如果今天bam幹走的是曼巴的球 - NBA

By Noah
at 2021-07-23T20:08

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各位資深球粉好
想問一下
如果今天bam幹走的是黑曼巴老大的球，老大跟他要球，他又耍白目，甚至在網絡上開嘲
諷的話，曼巴老大會怎麼處理他?

曼巴老大在世的話，會怎麼給KD建議呢?

不可能直接在球場上開扁吧?

KD要怎麼學習曼巴精神，讓其他人給予他該有的尊重呢?

#Kobe Bryant有著「黑曼巴」（Black Mamba）的稱號，這是他在經歷生涯低潮時，為自
己取的代號，黑曼巴是一種非洲的蛇類，Kobe Bryant期許自己在球場上能夠如黑曼巴一
樣快狠準，同時更要戰勝自我，自此「黑曼巴」的名號響徹NBA球壇，締造許多傳奇紀錄

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By Kyle
at 2021-07-26T14:17

150

By Megan
at 2021-07-31T01:59

沒有如果他不敢

By Dorothy
at 2021-08-03T11:53

Give me the god damn ball.

By Tom
at 2021-08-04T01:26

他是老大球迷不是嗎?

By Joseph
at 2021-08-04T05:48

有媒體在我覺得應該是不會計較
畢竟目前美國隊蠻需要和諧的這樣直接被拿出來吵一
波

By Daniel
at 2021-08-05T10:16

下一篇慈和平的球

By Connor
at 2021-08-07T06:09

老大>>>KD 誰敢啊

By Connor
at 2021-08-11T07:14

大概連發生都不會

By Ethan
at 2021-08-12T05:03

比賽中摩擦那很常見吧

By Agnes
at 2021-08-14T09:27

老大才不會跟他要球用瞪的他就給球了

By Leila
at 2021-08-16T16:57

老大會直接開幹吧，根本不會有推特的事情

By Wallis
at 2021-08-21T02:52

下下一篇MJ的球

By Joe
at 2021-08-23T06:52

Give me the god damn ball!!!!

By Hedwig
at 2021-08-25T21:50

感覺會當場來個一對一單挑（x

By Wallis
at 2021-08-26T04:39

我完全可以想像老大瞪著他的表情

By Carol
at 2021-08-28T19:03

老大一定當場幹到他起飛誰還跟你發推特

By Jack
at 2021-09-02T11:37

旁邊所有人會瘋狂把球送過去

By Callum
at 2021-09-04T03:35

不用說摳比啦，今天如果是喇叭詹，Bam也是不敢，很

By Mia
at 2021-09-08T00:39

明顯就是KD就算球技最強，但沒人服他的領導威嚴。

By Robert
at 2021-09-12T12:17

沒有這個問題，老大那時候已經在練別的了

By Candice
at 2021-09-16T11:53

想到老大瞪受訪小將那幕

By Caroline
at 2021-09-17T03:47

老大會用死亡之瞪 MJ會直接開扁

By Rae
at 2021-09-20T18:07

老大就是那種瞪著你當場拉正的個性 MJ還會動手或

By Aaliyah
at 2021-09-23T15:04

是開嘲諷

By Hazel
at 2021-09-27T04:42

By Jacky
at 2021-10-01T17:08

我老大會當場把他幹得飛高高

By Doris
at 2021-10-04T15:25

Kobe不會這麼小鼻子小眼睛

By Xanthe
at 2021-10-05T22:57

可以參照kobe當年對rondo 那指

By Carol
at 2021-10-08T12:49

投中的人可以繼續投是要多少領導威嚴
Kobe直接瞪大眼睛幹爆吧

By Mary
at 2021-10-08T21:07

mj會動手嗎@@他現役的時期我還沒看球

By Emma
at 2021-10-09T05:56

整天老大老大是有多大，管不住老二當什麼老大

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-11T20:13

老大會直接教育而不是回家推特

By Annie
at 2021-10-16T18:31

老大以前根本不上推特的吧

By Irma
at 2021-10-18T09:44

現在BAM人已經在邁阿密練球了

By John
at 2021-10-19T04:55

MJ會過去抄球來投吧

By Cara
at 2021-10-20T16:20

紅明顯 Kobe是過世了才這麼多粉絲還是本來就有?
我是說現役nba球員

By Doris
at 2021-10-24T12:37

MJ會跟你單挑到不敢跟他做怪

By Brianna
at 2021-10-26T14:07

要耍白目還是要看對象的

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-10-30T13:19

反正不管是誰都不會有人像KD一樣在推特小題大作

By Tracy
at 2021-11-02T03:55

give me the fuxxxng ball

By Elma
at 2021-11-04T01:40

就算不給 kb應該也不會發文比較老一輩的人都喜歡
關起門教訓

By Harry
at 2021-11-08T21:23

老大會打鐵不用擔心一定撿的到球

By Joe
at 2021-11-13T18:38

現在這年紀的球員小時候已經不是看MJ長大，是kobe

By Elma
at 2021-11-15T06:37

影片還是會被媒體放出來啊...

By Odelette
at 2021-11-18T11:25

其實這種事本來就該關起門來處理了，放出來給人看
笑話而已

By Christine
at 2021-11-20T18:51

LBJ、T-Mac的偶像就變Penny了，再過幾年就AI、Kobe

By Noah
at 2021-11-25T18:43

老大凌晨四點就在練球了 Bam還在熬夜發推特吧

By Delia
at 2021-11-30T14:41

只看影片你不會覺得這有怎樣，但KD那篇推特的用詞
真的不太好

By Sarah
at 2021-12-02T18:42

媒體先把影片放出來的，Kobe用不用推特都一樣

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-12-07T12:47

老大投不進，沒有續球問題

By Iris
at 2021-12-07T22:57

Give me bam ball

By Hedy
at 2021-12-08T23:52

只有KD會上推特那樣吵小杜雞腸

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-12-09T17:44

笑了

By Iris
at 2021-12-10T16:08

bam來練球的時候老大早就練完一輪在旁邊休息了，等
等要再練一輪

By Hardy
at 2021-12-12T21:48

MJ扁過Kerr阿

By Steve
at 2021-12-15T13:09

應該直接扁

By Elizabeth
at 2021-12-16T14:33

老大沒時間用推特，但是蘭特會在旁邊拍照推特

By Frederica
at 2021-12-18T05:47

https://youtu.be/oaUkGgMfbho

By Selena
at 2021-12-21T23:59

一對一單挑電到哭出來

By Christine
at 2021-12-24T16:17

根本就沒事KD還氣急敗壞發文公審

By Emma
at 2021-12-27T21:27

老大不知道 MJ他可能會開扁

By James
at 2021-12-31T13:29

老大沒有進球的問題 = =
球不進繼續得給 = =

By John
at 2022-01-03T22:39

kd 跟 bam開直播了

By Quintina
at 2022-01-05T11:59

笑死KD跟阿爹開直播

By Charlotte
at 2022-01-09T00:13

直接開直播笑死

By Joe
at 2022-01-11T12:37

開直播了根本沒事底下戰成一團笑死

By Hazel
at 2022-01-14T02:10

開直播笑死

By Yedda
at 2022-01-15T14:13

笑死

By Damian
at 2022-01-16T15:07

KD口罩沒戴好防疫破口

By Robert
at 2022-01-21T12:19

Bam好像只有一開始出現一下

By Ethan
at 2022-01-23T10:15

KB應該揍他了

By Aaliyah
at 2022-01-26T21:45

之前KD季後賽Fuck Waiters，後來也是說是開玩笑

By Rosalind
at 2022-01-31T07:46

結果看起來就在鬧== KD真的很難懂

By Margaret
at 2022-02-04T21:04

Lavine好像有出現

By Rachel
at 2022-02-05T20:09

comments off啦

By Mary
at 2022-02-07T03:46

看來KD真的是嘴砲鄉民練肖威而已==

By Xanthe
at 2022-02-08T13:25

剛剛kd才跟bam一起直播

By Margaret
at 2022-02-11T20:48

幹妹子跑來跟KD拍照

By Queena
at 2022-02-16T18:30

老大會死亡之瞪瞪到他心裡發寒

By Daph Bay
at 2022-02-18T06:21

野生迷妹

By Margaret
at 2022-02-22T05:35

看直播看到好想去日本xd

By Hedda
at 2022-02-26T10:32

笑死開直播根本看起來超鬧玩成一片啊XD

By Ina
at 2022-02-28T17:48

kobe會對他大喊：「give me the pork ball.」

By Isabella
at 2022-03-02T05:46

https://youtu.be/CR77iDC_NKc
不過Kobe還是蠻欣賞軟豆的，曾一起在外面用餐聊天

By Tom
at 2022-03-03T23:12

會直接當場單挑，然後把bam虐哭退出國家隊

By Zanna
at 2022-03-06T22:40

哪裡來的直播

By Olivia
at 2022-03-09T22:51

By Xanthe
at 2022-03-10T20:18

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-13T05:21

IG
結束了

By Ida
at 2022-03-14T03:30

Instagram 直播

By Regina
at 2022-03-19T02:38

https://i.imgur.com/DZ1vTRq.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ox9Y6di.jpg
兩個直播看起來很好根本沒事

By Rosalind
at 2022-03-21T04:10

看直播根本就沒怎樣啊搞笑哦

By Lucy
at 2022-03-22T03:30

老大哪那麼無聊直接就一對一鬥牛了

By Oliver
at 2022-03-26T12:27

畢竟都打職業了又不是小孩子...

By Ursula
at 2022-03-27T03:17

12樓有畫面

By Gilbert
at 2022-03-29T16:54

Kobe球迷會湧入Bam的各種社交網站謾罵然後開始造
神

By Kristin
at 2022-04-02T11:16

當場沒處理好把事情帶到場外就是不行

By Ida
at 2022-04-03T12:39

球場上開扁也比你發twitter好，還有Kobe不會度量這
麼小

By Quintina
at 2022-04-05T10:46

https://reurl.cc/mLAVXG
KD&Bam

By Hardy
at 2022-04-09T07:01

書豪：種族歧視

By Tom
at 2022-04-11T16:54

就大家知道KD就是組團仔如果是老大或是老詹球講一
聲就傳過來了好不好受人尊敬的程度真的不是同一個
等級

By Christine
at 2022-04-14T21:25

…

By Madame
at 2022-04-19T10:52

樓上別偷渡詹詹不是組團仔好嗎？？

By Carol
at 2022-04-24T09:48

詹迷真的很愛偷渡餒

By Frederic
at 2022-04-27T22:07

直接單挑一對一打到Kobe滿意為止吧

By Eartha
at 2022-04-28T02:36

https://youtu.be/LOHpZQ723es
就這樣而已

By Oliver
at 2022-04-30T02:10

不會有這個問題，不管有沒有進，球都會在老大手上

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-04-30T18:26

詹姆士也是組團仔啊某樓想洗白他啊？

By David
at 2022-04-30T20:16

笑死結果小丑竟是我們自己，人家根本沒怎樣

By Isla
at 2022-05-01T20:02

老大會去防守他到投不進

By Kelly
at 2022-05-02T07:15

老大會把他bam不見

By Edith
at 2022-05-05T01:38

這書豪有經驗可以問他

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-05-07T14:09

柯粉就灌爆他IG了

By Vanessa
at 2022-05-08T21:28

下一篇如果幹走的是賈霸的球

By Daph Bay
at 2022-05-10T23:09

半夜三點會被老大電話罵醒狗幹一頓

By Thomas
at 2022-05-11T10:00

早晚都要pass to Kobe的，這也是訓練

By Steve
at 2022-05-12T12:41

老大會當場電他，但絕對不會在網路上廢話

By Hazel
at 2022-05-17T07:21

如果是Kobe依照他的趴數他應該不敢那邊嘻嘻哈哈

By Poppy
at 2022-05-18T14:37

老大個性一定直接1on1 打贏算你的

By Eartha
at 2022-05-19T08:38

回美國了

By Irma
at 2022-05-23T12:59

半夜兩點把你找去體育館訓練到中午12點,保證沒下次

By Linda
at 2022-05-27T02:17

可能會被言語罷凌吧

By Kama
at 2022-05-27T19:41

我覺得Kobe會跪下跟Bam道歉，你覺得呢

By Vanessa
at 2022-05-29T10:51

Bam絕對不敢半句屁話

By Genevieve
at 2022-05-30T20:37

球場上解決並且說Give me the god damn ball
不會在網路上開噴

By Catherine
at 2022-06-02T13:18

某樓應該被桶吧

By Steve
at 2022-06-06T19:17

MJ會跟Bam賭5000鎂抄掉他手上的球

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-06-07T23:43

https://youtu.be/BfRO6zqdxdM 老大應該會這樣看吧

By Joe
at 2022-06-09T01:21

不管現場再怎麼罵 kobe都不會在推特開戰場

By Joe
at 2022-06-13T23:46

網路現在已經改稱網絡了嗎？

By Rosalind
at 2022-06-14T01:20

樓下幫忙觀落陰

By Selena
at 2022-06-15T01:14

老大應該會私底下教育他，然後收服一個小弟

By Isabella
at 2022-06-16T11:00

馬上死之凝視菜雞還敢不丟球回來？

By Steve
at 2022-06-17T22:47

是老大的話他就不敢，而且老大也不會在ig上放話

By Tom
at 2022-06-18T18:43

我懂，先瞪嘴爆約單挑虐爆再拿奧運金牌堵嘴巴

By Mason
at 2022-06-20T02:59

會有硬限制很不方便

By Frederica
at 2022-06-20T18:52

