推特鄉民比較NBA球星跟AV明星 - NBA

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NBA Fan Compares Players To Porn Stars: Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Stephen
Curry, And Others
NBA粉絲把球員跟AV明星比較：Michael Jordan，LeBron James，Stephen Curry等

NBA fans often have too much time to think and do things that the rest of the
people wouldn't. NBA Twitter is a wild place, but every now and then, we find
fans making very interesting content for the rest of the community.
不像其他人，NBA粉絲們時間太多，可以想跟做些有沒有的。但是有時候，這些粉絲會做些
很有趣的東西讓大家欣賞。

One of the most curious cases happened recently when somebody decided it was
actually a good idea to compare the current NBA stars to porn stars.
@DaMightyChiefs thought and analyzed all of this to explain why stars like
LeBron James, Michael Jordan, and more are very similar to certain porn
stars.
最近一件最詭異的案例是有人決定要把目前的NBA明星拿來跟AV明星比較。一位推特鄉民認
為並分析解釋，為什麼像是LBJ，MJ等NBA球員會很像某些AV明星。

推特連結: https://twitter.com/DaMightyChief/status/1391585094188474369

The explanations are hilarious and fans must have thought this person really
nailed with them. This has become a big deal on Twitter, and the fan already
promised a second part.
他的分析說明非常好笑，粉絲們認為講的鞭辟入裡。這在推特上非常轟動，而這位推特鄉
民也承諾他會有下一集。

LBJ像: https://imgur.com/ogiyy5J.jpg
"Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s
versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always
surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it
matters."
「Abella Danger像LBJ的原因是她是她領域裡最頂尖的。她在場上兩端(蕾絲邊跟異性)
都可以，總是有一堆的防守(尸吊)圍繞著她，而且她在處理球(蛋)球(蛋)上也很頂尖。而
當在緊要關頭的時候，她也可以得分。」

Ja Morant像: https://imgur.com/o9ljl21.jpg
"Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a
legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body
for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim
and leaving nothing left."
「Ash Kash像Ja Morant的原因是她很年輕，剛入行，但是已經是個傳奇了。她在這領域有
潛力可以做很久，她為了長遠著想會願意犧牲她的身體，而且她也是粉絲們的最愛。她攻
擊籃(屁)框(眼)也是很有心得，不留活口。」

Enes Kanter像: https://imgur.com/1O6BlKk.jpg
"Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone
thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are
the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to
be on top of D."
「Mia Khalifa像Enes Kanter的原因是她有一個很好的賽季，然後大家都認為她棒透了。
她就像Enes一樣被她的國家討厭，她的奶子大的像是個turkey kurdish怪獸(這梗我不
懂)。她的身材讓她在防守(尸吊)上可以取得有利位置。」

Kyle Lowry像: https://imgur.com/8NRcK6H.jpg
"Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber
Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy,
deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise."
「Violet Myers像Kyle Lowry的原因是她有個超級無敵巨大超軟有彈性多汁可口的屁股。
她有名人堂的價值，明星賽明星，而且也是她公司的GOAT。」

Michael Jordan像: https://imgur.com/JFbsjvD.jpg
"Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did
everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you
needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the
man. Also bald."
「Johnny Sins像MJ是因為他是個GOAT。Johnny Sins做所有的事情，他可以是個消防員，
可以是醫生，可以是老師....當需要他的時候，他就會出現，就像是動畫:降世神通-最後
的氣宗。他就是個傳奇，是個謎，是真男人。而且，他也是個光頭。」

球三像: https://imgur.com/gt3pNde.jpg
"Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her.
Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a
player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers
on the court."
「Astrid Wett像球三是因為在剛入行就有很多的消息。她已經有全明星的表現，每個人都
準備好要看她身為球(演)員的下一個動(片)作(子)。她天賦滿滿，但是在防守(尸吊)上還
得努力，減少場上的失誤。」

咖哩像: https://imgur.com/6fpnn4T.jpg
"Lana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes
we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is
incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her
offense will show out. Legendary."
「Lana Rhodes像咖哩是因為她改變了整個生態。沒有Lana Rhodes，我們不會有像現在聯
盟裡這麼多的天賦。她在場上兩端都是不可思議的，儘管她在防守(尸吊)上面很懶散，但
是她在攻擊上是充滿表現的，太傳奇了。」

楊懷樂像: https://imgur.com/gDKnu42.jpg
"Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She
literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the
abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short
cumings. Legend in the making."
「Lena Paul像楊懷樂是因為她體格異於常人。她真的跟個粉(風)絲(扇)上床，而且我不是
說是真的人喔(https://imgur.com/FzhuEm9 僅供大家參考)。她有能力可以在聯盟裡成為
頂尖球員但總是因為一些缺點(高潮)差了那麼一點。她是正在成形中的傳奇。」

龜龜像: https://imgur.com/FOqKJCM.jpg
"Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has
a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became
annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho."
「Riley Reid像龜龜是因為他們兩個都過譽，都拿過平庸的MVP。她一開始表現的很好，但
是後來的表現就很惱人。她仍舊是個好球(演)員，但是再也不一樣了。仍舊是個傳奇。」

Vince Carter像: https://imgur.com/rZuBrVH.jpg
"Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you
want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me
and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I
miss her :("
「Sara Jay像VC是因為她真的老。她有所有我們想要的特質，而且當她在她巔峰期的時候
真的是棒呆惹。一定可以進名人堂的，但是她討厭我，而且封鎖我，但是我還是看她的影
片。有人可以跟她說一下不要封鎖我嗎? 我好想她喔~~」
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