為什麼kobe無法得到跟TD一樣的尊重 - NBA

By Agatha
at 2012-05-31T00:18

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作者: iAmsORry5566 (56不能亡) 看板: NBA
標題: Re: [討論] 為什麼kobe無法得到跟TD一樣的尊重
時間: Wed May 30 23:15:51 2012

※ 引述《shaichi5566 (鞋志™)》之銘言：
: Kobe跟TD一樣都待在同一個球隊到老
: 我們KOBE對於獲勝的心情全NBA應該是沒有之一
: 在場下
: KOBE很認真的練球
: KOBE為了膝蓋去德國看醫生
: 在場上
: KOBE捨我其誰的態度無人能及
: 連WADE都說他很欣賞KOBE那種自信心
: 那為什麼KOBE得不到跟TD一樣的尊重?
: 有沒有鄉民知道?

很簡單~讓洨妹來幫你解答~

1. 因為他自以為是喬丹接班人，但他只有出手數超越喬丹，
如果以命中率來說，他比較像走路人Walker接班人。

2. 很多人都說湖人三連霸時勾鼻功不可沒，但事實上大家都知道，
三連霸靠的是歐尼爾，如果勾鼻少搶歐尼爾的出手數，
湖人那三年會贏的很輕鬆，根本不可能還跟國王殺得難分難解。

3. 基本上鉤鼻如果沒有明星禁區幫他撿子彈+補籃的話，
湖人早輸到脫褲了，連季後賽都很難打進去，
若照這樣比，麥格瑞迪都比他強，麥一輪歸麥一輪，
至少人家是靠自己打進季後賽。

4. 勾鼻的命中率難看，而且越到關鍵越難看，這種人不曉得有什麼好捧的。

5. 勾鼻剛出道沒多久，打明星賽時，馬龍幫他單檔，他居然叫馬龍走開，
他要跟喬丹一對一，成名多年的馬龍幫這個剛出道的小老弟單檔，
居然得到這種回應，導致很多球迷跟球員都不爽他。

6. 拿著陰莖到丹佛亂插一通。

7. 他的球迷都是門外漢，沒事喜歡到處挑釁別人。

8. 他打球不用腦子，創造機會輕鬆得分才是最高境界，
但他很喜歡做一堆譁眾取寵的動作，然後被抄掉，不然就是把球傳到賈索背上，
害賈索失誤，結果北韓版還叫賈索自盡。稍微有點腦袋的球迷都知道這很白爛。

以上是洨妹對勾鼻的一點看法~

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All Comments

By Wallis
at 2012-06-02T02:01

我喜歡第六點

By Poppy
at 2012-06-06T22:29

阿赫被你講光光了..........

By Quanna
at 2012-06-07T06:49

純噓洨妹

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-06-07T08:34

中肯歸中肯先幫你補血小心迷迷要進攻了

By Jacky
at 2012-06-08T18:32

先幫你補血! 中肯

By Mason
at 2012-06-13T14:50

拿著陰莖到丹佛亂插一通

By Connor
at 2012-06-15T19:49

同是5566何苦為難5566

By Edwina
at 2012-06-18T18:34

傳到咖瘦背上我看過幾次XD

By Mason
at 2012-06-22T18:26

補血等等有一票人會來噓

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-06-26T01:09

中肯，狗鼻就是如此罪大惡極

By Isla
at 2012-06-28T09:41

沒圖也敢道小妹

By Edwina
at 2012-06-29T05:01

5有影片嗎? 我知道8的影片超多XD 耍球耍到GG的一堆

By Sandy
at 2012-06-29T06:09

純噓小妹

By Thomas
at 2012-07-03T00:46

有笑有推~

By Hedda
at 2012-07-04T16:58

身為科迷的我只好噓你了

By Thomas
at 2012-07-06T01:38

不喜歡你的用字

By Sandy
at 2012-07-08T14:36

幹，我一口咖啡看到第六點嘴角失守全噴在鍵盤上

By Caroline
at 2012-07-10T23:22

迷迷們上啊!!!!!!!!

