對聯 - NBA

By Quintina
at 2012-04-26T13:12

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1Fb8XzL3 ]

作者: givemefish (fish) 站內: joke
標題: [笑話] 對聯
時間: Mon Apr 23 06:38:48 2012

在對岸網站上看到的
上聯:"魯智深擼自身擼至深處魯自呻"
徽求下聯中

目前比較好笑的有:

沙悟淨殺吾精殺到淨時沙捂莖

甄子丹震自蛋震至蛋疼甄自憚

潘金蓮盼精憐盼莖連處潘精漣

趙雅芝找鴨子找鴨子後趙壓之

夏紫薇瞎自慰下肢位處呷汁味

范瑋琪反位騎范偉騎上范瑋琪

賈靜雯夾精吻假莖問人家經文

我覺得最好笑的是這個:

詹姆斯戰母獅戰到暮時詹母濕

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帥哥把女友變女優
宅男把女優當女友

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Tags: NBA

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By Agnes
at 2012-04-27T22:37

XDDDD

By Lily
at 2012-05-01T23:51

怎麼這麼有才XDDDDDDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2012-05-03T22:48

XDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2012-05-05T11:50

XDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2012-05-08T13:31

超強

By William
at 2012-05-10T07:51

詹姆斯真的太好笑了XD

By Jake
at 2012-05-12T17:10

夏紫薇也不錯

By Daph Bay
at 2012-05-13T22:12

衛斯理慰屍貍慰濕裡外衛失禮

By George
at 2012-05-18T05:35

XDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2012-05-20T16:47

北七喔XD

By Damian
at 2012-05-23T15:00

By Frederic
at 2012-05-26T21:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2012-05-27T13:41

馬英九罵音久媽的下台馬鷹狗

By Joseph
at 2012-06-01T12:12

詹姆斯太棒了

By Xanthe
at 2012-06-03T05:28

最後一個太好笑了吧!!

By Gary
at 2012-06-06T00:27

太有才了

By Yedda
at 2012-06-08T05:01

有才!

By Jacky
at 2012-06-08T11:57

對穿祥表示:

By Eartha
at 2012-06-08T23:10

By Madame
at 2012-06-11T08:59

so great!!!!

By Annie
at 2012-06-12T10:00

干他老木屁事XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2012-06-17T02:20

幹你媽的吐血中......

By Oliver
at 2012-06-20T05:40

超強XDDD

By Jessica
at 2012-06-22T21:02

XDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-06-24T02:03

詹姆斯超好笑！

By Irma
at 2012-06-28T00:13

魯智深最好笑XDDDDD

By Candice
at 2012-07-02T20:00

陶晶瑩淘金銀討莖硬來掏精淫

By Aaliyah
at 2012-07-04T19:05

會太糟糕嗎...

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-07-07T16:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2012-07-10T01:05

太屌啦超好笑的

By Irma
at 2012-07-11T18:39

怎麼都沒有人推邱義?XDDD

By Cara
at 2012-07-12T03:01

張柏芝張薄肢張破直到張噴汁

By Quintina
at 2012-07-15T08:12

太好笑了

By Ula
at 2012-07-16T22:10

邱懿瑩秋意淫秋意濃時邱咿吟

By Andrew
at 2012-07-18T06:53

大貓跟艾瑞克比較工整阿

By Suhail Hany
at 2012-07-22T11:14

有趣可是其實有些沒對上

By Damian
at 2012-07-25T10:35

陳冠希懲冠雞陳摜雞雞成冠軍

By Joe
at 2012-07-28T07:47

太讚了

By Kumar
at 2012-07-31T22:09

詹母表示：

By Tom
at 2012-08-01T08:08

宋公明送功名送工民府宋功鳴　我認真了 (宋江字公明)

By Tracy
at 2012-08-04T21:02

馬英九嬤飲酒嬤意淫到馬淫丸

By Gary
at 2012-08-06T16:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2012-08-09T12:03

