玉乙己 - 棒球

Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-11-15T14:21

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玉乙己一到店,所有的球迷都看着他笑, 有的叫道,「玉乙己,你又領K啦!」
他不回答,對櫃裏說,「第一球等球,要等一個好打的。」
便抖了抖他的玉棒。
他們又故意的高聲嚷道,
「他第二球一定又不管好壞球,要猜測揮了啦!」
玉乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣憑空汚人清白……」
「什麼清白?我這幾天看重播,都是你被三振的畫面。」
玉乙己便漲紅了臉,額上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道, 「這……這怎麼能算三振!……,我有打滾地球啊,能算三振麼?」
接連便是難懂的話,什麼「至寶」, 什麼「齁黑齁黑柏融大王」之類的,
引得衆人都鬨笑起來,店內外充滿了超快活的空氣。
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累積至今,大王,
21打數,3安打,打擊率0.143
怒吞9K,
並列這次12強,吃k大賽第二名!!

拜託醒醒好嗎!!!
這樣表現真的很怕,
明年在日職都蹲二軍了。。。



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Tags: 棒球

All Comments

William avatar
By William
at 2019-11-17T23:16
到底是9K還是10K啦
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-11-20T19:42
快活
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-11-25T04:23
優質好文
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-11-28T05:23
好棒棒
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-11-29T15:14
給他紅中球也沒打很好阿
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-12-01T02:43
吼嘿吼嘿是郭嚴文啦
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-12-04T07:51
優文
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-12-05T18:11
優文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2019-12-06T16:27
優質
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-12-07T06:38
笑了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2019-12-10T11:00
明年345 坐等酸酸被打臉
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-13T07:18
XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-12-17T00:40
最強金牌啦
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-12-20T15:14

平均上來2次吞1k
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-12-23T01:16
蘇智傑:還好我沒事,張志豪:.........................
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-12-23T23:28
這種文為什麼看這麼多年還是很好笑...
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-12-26T03:57
紅中在,他就會有滿滿打數,放心
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-12-26T11:23
可以 完全符合
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-12-26T20:28
笑死
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-12-28T01:49
笑死
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-01-02T00:28
9K王 慘
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-01-05T11:08
真的不知道是怎麼了,看了難過==
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-01-08T10:00
本來想說他來打中華隊 紅中調一下看會不會好轉
結果狀態完全從日職複製過來= =
William avatar
By William
at 2020-01-08T11:04
K金戰士2.0
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-01-09T23:44
9k吧
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-01-12T22:23
給他紅中他也打不好+1
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-01-16T03:26
明天就10K了 不急
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-01-21T02:47
最強王 金牌王 最強金牌三振王
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-01-23T02:16
下一個就你了啦智傑
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-01-26T05:19
LOL
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-01-29T23:45
優文哈哈
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-02-02T00:39
==============沒在怕的 因為要教練罩================
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-02-02T09:01
唉...希望這是他蛻變的過程
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-02-05T14:16
XDDDDDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2020-02-10T09:58
這次國際賽能打的比日職慘也不簡單
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-02-12T12:55
笑了
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-02-12T21:52
哇靠!三振率0.429,打三番,對手都笑了!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-02-16T03:31
智傑至少還能打的到球 沒吃幾K
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-02-17T13:39
笑死
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-02-21T08:44
最強王 金牌王 最強金牌三振王xd
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-02-22T18:39
笑惹
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-02-26T02:05
怎麼可以少了永遠的0...那智傑呢
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-02-26T18:35
人家拍宣傳累了吧別這樣~~
智傑今天沒上場了結果還要拿出來救援王柏融喔哈哈
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-02-28T15:32
沒在打(ㄆㄚˋ)的
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-02-28T17:04
優質文
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-02-29T17:49
啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦啦啦 柏融大王<——-這樣吧
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-03-02T16:24
打擊率429還不差啊 什麼你說是三振率
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-03-03T18:12
XDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-03-07T20:54
當初就叫他受傷好好休息 到底來打幹嘛 來雷的而已
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-03-08T14:02
XDDDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-03-10T21:28
玉乙己
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-03-12T06:13
看看 揮控
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-03-14T07:49
吱迷也只剩下智傑能酸了啊
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-03-17T02:14
哈哈哈 笑了 也哭了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-03-20T22:24
可撥仔不要拿板凳球員一直救援先發第三棒好不好?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-03-21T02:32
根本來雷的 中華場場8打9 怎麼贏?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-03-24T00:42
玉粉還想拿智傑來救援這吃K仔 笑死
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-03-25T02:58
XDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-03-25T17:46
XDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-03-27T07:34
吱吱別笑死人了
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-03-27T22:46
===========蘇智傑至少打的爛會被換下去啦============
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-03-29T10:06
好真實
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-04-03T08:26
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 吃鍋貼的元凶
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-04-04T03:10
酸的有水準給推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-04-08T07:11
優文
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-04-08T13:46
哈哈,笑了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-04-11T22:18
小玉西瓜,好ㄘ
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-04-16T00:15
來碗愛玉冰
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-04-19T22:57
蘇打不好坐板凳 你小玉咧?
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-04-24T15:14
可以
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-04-26T12:37
三振率0.428
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-04-27T10:19
吱寶寶來看喔
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-05-01T07:05
我笑了
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-05-05T07:52
智傑至少打到外野 別拿來護航看看K
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-05-08T07:51
真D廢 我要酸小玉一整年
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-05-11T23:51
XDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-05-14T12:58
拿國際賽幫小玉復健,你敢嘴?
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-05-18T21:32
小玉又調皮了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-05-19T12:44
小玉 先發一樣屹立不搖
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-05-23T18:03
不錯哦四割了 什麼你說是三振率
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-05-24T23:25
智傑都蹲板凳了 王還是先發三棒打好打滿
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-05-26T19:15
笑死
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-05-30T13:51
太好笑
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-05-31T21:30
三振率是打率三倍的三棒
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-06-03T12:37
笑死
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-06-08T09:54
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2020-06-12T14:40
笑死 可以
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-06-16T06:23
智傑跟志豪又沒他機會多
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-06-19T23:01
笑死
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-06-24T04:29
#沒在打的
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-06-26T03:48
coach救我
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-06-28T07:27
笑了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-06-28T10:23
其實有個自殺棒 應該算是8打10 自動送對手一個出局
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-06-30T16:25
無法反駁
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-07-02T05:59
笑死
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-07-02T23:40
棒球版又充滿歡樂的氣氛,這才是我熟悉的種花隊
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-07-04T23:38
第一名是誰?還能更爛的
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-07-07T21:06
好 你贏了
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-07-11T23:02
我笑了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-07-14T10:36
推個
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-07-17T13:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
太缺德了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2020-07-20T00:34
玉伯敲
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-07-23T01:05
打的好爛
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-07-25T19:09
然後棒球板又充滿了快活的空氣
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-07-28T10:50
第一球等球真的悲劇 被看透透
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-07-31T01:44
蘇:我都坐板凳了還被拉救援
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2020-08-03T06:57
快活
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-08-06T14:00
最強雞排玉乙己
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-08-11T09:45
你酸的這麼好笑 等下被猿夢嗆一日迷
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-08-15T16:55
不用這樣啦,大王加油啊看他這樣也很難過
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-08-17T19:44
沒再怕的
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-08-21T08:23
智傑贏小玉的地方 他有一分打點
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-08-23T07:21
快笑死
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-08-26T13:15
厚嘿厚嘿是高級酸嗎XDD 路人到連應猿都跟其他人搞混
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-08-28T15:47
爛玉
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-09-01T07:30
.............
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-09-02T01:08
第一球拿香 第二球猜測揮 第三球揮空氣 大王SOP
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-09-05T20:38
優質
William avatar
By William
at 2020-09-08T15:39
快活
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-09-11T18:11
再寫一篇蘇乙己啊,什麼擊球紮實 什麼統一最強
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-09-16T08:35
難過。
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-09-21T05:44
太快活了吧
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2020-09-22T23:16
優文
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-09-24T21:14
過譽打者
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-09-26T04:15
開LINE必看到廣告,神尷尬
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-09-30T10:06
笑死
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-10-04T12:49
沒在打的