By Gilbert
at 2012-07-13T20:28

5 有看過媒體提過跟報紙影片有點難

By Kristin
at 2012-07-16T08:30

good job~

By Ophelia
at 2012-07-17T00:24

好想看敗嫩嗆摳逼阿

By Hedy
at 2012-07-19T20:12

自幹打鐵王抱大腿拿五冠

By Irma
at 2012-07-22T19:40

你有小雞雞嗎?

By Iris
at 2012-07-25T22:01

第6點有畫面...

By Xanthe
at 2012-07-30T05:38

講的太好了而且Kobe心態幼稚沒有領袖氣質

By Oscar
at 2012-08-01T06:48

第6點感覺可以拍成片

By Doris
at 2012-08-01T11:03

卻自以為是球隊的一哥

By Oscar
at 2012-08-05T05:10

第七點倒是事實

By Elvira
at 2012-08-07T17:50

太好笑了~

By Mary
at 2012-08-09T22:26

中肯就是自幹王而已

By Puput
at 2012-08-11T20:09

只能推6了。

By Tom
at 2012-08-16T16:10

酸酸自high篇呵呵

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-08-16T23:45

都被你說完了

By Ula
at 2012-08-21T15:26

By Ina
at 2012-08-23T12:27

硬是要酸...真的很閒

By Tracy
at 2012-08-23T20:28

lol

By Ula
at 2012-08-26T08:11

第六點我就笑了

By Edwina
at 2012-08-27T12:07

誰要當勇者轉北韓版？

By Kyle
at 2012-08-27T17:43

帶槍投靠丹佛旅館

By Blanche
at 2012-08-31T05:30

雖然講的很靠北不過還挺實在的 lol

By Kumar
at 2012-08-31T08:51

XDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2012-09-01T05:22

HAH 小心摳比迷崩潰

By Joe
at 2012-09-03T10:08

其實我不知道為什麼湖人版算北韓版...

By Elizabeth
at 2012-09-04T03:28

到別的隊版罵該隊球員也會被統吧...

By Caitlin
at 2012-09-06T11:09

嗆歸嗆但理由充足且完整

By Carol
at 2012-09-07T04:40

5566問5566答 XDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2012-09-09T16:05

有勇者轉北韓版的話~有人是否投資P幣讚賞勇者一下XD

By Lydia
at 2012-09-11T21:36

很中肯還是有人噓唉現在洨朋友真盲目支持嘔像

By Ingrid
at 2012-09-16T17:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2012-09-21T17:20

我要6的影片洩洩

By Caroline
at 2012-09-25T12:41

因為謗金正科者水桶

By Catherine
at 2012-09-30T03:53

笑翻推

By Damian
at 2012-10-04T19:45

安安你都以為沒國王的人在了嗎

By Adele
at 2012-10-05T20:09

借轉北韓板

By Sierra Rose
at 2012-10-07T10:20

在湖人版罵Gasol Fisher MWP好像還有人叫好耶?

By Edith
at 2012-10-07T14:10

哇靠真的轉XDDD

By Eartha
at 2012-10-10T04:11

大伙進攻嘍

By Dora
at 2012-10-12T17:07

真有膽

By Olivia
at 2012-10-14T10:57

XDDDDDDDDDDD 你知道的太多了

By Rachel
at 2012-10-19T03:17

6真的很機歪害我笑了

By Bethany
at 2012-10-21T11:49

優文

By Una
at 2012-10-24T08:19

....真的有人轉勇者

By Thomas
at 2012-10-28T17:28

講得太好了我可以給你p幣嗎?

