[討論] 強運超人~Kobe - NBA

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作者: nIckNonAme (無暱稱) 看板: NBA
標題: [討論] 強運超人~Kobe
時間: Fri Jun 11 18:14:36 2010

有人跟我一樣覺得柯比運氣很好的嗎?

96年第13順位被黃蜂選中,馬上跟湖人總管經營之神Jerry West交易換了Divac。

後來傑瑞西為了省錢+把位置讓給狗鼻,把林北最愛的Eddie Jones交易出去。

一個能飛能三分,冷靜不多話又長的帥的男人,就為了一個狗鼻被換走了。

好運的狗鼻一進聯盟就躲在歐肥的保護下年年進季後賽,

加上在大城市洛杉磯,一直被捧。

後來喬丹快退休了史騰怕沒人看NBA了,就想快點抓一個人當喬丹接班人打廣告。

結果看到有個6呎6身高跟喬丹很像,也打得分後衛的,又剛好在大城市球隊打球,


史騰:就決定是你了!去吧~皮卡丘!


然後就開始幫他弄廣告打知名度,這幾年他也很爽,整天都學喬丹,

這是一個Copy Bryant的故事。

然後靠著歐肥,Copy每年都有季後賽打,每次亂射都有歐肥幫他搶籃板補進。

射了三節,第四節熄火也沒差,反正歐肥會搞定一切。

雖然傑瑞西開始有點後悔當初把Jones丟出去,不過想想還有歐肥就算了。

大家一開始看湖人隊只是想看歐肥的,Copy只是順便,

要看得分後衛飆分,那時候我都看暴龍的Carter,或是76人的AI。

但是看久了不知不覺有人被洗腦了,看到他一直射很多分就以為他很強,

以為他進攻能力很好,也不想想內線有歐肥吸引包夾幫外圍做了多大的空檔。

過了兩年他過太爽,不知道哪根筋不對,在丹佛對一個女服務生kobed,

(kobe+d,當是過去動詞),被人家說他是Kober(加上r變成名詞)。

真是球場一條蟲,旅館一條龍。

這是一個Kober Bryant的故事。

結果隊友在打冠軍賽,他在打官司。

還鬼上身了說馬龍調戲他老婆,搞的馬龍不爽到極點。

後來湖人沒拿冠軍,F4解散,因為他比歐肥年輕,湖人把籌碼壓在未來,

留Kober交易歐肥,搞的湖迷怨聲載道。禪師也被搞走了。

歐肥:玩女人的NBA球員很多,但是沒人玩到出庭。

禪師:霖北縱橫籃壇這麼多年,沒看過這麼白目的高中生。

後來湖人給他一直射,但是射了好幾年都打不進季後賽。

雖然傑瑞西當時已經不在湖人當總管了,但是我想他還是會感嘆吧。

Jerry West OS:

早知道當年13順位我就叫黃蜂選Nash我再交易,
幹~當年第15順位的Nash已經拿兩個MVP了。
Kober Bryant還在那邊自幹。


結果Kober不爽的吵著要湖人交易他,說想去芝加哥,

嗯?芝加哥的妹有比較正嗎?

打球一條蟲,打人一條龍的Kober不斷放話,打人。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1Yt4KUND4

後來湖人的新總管看這樣下去不是辦法,好在湖人招牌球星傑瑞西在灰熊當過總管。

湖人總管OS:

我們的老總管傑瑞西和灰熊總管也還有點交情。


結果把灰熊的Gasol搶過來搶籃板,讓Kober又可以繼續亂射。


Kober:

一姐!我們來合體吧!


Gasol:

阿阿阿~會不會壞掉 >///<



08年的奧運,Kober看到03梯的球星都去打,想說一定能奪冠,
進去的比他老的只有Kidd,他想說一梯退三步,03梯的在他面前準備退到密西西比河了。
就跑去奧運會,賽前還很謙虛的說他只是來幫忙防守的,
結果出手還是全隊第一。

有沒有人跟我一樣覺得他的運氣很好的嗎?


