球場上的幽默垃圾話..請提供 XD - 棒球

By Emily
at 2021-09-19T19:46

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要跟朋友分享球場上的幽默垃圾話..

目前想不太到~

例如:我阿罵都跑的比你快、愛接鬼

本壘板好球標準比A4還小...

請推文提供

一人多推也可以

『每句錄取者』總共金額稅後2000P 感謝 XD

(已發完畢)

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Tags: 棒球

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By Ula
at 2021-09-20T06:20

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at 2021-09-20T16:55

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at 2021-09-21T03:30

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at 2021-09-21T14:04

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at 2021-09-22T00:39

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at 2021-09-22T11:13

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at 2021-09-22T21:48

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at 2021-09-23T08:23

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at 2021-09-23T18:57

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at 2021-09-24T05:32

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at 2021-09-24T16:07

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at 2021-09-25T02:41

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at 2021-09-25T13:16

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at 2021-09-25T23:50

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at 2021-09-26T10:25

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at 2021-09-26T21:00

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at 2021-09-27T07:34

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at 2021-09-27T18:09

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at 2021-09-28T04:44

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at 2021-09-28T15:18

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at 2021-09-29T01:53

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at 2021-09-29T12:27

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at 2021-09-30T09:37

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at 2021-09-30T20:11

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at 2021-10-01T06:46

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at 2021-10-02T03:55

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at 2021-10-03T11:39

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at 2021-10-03T22:14

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at 2021-10-04T08:48

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at 2021-10-04T19:23

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at 2021-10-05T05:57

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at 2021-10-06T13:41

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at 2021-10-07T00:16

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at 2021-10-07T10:50

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at 2021-10-07T21:25

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at 2021-10-08T08:00

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at 2021-10-08T18:34

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at 2021-10-09T05:09

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at 2021-10-09T15:44

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at 2021-10-10T02:18

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at 2021-10-10T12:53

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at 2021-10-10T23:27

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at 2021-10-11T10:02

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at 2021-10-11T20:37

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at 2021-10-12T07:11

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at 2021-10-12T17:46

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at 2021-10-13T04:20

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at 2021-10-14T12:04

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at 2021-10-14T22:39

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at 2021-10-15T19:48

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at 2021-10-16T06:23

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at 2021-10-16T16:57

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at 2021-10-17T03:32

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at 2021-10-17T14:07

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at 2021-10-18T00:41

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at 2021-10-18T11:16

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at 2021-10-18T21:50

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at 2021-10-19T08:25

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at 2021-10-19T19:00

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at 2021-10-20T05:34

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at 2021-10-20T16:09

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at 2021-10-21T02:44

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at 2021-10-21T13:18

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at 2021-10-21T23:53

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at 2021-10-22T10:27

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at 2021-10-23T18:11

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at 2021-10-24T04:46

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at 2021-10-24T15:21

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at 2021-10-25T01:55

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at 2021-10-25T23:04

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at 2021-10-26T09:39

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at 2021-10-26T20:14

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at 2021-10-27T06:48

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at 2021-10-27T17:23

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at 2021-10-28T03:57

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at 2021-10-28T14:32

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at 2021-10-29T01:07

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at 2021-10-29T11:41

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at 2021-10-29T22:16

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at 2021-10-30T08:51

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at 2021-10-30T19:25

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at 2021-10-31T06:00

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at 2021-10-31T16:34

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at 2021-11-01T03:09

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at 2021-11-01T13:44

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at 2021-11-02T00:18

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at 2021-11-02T10:53

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at 2021-11-02T21:27

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Queena
at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Yuri
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Lily
at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Dinah
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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at 2021-11-03T19:50

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at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Aaliyah
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Ophelia
at 2021-11-03T09:15

失誤請你吃雞排

By Andy
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Leila
at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Edward Lewis
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Enid
at 2021-11-03T09:15

有種點出全壘打

By Connor
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By Rae
at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Aaliyah
at 2021-11-03T19:50