By Olga
at 2012-10-30T17:39

沒歐肥糊人早被國王爆了除了第2點其他都中肯

By Kelly
at 2012-11-02T09:38

今日最中肯

By Olga
at 2012-11-04T10:53

勇者！

By Andrew
at 2012-11-08T03:38

恭喜a78914124要獲得北韓勞改10Y

By Selena
at 2012-11-09T09:41

a78914124勇者!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Ivy
at 2012-11-10T23:15

迷迷要崩潰了XDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2012-11-11T16:35

第六點太直白了XD

By Rachel
at 2012-11-13T21:02

XDD

By Harry
at 2012-11-17T01:04

T妹哭哭

By Emma
at 2012-11-21T20:27

第6點XDDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2012-11-22T18:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

By Enid
at 2012-11-24T11:53

非常中肯!!!!只能推了

By Rachel
at 2012-11-27T22:05

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Susan
at 2012-12-01T19:09

我覺得沒必要亂別隊板 NBA板就夠亂了

By Callum
at 2012-12-03T19:15

a78914124你的英勇常存人心 (天梯專家角色變暗)

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-12-06T16:27

推真不知這種球星是有啥好捧的

By Jacky
at 2012-12-11T12:24

快點送去勞改阿 wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Kristin
at 2012-12-12T02:01

只會靠早進NBA的優勢以累積性數據來囂張而已

By Irma
at 2012-12-15T20:23

有笑有推XDD

By Margaret
at 2012-12-18T06:27

XDDD

By Hedwig
at 2012-12-20T04:12

第8點說得好

By Mary
at 2012-12-20T13:55

哭哭，賭輸了

By Zanna
at 2012-12-23T17:14

By Audriana
at 2012-12-27T14:38

推推推分析的好哇!

By Cara
at 2012-12-29T15:07

這種水準也敢PO~~

By Faithe
at 2012-12-31T12:23

喜歡第2點

By Michael
at 2013-01-03T12:40

勇者當你說出了事實之後無情的水桶會桶爆你

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-01-07T06:42

北韓特務要出動去處理a78914124了

By Gilbert
at 2013-01-09T05:57

但你的風骨會永存

By Ula
at 2013-01-13T13:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2013-01-17T08:01

第六點才是主要原因

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-01-21T00:16

好像要被砍了

By Yuri
at 2013-01-24T06:37

第6點太中肯了!

By Barb Cronin
at 2013-01-26T03:54

有沒有第五點的影片啊,

By Lucy
at 2013-01-29T22:44

笑惹給推

By Connor
at 2013-02-01T16:32

看到第六點我就失控了XDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2013-02-05T22:04

So what 就是支持他

By Lauren
at 2013-02-09T14:35

勇者給推....

By Leila
at 2013-02-14T11:53

太中肯了偏偏迷迷就是難以接受

By Brianna
at 2013-02-19T08:01

推推第六點

By Rachel
at 2013-02-21T16:06

科迷八成都是潛在的____犯才會支持這種

By Iris
at 2013-02-23T17:59

說的好啊!

By Daniel
at 2013-02-25T14:11

實在太精闢了

By Ursula
at 2013-02-28T23:16

幹超好笑

By Kristin
at 2013-03-03T23:48

反指標PTT.....

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-03-04T13:23

大夥進攻囉~ 中懇推

By Jack
at 2013-03-04T19:49

都被你講完了我要講什麼

By Hamiltion
at 2013-03-09T02:10

9.超愛用手肘別人臉特別是惱羞成怒的時候

By Rachel
at 2013-03-13T10:19

反指標? 拜託走出去看看世界好嗎超多黑科的OK?

By Leila
at 2013-03-14T15:36

By Jessica
at 2013-03-19T00:18

By Hamiltion
at 2013-03-22T11:58

推樓上Y

By Christine
at 2013-03-24T03:48

大推第6點

By Kelly
at 2013-03-28T23:47

該滾了廢

By Jack
at 2013-03-29T22:37

超好笑給推~

By Kyle
at 2013-03-30T13:06

洨妹不愧是洨妹裝的真滿

By Selena
at 2013-03-30T19:05

我愛第六點!