龜婆:大人,我們的如霜姑娘賣藝不賣身的阿@@
豹頭:我kobed了他,又不給錢,那就不算賣了阿,哈哈哈哈。
蘇乞兒:那算什麼?
洪七:嗯~~~~還是Kober!

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作者 hllwolfkhan (卸阿金老闆) 看板 NBA
標題 [公告] 水桶、警告
時間 Fri Feb 5 01:43:32 2010
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nIckNonAme :我這輩子只知道Kobe這個人,你們要學他,別跌他的股02/03 23:41
警告兩次!

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All Comments

Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2010-06-17T05:15
我這輩子只知道Kobe這個人,你們要學他,別跌他的股
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-06-19T03:57
我笑了
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2010-06-20T06:28
放餌囉~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2010-06-22T20:00
gooD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-06-24T00:04
簽名檔XDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2010-06-28T13:03
把kobe當動詞使用真是語言學史上的一大突破
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2010-06-29T20:40
運氣是不錯 總有大個子罩 今年Gasol也救好幾次了
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2010-07-02T18:44
推Eddie Jones.....................
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2010-07-03T14:02
這篇有m文的實力~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-07-04T05:21
有笑有推
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2010-07-04T13:04
揪竟這篇會XX還是會爆?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-07-08T02:07
大推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2010-07-08T10:10
科比不強運的話 現在就跟受刑人跳SORRYSORRY了~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-07-13T05:22
eddie jones也在愛
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2010-07-17T22:32
推推推~~~~
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2010-07-19T17:09
這篇真好笑 幫推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-07-24T14:21
美式足球有個球員叫做Taiwan 希望他好好做人不要kobe
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-07-28T10:14
kobe n.仙人 v.強X adj.強爆的
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-08-01T10:59
kobe kobed kober
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-08-02T13:01
別騙人了!你其實是想打強__超人吧!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2010-08-06T17:02
中肯 如果Copy跟七六人AI一樣隊友 大概跟莎莎差不多
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2010-08-10T00:39
純挑錯誤 只有04-05那年沒進playoff 沒有好幾年 XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2010-08-12T10:57
「強運超人」的第二字改一下會比較貼切
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-08-13T16:11
釣魚文就別強求太多了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2010-08-15T01:06
強烈要求第二字改字XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2010-08-18T00:20
拿冠軍的事都閉口不提喔 真有你的
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2010-08-22T06:54
AI配當年歐肥...恩...大概拿10座冠軍沒問題
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-08-26T03:07
我只能說這篇"文如其人"!什麼人發什麼文章!!!
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2010-08-30T05:43
菜就是該死!!!被手肘打算便宜你了!!!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2010-09-02T10:27
沒甚麼好討論的
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2010-09-03T11:43
很好笑 哈哈哈 可以說恰如其分嗎
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2010-09-04T14:24
有笑有推
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2010-09-06T10:15
認同樓樓上 蠻多AI迷都這樣想吧
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2010-09-10T09:08
超好笑 論點我認同 亂射Kobe 頂級中鋒幫補
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2010-09-13T02:48
突然多了四樓 科科
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-09-17T09:10
AI人在哪
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2010-09-18T09:51
撲 等年過35又全身是傷時 看看 KOBE在哪
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2010-09-22T00:57
整天理由一堆還不練球!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-09-23T19:51
AI都不練球的喔 好對得起隊友喔
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2010-09-24T05:16
千篇一律
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2010-09-29T04:29
廢文
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2010-09-30T16:52
幾霸婚~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-10-01T16:54
沒歐肥還不是幹81分
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2010-10-02T00:20
科迷崩潰了 輸球還被鞭屍Q_Q
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2010-10-04T10:35
中肯文,優質應該要M
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2010-10-06T21:01
羨慕嗎?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2010-10-07T07:08
顆顆 一堆第三戰去崩潰的出現了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-10-11T15:43
幾爸婚
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2010-10-15T23:38
好多戒指
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2010-10-18T13:27
Eddie Jones 我也很愛
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-10-18T23:46
沒崩潰阿
樓上中墾
樓樓上
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2010-10-23T17:09
說穿了你就是忌妒 KB苦練球時間比你PO廢文時間多
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2010-10-28T14:07
強運戒指get!
George avatar
By George
at 2010-11-02T11:17
句句中肯 命中要害 科迷沒辦法回嘴 只好崩潰狂噓
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2010-11-06T01:22
說穿了你就是忌妒 KB強__球時間比你PO廢文時間多
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2010-11-08T06:53
有人說過運氣也是實力之一啊(茶
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-11-13T03:34
哈哈 失敗者開始怪罪於運氣了
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2010-11-16T05:51
EZchat文
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-11-17T09:21
顆顆 一堆第四戰去崩潰的出現了
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2010-11-21T09:33
KB太強運了 下一場壓湖人準沒錯!
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2010-11-22T00:21
羞羞臉 ( ′-`)y-~
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2010-11-23T23:18
真的是一帆風順的球員生涯
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2010-11-25T04:21
太 中 肯 了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2010-11-27T07:40
這篇有點有趣
David avatar
By David
at 2010-11-30T09:08
科科科
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2010-12-03T10:08
科科
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2010-12-05T13:12
路過推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-12-05T19:29
沒有Oneal Gasol 湖人隊季後賽就慘了
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2010-12-07T05:05
大腿抱得好, 高估高到老
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2010-12-11T22:52
哈哈
John avatar
By John
at 2010-12-15T22:46
甚麼樣的人PO甚麼水準的文章
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2010-12-18T00:24
我還沒聽過湖人要省錢的
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2010-12-20T11:06
哎哎哎哎哎哎哎
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2010-12-22T05:04
中肯 但會被噓 畢竟科迷人很多的
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2010-12-25T10:44
哈哈有梗
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2010-12-25T12:17
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2010-12-27T09:09
在酸民眼中Kobe真的都是運氣好而已 標準不服氣
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2010-12-30T07:51
GJ
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-01-04T07:11
XDDDDDDDD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2011-01-07T23:35
對他說馬龍調戲他老婆這點我印象還蠻深的
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-01-11T18:18
想必閣下這些對白想了很久XD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2011-01-13T09:33
酸民提早崩潰?
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2011-01-14T09:20
科科
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-01-17T19:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2011-01-18T05:28
這篇應該要M
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2011-01-19T16:36
gj
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2011-01-19T19:09
人家多精又多金,不像鄉民只多一張嘴@@
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2011-01-22T05:32
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-01-26T18:38
狗鼻參加灌籃大賽大家就認識他了 一張雞排臉
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2011-01-30T21:58
你一定很怨你討厭的人運氣比你好齁 >_^
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2011-02-01T05:54
好文必推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2011-02-03T22:45
只能說中肯!!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2011-02-05T11:15
我只記得當時我支持湖人隊
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2011-02-06T14:29
每次前三節都大贏 第四節歐尼爾開始一直罰球
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2011-02-07T01:08
會不會壞掉 我笑了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-02-08T03:38
好文推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2011-02-10T12:10
無限回圈 然後爵士隊就進冠軍賽了.........
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-02-12T10:34
我看到那影片就覺得kobe只要每次失誤就想打人
愛腦羞的人...
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2011-02-16T19:50
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-02-17T21:56
哩咧公啥 蛙龍看無
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2011-02-20T11:36
逼唉
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-02-22T06:37
無聊
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2011-02-24T01:44
這篇要M 因為連推文都很好笑
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2011-02-28T04:40
好文必推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-02-28T09:59
每月看了應該很爽
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2011-03-05T04:56
好文我頂到肺
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2011-03-07T12:51
這篇要M了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-03-12T08:15
