球評:若吹楊有Lowry的屁股 就可以撞飛防守 - NBA

來源: NBA Central
網址: https://twitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1344759061145935878

"Zach Lowe on Trae Young’s new way of drawing fouls: "If he had Kyle Lowry’s
butt, he would be knocking dudes ten feet backwards."
「Zach Lowe講到Trae Young要犯的新招式：『若他有Kyle Lowry的屁股的話，他就可以把
守他的人撞飛3公尺外。」

吹楊要犯影片: https://streamable.com/he1vfn


Reddit鄉民表示:
"Kyle Lowry’s ass is so fat that serious NBA analysts make jokes about it
lmao. His ass has to be fatter than at least 75% of all women"
「Kyle Lowry的屁股已經大到連認真的NBA球評都會對他的屁股開玩笑了，笑死我惹。他的
屁股一定比75趴的女人大。」

"DeRozan said he was seeking out Lowry on switches... "but Kyle's fat ass know
how to guard me obviously."
「DeRozan說他在換防的時候會去找Lowry....『但是Kyle的肥屁股很明顯知道要怎麼守
我。』」

"If my player doesn't have HOF thiccness I don't want him"
「如果我的球員沒有名人堂等級的屁股的話，我是不會要他的。」

"First time my girlfriend watched the Raptors she goes 'Jesus that number 7
guy has a huge ass'"
「我馬子第一次看暴龍的比賽，她說，『老天啊~~那個7號球員的屁股真大~~』」

"He’s also built like an obese mexican kid"
「他身材看起來也像是個肥胖的墨西哥小孩。」

"Who would be better? Lebron with Curry's shot or Trae with Lowry's buttocks?"
「誰比較強？有Curry的外線的LBJ vs 有著Lowry屁股的吹楊？」

"THICC Young"
「肥楊」

「I wonder how Lowry feels about his cheeks being iconic"
「我很好奇Lowry對於他的屁股變成他的標誌的想法是怎樣。」

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