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對聯 - NBA

Quintina avatarQuintina · 2012-04-26

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1Fb8XzL3 ]

作者: givemefish (fish) 站內: joke
標題: [笑話] 對聯
時間: Mon Apr 23 06:38:48 2012

在對岸網站上看到的
上聯:"魯智深擼自身擼至深處魯自呻"
徽求下聯中

目前比較好笑的有:

沙悟淨殺吾精殺到淨時沙捂莖

甄子丹震自蛋震至蛋疼甄自憚

潘金蓮盼精憐盼莖連處潘精漣

趙雅芝找鴨子找鴨子後趙壓之

夏紫薇瞎自慰下肢位處呷汁味

范瑋琪反位騎范偉騎上范瑋琪

賈靜雯夾精吻假莖問人家經文

我覺得最好笑的是這個:

詹姆斯戰母獅戰到暮時詹母濕

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帥哥把女友變女優
宅男把女優當女友

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NBA

All Comments

Agnes avatarAgnes2012-04-27
XDDDD
Lily avatarLily2012-05-01
怎麼這麼有才XDDDDDDDDDD
Margaret avatarMargaret2012-05-03
XDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatarYedda2012-05-05
XDDDDDDDDD
Cara avatarCara2012-05-08
超強
William avatarWilliam2012-05-10
詹姆斯真的太好笑了XD
Jake avatarJake2012-05-12
夏紫薇也不錯
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2012-05-13
衛斯理慰屍貍慰濕裡外衛失禮
George avatarGeorge2012-05-18
XDDDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatarGilbert2012-05-20
北七喔XD
Damian avatarDamian2012-05-23
XD
Frederic avatarFrederic2012-05-26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatarHeather2012-05-27
馬英九罵音久媽的下台馬鷹狗
Joseph avatarJoseph2012-06-01
詹姆斯太棒了
Xanthe avatarXanthe2012-06-03
最後一個太好笑了吧!!
Gary avatarGary2012-06-06
太有才了
Yedda avatarYedda2012-06-08
有才!
Jacky avatarJacky2012-06-08
對穿祥表示:
Eartha avatarEartha2012-06-08
XD
Madame avatarMadame2012-06-11
so great!!!!
Annie avatarAnnie2012-06-12
干他老木屁事XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wallis avatarWallis2012-06-17
幹你媽的吐血中......
Oliver avatarOliver2012-06-20
超強XDDD
Jessica avatarJessica2012-06-22
XDDDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2012-06-24
詹姆斯超好笑！
Irma avatarIrma2012-06-28
魯智深最好笑XDDDDD
Candice avatarCandice2012-07-02
陶晶瑩淘金銀討莖硬來掏精淫
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2012-07-04
會太糟糕嗎...
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2012-07-07
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatarXanthe2012-07-10
太屌啦 超好笑的
Irma avatarIrma2012-07-11
怎麼都沒有人推邱義?XDDD
Cara avatarCara2012-07-12
張柏芝張薄肢張破直到張噴汁
Quintina avatarQuintina2012-07-15
太好笑了
Ula avatarUla2012-07-16
邱懿瑩秋意淫秋意濃時邱咿吟
Andrew avatarAndrew2012-07-18
大貓 跟 艾瑞克比較工整阿
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2012-07-22
有趣 可是其實有些沒對上
Damian avatarDamian2012-07-25
陳冠希懲冠雞陳摜雞雞成冠軍
Joe avatarJoe2012-07-28
太讚了
Kumar avatarKumar2012-07-31
詹母表示：
Tom avatarTom2012-08-01
宋公明送功名送工民府宋功鳴 　我認真了 (宋江 字公明)
Tracy avatarTracy2012-08-04
馬英九嬤飲酒嬤意淫到馬淫丸
Gary avatarGary2012-08-06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatarPuput2012-08-09
歐巴馬毆八馬歐到爸媽毆八碼
Necoo avatarNecoo2012-08-12
台科大胎哥大台客搭到台科大
