美國記者獻五條計策稱可防Curry - NBA

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By Valerie
at 2016-03-16T08:36

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http://voice.hupu.com/nba/2012534.html

據Sporting News網站記者Jordan Greer報導,受到哈林花式籃球隊的啟發,Jordan
Greer想到了阻止勇士隊球星Stephen Curry的五個方法。

第一個方法:找個球員坐在籃筐上面。

第二個方法:把他鎖在櫃子中。你仍然要派人在櫃子前防守庫裡,但至少他投起籃來會比
以前難多了。

第三個方法:扯下他的褲子。因為你沒法在褲子脫落的情況下繼續打球!那樣會很愚蠢!

第四個方法:告訴他妻子他讓Riley在睡覺前吃蛋糕。 “Wardell Stephen Curry!你給我
馬上過來!”

第五個方法:用小凱撒披薩替換他的日常賽前晚餐。這樣一來,他需要花費數個小時才能
夠消化完畢食物以及羞愧。他會因為“自我憎恨”("self-loathing")缺陣下一場比賽。

本賽季至今,Curry場均出戰33.9分鐘,能夠得到30.5分5.3籃板6.5助攻。


阻止Curry的絕招
http://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/201603/15/BbsImg14580146849420_259x237.gif


Harlem Globetrotters reveal perfect defense to stop Stephen Curry
http://www.sportingnews.com/nba-news/4698425-stephen-curry-harlem-globetrotters-defense-golden-state-warriors

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Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-03-19T23:06
,,,,,,,
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By Genevieve
at 2016-03-24T17:27
87分很高了
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By Frederica
at 2016-03-26T02:31
第三招根本放屁 阿平對PP用過 照樣進了
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By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-27T17:24
簽包溫一日合約
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By Hedda
at 2016-03-30T21:35
6.請腿詹當Curry的投籃教練
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By Anonymous
at 2016-03-31T22:07
庫裡是誰??426滾
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By Edwina
at 2016-04-03T13:04
美國記者好聰明啊
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By Joseph
at 2016-04-06T07:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD796H08J7w
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By Charlie
at 2016-04-06T10:51
廢文
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By Lauren
at 2016-04-08T08:17
場均33分鐘30分
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By Olga
at 2016-04-13T08:07
廢文
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By Ursula
at 2016-04-14T23:42
廢文 完全不好笑
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By Quanna
at 2016-04-17T11:49
滿幽默的文
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By Zanna
at 2016-04-21T15:57
這也算新聞? 這邏輯我可以想出100個
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By Caitlin
at 2016-04-22T23:19
這樣也貼上來?差點飆髒話
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By Brianna
at 2016-04-27T06:44
我可以給8.7分 不能再高了
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By Ethan
at 2016-04-30T08:04
Curry在現代真的比其他球員高出不只一籌
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By Olivia
at 2016-04-30T15:11
這種文也行?
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By Ivy
at 2016-05-03T10:16
蠻爛的
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at 2016-05-07T00:34
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at 2016-05-09T16:59
這種隨興發揮的文一點意義都沒有 又沒梗
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By Jake
at 2016-05-12T16:25
齁邱
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By John
at 2016-05-15T07:05
curry的文章不可以被批評的
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By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-17T08:04
包溫: 守他 吾只用一招 足矣!
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By William
at 2016-05-18T05:56
無聊
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By Hedwig
at 2016-05-20T00:23
這記者這麼閒哦?
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By Faithe
at 2016-05-24T15:58
田壘:脫褲子不是還可以灌籃嗎
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at 2016-05-26T09:48
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0.87 分
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中時不分國界
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By Rachel
at 2016-06-13T07:19
第一個只要出手就是勾天頂吧
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By James
at 2016-06-14T19:26
國外廢文
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By Susan
at 2016-06-16T09:03
希望 咖哩 好好 努力 總有一天 會 到 我的 境界 的
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By Robert
at 2016-06-20T10:00
我 也是 每天 苦練 30分鐘 才有 今天 的 籃球 地位
那麼 我去 練球 了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Ophelia
at 2016-06-24T18:15
叫髒包就好了
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By Susan
at 2016-06-28T16:51
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at 2016-06-28T21:56
羅理事就可以了
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at 2016-07-02T17:05
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By Doris
at 2016-07-06T16:37
請腿科教他五夾之內皆空檔就好了 咦?
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By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-06T20:55
連ptt的廢文都比不上
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By Doris
at 2016-07-11T16:52
那乾脆 我以前也是個籃球員 直到膝蓋中了一箭
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at 2016-08-02T18:14
阿之前不是有人說從體育館的停車場就要開始防守了
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at 2016-08-05T06:12
這是三小
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By William
at 2016-08-09T14:13
還不簡單,派5個人防在他身邊就好,至於他硬切入或
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at 2016-08-24T11:37
廢文...
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美國中時記者喔
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好笑嗎?
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廢文一篇也能當新聞?
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at 2016-10-19T04:47
沒梗又無聊
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at 2016-10-21T16:13
pounil: 請腿科教他五夾之內皆空檔就好了 咦
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