歐巴馬毆八馬歐到爸媽毆八碼

By Necoo
at 2012-08-12T08:27

台科大胎哥大台客搭到台科大

By Caitlin
at 2012-08-15T19:05

最後一句很有畫面XDD

By Enid
at 2012-08-16T19:34

馬英九罵飲酒馬因酒硬久

By Delia
at 2012-08-18T19:41

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2012-08-23T14:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太屌了借做簽名檔(會標明出處)

By Ingrid
at 2012-08-25T21:03

太強了XD

By George
at 2012-08-28T22:28

By Quintina
at 2012-08-30T17:21

詹姆斯那個太靠北了XD

By Lydia
at 2012-08-31T01:30

阮經天軟今天亂精天舔卵精甜

By Zora
at 2012-09-01T14:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By George
at 2012-09-06T06:06

詹姆斯真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2012-09-06T22:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-09-07T06:28

快出對子對死他，對死他！

By Freda
at 2012-09-10T09:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

By Olive
at 2012-09-10T10:31

詹姆斯超白爛XDDD

By Rosalind
at 2012-09-14T22:13

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2012-09-19T12:48

XDDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2012-09-20T10:27

詹姆斯很靠杯

By Connor
at 2012-09-24T21:55

LBJ!!!!

By Elvira
at 2012-09-29T04:00

陳痔中蹭妓鬆蹭至終時陳自宮

By Yedda
at 2012-10-01T14:51

魯置身是在北爛啥小阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2012-10-03T03:47

詹姆斯超順XDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2012-10-05T21:09

這什麼拉XDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2012-10-09T04:07

周杰倫鄒姐掄妯姐輪完粥皆圇

By Lydia
at 2012-10-09T11:00

XDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2012-10-11T19:54

謝金燕瀉經驗洩精嚥完謝莖宴

By Ethan
at 2012-10-16T12:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2012-10-20T01:42

謝金燕也很順

By Gary
at 2012-10-23T08:50

詹姆斯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2012-10-26T19:11

詹姆斯果然最好笑XDDD

By Tracy
at 2012-10-30T22:53

推詹姆斯!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-11-04T05:10

LBJ的也太好笑XD

By Margaret
at 2012-11-08T17:11

推詹姆斯!

By Zenobia
at 2012-11-12T01:31

對聯怎麼能少了我朋友北大田伯光!

By Olivia
at 2012-11-15T17:07

田伯光舔伯肛舔伯肛爽甜被肛溫家寶問佳鴇問佳鴇後聞夾鮑

By Bennie
at 2012-11-17T06:03

台科大抬蚵大胎哥大BroTacata

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-11-19T23:26

也太強了XDDD

By Franklin
at 2012-11-22T18:02

XDDD

By Thomas
at 2012-11-23T20:47

馬總統媽中痛馬種統稱是媽宗痛

By Franklin
at 2012-11-25T11:28

未看先猜一堆人推馬宗痛

By Callum
at 2012-11-26T05:19

魏德聖未得勝為得勝時 ..接不出來了

By Dora
at 2012-11-30T23:21

拔蘿蔔拔蘿蔔嘿咻黑咻拔蘿蔔

By Gary
at 2012-12-04T14:22

讓人想到小ｙｇ內褲內ｇｙ小媽祖你幹嘛幹........

By Andrew
at 2012-12-07T15:52

超強xd

By Valerie
at 2012-12-12T08:24

魏德聖未得勝為得勝時畏得勝

By Yedda
at 2012-12-13T12:29

好妙

By Kama
at 2012-12-16T00:57

XDD

By Belly
at 2012-12-17T02:37

板主趕快m好不好XDD

By Elma
at 2012-12-19T16:18

詹姆士大推~

By Carol
at 2012-12-21T05:45

我覺得紫葳也不錯啊XD

By Edwina
at 2012-12-24T04:00

好髒可是好強

By Bennie
at 2012-12-26T09:53

薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶

By Kristin
at 2012-12-29T06:36

盧廣仲撸管中撸到管口盧管腫

By George
at 2013-01-02T21:13

詹姆斯戰母獅霑母私處詹母溼

By Regina
at 2013-01-05T21:52

秋意盈丘亦吟邱毅意淫邱議瑩

By Michael
at 2013-01-07T16:37

邱議ㄧㄥˊ揪意淫秋意盈時邱ㄧˋ吟

By Kelly
at 2013-01-11T02:23

甘霖良趕羚羊桿臨涼爽幹你娘

By Puput
at 2013-01-13T13:15

By Thomas
at 2013-01-16T12:22

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2013-01-20T22:11

轉到nbaeasychat~好好笑 XDD

By Heather
at 2013-01-21T06:47

不能忍

By Bethany
at 2013-01-22T14:05

超強!!!

