為什麼湖人不開放觀眾上場打球？ - NBA

By Ethan
at 2015-01-31T15:15

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其實除了湖人外其他球迷較不熱衷

也沒有幾個新人要養的重建球隊

我認真覺得可以開放每場觀眾上場打球

反正派一堆雜魚上場也是被虐爆被球迷媒體噓到爆炸

球員說不定太操還會受傷

大家想想如果這些隊伍開放買票球迷上場

除了球隊公關形象良好可以多跟球迷互動

一聽到有機會上場一定會增加那些慘淡的票房票價也可以藉機往上翻

球隊也可以省錢不用花那些底薪簽一年的打工仔雜魚

你想想我可以賽前跟老大一起暖身練球進更衣室坐在板凳近距離看老大打鐵

就算叫我上場發界外球給老大或是過半場後都把球傳給老大我都甘願

老大賽進我還有助攻完全可以跟朋友說嘴：我昨晚跟老大後場連線

反正那些爛隊只想賣票也不管戰績

浪費錢放雜魚上去被電正常放球迷被電大家也不會說啥同樂性質比較重要

同時搶狀元也可以更穩不然你看76人尼克這樣搞

最好是狀元搶的贏害敗總每次看湖人領先時臉都很臭

搞不好有超猛球迷打出來變成X來瘋整個賺到

又可以拍新電影了然後給他10天短約

至於要挑哪些球迷就比賽當天早上來報名試訓

12人名單至少保留4個給球迷

大家覺得這樣如何？

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All Comments

By Hedy
at 2015-02-02T22:23

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By Ivy
at 2015-02-07T06:44

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By Megan
at 2015-02-09T20:40

看到標題笑了給推

By Damian
at 2015-02-13T22:08

....那些小咖去街頭都是神拉

By Cara
at 2015-02-14T17:23

好吃新奇又好玩

By Eden
at 2015-02-15T12:14

我笑了

By Belly
at 2015-02-17T16:36

可以先從開放觀眾到教練開始嗎認真
當

By James
at 2015-02-20T07:27

太扯了…

By Mary
at 2015-02-24T19:14

推球迷不但不用給薪水說不定還能收錢!! 太神啦!!

By Daph Bay
at 2015-02-27T21:55

廢

By Rachel
at 2015-03-03T18:05

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-05T10:35

剛放寒假?

By Steve
at 2015-03-08T02:58

把bs炒掉，讓老大當教躺家中用推特下戰術指令就行!

By Emily
at 2015-03-12T02:14

xdxdxd

By Madame
at 2015-03-12T10:12

好笑XDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-03-16T07:29

我也笑了

By Lydia
at 2015-03-17T18:03

好吃又好玩推

By Mia
at 2015-03-19T02:29

那我要上場

By Lydia
at 2015-03-20T07:52

不讓豪神打給噓

By Olga
at 2015-03-20T19:36

可以讓球迷當教練嗎?? bs不太懂籃球

By Quintina
at 2015-03-22T10:58

我來

By Damian
at 2015-03-23T05:02

有一個黃人就不時上場啦！　是誰讓你猜一下？

By Robert
at 2015-03-27T23:43

中鋼 J 呢？大家幫忙他買票

By Anthony
at 2015-03-31T16:48

好噱頭！

By Callum
at 2015-04-01T23:59

========以下開放老太公迷報到========

By Jessica
at 2015-04-06T20:54

XDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2015-04-11T16:46

其實還滿有創意的給推

By Freda
at 2015-04-15T03:13

廢的有誠意給推

By Aaliyah
at 2015-04-19T12:26

笑了

By Belly
at 2015-04-21T18:28

=====無限期支持太公取代林先發場場打滿48分鍾=====

By Faithe
at 2015-04-22T22:39

有開放吧？中場休息的時候不是觀眾也可以上球場參與

By Ivy
at 2015-04-25T04:56

有校友推

By Xanthe
at 2015-04-26T10:47

優質好文，希望湖人高層可以參考 XDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-04-28T23:43

推樹林書豪參見

By Hazel
at 2015-04-29T12:42

卓卓上身嗎

By Eden
at 2015-05-03T18:26

滾

By Ingrid
at 2015-05-04T19:44

有創意

By Rachel
at 2015-05-08T01:38

有笑有推幫補血

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-05-09T15:08

萬一不小心被敗總看上怎麼辦？

By Ivy
at 2015-05-12T05:29

不小心打贏怎麼辦敗總臉往哪擺??