簽名檔我找好久了XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2011-03-13T22:48
說不定WIKI馬上就有人上傳囉~
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-03-14T20:59
這篇應該置底..
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2011-03-17T00:12
無意義
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-03-18T17:47
GJ
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-03-22T09:46
p板主應該最愛m這種文章吧,怎麼還不m
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2011-03-26T14:23
白痴
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2011-03-28T19:26
...
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-03-30T23:24
有笑有推
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-03-31T19:18
有趣
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-04-02T00:40
霉月最愛M廢文+在公告文吵架了 怎麼還不快來?
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2011-04-06T03:21
XD
William avatar
By William
at 2011-04-06T23:45
說真的 我每次看到仙人那雞排的臉 我非常想扁他
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-04-11T19:47
XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2011-04-15T22:35
有笑有推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2011-04-20T07:53
中肯好文
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2011-04-24T07:30
KOBE只有一年沒進季後賽 專業點可以嗎?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2011-04-25T17:52
好文 第二次出現總算該M了吧
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-04-26T21:59
XD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2011-04-28T06:17
不錯笑XD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2011-05-02T09:40
好優質的討論文唷
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-05-04T14:26
這是啥文,雖然我也笑了,但是我不認同你的說法
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-05-09T12:10
kobed...XDDDDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2011-05-12T20:06
說真的簽名檔未什麼會被警告??
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2011-05-17T16:05
超好笑 哈哈哈
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-05-19T17:54
怨氣好深 文筆好淺
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2011-05-23T21:59
kobe kobed kobed kobing kobive kobion
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-05-24T01:27
這篇好好笑XDDD 但還是要噓!! 崩潰文真有趣
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2011-05-27T10:11
別崩潰啦
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2011-05-29T12:09
快點m!!!這麼好的文章怎麼不m起來鎂樂快來m唷文
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2011-06-02T14:10
中肯給推
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2011-06-06T07:51
GOOD JOB
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2011-06-10T07:41
很好笑阿~~反正就是這種水準~~這應該M噢...美月勒??
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2011-06-14T11:09
這篇是要看科迷和反科迷的數量吧 XDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2011-06-15T23:18
ELBOW運用的如火純青的男人
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2011-06-20T10:46
不止喔~我這種中間球迷看了都給推~XD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2011-06-23T00:36
中肯推
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2011-06-24T13:11
崩~~~~~~溃~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-06-27T03:51
林北也愛Eddie Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of my favors
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2011-06-30T05:33
還 蠻 屌 的
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2011-07-02T23:55
優文快M
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-07-06T19:55
阿阿阿~會不會壞掉 >///< 這邊我大笑
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2011-07-08T07:22
我KG迷我都覺得這水準太低落了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2011-07-12T05:08
雖然你也很有眼光喜愛Jones 不過噓其他胡說八道
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2011-07-14T05:34
優文給推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-07-17T14:58
Kober...
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2011-07-17T16:10
廢文
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-07-19T21:59
好文快m
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-07-20T10:10
歡樂文!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-07-22T15:40
~~~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2011-07-23T08:46
顆顆 所以要是你和他互換腳色 你可以拿到三千萬瞜?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2011-07-25T13:17
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-07-28T15:42
超好笑XD 艾迪瓊斯當年可惜了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2011-07-30T11:58
蠻像當年東尼史塔克他老爸趕走安東萬科一樣
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2011-08-02T07:14
推薦這篇文章
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2011-08-03T19:07
總版最歡迎的文章出現了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-08-05T11:02
你的好運是建立在他每天早上無數次的練習 而不是你
在這裡嘴砲給鄉民聽就算數了
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2011-08-09T08:45
......
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-08-11T17:27
不要把反湖迷的格調拉低好嗎
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2011-08-14T20:25
優質文章 讓許多優質科迷都高潮了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-19T11:14
忠肯優質文!!!!必推
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-08-21T13:37
苛謎的水準 不意外...
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-08-23T02:42
...
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2011-08-26T06:33
貴姓
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2011-08-29T13:37
超好笑
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-08-31T16:19
科科,推一個。真的是一堆人因為摳鼻討厭湖人 這下
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2011-09-03T19:47
太中肯了 推跟噓會是什麼人都知道XDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2011-09-04T02:03
"阿阿阿~會不會壞掉 >///<" .... 我笑了 XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2011-09-08T07:11
有梗給推
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-09-12T10:42
Kobed XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-09-17T02:05
看一次噓一次
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-09-19T16:59
..........................................
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2011-09-20T00:50
樓上kober
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-09-21T19:03
其實寫得不錯挺有意境的~
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-09-24T23:57
這算人身攻擊嗎= =
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2011-09-28T17:44
該有的梗都用上了 值得推一個
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2011-10-03T16:27
噓 kober :..............................XDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2011-10-06T19:27
這種低級文在這邊出現還滿正常的
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-10-10T02:26
毫無內容 就只值個虛
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-10-12T07:39
運氣好啊 法官都判無罪了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-10-14T03:55
XDDDDDDDDDD
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2011-10-17T10:46
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2011-10-18T23:12
科迷噓了,那就只好推了~
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2011-10-23T13:49
沒一個球員像他一樣討厭
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2011-10-25T04:04
把舊梗整合 這投研討會會落選 當參考文獻倒ok
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2011-10-25T10:40
哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-10-27T16:49
歐肥配一個球星就可以拿冠軍...KOBE很不惜福!!!!!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2011-10-27T20:37
吠文
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-10-28T08:08
KOBE運氣真好哪像LBJ這麼衰小
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2011-11-02T03:01
推推 禪師不是回來了嗎
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2011-11-06T03:10
看到kober出現 害我狂笑不止.....
Kober出現來噓文了。
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2011-11-10T19:07
今天劉勇說 若不是摳比在湖人 很多人會喜歡他
我覺得很中肯
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2011-11-11T16:45
明明就很好笑阿 顆顆
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2011-11-15T06:40
幹! 這篇太好笑了 借轉個板XDDDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2011-11-17T23:22
強運科仙人! 96梯另外兩顆星 一個變放槍 一個變毒瘤
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-11-19T01:18
簽名檔好笑
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2011-11-19T22:04
這文都不刪 NBA版果然是反湖版 偶而近來吵吵架也好
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-11-21T22:04
Kobe強運 你只能在這PO廢文
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2011-11-24T08:58
不論內文,在下也覺得他運氣超好
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2011-11-24T13:56
有笑有推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2011-11-26T13:15
GJ
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-11-28T11:06
你今天KOBE了嗎
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2011-11-28T15:26
GJ
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2011-12-03T12:45
zz
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2011-12-04T10:19
其實也沒有好幾年沒打進季後賽
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-12-04T17:27
KOBEING KOBED
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2011-12-09T10:55
有笑有推 不錯
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2011-12-14T08:32
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2011-12-19T05:55
好笑耶 推推
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2011-12-20T09:04
狂推
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2011-12-22T22:17
kober
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-12-23T15:33
中肯文
