抱腿的定義? - NBA

By Kama
at 2015-04-09T00:13

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小夥子你還太嫩
這種東西根本就沒有什麼定義，這世界上沒有事物是能被絕對定義的。

但是你如果轉往過往找答案，你就會發現這就是一招經典的「圍魏救趙」阿！

共敵不如分敵，敵陽不如敵陰。在現代來說就叫「海綿戰術」！

我且問你，到底是先有腿迷這名詞，還是先有腿科迷這個名詞呢？

你若細細考據，會發現腿黃、腿詹、月退這些豐富的名詞都是拿來形容沾黃

甚至你看到腿還會聯想到他抽筋要人抬出去的動作（在YOUTUBE上還形成模仿風潮）

你再看看天龍八步、跳舞、假摔（Lebroning）這些動作的共通點是什麼？

就是一個「腿」字嘛！
在兵器譜內「沾黃腿」甚至還超越小李飛刀呢！（這排名的事請去問百曉生）

回歸正題

賢侄你現在知道你的問題實在是個假議題了

在ＮＢＡ版，實在是由於某些族群被酸到晚上睡不著覺
每天只能看著主子在網路酸海中載浮載沉

逼不得已，只好在腿字後與腿迷中間各加個「科」字（念起來拗口又沒創意）
以完成這陰險的戰術，隱藏事件的真相。

至於為什麼要選這科字？

58132000bj4

忘了說我刺迷，勿戰

※ 引述《cloud72426 (數字只是輔助不是真理)》之銘言：

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By Wallis
at 2015-04-10T00:34

你說話可以不要那麼直接嗎

By Lydia
at 2015-04-13T17:21

受教

By Tracy
at 2015-04-17T03:57

XDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2015-04-19T22:48

忘了說我湖迷!勿戰

By Ethan
at 2015-04-22T23:48

XDD

By Necoo
at 2015-04-25T06:13

TD出來面對

By Victoria
at 2015-04-26T10:57

就某迷整天活在kobe陰影下造成的

By Madame
at 2015-05-01T01:25

腿迷怎還沒來崩？

By Jacob
at 2015-05-02T22:35

不意外當腿腿自己發明腿科迷這類的詞時表示他們自己

By Aaliyah
at 2015-05-07T15:29

一刀接一刀是要腿腿哭給你看嗎夠了

By Lily
at 2015-05-07T22:27

也認為大部分的人看到腿腿馬上聯想到的是詹迷

By Adele
at 2015-05-10T12:32

大概哭暈在廁所還沒回神吧晚點就來了信不信?

By Kelly
at 2015-05-13T18:06

可以不要這樣嗎天氣冷很痛

By Madame
at 2015-05-16T15:25

留點後路麻～

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-19T15:41

中肯但腿迷會噓你

By Ethan
at 2015-05-20T16:02

別忘了腿迷也是恨透馬刺等等你要被噓爆囉

By Victoria
at 2015-05-24T00:32

靠北XDDD 中肯推

By Poppy
at 2015-05-24T07:51

靠北可是等一下月退米分會過來噓你

By Una
at 2015-05-28T20:06

看到腿腿喊腿科的確頗好笑XDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-30T10:47

就如同昭告天下自己是腿腿XDD

By Sarah
at 2015-05-31T21:18

樓下海綿

By David
at 2015-06-01T18:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
不是樓下才是

By Donna
at 2015-06-02T02:07

雖然看不懂但你說得好像很開心給推

By Isla
at 2015-06-06T00:01

戰意滿點XDD

By Ula
at 2015-06-09T13:47

原po可以解釋一下數字嗎小弟資質駑鈍

By Olive
at 2015-06-11T16:45

刺迷給推

By Jack
at 2015-06-13T15:37

5冠81分32000

By Ula
at 2015-06-16T19:37

如果腿迷說kobe是腿科那他們不就是科迷…

By Charlie
at 2015-06-18T19:04

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-06-22T17:38

你真的好壞喔不過好好笑XDDD 希望明天馬刺贏火箭
因為我也是刺迷

By Freda
at 2015-06-23T17:57

哪有一樣，LBJ 是人人搶著補的人

By Donna
at 2015-06-23T22:56

有人可以看得出來他在公三小 ??

By Franklin
at 2015-06-24T15:40

老大是待在買腿隊卻鬥走隊友還吹密耶

By Oscar
at 2015-06-25T10:24

來了我怕

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-26T12:55

出現啦~~~

By Ivy
at 2015-06-29T22:55

幹真的出現了....預言好準0.0

By Hazel
at 2015-07-03T08:11

又一個神預測惹

By Dinah
at 2015-07-06T19:22

召喚真科迷海綿56

By Quanna
at 2015-07-11T04:02

今天冷吱吱詹酸半夜聚在一起取暖囉

By Agatha
at 2015-07-12T15:41

這篇推文id就那幾個在取暖給你們推一下好了

By Linda
at 2015-07-15T22:10

"我刺迷"是起手式怎麼可以放最後呢

By Doris
at 2015-07-16T01:02

喔喔喔可是跟可是跟科字什麼關係

By Andy
at 2015-07-20T22:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 可以顧慮一下腿迷感受嘛

By Jessica
at 2015-07-23T06:48

蠻中肯的

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-26T04:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2015-07-28T09:55

你就是要說LBJ我知道

By Kama
at 2015-07-30T06:18

怎麼感覺科迷都覺得...酸喇叭可以幫十年前喊吹密的
你科解套？怎麼那麼天真？

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-30T17:56

強烈建議原po去寫武俠小說!!!!!

By Olive
at 2015-08-02T21:50

以老闆跟球迷角度看吹密應該比the decision好

By William
at 2015-08-05T12:47

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-08-05T15:40

刺迷不意外發文水準都差不多~

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-06T20:23

先看他鬥走前一哥，過幾季真要賣他又被霸王否決，
老闆心情真的好嗎

By Victoria
at 2015-08-11T06:03

其實這篇真的是NBA版的腿腿進化論XDDDDD

By Annie
at 2015-08-15T20:04

XDD

By Kyle
at 2015-08-19T00:00

看當初騎士高層那樣應該比湖人高層好一點

By Emma
at 2015-08-23T22:47

對阿騎士老闆當年超開心的還寫信祝福LBJ

By Zanna
at 2015-08-27T00:55

派對見面還各種寒暄

By Joe
at 2015-08-27T08:24

然後就把喊吹密要腿抱的事實輕輕放下了，好巧妙的開
心度護航

By Isla
at 2015-08-30T08:25

喊一喊而言那麼嚴重怎麼都沒看你罵一下實際轉隊兩
次的LBJ 雙重標準的心態超極無敵明顯DER

By Heather
at 2015-08-30T17:44

%%%

By Delia
at 2015-09-04T00:26

我也覺得腿科迷的發明超不倫不類

By Gary
at 2015-09-04T16:25

說LA士大市場 CLE視小市場那MIA呢?
都不絕的自己講的話超極矛盾的嗎

By Puput
at 2015-09-09T01:38

喊到真被交易前一刻反而怕了再霸王條款，果然霸氣

By Ida
at 2015-09-13T23:57

可以拜託講話之前稍微檢視一下有沒有打自己臉可否?

By Elizabeth
at 2015-09-17T17:22

你怎麼覺得我在護航喇叭啊...你科詹兩個討腿抱還互
鬥，怎不想想本是同根生？

By Olivia
at 2015-09-20T19:56

腿迷就自卑感很重

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-22T06:51

先推，等等有人來噓

By Eartha
at 2015-09-23T22:03

中肯

By Hardy
at 2015-09-25T18:59

別說了

By Jacky
at 2015-09-29T22:39

腿詹和腿蚵都是投機客啦!看兩邊迷迷死命護航互酸還
蠻可笑的

By Leila
at 2015-10-01T10:21

自己發明腿科真的是很好笑不知道是想跟科迷更加

By Margaret
at 2015-10-05T12:51

親近還是缺乏創意就像某幾隻腿只會拿別人的推文
照樣造句學到最後自己都不知道自己打些什麼

By Megan
at 2015-10-08T04:40

喊崔密是走了沒？腿皇可是實在轉了兩隊

By Hazel
at 2015-10-13T00:46

實際轉隊背叛兩次=>還好唄喊催密=>你還是人嗎?