我叫阿罵來守都守得到

By Andy
at 2021-11-03T09:15

糊智為

By Megan
at 2021-11-03T19:50

一球都不揮是在拿香拜拜？

By Bennie
at 2021-11-03T09:15

你站在投手丘上很秋嗎

By George
at 2021-11-03T19:50

投手會累是因為不想贏把那些老害的經典語錄拿出來就對了

By George
at 2021-11-03T09:15

軟雷坦

By George
at 2021-11-03T19:50

世界最短的棒球幽默垃圾話：林益全

By Candice
at 2021-11-03T09:15

大大大優惠

By Ina
at 2021-11-03T19:50

下一球我會投直球，紅中的直球進來你也打不到

By Joe
at 2021-11-03T09:15

我放個水桶在外野接到球的機率比放你上場高

By Rachel
at 2021-11-03T19:50

打High fast ball會被噴要不要拿一把梯子給你打

By Lauren
at 2021-11-03T09:15

你剛直球我以為是變速

By Brianna
at 2021-11-03T19:50

你的資質大概只能打樂樂棒球僮還會撿球你只會貢獻出局數你們薪水互換好了

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-11-03T09:15

就估某價送啊真是太好了

By Adele
at 2021-11-03T19:50

這選球..丟顆包子過去他都會打

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-11-03T09:15

你會不會連打慢壘都揮空啊？

By Lucy
at 2021-11-03T19:50

哩馬幫幫忙

By Callum
at 2021-11-03T09:15

叫你總A出來打

By Odelette
at 2021-11-03T19:50

別人的守位都很正常你的守位叫做一出局

By Margaret
at 2021-11-03T09:15

歐噴醬

By Eden
at 2021-11-03T19:50

兄弟，你們亞到破世界紀錄了

By Poppy
at 2021-11-03T09:15

別人拼冠軍，你們拼亞軍

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-11-03T19:50

富邦唯一打得到的東西，是疫苗

By Eden
at 2021-11-03T09:15

這麼會怪是不是也要怪神全

By Charlotte
at 2021-11-03T19:50

鄉民上去打都能上壘

By Caroline
at 2021-11-03T09:15

對大谷投那麼閃幹嘛，他投手噎....

By Ingrid
at 2021-11-03T19:50

這只是一顆平凡的飛球

By Michael
at 2021-11-03T09:15

台灣黑熊大概比你還會打你要不要列為台灣特有種？

By Hedwig
at 2021-11-03T19:50

這一球好高好遠！繼續飛！…接殺出局

By Agnes
at 2021-11-03T09:15

笑死，只會打全壘打

By Agatha
at 2021-11-03T19:50

很有趣推文好多沒難過哈

By Dinah
at 2021-11-03T09:15

我矇眼都打的比富邦整隊好

By Heather
at 2021-11-03T19:50

兩岸都統一了你統一都還沒統一天下

By Liam
at 2021-11-03T09:15

哩馬幫邦忙

By Lydia
at 2021-11-03T19:50

高國慶防禦率比你低

By Carol
at 2021-11-03T09:15

我阿嬤上去打還不會雙殺

By Caitlin
at 2021-11-03T19:50

你們只是運氣不好啦，只要兩顆三分球就贏了

By Connor
at 2021-11-03T09:15

某人被選上表示衰小

By Thomas
at 2021-11-03T19:50

在這裡，偶看不到未來（然後待到現在）

By Anthony
at 2021-11-03T09:15

用老二都比你會點

By Donna
at 2021-11-03T19:50

外野點根煙再跑都來得及我脱褲子再追球都來得及

By Ula
at 2021-11-03T09:15

那個拿香拜拜的啦貢謀啦

By Sandy
at 2021-11-03T19:50

http://imgur.com/nMkxmrJ 讓他們好好安息

By Hazel
at 2021-11-03T09:15

著面 a啦披甲袂穩

By Edith
at 2021-11-03T19:50

笑死用全壘打掩蓋不會跑壘的事實

By Jacky
at 2021-11-03T09:15

裁判這球明顯越位不算!!

By Jacky
at 2021-11-03T19:50

懂得就懂

By Doris
at 2021-11-03T09:15

多等幾球 3個好球再揮棒

By Rachel
at 2021-11-03T19:50

這球就像是變了心的女朋友一樣回不來了這是球全壘打

By Rae
at 2021-11-03T09:15

放跟掃把說不定還打得到球

By Xanthe
at 2021-11-03T19:50

不是你投不出後一粒好球,是主審哥哥們我不喜歡~

By Ivy
at 2021-11-03T09:15

自費打球

By Hedda
at 2021-11-03T19:50

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By William
at 2021-11-03T09:15

他能打得到的，就只有疫苗

By Anonymous
at 2021-11-03T19:50

你的守備跟你女朋友一樣沒有女朋友！

By Faithe
at 2021-11-03T09:15

已收到感謝

By Anonymous
at 2021-11-03T19:50

我進球場不是為了看球而是啦啦隊

By Bennie
at 2021-11-03T09:15

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By Emily
at 2021-11-03T19:50

被棒球耽誤的xxx

By James
at 2021-11-03T09:15

這串感覺有很多球員進來水桶那個我真的有聽過XDD

By Caitlin
at 2021-11-03T19:50

打爆富邦換總A

By Kelly
at 2021-11-03T09:15

蕭煌奇選球的比你好

By Freda
at 2021-11-03T19:50

球會燙是不是？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-11-03T09:15

你手套破洞嗎？

By Blanche
at 2021-11-03T19:50

腳麻跑不動是不是？

By Kumar
at 2021-11-03T09:15

叫你總欸出來打結局大家都知道的...

By Lauren
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