戰鬥民族打群架(空耳版) - 武術 Martial Arts

By Cara
at 2017-01-04T12:08

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1OQenlft ]

作者: Anddyliu (安滴滴) 看板: joke
標題: [kuso] 戰鬥民族打群架(空耳版)
時間: Tue Jan 3 01:22:53 2017

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PejxSbH4nE

「俺愛你，胡彥斌」

中文字幕亂翻
說的是俄語但字幕影響讓看的人以為他們全都在說中文

出處：https://goo.gl/8BDgZF 天下談軍微博

爬討論串有相關提到：

前面大意是：我們一起衝過去兄弟們不要怕，隨便幹他們！我們碾碎他們

胡彥斌那句：是хуй блин 迪克他媽的

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Tags: 武術

All Comments

By Mary
at 2017-01-05T19:26

幹超好笑

By Michael
at 2017-01-10T19:25

第一句就噴笑了

By Edwina
at 2017-01-13T05:41

笑死

By Leila
at 2017-01-16T22:37

華夏第一劍！白帝聖劍，御劍跟著我！

By James
at 2017-01-20T02:30

幹我被發財咯喝牛奶嗆到鼻子 e04

By Gilbert
at 2017-01-24T02:38

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By Emma
at 2017-01-27T06:07

有夠中二 XDDDD

By Michael
at 2017-01-27T07:09

德瑪西亞！

By Frederic
at 2017-02-01T00:16

突然覺得我也會說俄文了

By Oscar
at 2017-02-02T03:49

我知道這是空耳，但這群俄國佬怎麼中文這麼好？

By Quintina
at 2017-02-03T12:24

好弱! 好弱! 好弱!

By Mia
at 2017-02-05T17:36

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By Lauren
at 2017-02-07T22:32

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By Caitlin
at 2017-02-10T21:11

中了XD

By Ethan
at 2017-02-14T18:30

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By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-19T04:04

By Emily
at 2017-02-22T15:39

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at 2017-02-27T07:02

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By Lucy
at 2017-02-27T08:35

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By Yedda
at 2017-02-27T15:16

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By Delia
at 2017-03-03T06:10

XDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2017-03-03T18:41

那真的是俄文哦？XDD

By Delia
at 2017-03-04T05:18

笑死人了會爆

By Bethany
at 2017-03-05T16:59

前面兩句XDD

By Bennie
at 2017-03-07T22:01

笑到流淚

By Catherine
at 2017-03-12T12:58

笑死

By Jake
at 2017-03-14T02:19

殺小XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-03-16T05:56

但翻譯來源是哪

By Emily
at 2017-03-19T02:09

啊～一下死了四個XDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2017-03-23T09:20

靠北

By Isabella
at 2017-03-27T10:20

幹林娘~俄國佬中文好到爆!!!!好標準阿!!!XDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2017-03-28T16:55

幹超好笑

By Una
at 2017-03-31T20:57

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By Olivia
at 2017-04-01T04:03

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By Ida
at 2017-04-02T22:01

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at 2017-04-05T06:17

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By James
at 2017-04-09T04:25

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By Aaliyah
at 2017-04-11T19:14

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at 2017-04-14T13:07

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at 2017-04-14T23:13

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By Hedy
at 2017-04-18T14:49

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By Margaret
at 2017-04-21T19:00

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By Harry
at 2017-04-25T07:19

會爆在圖書館笑得像智障

By Odelette
at 2017-04-25T13:16

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By Frederica
at 2017-04-27T04:01

發財囉太好笑xDDD

By Andrew
at 2017-04-30T22:08

快笑死了上班千萬不能看啊啊啊

By Ivy
at 2017-05-05T06:52

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By Andrew
at 2017-05-09T08:39

裸體軍大勝

By Agnes
at 2017-05-13T00:42

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By Rae
at 2017-05-13T03:07

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By Zenobia
at 2017-05-18T00:36

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By Kyle
at 2017-05-18T04:10

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By Zenobia
at 2017-05-19T05:30

中國腔欸XD

By Edith
at 2017-05-23T11:04

By Hedda
at 2017-05-27T08:26

話說他們本來是在幹麻

By Rachel
at 2017-05-29T16:24

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By Hedwig
at 2017-06-02T04:23

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By Daniel
at 2017-06-06T03:15

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at 2017-06-07T10:57

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at 2017-06-12T10:24

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By Faithe
at 2017-06-14T08:22

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By Mary
at 2017-06-17T16:19

XDD

By Bethany
at 2017-06-21T18:39

想到之前的「絕命六龜葡萄」...

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at 2017-06-26T12:54

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By Bethany
at 2017-06-29T11:04

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at 2017-07-02T21:31

上班笑瘋

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at 2017-07-03T01:58

北京人逆XDDDD

By Candice
at 2017-07-07T05:23

笑死XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2017-07-11T03:45

用力！用力！雙劍合璧！XDDDD

By Heather
at 2017-07-15T23:24

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By Valerie
at 2017-07-19T03:48

會爆先卡XDDDD

By Kyle
at 2017-07-20T10:32

肚子會痛上班別看

By Erin
at 2017-07-21T11:16

笑死我了

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at 2017-07-24T02:09

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at 2017-07-27T12:58

發財囉XDD

By Iris
at 2017-08-01T04:07

太扯真的不是中文嗎 XDDDD

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at 2017-08-01T06:36

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at 2017-08-02T12:30

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at 2017-08-04T22:47

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at 2017-08-08T16:05

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By Hardy
at 2017-08-08T22:14

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at 2017-08-12T09:30

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By Dorothy
at 2017-08-13T13:52

華夏第一劍

By Irma
at 2017-08-13T18:28

所以這是在幹嘛

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-15T04:06

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By Ethan
at 2017-08-18T21:00

XDDD

By Bethany
at 2017-08-19T19:26

超好笑推

By Zenobia
at 2017-08-22T22:54

這是北京人打架吧

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-24T17:19

真的是俄文嗎？XDD

By Jacky
at 2017-08-27T11:29

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By Caroline
at 2017-08-30T11:41

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By Quintina
at 2017-09-04T03:25

原來是中國人打架我還以為是俄國人呢

By Charlie
at 2017-09-07T16:53

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By John
at 2017-09-12T12:17

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By Olive
at 2017-09-12T22:23

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at 2017-09-14T04:57

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By Elvira
at 2017-09-18T10:44

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By Hamiltion
at 2017-09-20T09:59

前面超好笑xd

By Eartha
at 2017-09-22T10:00

前幾句就笑噴了XDDDD

By Leila
at 2017-09-24T16:08

XDDDD 中文真好！

By Quanna
at 2017-09-28T19:39

By Lauren
at 2017-10-01T13:44

haha

By Quanna
at 2017-10-05T01:15

上課憋笑好痛哭XDD

By Wallis
at 2017-10-07T09:16

華夏第一劍！白帝聖劍，御劍跟著我！

By Aaliyah
at 2017-10-09T20:31

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By Isla
at 2017-10-14T00:17

看了五次，一定要讓它爆 XD

By Wallis
at 2017-10-18T07:32

一下死了四個XDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2017-10-20T08:58

三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2017-10-23T01:46

XDDDDDD 胡彥斌 XD

By Susan
at 2017-10-24T23:29

這真的不是中文嗎XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2017-10-26T02:28

太好笑了！俺愛你，胡彥斌

By Sandy
at 2017-10-30T23:45

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By Yuri
at 2017-11-01T09:31

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By Megan
at 2017-11-04T13:01

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By Ophelia
at 2017-11-07T00:54

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By Rae
at 2017-11-10T01:19

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By Edward Lewis
at 2017-11-12T22:37

保衛宇宙講的正氣凜然

By Rae
at 2017-11-13T22:12

華夏第一劍是三小XD

By Callum
at 2017-11-18T08:36

三小

By Dorothy
at 2017-11-19T16:24

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By Faithe
at 2017-11-21T06:50

笑到肚子痛XD

By Agnes
at 2017-11-22T13:09

幹保衛宇宙笑死

By Bennie
at 2017-11-26T22:36

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By Kama
at 2017-11-29T04:17

查了一下這在俄羅斯好像是很正常的休閒活動

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-12-02T16:51

他愛你！！　我並不愛他！！！

By Caroline
at 2017-12-06T08:07

By Megan
at 2017-12-08T18:30

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By Elvira
at 2017-12-08T22:45

原來俄國人休閒運動是MMA啊....恐怖

By Kama
at 2017-12-10T19:14

幹笑死XD

By William
at 2017-12-13T17:23

這空耳太好笑了本來還沒那麼像結果一上字幕就各種中文XD

By Odelette
at 2017-12-14T20:53

一下死了四個wwwe

By Necoo
at 2017-12-16T01:36

笑死

By William
at 2017-12-20T22:24

白帝聖劍! 御劍跟著我!

By Gilbert
at 2017-12-25T11:48

有沒有會俄文的聽得懂原本在講什麼好想知道

By Elma
at 2017-12-25T16:32

2017朝聖第一推XDDD

By Mason
at 2017-12-26T11:41

大概打完群架就一起去喝酒了吧

By Poppy
at 2017-12-28T22:09

XD
俺愛你，胡彥斌

By Callum
at 2018-01-02T11:39

\白帝聖劍/\御劍跟著我/

By Brianna
at 2018-01-05T13:13

噴在雙劍合璧

By Blanche
at 2018-01-08T19:17

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By Ursula
at 2018-01-09T16:48

By Agnes
at 2018-01-12T13:09

華夏第一劍！白帝聖劍，御劍跟著我！
老外,你別痾屎掛牛鞭聽到沒有!

By Anonymous
at 2018-01-16T01:29

果然人在叫囂的時候聽起來都是可通的哈哈

By Ivy
at 2018-01-18T20:21

華夏第一劍!!!

By Valerie
at 2018-01-19T21:37

幹御劍跟著我！笑翻，這群老俄中文怎麼這麼好

By Doris
at 2018-01-21T08:30

N年前就在B站看過了

By Ida
at 2018-01-25T08:53

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By Erin
at 2018-01-26T14:12

快笑死

By Una
at 2018-01-28T19:27

笑死XDDD

By Elvira
at 2018-01-29T07:22

好標準的中文XDD

By Leila
at 2018-01-31T07:18

那聲操你媽逼真的是字正腔圓又充滿草根性的魄力啊

By Madame
at 2018-01-31T08:23

無違和耶

By Lucy
at 2018-01-31T13:32

胡彥斌笑死我......

By Ingrid
at 2018-02-05T05:59

你不要掛機XDDDD

By Linda
at 2018-02-08T05:58

這中文會笑死XDDDDDDDDD

By Zora
at 2018-02-08T21:33

北京腔耶

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-02-10T04:22

幹真的不能在上班看看到一半就笑到流淚了回家再看

By Iris
at 2018-02-11T20:00

前面口號有點帥

By John
at 2018-02-12T10:34

煤氣罐要收租幹真的笑慘了

By Anonymous
at 2018-02-16T04:17

幹一堆人趁亂告白是怎樣拉

By Carol
at 2018-02-17T14:06

肚子好痛 XDDDD

By Emma
at 2018-02-18T12:40

超好笑XDDD

By Vanessa
at 2018-02-19T13:48

中國隔壁鄰居中文說得真好XD

By Agatha
at 2018-02-22T21:57

我並不愛他 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2018-02-23T09:07

哦原來是東北人打群架啊還以為是俄羅斯人呢

By Heather
at 2018-02-25T19:31

看上去像真打但又脫衣服還列陣呼口號真奇怪

By Isla
at 2018-02-28T08:13

哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2018-03-03T22:06

你不要掛機啊XDDDDD

By Liam
at 2018-03-07T10:45

哈哈哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2018-03-07T16:22

吃我一劍！華夏第一劍！白帝聖劍！

By John
at 2018-03-11T11:53

我會講俄文啦~~~~

By Callum
at 2018-03-11T18:26

超讚der

By Elma
at 2018-03-13T19:39

XDD

By Wallis
at 2018-03-16T10:37

哈哈

By Gary
at 2018-03-18T16:27

你不要掛機啊～～XDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-03-19T11:26

華夏第一劍XD

By Edwina
at 2018-03-22T03:58

幹，笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2018-03-26T10:08

笑成智障

By Freda
at 2018-03-27T10:14

開頭是在中二什麼XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2018-03-31T10:50

幹胡彥斌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2018-04-03T09:36

突然想到我綀功發自內心 ! !