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2011-12-26T09:16
100
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2011-12-28T03:30
好笑嗎
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-12-28T11:25
Copy一哥 學來學去
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2011-12-29T22:35
歐肥真的才是王到
David avatar
By David
at 2011-12-31T07:24
===============Kobe 81分強者 你根本不懂=========
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2012-01-02T20:44
好ˇ文中肯
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-01-04T06:10
好文阿 P不m嗎 這就是這個板整天期待的文?
這就是整天講湖迷水準不怎樣的水準..
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-01-08T15:07
中肯文 只是kobe真的冠軍賽真的蠻準的
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2012-01-10T16:24
蠻弱的 但是符合本版酸民胃口
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-01-11T08:39
好文
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-01-13T09:29
不要以為拿電影台詞加一些自己幻想的內容就是有文筆
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-01-13T15:26
還蠻好笑的..蠻多梗..:p
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2012-01-14T23:28
看到某幾個噓文的不禁要幫推
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-01-19T15:39
笑慘了 XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2012-01-21T08:16
看到kober噓文快笑死
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-01-26T08:07
...........
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2012-01-26T09:18
有M的實力
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-01-30T01:24
可悲 你花多少時間打這篇文章啊? 你的人生只剩下酸嗎
stern要捧人也要看對方有沒有實力
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-02-01T22:22
好多爾
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2012-02-04T08:07
這篇真的太讚了XDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2012-02-05T20:39
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-02-10T15:40
XD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-02-12T11:06
這種文章可以推到六十幾 證明這板不是普通的優質
版主應該要為本版的優質化接受全世界的表揚
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2012-02-14T20:46
kobed vt.及物動詞 強爆
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2012-02-19T03:00
XDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-02-23T13:25
中肯推!!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2012-02-26T04:33
真悲哀
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-02-29T00:23
100
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-03-05T00:06
GOOD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2012-03-06T19:51
這篇真的要M起來了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2012-03-07T15:42
補血
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2012-03-10T10:36
Kobe很強 可是他的品行真的讓人感到非常質疑
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-03-13T08:07
中肯文!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-03-15T03:34
不在湖人也許會更多人喜歡,但湖隊真的很有裁判愛
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-03-16T05:04
XD GJ
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2012-03-19T18:36
GOOD
James avatar
By James
at 2012-03-20T03:29
他本來就很賽阿 最後一擊沒進都有人幫忙補
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-03-21T17:40
只能給推了 不推會被kobed~~
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2012-03-22T17:33
真悲哀 你媽知道你只剩廢文嗎?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2012-03-23T13:30
好文推推推
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2012-03-24T00:29
真是太好笑了,原PO太有才了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-03-26T03:50
肘擊漏掉了Bibby那球~
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2012-03-26T16:53
有笑有推XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2012-03-28T16:36
這種文都這麼多人推 NBA版真的病了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2012-04-02T10:57
廢物po廢文
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2012-04-02T12:57
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2012-04-07T05:26
XDDDDY
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-04-07T08:07
他運氣本來就好 永遠都有頂級長人在籃下幫他做苦工
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2012-04-11T23:39
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2012-04-16T07:25
Kobe kobed the woman kobely, he is the kobest kob
er.
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-04-20T03:37
中肯文,優質應該要M 噓的人有種寫文反駁啊
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2012-04-21T17:00
時勢造英雄阿 就算今天沒他也會有另一個強運哥~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2012-04-24T00:46
同樣都是廢文,你還弱了點。
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-04-28T00:05
好文應該要推爆 湖酸們加油呀
打錯 酸湖
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2012-05-01T11:43
運氣也是實力之一啊 一樣不喜歡他 但不否認他的運氣
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-05-03T10:01
真的很好
