洛杉磯湖人 2014-15 Playoff 全盤剖析 - NBA

Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-05-06T00:56

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大家好,我是業餘專業球評比爾・陳。

因為我目前住在台灣・台北,所以想替台灣擁有最多支持者的球隊

「洛城王朝」AKA「紫金大軍」AKA「洛杉磯湖人隊」

來做一場全面解析,為什麼會是今年度的季後賽呢?

明明就沒有季後賽了啊?

身為「洛杉磯湖人隊」金紫血液的擁護團,該在季後賽支持哪支球隊

變成最重要的課題!因為沒有湖人隊能支持,又想參與季後賽的各種討論,必須得

「寄放生存」在另一支球隊,

首先,先從西區看,必須要被淘汰的隊伍有

一、聖安東尼奧馬刺隊:絕對不能讓提姆・當肯拿下第六冠!不能超越柯・比布萊恩!

二、波特蘭拓荒者隊:為什麼?他跟科比沒有過節啊!但是他打爆過豪豪,絕對要淘汰

三、達拉斯小牛隊:11年被橫掃的恥辱,這隻邪惡的隊伍,絕對只能一輪遊!

四、休士頓火箭隊:忠誠獸霍華德,「Soft」就是他的代名詞,讓他再次被橫掃出局

五、洛杉磯快艇隊:洛杉磯只能有一支最強球隊,那就是「湖人隊」

六、金州勇士隊:柯瑞的光芒太過耀眼,不能讓他搶走柯神的封號,必須要淘汰

七、曼非斯灰熊隊:其實沒有任何的恩怨,只是小加索如果奪冠,他就不會離開灰熊來湖人了


以上這樣看下來,西區完全沒有能支持的球隊,好在第一輪把最該淘汰的三支球隊給淘汰了!


再來看看東區,必須要被淘汰的隊伍有

一、克里夫蘭騎士:絕對、絕對、絕對不能讓這隻姆斯奪冠,會讓我們湖迷「備感壓力」

二、芝加哥公牛:絕對、絕對、絕對不能讓加索奪冠,不能讓世人發現他其實真的很強,

是我們湖人隊把他玩爛的,我們愛他,但也絕對不想他奪冠!

東區其實主要就這兩隊,其他都可以,所以整理一下,身為紫金球迷能支持的球隊剩下

一、亞特蘭大老鷹:沒有任何的利益糾葛

二、華盛頓巫師:再給手下敗將老皮拿一冠吧,5>2反正他都要退休了!


各位湖迷們,老鷹跟巫師選一隊吧!祝各位旗開得勝!