By Victoria
at 2018-04-07T07:53

乾好笑到靠杯XDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2018-04-07T14:40

配超好XDDD

By Freda
at 2018-04-10T15:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2018-04-14T09:50

根本是中文啊XDDDD

By Eartha
at 2018-04-18T19:47

不要掛機XDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2018-04-21T07:27

超智障的好多梗阿

By Andy
at 2018-04-23T12:17

幹朝聖

By Michael
at 2018-04-26T02:55

我會講俄文啦!

By Frederica
at 2018-04-29T23:04

這也太好笑了吧XDDDDD

By Michael
at 2018-05-03T04:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2018-05-04T09:35

不推不行啊XDDD

By George
at 2018-05-05T13:47

老外掛牛鞭那句太像了吧，還有CNMB

By Tom
at 2018-05-06T15:29

華夏第一劍白帝聖劍這是啥啦xDDD

By Frederic
at 2018-05-08T20:23

一群人衝上去"用力用力雙劍合併" 實在忍不住XDDD

By Eartha
at 2018-05-13T19:51

確定真的不是講中文嗎

By Noah
at 2018-05-17T13:17

笑到分手XDD

By Blanche
at 2018-05-19T16:02

靠背啊XD 中文說得真好

By Michael
at 2018-05-20T14:17

翻譯好神

By Edwina
at 2018-05-25T04:20

前面還好聽到胡燕冰笑出來XD

By Zanna
at 2018-05-28T02:21

我笑的跟智障一樣XDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-06-01T22:54

快笑死 XDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2018-06-04T18:13

肚子痛XD

By Regina
at 2018-06-08T10:23

俺愛胡彥斌～

By Charlie
at 2018-06-09T18:01

笑到肚子好痛 XDDD

By Delia
at 2018-06-10T15:30

好久沒有空耳神做了推

By Gilbert
at 2018-06-11T06:30

XDDD 靠背超好笑

By Oscar
at 2018-06-15T18:08

靠戰鬥民族平常都這樣打架練習阿?超猛

By Lauren
at 2018-06-19T11:46

太神XDDDDDD 笑到崩潰

By Ida
at 2018-06-21T20:56

老外你別拉屎掛牛鞭聽到了沒有啊這完全中文www

By Odelette
at 2018-06-24T01:15

幹超好笑

By Tom
at 2018-06-28T22:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2018-07-03T16:13

怎麼沒有配音名單

By Heather
at 2018-07-04T17:21

幹超好笑

By Lauren
at 2018-07-05T08:41

靠背確定不是中文

By Iris
at 2018-07-06T10:07

第一句就笑了超中二的啊 XDDD

By Hedwig
at 2018-07-09T22:01

笑炸了。深夜憋笑超痛苦@@

By Mary
at 2018-07-12T02:34

怎麼可以這麼正經的講這麼中二的中文阿XDDDD

By Ursula
at 2018-07-15T11:19

太好笑……

By Olivia
at 2018-07-20T05:14

幹快笑死了XDDD

By Queena
at 2018-07-23T03:09

快笑死

By Enid
at 2018-07-27T04:29

ㄜㄜㄜㄜㄜㄜ

By Wallis
at 2018-07-31T12:53

這群老外中文怎麼這麼好？

By Andy
at 2018-08-02T13:51

第一句就凍未條了XDDDD

By Tom
at 2018-08-04T15:14

我俄文好到爆

By James
at 2018-08-07T19:24

笑噴

By Audriana
at 2018-08-08T17:56

笑死

By Kelly
at 2018-08-10T21:45

中文講的真好

By Vanessa
at 2018-08-14T01:48

真的很像中文啊

By Daph Bay
at 2018-08-16T21:32

你不要掛機xddd

By Mason
at 2018-08-21T07:59

XD要死

By Audriana
at 2018-08-25T03:27

發財囉~~~~~~XD

By Kyle
at 2018-08-27T04:03

靠北主管問我在抖什麼好難受啊!!!

By Jessica
at 2018-08-31T09:00

太神啦！

By Audriana
at 2018-08-31T18:03

朝辭白帝彩雲間千里聖劍一日還

By Sandy
at 2018-08-31T21:12

兩岸華夏啼不住御劍已過萬重山

By Quanna
at 2018-09-01T22:12

笑得我不要不要的

By Rebecca
at 2018-09-03T10:06

白帝聖劍華夏第一劍聽起來就很威

By Callum
at 2018-09-05T17:26

幹第一句就笑了

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