競選文 - NBA

By Agatha
at 2010-06-24T20:10

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我的政見主要是湖迷條款畢竟這是主要亂源

只要把這解決其他都容易處理

1.禁止湖迷造神運動

諸如"Kobe今年總冠軍賽MVP實至名歸"

"湖人靠實力拿下總冠軍"

以上言論都直接視為觸犯版規

我們知道Gasol一直都是真正的MVP

也看到湖人靠黑哨把超賽陰掉

因此這種睜眼刷瞎話的言論直接水桶

2.湖迷直接水桶

會定期到Laker板巡查確認哪些人是真正湖迷

一經確認直接水桶正所謂防患於未然

對於低水準的族群不能給他們太多自由

以上

3.補充一條新政見也是針對湖迷

關於政見2 雖然湖迷確實該禁

但不教而殺謂之虐

因此會定期舉辦社會化治療主要對象當然是湖迷

藉由志工的陪伴與傾聽還有基本知識的再教育

來幫助湖迷取得基本的判斷力

以及具備最基本的道德感 (至少要讓他們知道強暴不對)

當然對於他們內心的偏激與扭曲

也會由專業人員輔導

經過為期3個月的療程與1年半的追蹤治療

如果胡迷的狀況良好則准其參與NBA版平日的討論

但季後賽期間還是需要水桶

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By Robert
at 2010-06-27T08:14

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By Ivy
at 2010-07-01T00:47

(.)(.)

By Xanthe
at 2010-07-04T08:53

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By Vanessa
at 2010-07-05T04:12

c====)

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-07-09T19:23

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By Elvira
at 2010-07-10T10:23

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By Genevieve
at 2010-07-12T19:33

可以開本尊來選嗎QQ

By Jacky
at 2010-07-14T23:41

............EZ有救了..............

By Irma
at 2010-07-16T16:30

(挖鼻孔)

By Joseph
at 2010-07-21T05:26

XDD

By Adele
at 2010-07-24T05:07

原PO你是不是很紅??在護士版被桶分身很多喔

By Ula
at 2010-07-28T12:52

不推不行啊

By Isabella
at 2010-07-29T13:43

XDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2010-07-30T22:53

推

By Harry
at 2010-08-04T08:18

這政見應該也可以去參選總板

By Sandy
at 2010-08-06T20:30

NBA只是一場戲屎藤是導演他想誰贏就誰贏冠軍沒鑑別度

By Ida
at 2010-08-07T17:16

good 很直接喔XDD

By Michael
at 2010-08-11T15:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2010-08-12T02:02

水!

By Cara
at 2010-08-14T22:50

XDD

By Victoria
at 2010-08-19T13:48

他在漫吐板才剛剛人身攻擊被警告而已是板主人好才沒桶他
根本可以列為惡意訪客

By Una
at 2010-08-21T08:59

現在轉移到EZ板來討拍拍了嗎? 你水準比湖迷要低得多

By Iris
at 2010-08-22T23:19

樓上意思是說湖迷也.............科科不意外

By Queena
at 2010-08-24T11:00

喔你要改版名為ANTI-LAKERS 嗎

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-08-25T15:34

Excellent!!

By David
at 2010-08-30T09:40

你選的上恁杯就去吃屎

By Vanessa
at 2010-08-31T15:33

我想看屎吃屎

By Jessica
at 2010-09-05T13:14

樓上晚餐時候照鏡子不就看到了?

By Kelly
at 2010-09-05T22:44

樓上水準比原PO還要低的多

By Lily
at 2010-09-06T15:13

樓樓上提醒你明天早餐記得照鏡子吃屎願望就實現了
再加個樓

By Quanna
at 2010-09-06T21:55

仙迷吃仙迷不意外啊哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-09-07T19:23

甜奶哥

By Brianna
at 2010-09-09T15:24

→ Iam185:你水準比湖迷要低得多這句我怎覺得也酸到湖迷

By Belly
at 2010-09-14T00:20

沒水準的字眼是從他自己嘴巴講出來的怪我囉?

By Anthony
at 2010-09-17T06:48

吃仙迷的去演兩女一杯好嗎

By Olive
at 2010-09-19T22:15

翻譯!! 翻譯!! 可以讓人一直講沒人聽得懂的無聊梗嗎?

By Cara
at 2010-09-20T00:15

兩女一杯是什麼鬼???