By Odelette
at 2013-04-01T23:45

By Liam
at 2013-04-03T11:41

外國也一堆人酸科比酸的可兇了迷迷別當井底之蛙了

By Ida
at 2013-04-06T10:30

很棒優質好文

By Edith
at 2013-04-07T11:45

推第六點不拿著難道可以放在家裡嗎？？XDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2013-04-10T20:50

這種低能文都被推成這樣批踢踢真的是反指標

By Thomas
at 2013-04-14T21:53

可能看不到吧.....

By Joseph
at 2013-04-17T11:02

ZZZ

By Doris
at 2013-04-20T07:29

http://tinyurl.com/7exphnw 1:21秒開始這波嗎XDDD

By Wallis
at 2013-04-22T02:34

有笑有推

By Linda
at 2013-04-26T15:03

By Caroline
at 2013-04-30T04:15

想說勾鼻是誰 XDDD

By Yuri
at 2013-04-30T21:15

廢文完全是垃圾

By Jacob
at 2013-05-01T19:27

這種文還那麼多推XD

By Gilbert
at 2013-05-03T21:26

你說Kobe譁眾取寵我看這篇文章才是真正的譁眾取寵

By Daniel
at 2013-05-05T01:29

你怎麼在模仿一個你不尊重的球星阿?

By Madame
at 2013-05-09T23:18

XDDDD 應該是喔
KIM大貼的那個應該是

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-05-13T02:43

重點是要單打那球還沒進XD

By Jake
at 2013-05-17T16:01

可悲的NBA版...版主都在幹麻?

By Andrew
at 2013-05-22T02:45

轉去北韓版的文被刪了?

By Kristin
at 2013-05-22T15:18

第六點XDDD

By George
at 2013-05-27T05:24

超好笑XDDD

By Olivia
at 2013-05-27T16:03

你應該也想去丹佛吧

By Michael
at 2013-05-31T12:50

By Rachel
at 2013-06-05T00:41

迷迷超崩潰XD

By Elma
at 2013-06-09T02:26

By Noah
at 2013-06-11T06:17

完全中肯怎麼能步推

By Michael
at 2013-06-14T08:27

有人自己轉過去又自己刪文

By Anonymous
at 2013-06-18T10:20

jordan,真的強的太過份了,吃kobe跟喝水一樣簡單

By Noah
at 2013-06-19T14:36

怒推第六點

By Catherine
at 2013-06-23T18:10

非常中肯

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-06-28T06:44

6 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2013-06-28T08:18

nba很久沒有你這麼中懇理性的文章了

By Kyle
at 2013-06-30T09:12

jordan,真的強的太過份了,吃kobe跟喝水一樣簡單

By Rebecca
at 2013-06-30T21:37

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2013-07-04T19:30

看到第六點就笑了

By Margaret
at 2013-07-06T07:56

By Puput
at 2013-07-10T10:57

感謝kim貼的影片,我剛剛也有找但沒找到

By Jack
at 2013-07-12T19:14

By Adele
at 2013-07-15T18:55

kobe很幸運在LA打球又有巔峰歐肥幫忙早年就拿冠軍

By Caitlin
at 2013-07-17T12:36

只能推了

By Leila
at 2013-07-19T16:30

再看再推~ 又笑了

By Hedwig
at 2013-07-21T08:35

如果不是在LA 我不相信kobe能有現在的成就

By Gary
at 2013-07-21T17:57

推影片順便問傳給gasol的背的影片

By Yedda
at 2013-07-24T19:25

呵呵總版水準就這樣

By Gary
at 2013-07-27T12:35

By Xanthe
at 2013-07-30T01:59

活在PTT的可悲酸民才會覺得只有在PTT得不到尊重

By Ophelia
at 2013-08-02T15:55

勇者推

By Cara
at 2013-08-05T18:18

推樓上

By Kelly
at 2013-08-09T12:06

怒噓唬迷別再來總板拉回去自己版抱媽媽

By Una
at 2013-08-11T10:39

怎麼辦我開始相信你了

By Wallis
at 2013-08-15T00:21

還有人支持摳比歐..