By Oscar
at 2015-05-15T06:00

嗆我湖嗆夠了喔

By Isabella
at 2015-05-19T07:49

有創意給推 XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-21T01:23

不錯~每場開放一個位子

By Andy
at 2015-05-21T14:24

嗯嗯，這個建議還滿有建設性

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-21T21:05

超級我可以上了

By Andy
at 2015-05-23T19:48

XDD

By Cara
at 2015-05-25T02:23

超級我快去報名

By Doris
at 2015-05-25T19:02

XDDD

By Erin
at 2015-05-28T09:37

搞不好球迷還帶領球隊進季候賽

By Dinah
at 2015-05-31T11:01

爛到笑了

By Tracy
at 2015-06-03T18:00

有種就讓我上去打

By Ida
at 2015-06-05T07:44

也可以開放讓觀眾當教練阿完全不影響戰術的執行

By Tom
at 2015-06-09T22:44

觀眾依舊是雜魚,打不過NBA球員的

By Ida
at 2015-06-14T20:17

好笑的廢文推一下

By Donna
at 2015-06-19T04:33

無限期支持中鋼J上場

By Annie
at 2015-06-23T15:14

中鋼J:湖人終於了解要跟我簽短約才有救了

By Genevieve
at 2015-06-25T03:03

雖然很廢，但我不爭氣的笑了~~Orz

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-29T09:40

林書豪打不到也沒必要這樣吧

By Queena
at 2015-07-03T04:43

有道理等確定不能進季後賽就這樣搞比較不會被轟

By Joseph
at 2015-07-07T04:58

看標題就知道是廢文還可以講這麼多...算你狠

By Necoo
at 2015-07-11T02:58

老實說蠻多人不能接受新想法的

By Kyle
at 2015-07-12T12:26

如果三分球是今年才要開始改他們也會狂噓吧

By Puput
at 2015-07-13T20:58

去應徵湖人創意總監了啦

By Jack
at 2015-07-17T20:44

看到標題笑了

By Sarah
at 2015-07-18T12:07

想要後場練線~~~

By Charlotte
at 2015-07-23T07:00

要是因此不小心拿下總冠軍怎麼辦，好煩惱

By Hedy
at 2015-07-23T15:31

其實開放觀眾當教練是不錯的不過湖人想輸

By Enid
at 2015-07-26T05:49

鋼j電爆喇叭的機會來了

By Ursula
at 2015-07-27T23:47

廢到笑了

By Necoo
at 2015-07-29T15:02

對耶！好主義

By Charlie
at 2015-08-03T02:26

轉播單位會哭死吧

By Victoria
at 2015-08-04T18:36

有笑有推

By Regina
at 2015-08-05T10:47

好萊塢娛樂台掀起視覺新風暴

By Hedy
at 2015-08-08T13:41

我笑了

By Megan
at 2015-08-09T19:46

By Sandy
at 2015-08-14T10:00

滾

By John
at 2015-08-17T03:54

廢到有剩給推

By Liam
at 2015-08-18T09:02

跪求翻譯高手轉寄湖人高層！

By Carol
at 2015-08-19T00:39

你讓普通人跟NBA球員打大概一節就都被抬出去了...

By Faithe
at 2015-08-22T14:22

唸在你有創意給推XD

By Tom
at 2015-08-25T11:18

不錯的點子讓迷迷無距離體驗鐵神魅力

By Kelly
at 2015-08-25T17:09

美國職籃全民參與公開透明

By Madame
at 2015-08-25T23:34

??????