By Odelette
at 2013-01-26T13:33

XDD

By Jake
at 2013-01-27T22:11

徐熙娣徐吸弟吸到喉嚨SHE涕

By Cara
at 2013-01-30T22:42

看到夏紫薇自慰時大噴笑

By Bethany
at 2013-01-31T22:12

"徽"求下聯中

By Christine
at 2013-02-01T04:01

幹超好笑XD

By James
at 2013-02-03T09:55

還真的是 "徽"求下聯中好眼力

By Selena
at 2013-02-05T07:01

Ko Ko Ko Be，Be Be Be Ko，Ko Ko Ko Kobe Kobe Kobe

By Joe
at 2013-02-06T20:54

好強大

By Leila
at 2013-02-11T06:41

孫悟空吮吾孔吮完五孔瞬悟空

By Yedda
at 2013-02-15T20:49

太強大了中文威武

By Steve
at 2013-02-16T01:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2013-02-19T19:04

笑死我阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2013-02-23T19:55

我國鄉民也太厲害

By Jessica
at 2013-02-24T12:01

幹太好笑了吧

By Sandy
at 2013-03-01T05:44

馬英九買淫酒馬飲酒後馬硬久

By Zora
at 2013-03-06T02:25

吳敦義無蹲意午燉薏仁吳done it

By Enid
at 2013-03-10T10:38

蕭萬長肖旺腸宵晚常常蕭want嚐

By Kama
at 2013-03-11T18:06

蔡英文菜英文踩英刎九蔡贏穩

By Andy
at 2013-03-12T08:07

XDDD

By Olive
at 2013-03-14T01:42

XDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2013-03-18T05:45

連套四個算你厲害

By William
at 2013-03-21T19:04

By Faithe
at 2013-03-26T01:12

By David
at 2013-03-29T04:35

詹姆斯害我笑到流寇水XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2013-04-02T22:13

大中天大終天大到終點大盅添(都滿了)

By Annie
at 2013-04-07T08:39

薄熙來勃起來伯乞來觸柏吸淶

By James
at 2013-04-11T10:11

好糟糕

By Delia
at 2013-04-14T01:01

其實第一句應該是下聯，要求上聯吧

By Eden
at 2013-04-16T01:21

最後一個很有愛阿!!

By Iris
at 2013-04-19T14:52

XDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2013-04-24T08:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2013-04-24T15:00

布萊恩不來嗯摳壞B時補來恩

By Heather
at 2013-04-25T08:35

詹姆斯太搞笑～

By Olive
at 2013-04-29T22:20

沒人注意到他寫的是"徽"求下聯嗎

By Rachel
at 2013-05-03T08:23

只能推詹姆斯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-05-05T10:10

沒在逛joke FB看到前來朝聖!!

By Hamiltion
at 2013-05-08T20:17

推文... 讓我不禁再推一文!!

By Leila
at 2013-05-12T01:49

來推一下...

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-05-12T12:09

朝聖一下

By James
at 2013-05-16T18:56

徐熙娣徐攜蒂婿嬉蒂處許吸蒂

By Audriana
at 2013-05-21T10:28

趙子龍造脂隆造脂隆完趙子隆

By James
at 2013-05-26T00:00

借轉NBAEZ

By Emma
at 2013-05-27T14:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2013-05-27T21:19

太猛了

By John
at 2013-05-30T04:54

薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶還有詹姆士也超強y

By Irma
at 2013-05-31T13:43

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY

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