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By Zora
at 2015-05-08T07:56
????
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By Charlie
at 2015-05-12T12:44
我服了你XDDD
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By Sarah
at 2015-05-16T07:49
掰原因應該很累 辛苦你了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-05-19T03:40
噓台灣擁有最多支持者的球隊
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By Audriana
at 2015-05-20T04:59
譁眾取寵
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By Catherine
at 2015-05-20T21:06
嘎獸是真的沒很強,東區沒競爭力是事實
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By Sarah
at 2015-05-21T16:58
腿腿為了幫姆斯護航也是蠻拚的
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By Zenobia
at 2015-05-23T07:32
沒哏還硬要發文
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By Hamiltion
at 2015-05-27T00:37
其實只剩下快艇跟騎士,其他都還好
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By Irma
at 2015-05-29T04:12
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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-05-31T12:31
有人逼你發緋聞嗎
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By Ingrid
at 2015-06-03T06:11
此文夠廢
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By John
at 2015-06-07T18:49
實用阿 以免到時候寄生迷事後發現寄生錯隊 精神錯亂
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By Isla
at 2015-06-09T20:54
只能見紅了
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By Dinah
at 2015-06-09T23:32
蠻好笑的說
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By Edwina
at 2015-06-13T04:25
雖然很廢,都我承認我寄生在勇士快艇身上喔XD
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By Liam
at 2015-06-14T05:43
這什麼東西…
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By Christine
at 2015-06-18T14:15
哈哈
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By Ida
at 2015-06-21T04:24
蠻好笑的阿XD
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By Robert
at 2015-06-24T08:44
雖然很廢但是對湖迷應該是個大補帖 幫湖迷找到方向
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By Hedda
at 2015-06-26T16:53
你怎麼這麼會掰...
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By Charlie
at 2015-06-29T12:27
湖迷參考手冊XD
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By Agatha
at 2015-07-02T09:52
寄生這種事只能做不能說 就像去KOBE良家婦女一樣
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By Yuri
at 2015-07-02T17:42
湖迷筆記
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By Quintina
at 2015-07-02T23:46
廢文
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By Dinah
at 2015-07-05T08:01
怎麼幾個活躍的寄生迷都不見蹤影 是在做筆記了嗎
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at 2015-07-05T14:22
2沒壞
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By Quanna
at 2015-07-10T13:38
.....
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By Queena
at 2015-07-13T18:18
沒得打都能救援,這個屌
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By Caroline
at 2015-07-15T23:49
把斷腿副手迷的內心演繹得很好
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By Bennie
at 2015-07-16T18:36
有校友推
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at 2015-07-20T13:27
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at 2015-07-22T09:14
蠻有梗的
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at 2015-07-26T01:37
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By Elvira
at 2015-07-30T13:07
這篇違反板規了吧...引戰、討論球迷
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By Anonymous
at 2015-08-02T14:43
哪一隊都沒差,只要能打爆埋地雷的垃圾腿沾就好
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By Irma
at 2015-08-06T13:12
廢到笑了XD
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By Mary
at 2015-08-08T05:45
這三小
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By Tom
at 2015-08-09T23:52
其實湖人奪冠的絆腳石是灰狼尼克76人
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By Daniel
at 2015-08-14T17:16
難笑
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By Faithe
at 2015-08-18T01:34
2沒壞
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By Hedy
at 2015-08-19T18:50
湖迷都在噓哈哈
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By Elma
at 2015-08-22T05:24
不錯啊 身為終身老大迷的我終於有動力看今年的季後
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By Mason
at 2015-08-25T21:59
有笑有推,紫金迷都在噓
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at 2015-08-28T14:11
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at 2015-08-30T09:57
有笑有推XD
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at 2015-09-04T00:16
我湖迷我覺得超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Zenobia
at 2015-09-07T09:02
下一篇林書豪季後賽分析
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at 2015-09-08T07:23
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By Ina
at 2015-09-10T02:51
蠻實用der 畢竟我糊重建中 短期間跟季後賽註定無緣
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By Erin
at 2015-09-11T19:42
有笑
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at 2015-09-13T16:52
阿不就很好笑
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at 2015-09-17T03:13
爛到剩
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at 2015-09-17T20:19
給 甲 上
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at 2015-09-18T11:26
很有事…
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at 2015-09-22T01:54
廢到笑
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at 2015-09-24T05:22
用心整理給推
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at 2015-09-28T21:17
有笑 值得一推
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By Anonymous
at 2015-10-02T17:29
Godd
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By Linda
at 2015-10-04T17:31
只能推,爛到好笑
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at 2015-10-06T21:10
顆迷糊迷不要出來刷存在感
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at 2015-10-10T16:11
馬的這篇竟然沒被噓到XX
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By Rosalind
at 2015-10-13T06:29
沾迷已經在想姆斯出局後要怎麼酸湖人了XDDD
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at 2015-10-13T22:39
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at 2015-10-20T03:48
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at 2015-10-24T10:24
埋人地雷的當然要淘汰
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at 2015-10-26T04:49
有笑有推
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By Jacob
at 2015-10-28T03:05
偽物
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at 2015-11-01T00:49
廢文 雖GASOL那邊我有笑
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at 2015-11-02T08:23
淚推啊
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at 2015-11-03T08:13
有笑有推
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at 2015-11-09T19:55
能發這麼廢的文也挺不簡單的, 給你個箭頭好了
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By Susan
at 2015-11-14T18:31
AK47
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By Caroline
at 2015-11-18T01:29
先E看風向
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By Sarah
at 2015-11-21T09:35
看完了 還是廢文
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By Susan
at 2015-11-25T16:16
唬爛王
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By Enid
at 2015-11-29T06:41
你真的蠻可憐的
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at 2015-12-03T07:48
乾,我寄生到老鷹...被說中給推
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By Joe
at 2015-12-04T09:14
嘴角有動
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By Olive
at 2015-12-05T12:30
廢到笑 給推
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at 2015-12-07T14:13
廢文
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By Oscar
at 2015-12-09T10:16
笑了XDDD
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at 2015-12-12T19:14
有笑有推 XDD
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By Robert
at 2015-12-13T04:44
甲上的廢文給推XD
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By Oscar
at 2015-12-16T02:31
我是湖迷 希望Gasol奪冠耶...
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By Dorothy
at 2015-12-16T18:50
蠻好笑的
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By Freda
at 2015-12-20T14:48
幽默
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By Tracy
at 2015-12-21T15:07
?
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By Bethany
at 2015-12-24T13:30
中肯
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By Queena
at 2015-12-25T03:25
湖迷給推
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at 2015-12-27T08:59
給推
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By Yuri
at 2015-12-27T15:37
真的蠻可憐
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By Eden
at 2015-12-29T22:35
用心整理推一個XDDD
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By Agnes
at 2016-01-02T18:03
XD
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By Zora
at 2016-01-07T14:51
中肯!湖迷=科迷=寄生迷
難怪整天在總版噴汁
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By Iris
at 2016-01-11T16:43
這麼_智的文大概只有智商_足的會推
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-01-14T09:03
真的受不了因為部分科迷嫌gasol就說科迷都討厭gasol
X的_能言論
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By Connor
at 2016-01-19T08:50
...
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By Iris
at 2016-01-23T23:24
哥覺得你很幽默
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By Genevieve
at 2016-01-27T17:10
你去過精神病院了嗎
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By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-30T18:09
U質好文
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By Andy
at 2016-02-02T21:12
好費的文XDDDD 但我笑了給推 費雯就是要有深度
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-02-07T00:40
巫師或老鷹還會淘汰一隊阿 所以等他們打完再寄生囉
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By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-08T08:20
廢文?最廢的反串都還活得好好的 這不算什麼
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By Selena
at 2016-02-12T06:04
2
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-12T20:17
蠻好笑的
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-02-16T18:40
其實我身邊湖迷大多支持看好勇士拿冠軍
巫師?? 很多湖迷也不喜歡老皮吧
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-02-21T15:52
無聊當有趣?
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By Candice
at 2016-02-22T23:34
有笑有推 XD
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By Dorothy
at 2016-02-26T12:19
廢到笑
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By Vanessa
at 2016-02-29T02:03
好文給推 講出我的心聲
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By Zanna
at 2016-03-01T17:34
有深度的廢文 講出彌彌的心聲
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By Lydia
at 2016-03-04T08:54
哈哈,湖迷整天酸賈索,我還真的以為他真的超爛超廢
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By Gilbert
at 2016-03-04T18:13
額…ok
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By Dinah
at 2016-03-07T05:14
kobe00148 反串你不覺得無聊了這個怎麼會無聊?
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By Rae
at 2016-03-11T04:51
以小人之心度科迷之腹的人還真不少
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By Brianna
at 2016-03-16T04:11
精闢解析 U質湖迷 世紀好文 推~
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-21T03:30
有些理由雖然很牽強 但基本觀念沒錯
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By Yedda
at 2016-03-24T10:18
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-03-25T21:40
姆斯迷真的用心護航~
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-30T15:03
中肯
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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-31T10:03
有道理
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By Hedda
at 2016-04-03T09:59
哈哈 我覺得廢得好笑 給個推牡蠣一下
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-04-06T06:54
絕對絕對不能讓姆斯奪冠 因為科比能贏姆斯的只剩冠
軍數了
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By Iris
at 2016-04-08T20:15
有笑有推......
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By Christine
at 2016-04-12T20:45
U質好文
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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-16T18:34
想發廢文也要好笑一點吧... 金排球...
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By Kumar
at 2016-04-20T15:58
抱歉我笑了...
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By Genevieve
at 2016-04-21T11:27
好個觀戰指南XDDDD
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By Joe
at 2016-04-21T22:45
XD
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By Dora
at 2016-04-22T01:53
蠻難笑的= =
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By Susan
at 2016-04-25T18:58
不錯啊 看豹腿地雷喇叭有難快點來一篇轉移焦點嗎
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-27T20:01
阿拓怎可支持 勿忘納德讓納許一蹶不振xd
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By Ida
at 2016-05-01T08:07
寄生指南,很實用啊XDDDD
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By Odelette
at 2016-05-01T23:42
湖迷也希望騎士輸吧! 兩腿相爭,誰也不服.
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-05-06T13:48
謝謝,我終於找到該支持的方向
超級實用
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-05-08T02:01
中肯XDDD
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By Ida
at 2016-05-09T21:48
這篇爛到笑了了D
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-14T16:23
明年拿第6冠ok的~~~
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By Damian
at 2016-05-15T17:49
我湖必推
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By Jake
at 2016-05-19T12:47
有笑有推 看看前面噓後面推就知道跟風是怎麼回事了
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-23T04:26
這反串....串的很有喜感....給推~~~
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By Emily
at 2016-05-23T17:52
我姆斯落賽了,還不快call柯維拉救援!!
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By Lucy
at 2016-05-25T23:18
廢到笑
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By Christine
at 2016-05-27T15:27
有人呵呵
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By Daniel
at 2016-05-29T16:43
廢到夠好笑阿XDDD
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By Puput
at 2016-05-31T19:40
有笑有推,鷹爪門的出來!!!

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