與一日台籃迷看球的笑話幾則 - 籃球

By Odelette
at 2022-11-22T10:23
at 2022-11-22T10:23
Table of Contents
1.
A:「昨天晚上看直播的時候,怎麼覺得...球都在洋將身上傳來傳去?」
B:「你第一天看台籃吼?」
2.
A:「他們打球的戰術怎麼都是傳到洋將身上阿?」
B:「什麼戰術?」
3.
A:「那個黑人怎麼都不傳球,過半場就直接投,毫無戰術可言,爛死了。」
B:「你搞錯了吧...」
B:「要不要賽後看一下本土的命中率,你會發現他自幹球隊贏的機會還比較高。」
4.
A:「為什麼太陽可以有4位洋將?」
B:「哪裡4位,T1規則是登錄3位阿?」
A:「你自己看,陛下、白薩、仕東...」
B:「靠腰阿,白薩本土啦,他蒙古人,在中華民國憲法下蒙古是算本土。」
A:「那...應該也要看內蒙還是外蒙吧?」
C:「靠腰啦,白薩是特案外籍生啦!」
5.
A:「奇怪欸,好像給本土球員的投球空檔也不會進,你看那個黑人能投能切敢挑戰魔獸,台灣人到底要怎麼比?」
B:「那個...阿巴西是台灣人喔...」
B:「似乎還有4.5個弟弟妹妹喔,也在打球。」
6.
A:「欸,我們進的第二場雲豹對太陽,會不會差距很大啊?」
B:「不會,這場會很激烈,勢均力敵的一場球賽。」
B:「因為兩隊都很爛,墊底的爛,會讓你看起來雲豹跟昨天的特攻一樣強。」
7.
A:「欸欸你看,鄭瑋是隊長欸!!」
B:「挖靠,這咖也可以你他@#$%^&*#$%^^&」
8.
(散場後)
A:「看完最大的感想是,來台灣的洋將是不是都超級強阿。」
B:「恩,說不定陛下跟士東的球衣會賣比較好...」
以上真人真事,還原現場對話
雖然小弟P寶啦,但是所有對話也適用在P+的球隊
本土真的要加油欸....
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