By Selena
at 2015-10-16T21:55

別說拉他們受不了怕會想不開

By Andy
at 2015-10-18T14:18

還是幫補一下雖然睡醒就會被噓到XX

By Annie
at 2015-10-19T08:12

今晚腿迷真的大崩潰，你好壞

By Linda
at 2015-10-19T13:04

就兩人情況來看要馬兩個都抱要馬都沒抱

By Jacky
at 2015-10-22T22:20

吹密沒走是霸王條款哩
他是愛隊友還是愛xx, 我不便多說

By Isla
at 2015-10-25T14:54

然後姆斯抱老大沒抱卻要硬凹成老大抱姆斯沒抱....

By Candice
at 2015-10-27T10:49

愛湖人

By Donna
at 2015-11-01T00:59

XDDD

By Liam
at 2015-11-02T06:57

阿腿突然停止推文的時候第二天通常會出現很多公告
那些推崩潰的保重

By John
at 2015-11-02T22:52

腿迷沒來倒是引來超級鄧迷~~~~~

By Michael
at 2015-11-07T00:15

海綿五六到底去哪裡了...

By John
at 2015-11-09T21:40

`忙著檢舉吧
看來我要入桶了再會惹~

By Rosalind
at 2015-11-11T23:38

腿迷要崩潰拉~

By Xanthe
at 2015-11-16T11:27

連署救太公~

By Belly
at 2015-11-19T13:33

壯士留步

By Susan
at 2015-11-23T23:16

海棉就有病一堆人還愛推有事嗎?

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-28T16:28

推

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-01T05:47

純推K951753 XDDDDDDDD

By Selena
at 2015-12-06T03:55

身為刺迷，腿米跟科科進桶都不錯

By Frederica
at 2015-12-07T03:43

581105211111

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-11T16:46

每次推海棉的都是哪些人看看不就知

By Joseph
at 2015-12-13T17:43

吹密

By Elvira
at 2015-12-16T22:51

海綿也不一定是人人推阿

By Rachel
at 2015-12-19T07:53

不管什麼腿都是腿

By Damian
at 2015-12-20T19:59

zsh想法：實際轉隊背叛兩次=>你還是人嗎？喊催密=>
還好唄

By Yedda
at 2015-12-23T21:49

LBJ自己說過，如果去年奪冠，他會留下來拚第四冠

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-25T15:04

結果被打爆就跑，這不是抱腿嗎？

By Kristin
at 2015-12-29T09:30

腿

By Eden
at 2015-12-31T19:10

襪有人連噓好兇RRR

By Enid
at 2016-01-04T00:42

補血半夜沒人的時候會有腿腿進來噓噓沒有我隨便你

By Enid
at 2016-01-05T05:50

看到２５６就要噓

By Cara
at 2016-01-08T05:24

大家都不睡覺阿

By Cara
at 2016-01-12T19:35

休息是為走更長遠的路接下來讓早起的戰各位早點睡

By Belly
at 2016-01-14T22:57

腿迷崩崩

By Catherine
at 2016-01-15T00:09

玻璃心狂噓不意外

By Linda
at 2016-01-15T13:30

何必傷害腿彌纖細的心靈呢~XDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2016-01-20T08:08

蠻猛的啊有些都是科迷自己先貶低別人然後被大臉才
ㄠ腿迷先說的

By Lauren
at 2016-01-23T18:45

最近你們是沒地方發洩直接發文取暖嗎不是討論中二
就是抱腿接下來會是什麼要發這種文為什麼不去EZ

By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-25T08:59

中肯XDD

By Michael
at 2016-01-26T03:58

wwwwww

By Elvira
at 2016-01-28T21:39

中肯

By Tom
at 2016-02-01T20:35

討論這個好無聊喔才懶得理你們呢 (邊冰敷臉邊發文

By Carol
at 2016-02-05T13:21

月退是啥啦~~XDD 我也想領月退啊~~~

By Odelette
at 2016-02-09T09:59

沾迷會崩潰

By Freda
at 2016-02-13T05:33

LBJ 說三連霸他的確會考慮四連霸這件事，因為很難，
但回騎士是之前就打算了，酸酸斷章取義跟妓者差不多

By Yuri
at 2016-02-18T05:32

...

By Lydia
at 2016-02-23T00:32

Lebroning應該是被抬下去的動作不是假摔吧

By Odelette
at 2016-02-23T13:40

腿科迷就是腿科迷刺刺更是降薪抱腿的鼻祖可笑

By Adele
at 2016-02-26T08:58

好弱

By Kyle
at 2016-02-26T20:37

取暖自嗨超好笑哈哈

By Odelette
at 2016-03-02T18:36

腿腿一個崩潰ㄟ~~~

By Hardy
at 2016-03-04T21:31

喇叭詹不就自己在騎士沒人抱她腿才咻咻滾去熱火的嗎

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-09T12:37

腿腿崩潰

By Erin
at 2016-03-12T06:48

XDD

By Olive
at 2016-03-12T17:24

我這不是來了嗎

By Madame
at 2016-03-16T18:02

狗鼻迷裝刺迷只有好笑

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-17T12:40

實力<Lbj就只能發這種文哈哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-18T10:23

太公先知真的一堆腿迷趁著凌晨跑來狂噓

By Damian
at 2016-03-20T16:51

腿腿睡比較晚先幫補

By John
at 2016-03-25T11:18

德佬迷路過，幹好好笑xDD

By Linda
at 2016-03-25T16:18

岳父粉路過, 太好笑啦~~

By Mason
at 2016-03-29T17:42

KB迷大概也是鄧黑,裝刺迷不意外. 歐肥才是真大腿!

By Frederic
at 2016-04-01T14:44

Lebroning就是假摔的意思

By Daniel
at 2016-04-01T22:54

這篇戰力真強，卡位先

By Queena
at 2016-04-04T07:33

好笑推

By Mason
at 2016-04-08T08:25

喔

By Adele
at 2016-04-09T07:16

這篇文釣到好多魚

By Susan
at 2016-04-14T03:27

腿代表的是詹，代表科的是另外一個字。但是科彌卻
把這個字變成科比條款，提都不能提

By Kama
at 2016-04-15T04:11

海綿整天酸柯比就可以別人酸喇叭詹就不行唷

By Noah
at 2016-04-17T08:54

但是除了NBA版之外都可以提。真奇妙
強烈建議廢除科比條款

By Lauren
at 2016-04-21T09:15

之前沒有什麼腿科彌這種名詞，只有肩迷

By Franklin
at 2016-04-26T04:33

太中肯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2016-04-28T03:20

腿腿崩潰

By Madame
at 2016-05-02T01:52

Lol 真理

By Puput
at 2016-05-03T22:26

酸酸無腦不要也跟著無腦姆斯從一而終都是大腿

By Ethan
at 2016-05-05T22:16

釣魚宗師

By Kelly
at 2016-05-10T16:15

推R

By Zora
at 2016-05-11T07:50

http://i.imgur.com/elCHkkO.jpg
還以為是被抬哭哭的樣子xd

By Quintina
at 2016-05-11T13:29

Haha

By Callum
at 2016-05-12T06:45

海棉可以酸科別人不能酸你主子喔ㄏㄏ

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-17T06:17

海綿崩潰嘍~

By Jessica
at 2016-05-20T13:45

呵呵256水桶舒服嗎？取暖取到水桶也不愧水桶第
一人啦～

By Oliver
at 2016-05-22T07:10

有趣

By Ivy
at 2016-05-24T12:32

沒種承認自己是蝌迷

By Hedda
at 2016-05-28T08:49

太中肯

By Daniel
at 2016-05-30T02:25

哭哭

By Poppy
at 2016-06-02T20:31

阿哈哈

By Margaret
at 2016-06-04T14:54

58132000 怎麼可以少掉105
刺迷在這站出來

By Sarah
at 2016-06-09T14:01

抱腿的定義? - NBA

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