最屌的把妹方式 - 足球

By Daniel
at 2008-11-02T23:53

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: greenday1006 (這才是射門XD) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 最屌的把妹方式
時間: Sun Nov 2 20:40:56 2008

前幾天我們跟別的系所約好來一場足球友誼賽
到了下半場2比2僵持不下
就在我抓準對方傳球空隙時

我滑壘過去準備鏟球~對方居然快我一步把球踢開
但這時候我已經停不住
我就直接往場邊一個美眉的腳邊鏟過去

(就像這樣)

界外線 >>> /
靠~阿魯巴!! / <○ !!!!
_○/_╭ 妹
￣- ^ / ∥

/

結果我整個跨下直接往她腳下撞
她也因為力道太大~整個人被我撞倒往前摔
直接倒在我身上跟我抱在一起

全部的人都停下來看我們 ~ 連當裁判的學長都傻了
當時我整個嚇到忘記阿魯巴的痛
只能跟和我保持騎乘體位的美眉對望

○rz
(我應該抱緊一點嗎...) ○/=^

我真的超幹尬很想死掉~就算武藤遊戲發動魔法卡
死者甦醒~我應該會直接罵他X你娘~再繼續回到墓地裡
接著她忽然很驚恐的看著我~摸著我的人中

但絕對不是對方按照劇情要吻我
是恁北被她撞到流鼻血
真的是很靠杯~會不會太浪漫了

後來場邊的觀眾扶起我跟她
這時我朋友說:你是在鏟球還是在產小孩
後來我就在場邊休息了~我餘光一直喵到她往我這邊看...

我一定被當成足球癡漢了(╬￣皿￣)凸
後來她看到我們比完賽~在隊友們的慫恿下叫我去請她吃飯道歉
結果大家根本故意整我~到達餐廳大家都說有事~只剩下我跟她

我也好想說:留下來~不然我跟你們走..
現在整個被球隊虧死了~我只是想好好踢球阿

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Tags: 足球

All Comments

By George
at 2008-11-04T18:02

有圖我推XD

By Ina
at 2008-11-06T23:01

哈哈哈哈哈虧您想得出來!!

By Edwina
at 2008-11-11T11:37

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Jack
at 2008-11-16T05:21

原PO金泰歌

By Quanna
at 2008-11-17T01:43

暗爽在心裡還說那麼多嘖嘖嘖

By Kelly
at 2008-11-19T21:33

好帥....

By James
at 2008-11-20T21:34

產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~

By Leila
at 2008-11-25T14:14

說不定對方想推倒你很久哩 >////<

By Ida
at 2008-11-28T05:44

這是癡漢遊戲才會出現的情結吧吧吧吧

By Franklin
at 2008-11-30T22:03

帥阿,老皮~~

By Brianna
at 2008-12-03T06:00

推

By Edwina
at 2008-12-08T04:27

在一起產小孩吧(拖走+3)

By Hamiltion
at 2008-12-12T12:33

妹：這個局我已經和其他球員佈很久了，終於讓我等到了= =+

By Xanthe
at 2008-12-16T12:40

暗爽在心裡還說那麼多嘖嘖嘖

By Valerie
at 2008-12-19T06:55

產小孩產小孩...

By Quanna
at 2008-12-22T00:08

暗爽在在心裡還說這麼多嘖嘖嘖顧一下長ID

By Oliver
at 2008-12-22T18:36

原PO一定有閃了不然怎麼不上~~~

By Agatha
at 2008-12-26T20:59

讓他生~讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~

By Leila
at 2008-12-31T08:50

鏟妹高級技巧

By Daniel
at 2009-01-04T20:38

你是在鏟球還是在產小孩 XDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2009-01-07T19:38

人帥真好

By Margaret
at 2009-01-11T11:49

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Hedy
at 2009-01-14T14:12

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Kyle
at 2009-01-15T22:01

嗶嗶! 紅牌下場

By Elma
at 2009-01-17T20:51

推產小孩XD....

By Genevieve
at 2009-01-18T13:38

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Irma
at 2009-01-21T10:24

暗爽在在心裡還說這麼多嘖嘖嘖

By Faithe
at 2009-01-25T03:59

人生能有幾次這樣機會～

By Xanthe
at 2009-01-26T02:30

應該已經在一起了吧(茶)

By Agatha
at 2009-01-26T11:06

真的應該在一起~ 在一起在一起~

By Quintina
at 2009-01-26T16:17

我愛貧乳

By Hedwig
at 2009-01-31T10:26

By William
at 2009-02-04T17:13

在一起~產小孩~在一起~產小孩~在一起~產小孩~

By Ethan
at 2009-02-04T20:19

搶頭噓~這篇有爆的潛力~等等補推~

By Agatha
at 2009-02-05T16:14

在一起~產小孩~在一起~產小孩~在一起~產小孩~

By Eden
at 2009-02-08T09:59

產小孩..在一起...產小孩...在一起...產小孩...在一起

By Yuri
at 2009-02-11T10:41

口嫌體正直 ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮

By Sandy
at 2009-02-13T20:07

產小孩XDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2009-02-16T04:44

太有趣了....

By Lauren
at 2009-02-19T05:47

隊友都做球做成這樣了.再不射(門)就不是男人了

By Puput
at 2009-02-21T07:49

純推產小孩

By Jacky
at 2009-02-25T13:34

後續咧？(敲碗

By Delia
at 2009-02-27T18:19

有圖有畫面，好好笑XD

By Damian
at 2009-03-02T17:40

妳是在鏟球還是在產小孩，這句太經典了XD

By Connor
at 2009-03-07T08:45

有後續我就手動幫你推到爆!!!!!!!!!!! (要好的後續喔)

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-03-10T04:40

靠杯在一起在一起在一起!!!

By Mary
at 2009-03-11T11:04

後續咧?(敲碗

By Connor
at 2009-03-12T03:11

可遇不可求啊

By Hamiltion
at 2009-03-12T23:56

對啊!~ 後續勒!? 都已經過幾天了

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-03-13T04:52

在一起在一起！~~~~~

By Ethan
at 2009-03-14T18:29

隊友都做球做成這樣了.再不射(門)就不是男人了

By Gary
at 2009-03-16T12:16

你有一群好隊友!!!!

By Callum
at 2009-03-17T11:21

目前到幾壘了

By Zanna
at 2009-03-18T11:07

有想像空間

By Carol
at 2009-03-19T02:03

阿你是在鏟球還是在產小孩XDDDDD

By Madame
at 2009-03-21T01:58

後續哩......快...(敲碗)

By Una
at 2009-03-23T11:32

下文勒???

By Erin
at 2009-03-28T04:39

留下來~不然我跟你們走.. XDXDXD

By Callum
at 2009-03-31T11:22

原來阿魯巴還可以用來把妹(筆記)

By Frederica
at 2009-04-01T21:32

鄉民們趕快去勤練足球了!!!!!!

By Frederic
at 2009-04-06T00:12

用跨下去撞美眉的腳 (筆記)

By Hedda
at 2009-04-07T16:29

續集咧~~~~~~

By Doris
at 2009-04-12T08:28

鄉民們趕快去勤練足球了!!!!!!

By Yedda
at 2009-04-16T22:30

不知道啥我好想推

By Bennie
at 2009-04-21T17:18

死者甦醒XDDD

By Quanna
at 2009-04-26T10:23

要換板標了嗎~

By Freda
at 2009-04-27T17:30

鄉民們趕快去勤練足球了!!!!!!

By Oliver
at 2009-05-02T15:14

=================開放報名鏟小孩足球班===============

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-05-03T20:51

By Robert
at 2009-05-08T08:22

如果在一起...記得PO下文...
死者甦醒...脫離去死團...

By Ivy
at 2009-05-08T20:32

宅男們趕緊去練習產球吧@~@

By Ophelia
at 2009-05-13T10:54

======================報名截止=====================

By Elvira
at 2009-05-15T14:34

原來足球有這種好康的阿 (筆記ing)

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-05-18T07:24

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Thomas
at 2009-05-22T14:59

讓他生~讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~ 讓他生~

By Hedwig
at 2009-05-26T18:57

明明是炫耀文

By Genevieve
at 2009-05-31T06:24

報名費很貴嗎?

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-06-04T15:47

炫耀文!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Yedda
at 2009-06-07T15:58

怎麼會這麼爽= =

By Jake
at 2009-06-08T06:38

XDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2009-06-11T11:57

幹也太爽了

By George
at 2009-06-11T13:36

值得炫耀！

By Elvira
at 2009-06-12T22:54

好浪漫

By Olivia
at 2009-06-16T01:01

跟據小說情節這時原PO要昏過去，等到醒來女主角會在旁邊

By James
at 2009-06-19T13:16

若是鏟到男的你就要肛肛好了.......................

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-06-24T12:51

產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~產小孩~

By Noah
at 2009-06-29T08:52

所以其實鼻子是撞到...？

By Erin
at 2009-07-02T03:31

小聲的問:是什麼顏色?

By Michael
at 2009-07-06T18:41

有笑有推!!