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2012-08-15
最後一句很有畫面XDD
Enid avatarEnid2012-08-16
馬英九罵飲酒馬因酒硬久
Delia avatarDelia2012-08-18
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Delia avatarDelia2012-08-23
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD太屌了 借做簽名檔(會標明出處)
Ingrid avatarIngrid2012-08-25
太強了XD
George avatarGeorge2012-08-28
XD
Quintina avatarQuintina2012-08-30
詹姆斯那個太靠北了XD
Lydia avatarLydia2012-08-31
阮經天軟今天亂精天舔卵精甜
Zora avatarZora2012-09-01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatarGeorge2012-09-06
詹姆斯真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
Isla avatarIsla2012-09-06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2012-09-07
快出對子對死他，對死他！
Freda avatarFreda2012-09-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Olive avatarOlive2012-09-10
詹姆斯超白爛XDDD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2012-09-14
XDDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatarJessica2012-09-19
XDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatarZenobia2012-09-20
詹姆斯很靠杯
Connor avatarConnor2012-09-24
LBJ!!!!
Elvira avatarElvira2012-09-29
陳痔中蹭妓鬆蹭至終時陳自宮
Yedda avatarYedda2012-10-01
魯置身是在北爛啥小阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elvira avatarElvira2012-10-03
詹姆斯超順XDDDDDD
Carol avatarCarol2012-10-05
這什麼拉XDDDDDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2012-10-09
周杰倫鄒姐掄妯姐輪完粥皆圇
Lydia avatarLydia2012-10-09
XDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2012-10-11
謝金燕瀉經驗洩精嚥完謝莖宴
Ethan avatarEthan2012-10-16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatarOlga2012-10-20
謝金燕也很順
Gary avatarGary2012-10-23
詹姆斯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Puput avatarPuput2012-10-26
詹姆斯果然最好笑XDDD
Tracy avatarTracy2012-10-30
推詹姆斯!!
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2012-11-04
LBJ的也太好笑XD
Margaret avatarMargaret2012-11-08
推詹姆斯!
Zenobia avatarZenobia2012-11-12
對聯怎麼能少了我朋友北大田伯光!
Olivia avatarOlivia2012-11-15
田伯光舔伯肛舔伯肛爽甜被肛 溫家寶問佳鴇問佳鴇後聞夾鮑
Bennie avatarBennie2012-11-17
台科大抬蚵大胎哥大BroTacata
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2012-11-19
也太強了XDDD
Franklin avatarFranklin2012-11-22
XDDD
Thomas avatarThomas2012-11-23
馬總統媽中痛馬種統稱是媽宗痛
Franklin avatarFranklin2012-11-25
未看先猜一堆人推馬宗痛
Callum avatarCallum2012-11-26
魏德聖 未得勝 為得勝時 ..接不出來了
Dora avatarDora2012-11-30
拔蘿蔔拔蘿蔔嘿咻黑咻拔蘿蔔
Gary avatarGary2012-12-04
讓人想到 小ｙｇ內褲內ｇｙ小 媽祖你幹嘛幹........
Andrew avatarAndrew2012-12-07
超強xd
Valerie avatarValerie2012-12-12
魏德聖未得勝為得勝時畏得勝
Yedda avatarYedda2012-12-13
好妙
Kama avatarKama2012-12-16
XDD
Belly avatarBelly2012-12-17
板主趕快m好不好XDD
Elma avatarElma2012-12-19
詹姆士大推~
Carol avatarCarol2012-12-21
我覺得紫葳也不錯啊XD
Edwina avatarEdwina2012-12-24
好髒可是好強
Bennie avatarBennie2012-12-26
薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶
Kristin avatarKristin2012-12-29
盧廣仲撸管中撸到管口盧管腫
George avatarGeorge2013-01-02
詹姆斯戰母獅霑母私處詹母溼
Regina avatarRegina2013-01-05
秋意盈丘亦吟邱毅意淫邱議瑩
Michael avatarMichael2013-01-07
邱議ㄧㄥˊ揪意淫秋意盈時邱ㄧˋ吟
Kelly avatarKelly2013-01-11
甘霖良趕羚羊桿臨涼爽幹你娘
Puput avatarPuput2013-01-13
XD
Thomas avatarThomas2013-01-16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandy avatarSandy2013-01-20
轉到nbaeasychat~好好笑 XDD
Heather avatarHeather2013-01-21
不能忍
Bethany avatarBethany2013-01-22
超強!!!
Odelette avatarOdelette2013-01-26
XDD
Jake avatarJake2013-01-27
徐熙娣徐吸弟吸到喉嚨SHE涕
Cara avatarCara2013-01-30
看到夏紫薇自慰時大噴笑
Bethany avatarBethany2013-01-31
"徽"求下聯中
Christine avatarChristine2013-02-01
幹超好笑XD
James avatarJames2013-02-03
還真的是 "徽"求下聯中 好眼力
Selena avatarSelena2013-02-05
Ko Ko Ko Be，Be Be Be Ko，Ko Ko Ko Kobe Kobe Kobe
Joe avatarJoe2013-02-06
好強大
Leila avatarLeila2013-02-11
孫悟空吮吾孔吮完五孔瞬悟空
Yedda avatarYedda2013-02-15
太強大了 中文威武
Steve avatarSteve2013-02-16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gary avatarGary2013-02-19
笑死我阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Sandy avatarSandy2013-02-23
我國鄉民也太厲害
Jessica avatarJessica2013-02-24
幹太好笑了吧
Sandy avatarSandy2013-03-01
馬英九買淫酒馬飲酒後馬硬久
Zora avatarZora2013-03-06
吳敦義無蹲意午燉薏仁吳done it
Enid avatarEnid2013-03-10
蕭萬長肖旺腸宵晚常常蕭want嚐
Kama avatarKama2013-03-11
蔡英文菜英文踩英刎九蔡贏穩
Andy avatarAndy2013-03-12
XDDD
Olive avatarOlive2013-03-14
XDDDDDD
Daniel avatarDaniel2013-03-18
連套四個 算你厲害
William avatarWilliam2013-03-21
XD
Faithe avatarFaithe2013-03-26
David avatarDavid2013-03-29
詹姆斯害我笑到流寇水XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adele avatarAdele2013-04-02
大中天大終天大到終點大盅添(都滿了)
Annie avatarAnnie2013-04-07
薄熙來勃起來伯乞來觸柏吸淶
James avatarJames2013-04-11
好糟糕
Delia avatarDelia2013-04-14
其實第一句應該是下聯，要求上聯吧
Eden avatarEden2013-04-16
最後一個很有愛阿!!
Iris avatarIris2013-04-19
XDDDDDD
Lauren avatarLauren2013-04-24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatarHeather2013-04-24
布萊恩不來嗯摳壞B時補來恩
Heather avatarHeather2013-04-25
詹姆斯太搞笑～
Olive avatarOlive2013-04-29
沒人注意到他寫的是"徽"求下聯嗎
Rachel avatarRachel2013-05-03
只能推詹姆斯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tristan Cohan avatarTristan Cohan2013-05-05
沒在逛joke FB看到前來朝聖!!
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2013-05-08
推文... 讓我不禁再推一文!!
Leila avatarLeila2013-05-12
來推一下...
Carolina Franco avatarCarolina Franco2013-05-12
朝聖一下
James avatarJames2013-05-16
徐熙娣徐攜蒂婿嬉蒂處許吸蒂
Audriana avatarAudriana2013-05-21
趙子龍造脂隆造脂隆完趙子隆
James avatarJames2013-05-26
借轉NBAEZ
Emma avatarEmma2013-05-27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Doris avatarDoris2013-05-27
太猛了
John avatarJohn2013-05-30
薄熙來勃起來薄妻來後薄吸奶 還有詹姆士也超強y
Irma avatarIrma2013-05-31
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY