T17:49

哈哈

By Iris
at 2017-03-21T15:22

廢到有剩

By Belly
at 2017-03-25T14:29

滿好笑的但你可以發在ez版

By Cara
at 2017-03-27T22:36

你腿迷也轉隊了!?

By Emily
at 2017-03-29T10:55

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2017-03-29T20:03

沒梗

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-04-02T21:44

滿好笑的

By Vanessa
at 2017-04-04T23:31

有笑有推

By Olga
at 2017-04-06T09:19

有笑有推

By Zora
at 2017-04-06T14:29

沒梗又無聊

By Olga
at 2017-04-08T08:16

好吧我笑了

By Selena
at 2017-04-09T23:26

很好笑啊說不好笑的一定不了解LBJ XDD

By Harry
at 2017-04-12T04:36

有笑有推

By Charlie
at 2017-04-14T10:46

佔版面

By Isabella
at 2017-04-18T00:51

超廢哈哈哈

By Edith
at 2017-04-18T22:08

By Sandy
at 2017-04-22T16:11

笑了

By Caitlin
at 2017-04-24T00:15

反串想黑詹酸用這也太爛

By Kumar
at 2017-04-28T23:57

有笑有推

By Margaret
at 2017-04-30T06:50

沾粉請理性討論勿戰

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-05-01T13:08

推

By Jessica
at 2017-05-06T03:11

真的滿好笑的

By Elma
at 2017-05-08T09:07

ㄏㄏ

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-05-11T19:36

很明顯假酸真捧啊誰能勝任這麼多腳色妳說

By Callum
at 2017-05-16T04:15

有笑有推

By Ophelia
at 2017-05-16T12:55

用心

By Cara
at 2017-05-17T12:56

笑了

By Yedda
at 2017-05-22T01:38

我喜歡

By Xanthe
at 2017-05-22T18:59

用心推

By Heather
at 2017-05-23T13:26

希望有下一篇

By Ula
at 2017-05-28T01:28

這篇的酸酸：廢文原文的酸酸：哈哈喂我姆斯啦

By Margaret
at 2017-05-30T06:05

超好笑哈哈哈哈

By Blanche
at 2017-05-31T02:04

笑死

By Olive
at 2017-06-02T11:29

水準

By Genevieve
at 2017-06-04T16:51

前面風向失敗

By Ophelia
at 2017-06-06T06:52

……

By Emma
at 2017-06-10T20:51

廢文

By Irma
at 2017-06-12T07:40

幹我笑了

By Genevieve
at 2017-06-16T05:19

嗯哼

By Oscar
at 2017-06-20T20:08

滾

By Noah
at 2017-06-23T12:45

…

By Ula
at 2017-06-24T04:51

有夠廢害我噴笑好久XD

By Oscar
at 2017-06-26T15:11

廢到笑

By Ula
at 2017-06-28T23:52

桶吧

By Michael
at 2017-06-29T08:14

推皇馬假摔

By Yuri
at 2017-06-29T09:48

你說桶就桶我說不桶

By Robert
at 2017-06-29T21:09

中肯優文 87分不能再多了

By Hedda
at 2017-07-02T00:51

推

By Quintina
at 2017-07-03T01:09

林迷水準

By Poppy
at 2017-07-06T02:20

廢到笑

By Charlotte
at 2017-07-07T08:49

看到一堆人哭哭就是爽

By Ophelia
at 2017-07-11T17:02

By Brianna
at 2017-07-15T05:48

廢文

By Hedy
at 2017-07-17T07:31

推推

By Caitlin
at 2017-07-18T22:35

你可以跟我講笑點在哪嗎

By Lydia
at 2017-07-22T11:44

這種廢文還有四十幾推

By Ursula
at 2017-07-23T02:32

把拉瑪西亞影劇學院放哪？

By Erin
at 2017-07-24T15:41

覺得有少什麼自己加嘛可惜系列文被s了

By Elizabeth
at 2017-07-27T14:52

本來就沒有笑點我和SAS一樣認真藉由板上酸民酸點
預測辣不浪下家

By Tracy
at 2017-07-29T16:12

我的準確率大概高SAS 1個百分點

By Heather
at 2017-07-30T03:34

原po下手太狠你直接把某些人的水準毫無保留的展現

By Wallis
at 2017-08-03T03:25

出來那些人當然氣急敗壞惱羞成怒阿好笑嗎無聊廢
文等等的言論會冒出來也是可想而知的

By Agatha
at 2017-08-03T09:52

水準低歸低但是還是會臉紅的所以放過那些人吧~~~

By Irma
at 2017-08-05T03:38

跟版上一堆低水準酸民99%接近不過那些會更不要臉一
點

By Delia
at 2017-08-09T14:02

爛到笑XDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2017-08-11T06:58

承認姆斯的行為來諷刺酸酸有點高招阿

By Isabella
at 2017-08-13T23:00

By Faithe
at 2017-08-16T12:13

雖然笑了但內容還是沒品

By Ingrid
at 2017-08-17T15:40

其實我笑了

By Elvira
at 2017-08-20T17:39

詹迷崩潰？！

By Oscar
at 2017-08-23T18:02

廢到笑

By Kelly
at 2017-08-27T23:18

太優質惹

By Olga
at 2017-08-31T09:49

好文..推

By Quintina
at 2017-09-03T23:44

優質好文～廢到笑 XDDD

By Quintina
at 2017-09-05T03:47

有才給推

By Quintina
at 2017-09-07T06:53

靠北超沒品但超他媽好笑哈哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2017-09-09T22:15

kwj是啊Q勝利法嗎

By Adele
at 2017-09-14T04:09

可憐……

By Aaliyah
at 2017-09-18T18:38

笑了

By Audriana
at 2017-09-19T08:25

讚

By Belly
at 2017-09-21T14:25

有深度

By Yuri
at 2017-09-25T07:58

母獅迷崩潰成這樣真可憐，快請你媽媽幫你的褲子穿上

By Eden
at 2017-09-29T19:44

可悲…

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-10-01T14:10

By Jake
at 2017-10-02T06:37

By Mary
at 2017-10-02T14:38

這ID水準不意外

By Belly
at 2017-10-04T20:35

版主出來洗地囉

By Doris
at 2017-10-06T16:21

有笑有推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-10-11T08:36

我開始相信你了

By Rachel
at 2017-10-13T13:03

這ID水準不意外

By Catherine
at 2017-10-18T08:30

這篇超讚XDDDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2017-10-23T08:29

？

By Ophelia
at 2017-10-26T15:00

難得U質文

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-27T14:48

其實滿好笑的

By Mary
at 2017-10-28T15:57

廢到笑

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-10-28T20:02

我也是醉了

By Linda
at 2017-10-30T12:55

哈哈哈哈真北濫

By Oscar
at 2017-10-30T16:44

這ID就專門貶低其他球員來捧詹的，看到必噓啊

By Emma
at 2017-10-31T13:58

By Annie
at 2017-11-02T05:23

有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2017-11-05T12:50

By Joseph
at 2017-11-06T00:09

不好笑之外你的5完全顯示你的個人水準

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