我的位子勒？板凳席客滿Kobe結屎面，霸氣 - NBA

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-01-27T13:29

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「我的位子勒？」　板凳席客滿Kobe結屎面，霸氣叫菜鳥滾去坐地板

NBA是職業聯盟，菜鳥們既然進到職場就要遵守職場倫理。不懂？ 沒關係，讓湖人一哥

Kobe Bryant教教你。

27日湖人主場迎戰小牛，此役Kobe Bryant休戰未打，身穿西裝坐在場邊觀戰。此時現場

鏡頭捕捉到有趣一幕，Kobe走到板凳席要找位子坐時，發現竟然被坐滿了。只見老大一臉

嚴肅 (或者說是淡定) ，凝視著畫面外的某位球員，手往前一指、往後一比，「你，給我

過來！」

一名菜鳥球員，乖乖跑到Kobe旁邊的地板上坐好坐滿…

▼Kobe：「我穿著西裝會上場嗎？你是要我站著看完整場？」(設計對白)


影片連結 https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=H09kcTJipng


老大真的好帥..好霸氣..職場教學

一梯退三步，南斯大概要退到史戴普中心的停車場..

全聯盟只剩KG在KOBE前面三步了..



http://www.dongtw.com/nba/nba-video/20160127/000270513.html
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Tags: NBA

