地球上最方正的一首歌(改編) - 棒球

John avatar
By John
at 2020-09-19T22:53

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如果我這次挑戰挑輸了
會不會我就被審取消了 我比賽的資格
未來會怎樣誰敢保證呢
此時此刻怎麼輕飄飄的 好像不是真的

真的 以為裁判還不都是公正的
真的 忘了變成鴨嘴 有多久了

渾渾噩噩 失落的 地球上最方正的一首歌
我怕太超現實的得利 只是你借給我的
深深唱著 默念著 地球上最方正的一首歌
我的挑戰二十一次了 因為你而完整了 完蛋了

把此刻反折反折再反折
折成一萬一千一百一十零一朵紙蓮花
如果說圓是現實的反射
能不能就這樣讓我們罷在一起不玩了

真的 自己原以為有得利的資格
原來 傷過心的心還是 肉做的

渾渾噩噩 失落的 地球上最方正的一首歌
我怕太超現實的得利 只是你借給我的
深深唱著 默念著 地球上最方正的一首歌
我的挑戰二十一次了 因為你而完整了 完蛋了

把不可能 變可能 地球上最方正的一首歌
你眼神裡那一種凶光 心裡還是寒寒的
最無采的 無奈的 地球上最方正的一首歌
把得分的變的出局的 因為你無法獲得 消逝了


https://youtu.be/bCB_nIdN86s R.I.P

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All Comments

Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-09-21T10:34
先補血 方寶要來說輸不起了
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-09-22T22:15
平常酸就算了 拿過世的人來開玩笑 完全無法接受
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-09-24T09:56
拿這首來改有事嗎
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-09-25T21:36
真的無聊
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-09-27T09:17
輸不起
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-09-28T20:58
棒球點?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-09-30T08:38
補血
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-10-01T20:19
可憐
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-10-03T08:00
https://i.imgur.com/aUTqYqh.jpg
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-10-04T19:41
看了真可憐 哈哈哈
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-10-06T07:21
好了吧
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-10-07T19:02
九樓的圖說明一切
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-10-09T06:43
一定要找這首歌嗎...
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2020-10-10T18:24
自以為幽默喔
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-10-12T06:04
就說輸球又怎樣,洗版帶風向就好啦,連往生者都能利用,還有什麼事做不出來的
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-10-13T17:45
一個手勢崩潰到現在?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-10-15T05:26
消費死者?
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-10-16T17:07
我代替所有小鬼黃鴻升的粉絲來噓你這篇
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-10-18T04:47
推邰哥
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-10-19T16:28
可撥仔
John avatar
By John
at 2020-10-21T04:09
哪隊的領回去練抗壓吧
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-10-22T15:49
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-10-24T03:30
要酸也不要消費死者 不道德
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-10-25T15:11
消費喔
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-10-27T02:52
還在崩
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-10-28T14:32
唉唉
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2020-10-30T02:13
好玩?
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-10-31T13:54
好了啦
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-11-02T01:35
麻煩換個方法來酸 這個有夠不尊重人
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-11-03T13:15
消費好玩?
John avatar
By John
at 2020-11-05T00:56
可憐
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-11-06T12:37
這應該永桶吧
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-11-08T00:18
呵呵 這也能開玩笑夠有水準
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-11-09T11:58
可憐啊
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-11-10T23:39
可悲仔
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-11-12T11:20
自以為幽默
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-11-13T23:00
別拿這首…
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-11-15T10:41
永桶吧 版主
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-11-16T22:22
_迷水準?
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-11-18T10:03
輸得起會PO這種文嗎 補血甚麼阿.....
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-11-19T21:43
消費
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-11-21T09:24
.......
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-11-22T21:05
.......
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-11-24T08:46
........
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2020-11-25T20:26
乾 我剛好在聽這首我爪虛妳
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-11-27T08:07
中文程度差 改得那麼硬 還敢拿死人開玩笑喔
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-11-28T19:48
可憐
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-11-30T07:29
要酸沒關係,為什麼要挑他的歌,有必要這樣崩潰?
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-12-01T19:09
可憐 欠噓
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-12-03T06:50
上一個拿死者開玩笑的...
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-12-04T18:31
我爪覺得太硬了
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2020-12-06T06:11
挑錯歌改 風向不往你那吹
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-12-07T17:52
無聊當有趣 有個沒格調
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-12-09T05:33
真沒水準
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-12-10T17:14
...
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-12-12T04:54
沒什麼好意外的
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-12-13T16:35
祝您晚上睡的好唷
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-12-15T04:16
就為了酸,真的什麼事都做的出來
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-12-16T15:57
多了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-12-18T03:37
拿過往的人來開玩笑一點都不高明
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-12-19T15:18
去年有個拿光頭葛格開玩笑的 下場是怎樣就不贅述了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-12-21T02:59
消費 滾
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-12-22T14:40
你好可憐
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-12-24T02:20
88
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-12-25T14:01
酸的方式有很多種,偏偏用這種方式消費,可憐啊
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-12-27T01:42
你是不是覺得想趁風向 你這種文會過?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-12-28T13:22
硬要耶
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-12-30T01:03
好好笑
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-12-31T12:44
可悲
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-01-02T00:25
再崩下去就多了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-01-03T12:05
可以桶了吧 滾
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-01-04T23:46
這種咖小只有爪寶會推
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-01-06T11:27
哪首歌不選選這首
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2021-01-07T23:08
http://i.imgur.com/2oatz3j.jpg
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-01-09T10:48
笑死!你是不是以為會被推爆
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-01-10T22:29
噁心 滾
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2021-01-12T10:10