By Jack
at 2015-08-28T04:06

廢到笑了給推

By Carol
at 2015-08-31T12:02

讓超級林迷快上去表演一下XDDD

By Oliver
at 2015-09-05T09:20

無聊當有趣，滾吧

By Isabella
at 2015-09-05T16:03

戰績最差反而難拿狀元，湖人維持聯盟倒數第4-5其實
很正確

By Charlie
at 2015-09-08T21:57

56家族組一隊去湖人，搞個56來瘋，讓全世界看到酸
酸的威力

By Zanna
at 2015-09-12T02:23

桃園Curry 前來報到

By Hazel
at 2015-09-16T22:39

By Enid
at 2015-09-18T03:06

不無道理

By Ursula
at 2015-09-22T14:28

XDDD

By Jacob
at 2015-09-25T21:27

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By Valerie
at 2015-09-28T16:54

有湖人總裁信箱嘛？趕快寄這篇去建議囉

By Heather
at 2015-10-02T21:52

這種文會有推不可思議

By Lydia
at 2015-10-06T14:38

嘉義六步郎姍姍來遲

By Victoria
at 2015-10-06T16:20

會推不意外,一堆觀眾打球都比BS用心好嗎

By Jacob
at 2015-10-11T11:09

推一個這建議真的不錯XD

By Yedda
at 2015-10-12T14:54

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2015-10-14T11:17

就算想也不能阿球員要登記的

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-16T14:39

By Ethan
at 2015-10-18T10:36

鄉民魯蛇又要罵球團cost down ，都你們鄉民的毛

By Hazel
at 2015-10-19T11:08

我也想給老大一個助攻!!!!

By Madame
at 2015-10-23T12:14

好文一定要推

By Olga
at 2015-10-24T19:00

還不錯爛給推

By Rosalind
at 2015-10-25T05:56

標題滿好笑的XDDD

By Mary
at 2015-10-29T21:03

有笑有推

By Hedy
at 2015-11-02T23:13

我認同，不過還是先開放球迷當教練比較好

By Joseph
at 2015-11-07T03:18

好像有點道理

By Elma
at 2015-11-11T05:46

有創意夠噱頭！

By Catherine
at 2015-11-15T06:09

優文給推

By Madame
at 2015-11-19T09:28

有創意給推

By Edwina
at 2015-11-19T11:40

中職: 不要抄襲好嗎

By Tom
at 2015-11-24T10:57

不錯喔湖迷搞不好還比較強

By Jake
at 2015-11-27T05:16

笑了XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-30T13:18

基本上找觀眾上來當湖人教練比較合適

By Puput
at 2015-12-03T19:41

之前有乳摸說要找T-Mac的時後我就有想過這問題了XD

By Gary
at 2015-12-07T01:15

其實我覺得這點子不錯

By Catherine
at 2015-12-11T11:11

優質好文不推對不起自己阿

By Noah
at 2015-12-14T02:06

有創意有推XDD

By Vanessa
at 2015-12-17T16:56

扯到笑給推

By Tom
at 2015-12-19T15:34

我覺得你的構想會帶領NBA走向另一個全新世代XDDDD

By Jacky
at 2015-12-23T01:19

超推，想跟老大一起

By Connor
at 2015-12-25T21:32

還蠻好笑的希望能實現

By Rebecca
at 2015-12-25T23:21

推觀眾當教練比較好下去打可能會受傷

By Dorothy
at 2015-12-29T05:56

有笑有推. 等等這裡是joke板嗎

By Heather
at 2015-12-31T21:48

有笑有創意給推！

By Sarah
at 2016-01-01T06:20

太神啦

By Zenobia
at 2016-01-05T12:20

想跟老大一起併肩作戰，只要把球給他就夠了

By Jacky
at 2016-01-05T17:54

看湖人迷崩潰囉

By Hardy
at 2016-01-05T22:20

你贏了

By Christine
at 2016-01-08T14:41

好強大的廢文

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-09T05:48

湖人就需要這種破壞性創新

By Susan
at 2016-01-11T17:27

偏不噓，我洗翻

By Rachel
at 2016-01-15T09:22

有創意

By Ethan
at 2016-01-16T12:08

XDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-01-20T07:14

我願意免費上場但我要控球

By Jack
at 2016-01-21T15:27

靠北標題就笑了XDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-24T22:00

很棒的建議

By Ursula
at 2016-01-25T01:10

看到標題就笑了...