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Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-01-28T14:54
誰被叫起來?亡者殺葵?
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-02-01T09:10
強爆
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-02-04T12:46
帥哦
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-02-04T20:07
當兵被老鳥電 你也覺得霸氣?
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-02-08T23:21
老大想要坐好坐滿
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-02-09T05:07
求踢人影片
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-02-13T16:01
老大穿西裝真有型
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-02-15T22:28
老大好帥
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-02-17T11:41
帥哥推
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-02-18T08:48
置板凳!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-02-18T16:54
腦大是神
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-02-21T08:28
笑死 這跟蒸男人欺負新人有什麼兩樣
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-02-21T14:08
論資排輩 亡者只比kobe低一個座位序
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-02-24T23:00
我的噴火龍咧
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-02-29T08:10
霸氣老大就是帥!!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-03-03T04:49
坐地板而已 又沒放火燒他家房子
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-03-05T04:11
這樣沒到欺負吧..一堆菜鳥被整的慘況那才叫可憐
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-03-07T22:04
還好吧 又不是把人家趕出球隊
George avatar
By George
at 2016-03-11T23:19
廢話 難不成你會讓老大坐地板嗎 菜鳥本來就該禮讓
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-03-14T05:46
直接踢走那個是誰
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-03-15T20:16
就讓位給老人家而已 沒什麼吧
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-03-19T07:34
那個是博愛座
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-03-19T23:49
如果他坐地板會讓人尊敬他
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-03-20T04:00
湖人場邊板凳區應該設立博愛座
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-03-23T09:09
不然西裝坐地板?..
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-03-25T06:13
KOBE太嫩了 姆斯都是叫教練讓位的
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-03-25T18:42
這還好吧 總不能讓老大坐地板
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-03-26T16:37
kobe:敢在網路罵我？！ 哼哼
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-29T15:35
雖然看來是欺負，還是想想之後還是可以理解。假設今
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-04-03T11:57
老大坐地板其他人就沒有家可以回去了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-04-04T05:00
天那排椅子坐的是自己和同事，上司來了總是要讓個位
的
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-04-05T13:58
姆斯>kobe
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-04-07T12:29
為了家中女性安全 請勿忤逆老大
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-04-09T15:39
這種自詡為尊的表現跟LBJ有啥不同 真的沒品
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-04-13T00:40
姆斯迷悶了很久了
給他們一個宣洩管道
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-04-16T15:14
只有鄉民會教老大坐地板
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-04-21T02:24
讓我想到有一個人也是喊座好座滿，但老大一指就軟了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-04-25T07:36
自己搶不到位置還叫人起來 有沒有羞恥心
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-04-26T15:08
腿迷要出來噴汁囉
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-04-29T18:45
老大！！！！！
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-04-30T21:55
旁邊那個還不情不願的移屁股
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-05-02T02:33
也是啦 到時後退休某地方記得也留個位置給Kobe
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-05-04T03:49
還好啦~年輕人讓位給要退休了的老人,不過份吧
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-05-06T21:46
狂
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-05-09T23:38
詹迷趕緊拉救援囉
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-05-10T20:50
還好不像某人，球童在旁邊要接還把球衣球褲脫了亂丟
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-05-12T11:18
被指定讓位的是之前罵kobe那個嗎XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-05-13T22:04
菜鳥本來就要自己讓位給前輩吧
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-05-14T07:26
職場上最討厭整天提當年勇 領高薪出張嘴又愛擺老的
前輩惹 好險老大沒這種症頭
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-05-19T07:06
欺負菜鳥發現有鏡頭take要馬上說買被啊
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-05-23T13:11
幾梯的？
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-05-27T18:06
要長眼啊
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-05-31T16:05
Kobe教訓菜鳥 某迷也要玻璃心快拉 詹迷救援 真脆弱
!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-06-02T01:44
得體kobe
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-06-04T05:32
沒叫去基本教練就不錯了 老大棒棒
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-06-07T23:30
原來曾經反老大難怪坐地板XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-06-10T22:21
老大:你!給我全副武裝去面壁罰站!懷疑阿?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-13T19:07
菜就要認命阿
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-06-18T06:42
教訓菜鳥有什麼不對? 人家買票事來看誰的?
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-06-18T09:27
是該讓位給Kobe 反正他只剩溫板凳的功能
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-06-21T13:03
看Larry Nance Jr.?? 我寧可看Kobe穿西裝做場邊
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-06-26T11:30
跟LBJ亂丟衣服給球童有得比
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-06-27T22:22
看到BOSS不自己讓位出來也是傻了...你要KOBE站著嗎?
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-01T02:46
我覺得還要老學長趕實在很出格耶 菜鳥都沒有自覺嗎?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-07-01T12:37
職場霸凌啦
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-07-05T22:52
狂推老大霸氣
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-07-10T16:25
本來就應該讓位 狗鼻>"<
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-07-11T10:05
Nance 左看右看發現自己最菜
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-14T14:06
Twitter罵過他的那個
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-07-18T07:21
反霸凌
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-20T01:43
如果KB穿西裝坐地板 真的會很奇怪吧 位置居然不夠
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-23T11:39
超好笑的~~~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-07-24T17:11
老大帥啊!!一直以來都如此霸氣
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-07-29T14:06
這有什麼= =
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-07-31T07:26
霸氣!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-07-31T11:46
笑了 不過論輩份確實是應該讓 不然就去生一把
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-08-01T14:37
菜逼八起來!!!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-08-05T02:53
小Nance好像真的是最菜的?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-08-07T13:19
老大 就是霸氣
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-12T07:34
小南斯跟Dlo同梯
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-08-14T15:20
在台灣還要讓學長叫你起來才起來就欠揍了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-18T10:54
怎麼不是bs讓出來
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-08-21T06:48
真沒觀念學長都沒坐就坐下了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-08-24T11:24
本來就該讓 還要人家講 這菜鳥
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-08-26T04:49
大風吹 吹什麼？ 吹梯次最嫩的人
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-08-30T21:12
得體
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-09-03T13:50
板凳數量應該都夠吧 怎麼會坐滿??
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-09-06T18:07
白目耶，還要Kobe自己指.........
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-09-08T17:07
菜鳥不長眼 還要傳奇球星主動點名... 真的太瞎了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-09T23:49
煞氣@ 老大
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-12T15:31
老大霸氣!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-09-15T07:26
本來就該讓...現在LA收入都靠老大再撐最後一季XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-09-16T05:54
無聊，我們來看這件事能不能燒一個禮拜
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-09-20T04:42
A米：幹 我也可以叫kobe讓位啊
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-21T03:30
XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-09-25T23:27
霸氣!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-09-27T18:43
這不是正常的嗎？鄉民酸個屁啊…
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-09-29T08:15
某些人真的悶太久 這種無聊的事都能講
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-30T04:19
他很有禮貌了 還從邊邊入座
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-10-04T16:21
不然他直接走到教練旁邊 叫球員起來
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-10-09T02:15
嗆過老大的下場
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-10-12T21:28
只是他穿西裝為什麼還要坐板凳呀
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-10-16T02:04
坐板凳比較近阿
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-10-16T07:24
老大 ！！
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-21T03:16
我不信LBJ會穿西裝坐地板 這很正常吧
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-10-22T19:59
Larry Nance Jr.不算罵吧 他只是實話實說
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-10-23T22:24
我聽的到Kobe的聲音:你...幾梯的?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-10-27T11:42
說實話 這真的沒什麼...
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-10-29T12:15
姆斯都是叫教練讓位的
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-11-01T06:41
老大: 拎杯來湖人打球的時候你還在吸奶呢！
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-11-03T19:32
老大叫我起來 看來我該讓賢了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-11-05T22:37
當兵床舖坐滿學弟看到待退學長還不是主動起來
這很正常好嗎
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-11-09T17:56
怎麼可能沙揆會被叫去坐地板？他是王者耶
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-11-12T15:14
姆斯的話：你坐吧我們是兄弟 隔天：對於XX被開除感
到驚訝 但也只能接受尊重球隊決定
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-11-16T04:55
樓上XDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-11-20T07:01
XDDDD 老大
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-11-24T05:28
菜逼八還要待退老兵叫才起來 欠電
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-11-28T17:19
可是kobe那時候爲啥走來走去的 誰坐了他位置！
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-11-30T13:26
這情況不只在NBA吧~任何在職場上不都菜鳥禮讓老鳥
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-03T07:42
腿迷等這個機會等了好幾天，終於找到機會
從廁所出來透透氣了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-12-03T08:52
真不愧是老大!!
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-12-08T06:11
沒品 腦迷就愛這一味
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-12-12T05:53
這種人現在很多啊, 我位置隔壁的死菜鳥就是
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-12-12T14:15
博愛座 給老弱婦孺
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-12-13T02:45
噓的應該都還沒出社會只會在家打手槍吧
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-12-16T19:47
很帥
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-12-21T13:17
連這也有人幫他說話，球迷果然是盲目的
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-12-26T01:47
這到底哪裡有問題XDDD 根本菜的白目
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-12-29T06:53
根本是霸凌
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-01-02T00:46
Kobe至少直的來不像某人會私下陰你
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-06T19:29
舉當兵? 我還以為批踢踢一向很肚爛學長學弟雉
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-01-09T18:21
我會懷念這段酸酸的日子...
James avatar
By James
at 2017-01-13T02:19
Laoda!!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-01-15T04:39
啊就襬老啊 湖人老大叫菜鳥讓位很嚴重!?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-01-17T18:33
尊老愛幼啊 讓個博愛座很正常
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-01-21T03:29
這沒有甚麼八...
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-01-23T10:05
得體老大尊爵不凡
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-01-24T23:08
結老
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-01-28T15:22
有球員穿西裝但沒位子坐的案例嗎
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-02-01T22:12
換成姆濕早就直接炒你魷魚了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-02-06T06:27
老大!!!!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-02-11T00:37
帥！霸氣！
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-02-11T03:35
姆斯的話 旁邊的人會自動讓位吧 因為他會偷放屁
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-02-13T05:22
如果是Lin被趕起來 應該更有趣XDDDD 可惜晚了一年
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-02-14T16:26
是說為什麼會有位子不夠的情況發生...
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-17T00:26
老大!!!!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-02-19T01:22
科酸秀下限
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-02-22T09:42
出社會先學做人在學做事,菜鳥連做人都不會還想上場
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-24T15:53
你會讓你家長輩坐在地上嗎?
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-26T14:57
博愛座金靠北XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2017-02-28T15:36
老大教育有方
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-03-04T00:01
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-03-04T23:32
扯…是不會自己坐地板哦？死要面子頗呵
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-03-07T05:00
菜味這麼重 看到長官又不長眼 唉
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-03-11T18:54
難道老柯穿西裝坐地板嗎？
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-03-16T02:08
NBA也有設博愛座
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-03-19T04:36
老大果然還是有記仇Q.Q
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-03-20T02:37
博愛座 科科
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-03-24T07:35
所以說博愛座這個標示拿掉 就沒人有愛心了
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-03-24T20:28
正常不過！你出社會上司沒位子坐會讓他站著嗎？
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-03-25T09:57
被狗鼻叫起來讓座的菜鳥爸媽看到這幕心有多痛
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-03-29T13:52
廢話 要老大坐地板像話嗎?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-03-30T20:54
魯蛇怎麼會懂競技場的生態? 當然是直呼太扯阿
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-04-02T10:13
本來就要讓啊...菜鳥不長眼
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-04-02T23:07
百老匯
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-04-03T21:14
菜就該死啊
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-04T03:48
不然穿西裝是要老大坐地上嗎
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-04-07T12:53
菜就是該死阿 有沒有當過兵阿 菜比八
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-04-10T11:31
科酸逮到機會拉
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-04-12T00:26
豪帥r
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-04-13T15:34
那些噓的ㄧ定是還沒當過兵的菜逼八
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By Mason
at 2017-04-17T09:28
設博愛座吧
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By Leila
at 2017-04-18T04:24
水
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By Andy
at 2017-04-22T21:54
老大就是老大
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By Jacob
at 2017-04-27T08:03
當兵那套還真多人喜歡
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By Valerie
at 2017-04-28T07:05
帥!大學長的風範!

快艇葛瑞芬手骨折 原因竟是K自家員工

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By Odelette
at 2016-01-27T12:40
2016年01月27日 11:30 張達智／綜合報導 快艇「野獸前鋒」葛瑞芬(Blake Griffin)因為右手掌骨折，得要休養4到6週，美國媒體 報導，葛瑞芬受傷的原因竟是因為動手揍球隊工作人員。 葛瑞芬是在週日快艇到多倫多客場作戰時受傷的。ESPN報導，這位以火爆脾氣出名的大前 鋒，在餐廳裡與快艇裝 ...

Curry有望成為 第一個PG PER卻排名前段

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By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-27T12:21
如題 (已更新) Curry到今天為止 Per值已經來到33 目前排行歷史第1 按照目前前火燙的手感 有機會繼續往上爬升 Per值會計算 籃板 跟 To 的加權 對PG來講算是限制較大 更實屬不易 附上目前歷史排行 Rank Player PER Sea ...

沉默王者-LeBorn James

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By Ethan
at 2016-01-27T12:14
要說這篇腦補也是 但LBJ正邁向完全不同於一般NBA球員的成功 他要成就的歷史定位已經不是「NBA」能滿足的了 我不知道這從什麼時候開始，或許是在熱火王朝建立失利之後 LBJ徹底醒了 發現在籃球道路的追逐上 他永遠就只是「小皇帝」，大帝是他遙不可及的目標 甚至大家還拿天下第二人來跟他類比，嘲弄，而 ...

即將超越傳奇？勇士悄悄向公牛邁進

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By George
at 2016-01-27T11:50
即將超越傳奇？勇士悄悄向公牛邁進 昨日（26日）勇士在主場以30分之差擊敗強敵馬刺， 開季前45場戰績，追平由芝加哥公牛在1995-96球季保持的41勝4敗成績。 ①當年公牛開季前45場打出41勝4敗的成績，但在第46場吞下敗仗， 若勇士在明日（28日）順利擊敗小牛，將超越公牛達成新紀錄。 ...

前湖人球員Walker稱曾遭Kobe拳打

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By Belly
at 2016-01-27T11:37
前湖人球員Walker稱曾遭Kobe拳打 北京時間1月27日CBS體育報導，前湖人球員Samaki Walker在作客CBS廣播節目時談到了 2002年自己與Kobe Bryant鬧過的一樁矛盾。 “我們發生衝突了，直到今天我還想搞清楚怎麼回事。”Walker說道。“說真的，這是 最瘋狂最幼稚的一件事之一 ...