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-05-08T02:46
cd補噓
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2012-05-09T03:09
大推!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2012-05-09T11:34
這個版病的人真不少...
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2012-05-14T04:50
噓的人都生病了嗎...?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-05-19T04:24
噓 carterdunk :噓的人都生病了嗎...?
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2012-05-22T16:00
中肯好文 值得一M
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2012-05-27T00:48
難得一見的經典好文 推
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2012-05-27T05:15
GREAT
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-06-01T03:16
好文
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-06-05T16:52
good
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-06-08T08:51
....................
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2012-06-09T23:38
呵呵 PTT果然是反指標
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2012-06-13T23:23
滿分
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-06-15T10:56
轉胡版嗎? 科科
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2012-06-17T14:37
.........
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2012-06-18T01:30
運氣有 但實力是不可否認的
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2012-06-22T20:03
人家有強運 你有嗎
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-06-23T19:54
一百分~~~~~~~~~~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-06-26T08:17
中肯好文,不推不行
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-06-27T15:46
霸王肘 摳比
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-06-28T21:07
NICE
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2012-07-03T08:02
XDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-07-04T18:36
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2012-07-05T07:28
推Kober
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2012-07-07T00:07
為什麼不m這種優質文?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2012-07-11T11:08
好運到爆!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2012-07-11T16:28
強運到暴
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2012-07-16T00:33
我永遠記得那天我跟狗鼻一起得了81分
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-07-20T02:44
所以現在是強運99?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2012-07-22T01:09
板主怎麼不把這篇M起來 好文一篇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2012-07-23T17:44
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2012-07-27T03:54
PUSH
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2012-07-27T19:50
為什麼一年沒進季後賽也可以說成好幾年???
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2012-07-31T10:07
忍不住推一下
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2012-08-04T09:14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-08-05T18:23
有笑有推...
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-08-09T13:32
GJ
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-08-10T20:13
對不起我強到爆了(淚流滿面)
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2012-08-11T11:08
上次我跟原po打球不小心強爆了,害他po這種文真抱歉
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2012-08-15T23:17
中肯好文 湖迷幫推
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2012-08-16T11:01
XDDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2012-08-20T09:14
我來推好文的:p
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-08-25T02:02
KOBE都不KOBE了 XD 爽
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2012-08-25T12:07
如果沒有一姐 KOBER還能拿總冠軍 鄉民就會承認KOBE
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-08-26T11:38
這種文章還給他爆...是有病喔...
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2012-08-28T07:35
幸運超人XD....
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2012-09-02T03:11
快MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM吧
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2012-09-04T18:05
優質好文~~~~~~~難得一見
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2012-09-05T06:49
push XDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2012-09-07T08:38
中肯好文 在總版被刪掉囉?
摳比的球會進有的時候也很強運啊
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2012-09-07T09:38
忍不住推了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2012-09-09T16:02
酸民弄不懂就只好歸給強運呀
真的那麼強運West幹嘛不選其他人
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2012-09-14T10:15
看一看我哭了 中肯到爆Q_______________Q
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-09-16T12:41
狗迷又把狗鼻跟湖人綁在一起了 真他媽的垃圾手法......
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2012-09-18T20:43
沒想到狗鼻除了強肩是SS也有強運SS阿~~難怪可以做一些人
辦不到的事.....
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2012-09-23T02:36