By Iris
at 2016-01-25T06:08

XDDD

By Quintina
at 2016-01-27T07:34

唉唷不錯喔

By Quintina
at 2016-01-28T09:42

算你幽默

By James
at 2016-01-30T05:37

真的不錯虧你想的出來

By Poppy
at 2016-02-04T03:02

支持一下

By Isabella
at 2016-02-04T20:58

票房會變差吧?

By Edith
at 2016-02-05T23:38

好主意要支持

By Joseph
at 2016-02-07T23:06

有笑有推

By Candice
at 2016-02-11T13:21

不小心打贏怎辦？

By Jessica
at 2016-02-11T19:19

坐板凳跟殺奎一起搖毛巾也是人生難得的體驗啊

By Quintina
at 2016-02-15T10:44

要付下場打球觀眾薪水

By Liam
at 2016-02-20T03:48

可行此提案通過

By George
at 2016-02-23T22:06

lol

By Isabella
at 2016-02-26T20:47

＝＝＝＝＝應該是開放球迷當一日教練吧＝＝＝＝＝

By Gary
at 2016-03-01T01:03

推樓上開打前抽出 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-03-01T11:53

本日最佳好文XD 這提案太優秀了！

By Quanna
at 2016-03-01T21:51

好笑吧，給推

By Gary
at 2016-03-02T17:32

我先報名我系隊控球

By Lily
at 2016-03-05T14:24

可以代替lin先發

By Rebecca
at 2016-03-08T10:54

板主這沒事？

By Lucy
at 2016-03-12T21:35

By Rae
at 2016-03-13T00:35

XDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2016-03-13T22:33

有笑有推

By Tracy
at 2016-03-16T19:25

不錯的意見可以轉到湖人經理板 xddd

By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-21T06:35

淦!那我還不上場去拯救湖人XD

By Frederic
at 2016-03-21T10:50

補血

By Olivia
at 2016-03-24T19:23

終於輪到我了!!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-29T09:24

廢到好笑

By Jacob
at 2016-03-30T22:17

噓的都是老大迷吧XD

By Mary
at 2016-04-02T06:51

有笑有推

By Andy
at 2016-04-06T14:04

終於輪到我新竹peja上場了

By Noah
at 2016-04-08T17:57

大橋頭喬丹報到

By Elma
at 2016-04-08T19:06

NBA沒找你行銷真是太可惜了

By Frederica
at 2016-04-12T01:46

太麻里蛇頭霸氣DNP

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-13T20:56

有道理耶！湖板都希望坦了還怕什麼？

By Quintina
at 2016-04-18T09:04

廢到笑給推~~

By Mary
at 2016-04-22T20:53

我信了

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-27T12:03

真幽默

By Necoo
at 2016-04-29T08:28

這不錯

By Sandy
at 2016-04-30T01:29

要上場的觀眾酌收500美

By Tracy
at 2016-05-01T03:10

看到標題就笑給推

By Odelette
at 2016-05-03T16:31

球團會不會被噓到爆炸我不知道，但我知道你會先被噓
到爆炸

By Noah
at 2016-05-04T19:14

湊100推

By Hedda
at 2016-05-08T16:28

中肯！現在放林+4個觀眾球迷搞不好還比較強！

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-09T12:55

因為BS 我信了

By Elma
at 2016-05-11T19:47

中肯

By Steve
at 2016-05-11T22:46

廢到有剩XD SBL先試辦啦

By Jessica
at 2016-05-13T15:42

你贏了！

By Erin
at 2016-05-14T17:33

By Lily
at 2016-05-16T08:48

有笑有推

By Freda
at 2016-05-19T20:39

開放球迷上場之前,應該先試試讓豪當教練先吧!反正都

By Ula
at 2016-05-23T11:56

是輸球收場

By Daniel
at 2016-05-24T17:58

推

By Emily
at 2016-05-27T05:30

新想法總會被挑戰推推

By Leila
at 2016-05-31T04:27

不如不要聘教練讓觀眾去換人下戰術

By Delia
at 2016-05-31T13:51

有創意給推 XDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-06-04T22:49

給誰先發什麼時候換人就給現場觀眾i-Voting好了

By Rae
at 2016-06-05T02:00

廢到笑= =

By Belly
at 2016-06-05T15:36

給觀眾換人搞不好還贏球觀眾>bs

By Delia
at 2016-06-08T15:18

我昨晚跟老大後場連線XD

By Ethan
at 2016-06-10T14:10