蘇智傑是不是最衰的

Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-11-15T14:21
蘇智傑打沒幾場就被酸成這樣 還被拔掉先發坐板凳 你看看小玉打成這樣還可以場場先發 這麼有愛我看小玉明天還是先發外野 智傑一樣坐板凳 所以你看智傑是不是最衰的? - ...

紅中職業是盜賊嗎

Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-11-15T14:20
※ 引述《s111228s (蒙面加菲貓)》之銘言: : 一直偷一直偷,每個都投到破百 : 每個都燃燒手臂自己要投的 : 職業破百也偷業餘破百也偷 : 紅中職業是盜賊嗎 美國打者的打法很明顯都是要拼大的啊 峰哥再怎麼會吊會騙 但第7局控球明顯已經沒有前6局穩 感覺是累了 對手也適應的差不多 被抓到 ...

開打前誰想到會進複賽到現在輸一分的

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By Todd Johnson
at 2019-11-15T14:20
如題 這篇要酸就給大家酸了 我先承認我就是那個開打前以為小組賽CT就出局了 現在真的每多一場就有一種又多看一場的感覺 各位還是給點牡蠣別酸了 - ...

台灣是不是缺一個關鍵一擊人物

Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-11-15T14:19
如題, 這次感覺就少一個像是周董,鋒哥,恰恰,或是陳致遠, 能即時面對投手做出調整,而且關鍵時刻輪到他絕對不手軟, 就像2003年亞錦賽,就算前面狀況差到被三振四次, 但關鍵時刻輪到他,依然馬上做出調整,貢獻關鍵打點 各位怎麼看? - ...

今晚墨西哥贏面大嗎

Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-11-15T14:19
感覺墨西哥就是打擊普普 但投手很強 韓國狀況不明 但今晚可能墨西哥可能要搶金牌戰 應該也是會放手一搏吧 - ...