美國鄉民對悍力克事件的看法 - 棒球

針對悍力克系列事件做最新報導

作者: Patrick Redford
標題: Luke Heimlich Signs With Taiwanese Baseball Team, League Kicks Him Out
網頁連結: https://t.co/48zftNoTA4

因為該報導內容跟板上的消息大致雷同 所以就不贅述

重點擺在此文下方美國鄉民的評論↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

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Hemmerling for Mitchell : ☆１３９

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand
instead. (遺憾是位 台灣/泰國 傻傻分不清楚的鄉民)

得知他(悍力克) 寧願希望去(X)泰國(O)台灣得到打球的機會 --- 真是可惜!

HighAndTight : ☆１１０ (此位鄉民超有才----打油詩來囉!!!)

Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
(悍力克): 但我只是個可憐沒人愛的男孩

Dayton Moore: He’s just a poor boy from a poor family;
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

(現任皇家隊GM): 他只是個來自可憐家庭的可憐男孩
讓他的人生脫離苦海吧(加入暗黑棒球界!?--悍李巖?!?!?)

Luke Heimlich: Easy come easy go; I’ll sign with Lamigo.
(悍力克): 好聚好散 加入ＬＡＭＩＧＯ就是"有猿"

CPBL: Baseballah! No we will not let you throw - let him go!
Baseballah! We will not, Lamigo - let him go!
Baseballah! We will not let you go to Lamigo!
Will not let you go Lamigo! (Never!)
Never let you go Lamigo!
Never Lamigo ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(中華職棒): 棒球嘛 不!!! 我們不會讓你有機會丟球 --- 讓他走!!!
棒球嘛 我們絕不 --- 辣米糕 --- 讓他走!!!
棒球嘛 我們絕不讓你去　 辣米糕
我們絕不讓你去　 辣米糕 絕不　　辣米糕 噢噢噢
　　　　　　 不Ｘ７

Luke Heimlich: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia Lamigo
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can sign me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can’t draft me and leave me to die?
Oh baby, I did this to a baby.
(悍力克): 媽媽咪啊 Ｘ３　　　辣米糕
我內心中有個惡魔
所以你認為你簽了我就可以蓄意羞辱我？
所以你認為你不能選我就放我自生自滅？
-喔北鼻，我對一個小寶貝做了這件事

CPBL: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(中華職棒): 那快滾吧 快從這裡滾出去


Orlandu7 : ☆１９８

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the
First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

我不敢相信台灣棒球聯盟正做出此決定
像是美國憲法第一修正案(即保障言論、出版、和平請願集會及宗教自由)
對他們而言不適用 (我們也有憲法啊)


m4ximusprim3 : ☆３６

The team has released a statement that they were unaware of Heimlich’s
neice, but now that they’ve seen her face, they believe her.

Not a trace of doubt in their minds.

這個隊已經發出聲明他們事先未察覺到悍力克的姪女事件，
但現在他們看過並相信她， 完全看不出有一絲絲的懷疑


Post Karl Malone : ☆３９ (後卡爾○馬龍 XD)

Obligatory fuck Luke Heimlich. (髒字跳過你懂的)

Also, have you guys thought about an article following up with his ex OSU
teammates now that they are no longer chasing a college world series title
together and they can speak more freely?
你們可曾想過寫一篇追蹤報導 針對悍力克的大學前隊友
他們現在不用再一起拚戰大學WS總冠軍 或許他們可以更不受限地發表言論

Also, fuck Luke Heimlich.


The Armdancer: ☆１１

Being that the majority of them are his peers in not only age but probably
similar backgrounds, they would say he’s a great teammate and doesn’t
deserve this.
大部分他的前隊友同儕不只是年齡相仿甚至相似的出身背景
他們會說: 他(悍力克)是個很好的隊友 不值得遭受如此對待

That’s my guess. 這我的猜測


Fozberry : ☆４

Hey, hey, we’re the Monkeys!/ And people say we monkey around!/ We’re too
busy signing pedophiles and then when the league realizes we signed a
pedophile they make us kick him out/ to put any body dooooowwn

嘿嘿 我們是猴子 人家都說我們著猴 我們忙著簽戀童癖
然後當聯盟開始發覺之後 他們叫我們請他回家吃自己


rememberwhenraylewismurderedthosepeople : ☆２０

In all seriousness, this should raise a serious discussion about whether our
society should allow rehabilita-*FART NOISE*
這件事該被認真看待
是否應該討論我們社會該具備(性侵犯)心理復健機制 --放屁聲--


Kill The Bat : ☆３
including former star pitcher Huang Sheng-Hsiung 新聞原文
包括前明星投手 黃勝雄

I can’t believe they reached a verdict on Heimlich. It sounded like it was
gonna be another Huang jury.
我不敢相信他們(悍力克的案件)居然定案了
(黃)Huang jury聽起來像 hung jury (諧音哽)無法做出一致決斷的陪審團


The Conqueror Würm　：　☆９

What a public relations nightmare for the Monkeys, Gary Glitter repping Luke
should’ve tipped them off. Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn, next stop is
Vietnam

對ＬＡＭＩＧＯ來說真是個公關的噩夢!
保羅·雷文Gary Glitter(因性侵兒童等罪名而入獄16年的英國七零年代流行樂手)※

兒童性侵的代表悍力克應該已經讓他們(中華職棒)知道有前科案底了
別問我 我不予置評
看來他下一站要去越南(確定越南有職業棒球???)

(發福版舞棍啊北?)
※保羅·雷文的這首歌很紅 NBA或其他運動節目常放的過場音樂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJ01psE6wc

翻譯如有誤還請多指教並提供修改建議哦，感謝諸位大德！
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