還不錯耶想跟書豪一起在板凳吃冰

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-11T22:55

看到標題就笑了

By Christine
at 2016-06-14T07:43

推

By Olga
at 2016-06-17T21:00

小鬼魔鞋? 加油

By John
at 2016-06-21T18:44

神創意！

By Hedda
at 2016-06-21T20:23

素人們需要舞台，美國好籃球~

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-25T01:46

推

By Thomas
at 2016-06-27T11:10

XDDD

By Donna
at 2016-06-28T09:56

陳建州跟老大連線夢幻組合

By Quanna
at 2016-07-03T01:37

打不贏就打架，反正人超多

By Mason
at 2016-07-05T00:41

球迷當一日教練應該會更好,就怕湖人不小心贏球XD

By Quintina
at 2016-07-08T00:00

第一節打完落後的話換play one上場打

By Andrew
at 2016-07-08T05:45

有好笑

By Isla
at 2016-07-09T15:46

不錯喔但是應該會輸到脫褲

By Dorothy
at 2016-07-09T21:06

標題五告靠北

By Franklin
at 2016-07-13T00:24

沒釣到clot0204 怒噓

By Carol
at 2016-07-13T07:37

XDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2016-07-13T10:36

你贏了

By Sandy
at 2016-07-17T10:31

優質好文

By Isabella
at 2016-07-19T21:39

觀眾上場打受傷怎麼辦去賣鞋嗎

By Ivy
at 2016-07-22T18:02

湖人首先開放球場上的教練權給球迷比較讚

By Megan
at 2016-07-27T00:37

超級我快去阿

By Lauren
at 2016-07-29T00:53

幹超好笑

By Valerie
at 2016-08-01T21:59

等等球迷執教比史考特好怎麼辦

By Sandy
at 2016-08-03T16:49

推

By Franklin
at 2016-08-05T11:01

建議四節都接受拿號碼牌報隊

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-07T08:39

標題笑了

By Jack
at 2016-08-11T14:01

這樣也能爆

By Margaret
at 2016-08-11T22:49

看到標題一直笑www

By Megan
at 2016-08-15T16:26

這樣還有人打NCAA嗎?都來看湖人比賽就好啦。

By Rae
at 2016-08-20T05:54

文章太廢了廢到給推

By Michael
at 2016-08-22T05:57

難怪NBA版素質這樣也爆不意外

By James
at 2016-08-22T21:10

哈哈

By Olivia
at 2016-08-26T16:11

標題就笑噴了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2016-08-27T01:30

有道理~!!

By Olivia
at 2016-08-31T07:13

我開始相信你了

By Odelette
at 2016-09-03T08:48

這樣也爆@@

By Genevieve
at 2016-09-04T10:12

哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-05T00:42

沒救了

By Audriana
at 2016-09-08T00:57

酸到爆XD

By Poppy
at 2016-09-09T10:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2016-09-12T17:40

可比4V45的優文

By Victoria
at 2016-09-15T21:29

看到一堆崩潰彌彌就是給推

By Quanna
at 2016-09-16T11:31

有好笑到雖然是廢文但有創意 XD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-17T21:11

有笑有推

By Elma
at 2016-09-22T19:17

優質好文

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-26T19:02

打車輪戰我湖2分鐘換一次人

By Lydia
at 2016-09-28T01:13

幹廢到笑了推

By Anthony
at 2016-09-29T08:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2016-10-01T13:41

XDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-10-02T14:43

這文太優了

By Yuri
at 2016-10-05T17:01

？？？？？？？？？

By Ethan
at 2016-10-09T23:30

By Queena
at 2016-10-14T22:50

有笑有推

By Iris
at 2016-10-18T07:01

沒錯

By Brianna
at 2016-10-20T07:18

XDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2016-10-20T15:47

我開始相信你了

By Charlotte
at 2016-10-23T21:22

陳信安以前打的ABA就可以啊XD

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