又中肯又好笑 XDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-09-26T09:20
這麼好的文竟然被刪了XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2012-09-30T07:25
PUSH
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2012-10-01T03:43
奇怪 上篇#1C4VUVHc (NBA)這篇也很EZ怎不刪??
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-10-02T19:01
jinpenchi又來了,你是故意要害騎士迷的嗎??
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-10-07T15:14
DKGodman:騎士迷吧?
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2012-10-09T19:20
中肯文居然被刪了~該不會是總版的湖迷施壓所致的吧
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2012-10-10T02:01
純推別跌他的股
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2012-10-12T11:00
幹~我是酸迷 不要害騎士迷 NBA板只有酸迷和狐迷而已....
騎士迷只有在騎士板 謝謝
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2012-10-16T03:53
還有狐迷不要用亂EZ板 滾出去!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2012-10-21T01:43
推樓上 敢酸敢當 哪像一堆迷迷們愛酸又愛裝正義
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2012-10-21T12:41
雖然很好笑 不過中肯推
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2012-10-23T20:02
我這輩子只知道Kobe這個人,你們要學他,別跌他的股
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2012-10-26T14:11
jinpenchi不是騎士迷嗎???
我記得騎板還有你的文章耶
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2012-10-30T18:55
板友名單也有你
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2012-11-04T05:29
又不是以騎士迷的身份來酸的 是反科迷的身分
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-11-06T16:23
八國聯軍打中國也不會特別分哪一國 跟這道理一樣
打狐迷幹嘛分你我 就算球隊彼此有仇但也不會比討厭狐狗
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-11-09T23:03
來的嚴重
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2012-11-10T14:05
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║ ╲ ′ ̄‵ ∕ |就叫做《反湖》 │
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Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2012-11-14T07:14
被他elbow的球星不曉得有幾位了,球品很髒
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-11-15T04:38
有笑有推
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2012-11-18T20:29
只能給推了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2012-11-20T00:22
簽名黨XD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-11-23T12:53
lonelycoffe,Eddie Jones 也是名好球員 ok?
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-11-28T00:53
好文必推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-11-28T21:29
有笑有推喔 @@
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2012-11-30T09:48
KOBE不是神戶嘛?名詞當ed用是啥梗XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-12-04T11:35
強運阿 鄉民去打也可以靠強運拿冠軍喔 ^.<
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-12-05T20:26
我叫我祖母去跟3連霸時期的歐肥一隊都能拿冠軍
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2012-12-06T06:06
GJ
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2012-12-10T12:45
祖母會被打點@@
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-12-14T02:11
狗鼻最會就走狗屎運 進湖人隊跟到好對有 拿到冠軍戒
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2012-12-15T16:51
而且他很不尊重前輩 NBA球員也是一堆討厭他 不過湖版超愛
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2012-12-20T14:29
豈止超愛~都把他當神了=>(科)仙人放屁~眾湖迷:仙氣(聞)
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2012-12-24T21:44
有笑有推XD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-12-28T11:21
純噓好幾年打不進季後賽 好幾年=1?
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-12-31T16:41
非常中肯
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2013-01-02T08:16
不爭氣的嘴角........XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2013-01-06T21:46
借轉 thx
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2013-01-11T07:32
朝聖

今日最佳助攻!!

Una avatar
By Una
at 2010-06-12T02:10
今日最佳助攻唷 assist of night 還有上top5呢 http://tinyurl.com/32arclp 不知道助攻多少次給超賽球員呢!! -- 「簫韶九成,鳳皇來儀。」《尚書‧益稷》 - ...

優質湖迷 >.^

Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2010-06-12T01:28
X2 6/10 line___60207 □ [閒聊] 每月可以公告挑釁湖迷 不准我推文挑釁他 → lineage60207:你找得到我酸大寶貝的推文請便 沒證據還敢亂扣帽子?06/12 01:04 → line___60207:pounil不用覺得寂寞啦 我知道你滿腦都在想強X06/12 01:05 → ...

有人跟我一樣嘛.....

Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2010-06-12T01:11
有人跟我一樣 喜歡以前剛進nba 爆炸頭時的kobe 而討厭現在 光頭 kobe嘛?? 感覺以前的kobe 純真 靦腆 孩子氣 一整個很討喜 他失誤時天真傻氣的笑容 很可愛 現在的kobe 就一整個油條 屌屌的樣子 打球也越來越多動作..... 感覺他變壞了....... ...

這次的總冠軍.....

Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2010-06-12T00:21
這次的總冠軍 說穿了已經都不是體力的對決 而是心靈層面上了.... 景美 比較年輕 可惜板凳弱弱 先發幾乎撐全場 北一 相對老許多 但板凳真的爆強 先發休息時間增多 所以剩下的 只是心靈的對抗了..... 北一 想要證明自己 就算別人不看好總嫌他老 景美 也想證 ...

0611

Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2010-06-11T22:32
1 2 3 4 T 湖人 16 29 17 27 89 塞爾提克 19 23 18 36 96 湖人:Kobe Bryant 33分,10-22,三分6-11,罰球7-8,6籃板,2抄截 Ron Artest 7籃板,4進攻籃板 Lamar Odom 7籃板,10分 ...