By Rosalind
at 2013-08-18T21:03

報

By Wallis
at 2013-08-21T17:49

推 usoppp :怒噓唬迷別再來總板拉回去自己版

By Oscar
at 2013-08-25T10:03

有點鐘肯

By Skylar Davis
at 2013-08-28T03:19

虎迷還是回去吧

By Carol
at 2013-09-01T16:35

悲哀

By Charlie
at 2013-09-02T02:29

中肯小妹!

By Enid
at 2013-09-03T12:02

廢文

By Valerie
at 2013-09-07T21:57

這篇說的真好

By Caroline
at 2013-09-09T02:25

今年最棒的文章!

By Oliver
at 2013-09-12T02:19

中肯迷迷崩潰秀

By Dinah
at 2013-09-14T06:53

高水準的唬迷其實可以回文打臉啊就像常常被打臉那樣

By Jacob
at 2013-09-19T03:35

快備份，太好笑太直白了XDDDD

By Gary
at 2013-09-19T13:47

科迷自我安慰：只有PTT的人不屑ＫＯＢＥ

By Sandy
at 2013-09-23T17:45

By Faithe
at 2013-09-25T13:42

其實應該是稍微懂籃球的人都..

By Isla
at 2013-09-26T23:42

6 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2013-09-27T18:39

高水準某迷可以回文或離開這裡啊

By Sarah
at 2013-09-30T17:03

第六點頗中懇的

By Wallis
at 2013-10-01T16:23

不可質疑汝的Lao-Da

By Jack
at 2013-10-06T06:55

潮哥56 我推中肯洨妹

By Daph Bay
at 2013-10-09T13:48

這裡這麼多人對妳們老大的看法是這樣
看不慣請回北韓版繼續做你們的老大夢

By Eartha
at 2013-10-12T22:38

中肯

By Cara
at 2013-10-17T09:41

中肯

By George
at 2013-10-22T05:32

6. 拿著陰莖到丹佛亂插一通。...........

By Selena
at 2013-10-22T07:03

這種廢文也可以爆還蠻可悲的

By Odelette
at 2013-10-22T08:55

從來沒看過那麼中肯的文章

By William
at 2013-10-23T18:37

douglas 一直崩潰.. 乖啦去買糖吃

By George
at 2013-10-25T23:16

By Franklin
at 2013-10-30T21:25

douglas 一直崩潰.. 乖啦去買糖吃

By Tom
at 2013-11-01T02:02

這種垃圾文還能爆

By Elvira
at 2013-11-02T13:36

幹我喝飲料看到第六點嗆到鼻子裡

By Odelette
at 2013-11-03T03:54

爆

By Caitlin
at 2013-11-07T18:55

中肯

By David
at 2013-11-12T03:48

句句中肯

By Franklin
at 2013-11-14T08:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2013-11-17T14:34

吃飽太閒整天戰KOBE 都沒湖人的比賽也要拿出來討論

By Sarah
at 2013-11-19T09:55

這是我看過56最好的一篇

By Tracy
at 2013-11-21T10:06

By Charlotte
at 2013-11-25T09:52

太精彩了

By Doris
at 2013-11-26T14:26

你們比柯迷更愛KOBE吧他退休你們大概就失去人生意

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2013-11-27T13:43

傳到一姊背上好有畫面XDDD

By Damian
at 2013-11-30T13:58

07年最好明星禁區= =

By Connor
at 2013-12-02T14:39

此文太優 XD

By Genevieve
at 2013-12-07T08:19

就高中畢業的程度，很意外?

By Delia
at 2013-12-09T04:53

第8點超XD~

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-12-12T18:21

By Queena
at 2013-12-14T18:46

廢文

By John
at 2013-12-18T12:27

By Emma
at 2013-12-21T15:09

分析精闢入裡推一個!!!

By Gary
at 2013-12-23T10:13

中肯

By Charlie
at 2013-12-26T21:47

優文不能亡

By Isabella
at 2013-12-27T11:26

By Hedwig
at 2013-12-29T17:14

再推

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-12-31T18:06

哪天老大真的退休了這個版人氣會少一半吧

By Olivia
at 2014-01-04T05:14

有笑有推XD

By Delia
at 2014-01-04T10:40

第六點以外的都很棒

By Blanche
at 2014-01-06T16:27

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-01-08T03:00

By Gilbert
at 2014-01-10T08:21

我覺得就事論事很中墾

By Lydia
at 2014-01-11T08:54

前4點很中肯

By Damian
at 2014-01-15T02:27

哈哈哈

By Mason
at 2014-01-19T08:19

XDDDDD 好戰文不推嗎

By Margaret
at 2014-01-19T12:40

暑假迷都已經崩潰死了還要繼續鞭屍? 做人這麼絕

By Candice
at 2014-01-20T16:59

XDDDDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2014-01-24T14:58

樓上 5 7 8你不喜歡喔?

By Candice
at 2014-01-26T08:23

太棒了快點M文

By Heather
at 2014-01-28T20:11

湖迷要崩潰了

By Lydia
at 2014-02-01T17:04

在北韓版被刪了XDDDD

By Gary
at 2014-02-05T23:48

借轉ez

By Valerie
at 2014-02-10T05:24

唉 KOBE真的老了

By Daniel
at 2014-02-12T22:40

安安你好

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-02-16T10:34

這篇真的爆中肯收藏起來了

By Faithe
at 2014-02-19T22:11

滿好笑的

By Emily
at 2014-02-20T13:53

優質好文

By Caroline
at 2014-02-25T09:04

太U質了可以加入U質血手之林

By Hamiltion
at 2014-02-27T23:09

這就是水準還敢說迷迷人身攻擊 QQ NBA貼圖區 XDD

By Daniel
at 2014-02-28T00:59

^^ 給你按一個讚迷迷們看到沒, 這才叫水準阿 !!!

By Elvira
at 2014-03-01T18:19

昨天那樣都能水桶　這種文章算人身攻擊ok的
迷迷logiC

By Blanche
at 2014-03-06T18:01

這種水準不意外這種爛文就會被酸迷跟灬迷推報

By Daniel
at 2014-03-11T10:11

陳述事實的水準　跟迷迷造神的水準哪個比較意外?

By Frederic
at 2014-03-15T23:54

現在nba板需要更高級的酸民

By Ula
at 2014-03-17T16:39

你也懂logic? 別騙

By Xanthe
at 2014-03-19T02:55

陳述事實都變人身攻擊大隊長戰力低下也是不爭的事實

By Daph Bay
at 2014-03-19T17:38

水桶‧總版咖

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-03-20T15:39

水桶.........................

By Brianna
at 2014-03-21T02:17

酸酸攻擊科科迷迷攻擊酸酸顆顆

By Andy
at 2014-03-22T03:22

你知道的太多了

By Rebecca
at 2014-03-23T00:30

有道理

By Yuri
at 2014-03-23T21:58

中肯

By Queena
at 2014-03-27T23:16

ez好文呀~~但在北韓被水桶不意外嚕^ ^

By Lydia
at 2014-04-01T09:25

老大光砲友就起碼105個了 loser羨慕變忌妒不意外

By Hedwig
at 2014-04-05T03:19

酸迷迷的神，被人身攻擊回來也剛好吧

By Lydia
at 2014-04-06T10:09

好文必推

By Jacob
at 2014-04-08T21:14

By Hedy
at 2014-04-09T05:28

字字珠璣中肯無比

By Ophelia
at 2014-04-13T20:40

語畢掌聲群起

By Emily
at 2014-04-16T00:25

被水桶惹哭哭

By Lucy
at 2014-04-17T19:11

By Aaliyah
at 2014-04-21T05:17

100分！

By Iris
at 2014-04-23T03:34

超中肯的文章快收

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