KOBE沒有當場教訓也就過了哪會回家發推指責

By Sarah
at 2022-06-23T17:17

沒有如果他會打鐵球被撿走

By Dinah
at 2022-06-28T14:43

老大現場開幹，不會只會鍵盤

By Ethan
at 2022-07-02T06:27

放心~科比投不進

By Xanthe
at 2022-07-04T23:44

老大是連沒進都要回傳好嗎？蔡逼八

By Lauren
at 2022-07-06T09:00

老大會直接精神攻擊

By Iris
at 2022-07-09T08:42

老大一定幹飛阿爹

By Connor
at 2022-07-09T17:30

直接單挑吧 kobe之前有這樣做過啊

By Callum
at 2022-07-13T23:29

當場就處理完了吧反正不會燒到網路

By George
at 2022-07-15T14:58

不用如果了，Kobe在美國隊地位之高，沒有人敢搶球的

By Jack
at 2022-07-17T05:18

soft

By Victoria
at 2022-07-17T16:42

我也覺得老大會走心哈哈哈但他不會發推特嘴

By Rachel
at 2022-07-21T16:37

他不敢沒有如果

By Linda
at 2022-07-26T09:43

不用如果鄉民沒人跟Kobe熟識的怎麼會知道

By Regina
at 2022-07-30T10:13

這不需要熟識你看過去跟老大打過球的人評價
你敢莊孝維他就當場把你電暴

By Edwina
at 2022-07-31T00:31

有些心臟弱的看到老大要球還不敢不給

By Daniel
at 2022-08-02T21:37

老柯應該會當場要一對一

By Jake
at 2022-08-03T02:55

早就球場一對一單挑電爆屁孩了

By Elma
at 2022-08-06T11:38

老大直接電爆以為有媒體就可以拿翹

By Catherine
at 2022-08-11T02:23

應該會全隊折返跑

By Brianna
at 2022-08-12T03:52

他會被叫去單挑一整天直接被電到歪頭

By Dorothy
at 2022-08-16T08:12

那是酸民幫他取的吧只是他將錯就錯而已

By Jacob
at 2022-08-20T02:34

直接PK 不會等到網路上噴

By Delia
at 2022-08-22T13:44

抱歉，老大的地位不用要，這就是KD跟老大的差距

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-08-27T05:40

如果是老大我相信他真的不敢

By Caitlin
at 2022-08-28T16:21

他絕對不敢

By Andrew
at 2022-09-02T15:46

Bam才不敢

By Quanna
at 2022-09-04T18:12

都說他是老大了誰敢幹走他的球？

By Steve
at 2022-09-06T15:25

當場喊Give me the god damn ball誰管你記者在

By Robert
at 2022-09-09T06:56

他絕對不敢

By Valerie
at 2022-09-13T17:03

老大死亡之瞪

By Emily
at 2022-09-14T15:01

直接單挑然後打到服

By Rachel
at 2022-09-19T04:18

嘴科比的人內心還是很愛科比的

By William
at 2022-09-22T00:33

https://youtu.be/raXtQutWJbo

By Damian
at 2022-09-23T22:30

會關門不錄了要求媒體全離席然後開始pk

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-09-24T14:54

他練球這種嘴法，啊爹敢裝孝唯喔…

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-09-27T17:27

絕對被揍

By Dora
at 2022-09-27T20:12

老大不會多講什麼，直接叫去對練一打一吧

By Doris
at 2022-09-29T01:48

這種情況老大會異常神準讓對方一直給老大球投

By George
at 2022-10-02T09:57

那影片還只是嘴紙巾的那次隊內練習，奧運這種等級ko
be還在，這伙人會乖的跟狗一樣好嗎…

By Rae
at 2022-10-04T01:35

Laoda的版本是打鐵還要你把球交出來 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2022-10-06T15:33

你一個新兵敢跟連上的老士官長假笑？

By Tom
at 2022-10-10T07:17

就算你知道他下一球應該也打鐵~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Caitlin
at 2022-10-11T09:10