By Ina
at 2010-09-23T01:35

兩女一杯（2 Girls 1 Cup）是巴西色情影片Hungry Bitches

By Bethany
at 2010-09-27T03:56

的預告片,講述的是兩嗜糞症女子輪流食糞

By Elvira
at 2010-09-30T17:57

第二集即將上演, 2 Kobefans 1 Cup

By Gary
at 2010-10-01T15:51

Iam185:你水準比湖迷要低得多XDDDDDD湖迷自婊真強哈

By Kyle
at 2010-10-03T10:16

原來如此這種"高水準"影片還是要食糞經驗豐富的人才知道

By Cara
at 2010-10-05T23:37

我是不太了解大家的閱讀能力為什麼能理解成"自婊"?

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-10-09T21:34

"你長相比林志玲要醜得多" 這句話難道也表示林志玲很醜嗎?

By Zanna
at 2010-10-10T12:51

是的

By Adele
at 2010-10-11T06:54

我投給你

By Oscar
at 2010-10-14T10:24

那你沒事會拿林志玲來比嗎科科根本邏輯有問題硬凹

By Iris
at 2010-10-16T12:40

拿兩樣東西出來比較就表示"程度差不多"的邏輯真是太棒了

By Elma
at 2010-10-16T17:33

看來有人說"你比梁朝偉醜" 你也會沾沾自喜因為你邏輯很棒

By Olivia
at 2010-10-20T09:17

那你會拿梁朝偉來比嗎科科不要跳針囉很難看^.<

By Connor
at 2010-10-22T19:53

湖迷比志玲覽叫比雞腿

By Agnes
at 2010-10-24T05:04

湖迷比志玲覽叫比雞腿

By Franklin
at 2010-10-26T19:50

原來第一名不能比最後一名不然就不符合酸民的"比較邏輯"

By Caroline
at 2010-10-27T09:54

好像跟酸民比爛的時候酸民都特別亢奮?

By Erin
at 2010-10-31T00:14

從樓上那幾句話就看得出來酸民喜歡吃覽叫更甚於吃雞腿

By Olga
at 2010-11-03T04:54

我不喜歡吃湖迷喔你從哪看出來的眼睛真好優秀

By Edwina
at 2010-11-08T00:48

那幾句話看得出來?? 你自己喜歡吃不要扯別人下水 ^^

By Frederica
at 2010-11-12T20:11

Iam185有夠沒水準

By Emma
at 2010-11-15T16:34

沒水準的字眼正巧都不是從我嘴裡說出來的抱歉讓你失望?

By Hedwig
at 2010-11-19T10:38

標準仙迷

By Rebecca
at 2010-11-22T06:23

我指的是一直連噓

By Lauren
at 2010-11-25T10:32

對啊吃覽叫真有水準
應該來個鼓掌

By Edwina
at 2010-11-26T04:48

原來現在連噓也要被規範阿? 板規哪一條?

By Zenobia
at 2010-11-29T22:51

"屎吃屎""覽叫" 都是從你同陣營的嘴裡說出來的水準挺高

By Lucy
at 2010-11-30T03:28

慢慢吃吧

By Franklin
at 2010-12-03T13:38

酸民:我開動了~~~~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-12-03T22:37

同陣營是指哪方面不解

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-12-07T04:30

崩潰了吧所以一直連噓這種咖就只會這幾招真是丟人XD

By Jake
at 2010-12-08T08:36

不跟你站同邊就不行標準二分
你的世界好單純讓小弟好生羨慕

By Irma
at 2010-12-12T14:00

這篇文章內容哪裡值得推? 我如果推了才會覺得丟臉XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-12-16T14:17

要出門了祝你用餐愉快

By Xanthe
at 2010-12-20T14:16

可能腦容量太..所以只會跳針連噓吃屎吃屎的叫真單純

By Dorothy
at 2010-12-21T10:06

我也是懶的理你這種咖祝你用餐愉快 ^^ 哈哈

By Hedda
at 2010-12-26T09:20

可能是飲食習慣不同吧

By Regina
at 2010-12-30T13:34

我也不懂kobesuck為什麼要一直吃屎吃屎的叫祝他用餐愉快囉

By Daph Bay
at 2011-01-01T08:33

跳‧針‧王‧者

By Wallis
at 2011-01-01T18:42

噓啥小

By Genevieve
at 2011-01-02T18:39

有啥好推

By Delia
at 2011-01-02T20:52

樓上不要在那邊一直KOBE好嗎

By Joe
at 2011-01-02T23:30

真不懂你們這種廢文還給他推

By Lucy
at 2011-01-07T02:26

哈哈,幽默

By Odelette
at 2011-01-11T15:20

你今天KOBE了嗎??

By Enid
at 2011-01-12T06:24

這篇夠EZ,不推不行了XDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2011-01-14T07:08

吃懶叫沒水準你有種一輩子不要看沒水準的日本片

By Ethan
at 2011-01-15T21:31

這還滿好戲的XDD

By Lucy
at 2011-01-16T19:17

你誤會了吃覽叫是如此有水準當然是酸民最愛吃的食物之一
湖迷什麼咖? 連食糞水準都不夠看巴西片更何況跟酸民搶食物

By Daph Bay
at 2011-01-17T03:03

我想我很有種一輩子不去看那高水準的巴西片

By Jack
at 2011-01-21T23:46

講日本扯巴西 ____水準不意外

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-01-22T09:56

你看了也沒人會知道,不過是嘴砲

By Jake
at 2011-01-25T19:24

是阿不懂壘哥幹麻沒事要扯巴西片他的水準我也不意外

By Bethany
at 2011-01-28T03:37

不過講酸民愛吃的東西和"高水準"扯到日本片我很意外

By Franklin
at 2011-01-28T08:52

問你的人是我又不是壘哥 ____跳針不意外

By Candice
at 2011-01-29T11:58

你不意外可能是你習以為常吧講吃飯就聊日本片

By Callum
at 2011-02-02T09:15

吃屌沒水準是你說的你把屌當飯吃? 科科不意外

By Robert
at 2011-02-05T16:36

還真看不出來你推的文哪裡有問句? 邏輯沒問題語法有問題?

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-02-08T15:42

是阿是阿一個有水準的酸民當然是天天吃屌我們怎麼比?
我錯了抱歉吃屌對你來說實在是太有水準了酸民天天吃?

By Robert
at 2011-02-12T23:12

也對應該說你硬要回我回錯再說是回壘哥跳針不意外^.<

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-02-13T18:57

吃屌跟沒水準是兩回事吧? 你應該沒女友

By Jacob
at 2011-02-16T23:30

吵歸吵酸歸酸動不動拿水準出來講你水準很高?

By Jacky
at 2011-02-18T04:17

我只是很納悶別人拉了一坨東西在地上你硬要伸腳去踩
現在又忙著伸舌頭出來舔乾淨也是挺高水準

By Andy
at 2011-02-22T18:30

誰啦誰踩誰舔?你做夢喔? 這樣也扯水準?

By Callum
at 2011-02-26T23:12

"水準"到底是原文章就出現還是我說的希望你能看清楚?

By Annie
at 2011-03-02T05:57

對於低水準族群有說誰喔?幹麻自HIGH?
有說你嗎?湊什麼熱鬧?

By Elma
at 2011-03-02T12:06

我就說這ID是到處亂板ID 我噓他你自己要出來舔他拉的東西
怪我囉?

By Olga
at 2011-03-07T03:30

你板主你管版喔?
人家亂的有梗不能亂嗎總比陸文洗版好

By John
at 2011-03-10T17:11

我不知道酸民吃屌也能吃出患難兄弟情

By Irma
at 2011-03-14T19:57

管你有梗沒梗亂得有梗就不能噓你也管板阿XDDDDDD
既然從頭到尾就不關你我的事你又何必這樣臉紅脖子粗?

By Edith
at 2011-03-19T02:59

我也不懂糊迷住海邊管很大是三小

By Noah
at 2011-03-20T01:42

被嗆都不能反擊科科果然高水準唷^.<

By Yedda
at 2011-03-24T10:20

咦? 他嗆的不是我我就湊熱鬧我難道嗆你了嗎? 根本你愛舔

By Ida
at 2011-03-26T04:26

對於某迷動不動就扯水準把自己高級化的行為不悅罷了
動不動就扯舔舔什麼又不敢說科科果然帶種又高水準!

By Tracy
at 2011-03-30T17:20

是阿這句話實在應該寄封信說給原PO聽不對給酸民聽

By Elma
at 2011-04-02T08:06

原PO舔什麼了?

By Heather
at 2011-04-04T04:44

我想你那句話就是你最常講的"自打嘴巴"吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2011-04-07T11:15

恩阿斜線一下先舔東西的不知道是誰珍是自打嘴巴
又我扯水準囉~科科

By Ingrid
at 2011-04-08T11:58

動不動就扯水準把自己高級化這不就是你常常作的事嗎XDDDD

By Connor
at 2011-04-09T06:42

水準梗我這篇還是第一次用

By Jacky
at 2011-04-09T09:23

你可能要搞清楚? 原PO先扯水準你先扯"水準不意外"
哇~~~第一次用耶~~~隨便找都可以找出你推文"水準不意外"

By Delia
at 2011-04-12T03:35

我是懶得幫你恢復記憶= ="

By Lucy
at 2011-04-13T23:05

快找喔拜託^^

By Charlotte
at 2011-04-17T06:02

樓上上屌哥

By Donna
at 2011-04-21T15:17

什麼權力讓你可以說支持隊伍不一樣的人低水準族群

By Eartha
at 2011-04-25T08:01

XDDD

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