季後賽糗王 TOP 10 - NBA

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By Leila
at 2012-05-11T15:49

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作者: klklklkl (guest) 看板: NBA
標題: [討論] 季後賽糗王 TOP 10
時間: Fri May 11 14:38:23 2012


1. Amar'e Stoudemire

得獎原因:

「我以為那是塑膠做的。」


2. DALLAS MAVERICKS

得獎原因:

去年季後賽勝場數:16。今年季後賽勝場數:0


3. Andrew Bynum

得獎原因:

「關門戰很好打。」


4. Carmelo Anthony

得獎原因:

「隊友要嘛不幸受傷、要嘛無腦受傷,害我變成史上季後賽勝率最低男。」


5. Tracy McGrady

得獎原因:

「教練,我想打第二輪......」


6. Glen Davis

得獎原因:

「你們看起來好像很驚訝?」


7. CHICAGO BULLS

得獎原因:

「小牛馬刺熱火超音速不要難過,我們來陪你們了!」

(.....只能說健康也是球賽一部分。Stern踹共!)


8. 某隊球迷

得獎原因:

「大家覺得馬刺比較好打還是雷霆?」


9. Ivan Johnson

得獎原因:

"Kevin Garnett is a dirty player."

"...........你哪位?"


10. CHARLOTTE BOBCATS

得獎原因:

「........我們都已經早早放假去了,季後賽干我屁事?鞭屍匿?」

(對不起,湊不到第十名,史上最爛勝率頂一下先.....)


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Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-05-14T04:19
排名倒過來放比較有笑點
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2012-05-17T09:37
不好笑...
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2012-05-19T22:13
代替躲在棉被裡哭的迷迷噓你
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2012-05-20T21:26
EZ
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2012-05-23T02:24
迷迷 經典!!!!!!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2012-05-27T14:45
11. Lao-Da 想學Jordan抱病上場可惜功虧一簣
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2012-05-29T21:28
...ZZZ
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2012-05-31T03:49
爛透了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2012-06-04T09:39
第8其實說不上經典 年年都這樣
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2012-06-07T02:20
第10就改老大提早使用大絕 學MJ烙賽上場 結果反而害
隊友士氣低落
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2012-06-09T19:12
11.金塊晉級了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-06-12T03:00
自己排的喔= =
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2012-06-13T17:44
第八是哪一隊?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-06-13T21:34
自己排的沒錯
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2012-06-17T18:48
要是某隊真的輸了 排名可能要擺到第一了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-06-19T02:33
有笑有推XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-06-20T22:04
第五名是第幾次這樣了?
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-06-22T14:49
對阿
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2012-06-23T13:19
第八名大隊來噓文了~XDDDDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-06-28T02:53
我還是首推6
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2012-07-01T16:15
超音速? 現在還有這支球隊??
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2012-07-02T00:11
還可以阿 有啥好噓@@
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2012-07-06T12:05
湖人輸的話會得第幾名?
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2012-07-07T13:43
第8點真中肯
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2012-07-09T07:25
第8是在酸我們金塊嗎
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2012-07-12T06:35
其實有點難笑
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2012-07-17T05:48
崩潰迷迷不要在那邊反串金迷啦 一看就破功 有夠弱
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-07-20T10:10
首推第8點 某迷mouth face不yi外XDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2012-07-24T17:27
自以為幽默
George avatar
By George
at 2012-07-26T11:06
第8...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2012-07-27T22:04
很好笑 哈哈哈 Bynum跟Amare比推
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-08-01T15:56
這篇得罪太多隊球迷了。XDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2012-08-03T01:31
版標 : 拔刺刺的時間到囉
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2012-08-03T03:40
都是整理球員說過的話或者球隊發生的事 噓迷崩潰
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2012-08-03T23:30
PTT大概也只有一個板一天到晚打自己臉的
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-08-07T21:37
身為小午迷 我想噓第8點
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2012-08-11T08:44
樓上你反串失敗 小牛迷從不自稱小午迷....
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2012-08-15T18:26
第八超搞笑的啦
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-08-16T06:20
8是哪隊阿??
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2012-08-17T06:00
北韓
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2012-08-20T15:47
炎隊吧
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2012-08-20T18:37
了解
George avatar
By George
at 2012-08-23T06:27
Amare這個喜憨兒 連2年在季後賽演出McGee情節
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2012-08-27T21:37
EZ會更適合你
George avatar
By George
at 2012-09-01T00:55
1不懂
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-09-02T20:09
北韓
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2012-09-05T05:02
還不錯 XDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2012-09-09T08:04
迷迷又崩潰了 快回北韓版取暖 順便討論誰該自盡?
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-09-14T02:21
咖瘦吧....只看box的話.... 我沒看比賽XDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2012-09-16T03:33
金塊跟湖人都還沒打完哪來的第8點? 廢
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-09-19T11:51
不錯呀
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2012-09-20T00:24
有笑有推
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2012-09-22T07:50
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-09-25T10:11
去某隊板就知道還沒打完出現的第八點
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2012-09-29T11:26
第8點酸金塊 給噓
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2012-10-02T14:50
就是因為還沒打完 第八點才好笑阿XD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2012-10-06T10:37
第十名的說明可沿用power ranking: this team stinks
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2012-10-07T08:15
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2012-10-10T00:21
S了喔 注意點
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2012-10-11T11:02
人生第一噓 交給你了!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2012-10-14T09:11
竟敢酸金塊
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-10-19T01:40
.........
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2012-10-22T08:56
趕羚羊的屎疼
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2012-10-22T15:49
有笑有推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2012-10-26T23:13
有笑有推
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2012-10-31T23:04
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2012-11-01T03:59
第十名= =
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2012-11-05T04:08
借轉EZ thx
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-11-08T23:50
11. TiangLei [預測] 湖人贏金塊的十個理由

Bynum

Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2012-05-11T13:53
大家都在聽MB講話 他自顧自坐在一旁 聽說這個情況已經滿久了 現在是連老大也管不了他了嗎 還是也不想管他 覺得他在打威的時候才有資格這樣吧 - ...

Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2012-05-11T13:32
426... 你知道你這樣台灣球迷的臉會比拜能還腫嗎? 好好的人不當 當什麼豬呢 - ...

又輸球了

Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2012-05-11T13:29
今天老大明明打得不錯 13-23 的成績怎還是一堆人酸 好不容易一場不打鐵 也不給老大一點讚賞 反觀嘎嗽1-10鬼神成績大家卻還有人護航 可見酸酸們就是只想酸老大而已啦 還有拜努這個白癡 場上場下都愛耍腦殘 如果他有麥基的智商該有多好 怎木可能還會打到第七戰 - ...

湖人掰

Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2012-05-11T13:26
拜能表示:關門戰其實很容易打 . .. ... .... ..... ...... 籃球果然是圓的 話說 湖人是今年團隊年薪最高的球隊9100萬 整整高金塊3倍有餘 其中老大一個人打十二個 3000萬andgt;2900萬 達成了前無古人後無來者的境界 就連跟熱火打也只不過5打8 ...

bynum:簡單任務

Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2012-05-11T13:25
這任務一點都不簡單啊 阿叔~~~~~~~ 超級任務吧~~~ -- 距離諾亞方舟掉落只剩三分鐘! 我們還有六集可以跑!快跑! ...