沒有如果，bam不敢

By Elma
at 2022-10-13T04:23

kobe不管練習還是正式賽態度都很認真，應該當場會開
幹…

By Zanna
at 2022-10-16T00:43

老大會打鐵沒有球被搶的問題@@

By Donna
at 2022-10-18T19:31

幹到他老媽都認不出來

By Connor
at 2022-10-22T07:36

老大會把所有球員招集過來跟大家說明情況

By Kyle
at 2022-10-26T14:44

然後說要跟bam公平一對一單挑讓所有球員當證人
然後bam絕對會被打爆整個生涯都被人拿這個取笑

By Leila
at 2022-10-29T23:21

練習賽直接每一球都去幹拐吧然後嘴他像衛生紙

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-11-02T13:38

老大會瞪到他把球自動歸還

By Gary
at 2022-11-06T23:02

你要球？凌晨三點來球館找我拿

By Zenobia
at 2022-11-09T18:46

老大QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

By Hardy
at 2022-11-10T04:34

Bam會發推特跟大家道歉並感謝Kobe提醒

By Ethan
at 2022-11-14T03:16

怎麼會提到LBJ，之前被褲子馬推去防守是我記錯嗎

By Iris
at 2022-11-18T12:07

Kobe不會發推特

By Jacob
at 2022-11-21T18:58

Kobe一定把他抓來單挑打爆

By Yedda
at 2022-11-26T11:07

說真的是Kobe他一定不敢不回傳球阿

By Victoria
at 2022-11-29T04:17

噓你拿KD去跟Kobe比 Kobe不會發推直接現場幹爆他

By Linda
at 2022-12-03T00:46

小李應該也不敢撿球

By Steve
at 2022-12-06T21:36

沒怎樣了吧

By Blanche
at 2022-12-11T19:15

老大會惡狠狠走過去然後拿出拖鞋巴他頭說幹什麼東
西

By Anonymous
at 2022-12-14T00:46

這什麼廢文…

By Mary
at 2022-12-16T06:27

會跟他說來1v1輸的直接滾去一邊，然後過程中用垃圾
話把他嘴的一無是處的同時輕鬆11:0

By Selena
at 2022-12-19T18:05

怎覺得KD蠻屁孩的

By Leila
at 2022-12-21T19:57

老大會盯著他，一直找他單挑。

By Sandy
at 2022-12-22T00:44

肯定開扁啊老大都跟俠客幹架過了其實KD這方面真的
很軟

By Bethany
at 2022-12-22T23:55

Kobe’你想讓大家噓你你就拿啊但你最好還是把該
死的球給我‘

By Belly
at 2022-12-24T10:22

鄉民會幫Kobe嘴到他生活不能自理

By Anthony
at 2022-12-27T09:00

會每次練球都羞辱一次

By Puput
at 2022-12-31T04:30

如果是Kobe對上MJ會是什麼情況？

By Aaliyah
at 2023-01-02T05:12

有一種東西叫做霸氣！我只在Kobe身上看到

By Dinah
at 2023-01-02T08:36

會直接叫對方跟他單挑~ 電死不長眼的

By Robert
at 2023-01-04T15:23

老大一定電爆

By Damian
at 2023-01-06T14:12

馬上想到林書豪那球，大概就是那球三分沒進的平行
世界吧。老大一定殺人……

By Aaliyah
at 2023-01-08T05:20

Kobe應該會現場直接釘再不服就單挑，回家才發文不是
他風格。然後領導魅力不是後天能學的，KD很強但我
覺得大家不服他也沒什麼好說的

By Caroline
at 2023-01-09T11:48

Get the fucking out the way

By Susan
at 2023-01-14T01:42

原地起飛啊還等你發推？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2023-01-18T07:28

這麼喜歡拿球凌晨出來跟我一起練啊

By Cara
at 2023-01-21T15:11

Kobe會打鐵，沒有接下來的問題

By Isla
at 2023-01-24T01:44

老大會教他 respect you know?

By George
at 2023-01-24T09:20

那畫面想到我就怕…

By Bethany
at 2023-01-26T17:34

老大會當場直接講不會事後在那五四三

By Regina
at 2023-01-27T19:30

有仇當下就解決了，不會事後發文公審

By William
at 2023-01-28T01:40

他一定不敢

By Liam
at 2023-02-01T05:42

Kobe哪有在比賽中嘴書豪書豪都說老大直接不跟他說
話了幻想啊你

By Daniel
at 2023-02-06T01:22

笑死，根本不敢，老大的影響力可以讓他直接離開美
國隊了好嗎

By Ina
at 2023-02-09T08:33

1.老大會打鐵 2.打完鐵球還是要回傳給他 3.老大不發
推

By Anonymous
at 2023-02-11T23:11

老大直接死亡之瞪誰敢白目

By Bennie
at 2023-02-15T15:27

支持KD直接宣布不打反正這隊出去也是丟臉

By Necoo
at 2023-02-20T15:25

他會雙手遞上

By Freda
at 2023-02-22T23:37

操翻他

By Valerie
at 2023-02-25T22:19

1vs1 單挑

By George
at 2023-02-27T23:34

應該直接單挑然後虐爆Bam

如果今天bam幹走的是曼巴的球 - NBA

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