By Ula
at 2009-07-11T04:20

留下來或者我跟你走XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2009-07-14T04:34

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Emma
at 2009-07-17T23:04

好閃阿XDDDD

By Lucy
at 2009-07-22T06:30

生下來~生下來~生下來~生下來原來要這麼把啊(筆記)

By Gilbert
at 2009-07-25T03:01

扯! 但是好幸運XD

By Gilbert
at 2009-07-26T05:08

下來~生下來~生下來~生下來

By Sandy
at 2009-07-30T22:30

打下來，肛出來，就是一定要生下來！

By Rae
at 2009-08-01T21:25

在一起啦~等什麼~

By Robert
at 2009-08-04T02:08

快爆了快爆了

By Ina
at 2009-08-04T22:31

有梗啦在一起囉

By Edwina
at 2009-08-05T05:47

給他爆!!

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-08-09T00:51

在一起~在一起~在一起~ 怎麼還沒生啊？

By Gary
at 2009-08-12T13:50

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-08-12T22:06

球不是這麼踢低

By Gilbert
at 2009-08-16T01:12

重點是......正不正? A_A

By Elizabeth
at 2009-08-20T04:32

在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Delia
at 2009-08-23T07:24

你可以跟打桌球那個配一對了~

By Rosalind
at 2009-08-28T03:06

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Hedy
at 2009-08-30T04:24

炫耀文!!!! 好羨慕

By Bethany
at 2009-08-31T14:50

後續勒!!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-09-01T08:16

快爆了耶！

By Blanche
at 2009-09-02T05:20

你可以跟打桌球那個配一對了~

By Olivia
at 2009-09-02T09:09

在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起

By Bethany
at 2009-09-05T15:00

有笑~特別是那個死者甦醒XD

By Frederic
at 2009-09-06T06:37

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起

By Poppy
at 2009-09-06T23:08

最近追女孩的手法層出不窮 XD

By Rosalind
at 2009-09-07T02:48

爆

By Eartha
at 2009-09-12T02:28

爆

By Isabella
at 2009-09-14T11:14

慢了一拍囧

By Andy
at 2009-09-16T21:22

爆

By Catherine
at 2009-09-20T14:38

我來讓他爆~ 嘿嘿

By Kyle
at 2009-09-21T19:26

^_^

By Kelly
at 2009-09-24T05:53

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Frederica
at 2009-09-27T09:01

o應該是你人生最高峰了吧

By Robert
at 2009-09-28T09:53

:在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起

By Emma
at 2009-10-03T09:49

鄉民們趕快去勤練足球了!!!!!!

By Connor
at 2009-10-06T22:29

在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起

By Linda
at 2009-10-09T10:31

這是脫團的好時機，加油

By Hazel
at 2009-10-13T21:49

在一起在一起~~~

By Valerie
at 2009-10-18T03:18

我這有批足球很便宜的....有需要打這個電話

By Zenobia
at 2009-10-22T00:44

你們不要這樣~~我想踢球啊！！！

By Aaliyah
at 2009-10-25T00:14

幹尬? XDDD

By Franklin
at 2009-10-25T01:52

產小孩+1

By Hedwig
at 2009-10-28T20:43

幹尬 XDDDDD"

By Rae
at 2009-11-02T05:56

你可以跟打桌球那個配一對了~ 哈哈哈哈

By Ophelia
at 2009-11-03T20:31

[十年後]原po:兒子啊~要練踢足球，我就是這樣認識妳媽的

By Agnes
at 2009-11-08T09:36

推產小孩XD

By Caroline
at 2009-11-09T19:57

球不是這樣踢低~

By Iris
at 2009-11-14T03:20

在一起了阿賺到了脫團啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Ophelia
at 2009-11-14T21:12

妹:我比較習慣男上女下的姿勢

By Daniel
at 2009-11-17T23:55

結果勒

By Kama
at 2009-11-18T01:05

重點：＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝正嗎＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝

By Jake
at 2009-11-19T07:27

結果要到黑特版看

By Irma
at 2009-11-23T22:39

這篇其實是炫耀文

By Ursula
at 2009-11-25T09:29

好浪漫~~~ XD

By George
at 2009-11-28T13:00

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起

By William
at 2009-11-30T09:53

推產孩子XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2009-12-01T11:50

鏟妹還是產小孩也太好笑XDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-12-03T08:55

好吃嗎?

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-12-05T16:12

在一起！！！！緣份呀！

By Dinah
at 2009-12-08T21:15

叔叔可不可以教我踢足球？？

By Yuri
at 2009-12-09T15:28

還踢球?把妹了啦!

By Joe
at 2009-12-13T07:12

在一起~ 產小孩~ 讓他生~ 在一起~ 產小孩~ 讓他生!!!

By Ula
at 2009-12-13T11:00

這其實是炫耀文吧 XD

By Edwina
at 2009-12-14T12:07

難得的緣份，如果女的更正一點就好囉

By Agatha
at 2009-12-17T04:01

太棒了

By Aaliyah
at 2009-12-18T17:18

在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在!!

By Ophelia
at 2009-12-21T00:54

武藤遊戲那裡我笑了xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2009-12-21T05:39

在一起啦

By Lauren
at 2009-12-23T12:21

圖勒!!

By Joseph
at 2009-12-28T07:08

有笑有推XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-12-30T09:34

有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2010-01-03T03:11

球不是這樣踢的

By Lucy
at 2010-01-04T22:26

這招好強學起來(筆記)

By Oliver
at 2010-01-06T03:26

後續咧!!

By Rae
at 2010-01-10T19:12

炫燿文!

By Jacky
at 2010-01-10T21:07

結果勒?!結果勒?!結果勒?!結果勒?!結果勒?!結果勒?!結果勒?

By Enid
at 2010-01-14T18:26

我要後續!!!!!!!!!

By Elizabeth
at 2010-01-18T05:58

在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-01-20T17:23

好精采喔~~

By Lucy
at 2010-01-23T11:42

明年記得請大家吃油飯XD

By Ingrid
at 2010-01-24T22:16

超好笑的啦

By Eden
at 2010-01-26T00:46

我要圖- -

By Enid
at 2010-01-30T20:59

這位兄弟我等著吃油飯阿... = =+

By Kelly
at 2010-02-02T03:57

在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!在一起!請隨時更新進度!

By Vanessa
at 2010-02-06T06:34

產小孩 XDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2010-02-06T20:36

早知道就去學踢球了!!

By Emily
at 2010-02-08T20:50

小朋友..... 球....不是這樣踢滴!!

By Leila
at 2010-02-12T12:09

阿魯巴撞到流鼻血應該很爽~~

By Elizabeth
at 2010-02-14T05:40

超羨慕的橋段...再一起拉這樣還不在一起

By Frederica
at 2010-02-17T22:39

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Blanche
at 2010-02-18T11:51

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Cara
at 2010-02-23T05:34

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Audriana
at 2010-02-27T10:26

炫耀文!!(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

By Harry
at 2010-02-27T23:37

我要聽後續XDDDD

By Kama
at 2010-03-02T12:07

好笑真的會推XDDDDDDD 原PO真的好屌!!!

By Zanna
at 2010-03-04T16:39

○rz

By Selena
at 2010-03-07T17:06

好好笑~不過感覺好痛

By James
at 2010-03-09T21:21

(這才是射門...) ○/=^

By Ophelia
at 2010-03-13T17:16

我要看案發當時的照片XD.....

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-03-14T18:25

○rz
(這才是射門...) ○/=^

By Edwina
at 2010-03-16T12:49

8 親愛的~我們進去吧~ 隔天阿~我要當爸爸了~!! Q
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情 █︶//︶旅 >///< 分有 █︶//︶ >///< E
人 █ ︶◢ 館 ◣ ▽ ◢ 隔了 █ ▽◢ ◣ ▽ ◢ E
節 ◢◥◢◣LOVEX2◣ ◣ ◢ 線 ◢ ◢ ◣ ◣◢ ◢ T

By Robert
at 2010-03-20T00:49

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2010-03-23T04:50

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Ophelia
at 2010-03-24T14:24

11/02 greenday1006 □ 留下來或者我跟你們走

By Ophelia
at 2010-03-27T05:27

在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~

By Puput
at 2010-03-30T01:11

XDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2010-04-01T17:48

在一起~在一起~在一起在一起~在一起~在一起~在一起~~~

By Emily
at 2010-04-05T08:04

11/02 greenday1006 □ 留下來或者我跟你們走 .gay

By Bennie
at 2010-04-05T13:07

你是在鏟球還是在產小孩XDD

By Audriana
at 2010-04-08T03:42

在一起～在一起～在一起～在一起啦！！

By Poppy
at 2010-04-09T05:15

[黑特]看球賽也中槍

By Hazel
at 2010-04-11T10:47

經原po同意借轉

By Rachel
at 2010-04-13T01:11

這樣能帶動足球人口嘛XD

By Olive
at 2010-04-15T21:27

可以借轉系隊板嗎這招真妙

By Agatha
at 2010-04-16T08:31

XDDDD 借轉剛溫~~~

By Genevieve
at 2010-04-20T17:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2010-04-22T12:11

轉到足球版啦XD

By Hedwig
at 2010-04-23T01:57

...=__=||||

By William
at 2010-04-24T17:08

根本就禽獸文=.="

By Emma
at 2010-04-28T09:37

借轉西斯

By William
at 2010-05-03T05:19

偶像劇

最屌的把妹方式 - 足球

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