昨日Reddit討論 - 世足

西智戰

byrd4913：
Spain hasn't been kicked out of South America this hard since the 1800s.
自19世紀以後，西班牙再一次狼狽地被踢出了南美洲。

cartola ：
Diego Costa seen at Dutch embassy applying for citizenship, citing previous
Dutch ancestors from the 17th century colonization of Brazil.
據傳Diego Costa已經在申請荷蘭戶口名簿了，要找17世紀的荷蘭老祖宗認親

renanferrari：
http://i.imgur.com/00bPC5V.jpg

momin_q：
Secret agent Costa's mission is complete
恭喜Costa無間道任務完成

Thesolly180：
From World Cup champions to going out in the group stage this is a visual
representation of their World Cup
衛冕冠軍小組出局示意圖
http://i.imgur.com/tVjLxnv.gif

ofap：
http://giant.gfycat.com/FrenchMarvelousInganue.gif

IranianGenius
His facial cdth. I was rooting for Spain and even I laughed.
這神表情，作為西粉都要笑死了

pituacu：
The wrong spelling only made it funnier.
還把詞拼錯了，有點萌耶

Matika7：
That moment when you realize Costa Rica has already done a better job at the
World Cup than the previous winner. O_O
看見沒，我大哥斯大黎加的表現都比衛冕冠軍強

sgplr：
Costa Rica is clearly the best Costa in the tournament.
顯然Costa‧Rica是Costa家族裡最OP的一個

knowsalotofthings：
Spain is like that hot girl you knew in school and then you meet her again
and she's married and fat and boring as fuck.
西班牙就像當年校花，暮然回首時早已成人妻，又胖又神煩。

bluedude14：
This second goal just changed her to fat, boring, divorced, with two kids and
desperate for you to date her and give her a chance.
西班牙丟的第二球——肥胖神煩離了婚帶著兩個娃的熟女還在跪求你吃回頭草。


荷澳戰

CancelledMeds：
Hurricane warning for western europe as dutch collectively breathe out.
西歐即將掀起暴風，因為所有荷蘭人都同時鬆了一口氣。

WE_ICE_COLD：
How do I feel? Heart broken But today we proved to the world that we are no
pushovers, we can hold our own ground and we can give an excitiny match. Once
the squad starts to get the experiencec needed we will start to flourish. We
showed our grit, passion and our downright Australian nature. Hats off to
Neatherlands, what a great game.
袋鼠來談談感想：雖然結果讓人心碎，但我澳向全世界證明了自己不是來打醬油的，我們
能守住自己的地盤，也能奉獻精彩的場面，只要經驗再豐富些一定會捲土重來。我們打出
了膽量和熱情，還有我澳直來直去的天性。最後向荷蘭致敬，一場偉大的比賽。

PoliceAlarm：
Fantastic game and you should have your heads held high. Great game by the
Aussies.
四海遊龍，袋鼠們可以昂首離開了。

Spytap：
The dutch national anthem sounds like the song they play at the Oscars while
showing photos of everyone who died that year.
荷蘭國歌好像是熟悉的節奏，奧斯卡頒獎禮盤點上年度離世人物不就用的這個嗎。

Gambrel：
Maybe Australia will die, is what you are saying?
這不就在替袋鼠送終?，你說的也沒錯啊

BER1C：
Tim Cahill has now scored more World Cup goals (5) than Ronaldo,Messi and
Rooney combined (4).
Tim Cahill已在世界盃上攻入5球，比C羅、梅西和魯尼加起來（4球）還多。

mequals1m1w：
Does Holland have the most male fans dressed up as women?
荷蘭男扮女裝的球迷是不是世界一絕？
http://ppt.cc/lfRS
http://ppt.cc/M7Ut
http://ppt.cc/lVa8

JamCal：
And for another hour we remain:
BETTER THAN FUCKING SPAIN.
我澳跟荷蘭纏鬥了一小時！
還！是！比！西！班！ 牙！ 強！

derajydac：
Spanish players think games are won on possession.
西班牙還以為勝負是比控球率高的呢。

Vagabond21：
If you have 100% possession you won't lose
控球率100%就不會輸

NatWu：
You can on own goals.
你得到烏龍球了


克喀戰

Everythingpossible：
If Croatia advances I'm buying one of their jerseys.
克羅地亞要是能晉級我就去買件格子衫。

wandarah：
You can use it to play chess too, or a fancy picnic blanket. Form, and
function baby.
還可以用來下棋，當野餐墊，又潮又實用，值得你擁有。

BrownByYou：
On ESPN you could hear the ref talking to the two captains at the coin flip
and I thought that that was the most interesting thing ever
看ESPN你能清楚聽見猜邊時，主裁跟兩邊隊長說話，金促咪！

holden147：
I paid attention when he said "I can speak English for you". What
language were they speaking before then?
我有留意他說"供英語嘜A通"。那他們之前說的是啥？

tilarkies：
Song just went full pepe. You never go full pepe
Song怎麼也變身超級賽亞佩，這也行？

Woild：
Somehow that was even more stupid than Pepe. I'm impressed.
不…不下呂佩 ，哥已震驚。

FootballClubSandwich：
I'd say it's more than full Pepe because it was completely unprovoked
我能說這下已經"佩"值戰鬥力爆表了嗎，沒理由的天降神肘啊。

SpitefulMouse：
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SONG THINKING?!
這貨腦子裡裝的是啥？

pokepoke：
It was a missed high five.
其實他是想擊個掌，結果人家沒理他

KING_OF_SLOTH：
rumors in Brazil are saying that he did it so he could get a ride with Spain
back to Barcelona
最新乳莫：Song急於染紅下場是為了趕上我西的班機，以隨隊友一起返回巴薩。

imustbethedevil：
much sense is made now
這下就說得通了

ForestEye：
What everyone was thinking after the 4th goal
圍觀群眾在4-0之後的反應
http://i.imgur.com/IetECAu.jpg?1

Chillstar08：
unwritten rule of thie worldcup : get a stupid red card, lose 0-4
世界盃潛規則：傻B紅牌下場，0比4不解釋。

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