我一定拿C-6 檢舉你 看會不會桶
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-01-13T21:51
欠噓
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2021-01-15T09:31
渣滓
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-01-16T21:12
爪迷水準 一樓爪還想帶風向 嘔嘔
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2021-01-18T08:53
可悲
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-01-19T20:33
爪寶又在秀下限了有夠噁
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-01-21T08:14
大詩人是你??
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-01-22T19:55
補血的應該水準也
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2021-01-24T07:36
超噁心的 無聊當有趣
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-01-25T19:16
可憐哪
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-01-27T06:57
爪寶又在鬧事了 為什麼我說又呢
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-01-28T18:38
有事嗎
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2021-01-30T06:19
可撥仔
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-01-31T17:59
很沒梗,有心的話自己翻唱再上傳
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2021-02-02T05:40
無聊自以為有趣的男子 可憐啊
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-02-03T17:21
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2021-02-05T05:02
笑死 最近的事件真的完全體現爪迷素質真的低到無法想像
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-02-06T16:42
88
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-02-08T04:23
爪迷輸不起,拿過世的人當梗
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2021-02-09T16:04
原唱還去幫爪開球欸,是有多氣
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2021-02-11T03:44
永桶
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-02-12T15:25
笑死 自以為幽默 結果被噓慘
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-02-14T03:06
這個用C-6檢舉好像有機會成立...
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-02-15T14:47
好笑嗎
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-02-17T02:27
zz
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-02-18T14:08
門票都拿到了,輸一場還要這樣鬧事,給你拿到總冠軍還得了
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-02-20T01:49
先噓 晚點補有聲版我再補推
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-02-21T13:30
這麼棒的一首歌你為了嘲諷改成這樣? 可悲
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-02-23T01:10
棒球板不能自D 真的別亂玩啊XDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-02-24T12:51
一樓嘻嘻 完美詮釋亞寶素質
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2021-02-26T00:32
幫鬼哥噓
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2021-02-27T12:13
不好笑欸
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-02-28T23:53
就不要被人家粉絲團看到...看到時還笑不笑得出來
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2021-03-02T11:34
好笑嗎
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-03-03T23:15
果然是我認識的蟑寶 還是這麼有個性
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-03-05T10:55
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-03-06T22:36
某板主認證未達標準 大家可以回家啦^^
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2021-03-08T10:17
太多
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-03-09T21:58
白目
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-03-11T09:38
開死人的玩笑很好玩嗎
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2021-03-12T21:19
改就算了改這麼爛不要出來見笑
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-03-14T09:00
可憐啊
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-03-15T20:41
有完沒完
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-03-17T08:21
輸球也沒必要這樣吧
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2021-03-18T20:02
雖然拿死人開玩笑很不恥不過方寶才贏一場就能噴輸不起也很厲害
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2021-03-20T07:43
沒梗 以為很幽默膩? 準備進桶吧
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-03-21T19:24
無聊嗎?
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-03-23T07:04
無聊
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-03-24T18:45
不好笑
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-03-26T06:26
你要不要進桶好好唱
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-03-27T18:06
爪寶輸不起還要消費死者 這還不能噓喔
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2021-03-29T05:47
這幾天爪寶最好桶一桶 版主好好做事啊
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2021-03-30T17:28
可憐
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2021-04-01T05:09
...........只是一支代打全壘打的勝負
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2021-04-02T16:49
UCCU
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2021-04-04T04:30
那麼多篇可以玩方方 還硬要來這篇"不過"方寶怎樣的...
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-04-05T16:11
難笑
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-04-07T03:52
突然發現首推的都是__按八卦版的觀察都是意圖帶風向的
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-04-08T15:32
爪寶自己發這篇文都不會覺得丟臉喔
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2021-04-10T03:13
很好玩喔,玩的很開心嘛
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2021-04-11T14:54
沒梗
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-04-13T02:35
噓文~噓回來~~
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-04-14T14:15
風向那麼順風 還會被噓到XX 厲害了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-04-16T01:56
可憐
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-04-17T13:37
滾!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-04-19T01:17
人家有去過開球還這樣消費 真的噁心
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-04-20T12:58
還在崩哦
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-04-22T00:39
一手好牌還能完成這樣,悲哀
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-04-23T12:20
可憐
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-04-25T00:00
拿死人消費?蟑螂真的就在說這種人耶
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-04-26T11:41
JOKE板的刪了喔 可撥
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-04-27T23:22
補噓
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-04-29T11:03
水準呢?平常怎麼酸我不管,拿過世的人
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-04-30T22:43
又來一個撿到槍往自己臉上轟的
John avatar
By John
at 2021-05-02T10:24
我不喜歡方夢 但你的文更垃圾
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-05-03T22:05
歌詞紙蓮花是? 這樣不路人堂說不過去喔
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-05-05T09:46
@jarvis652 版主說沒到喔
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2021-05-06T21:26
拿別首很難嗎?
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-05-08T09:07
無聊
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-05-09T20:48
自以為幽默嗎
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-05-11T08:28
有夠可撥
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2021-05-12T20:09
可撥仔
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2021-05-14T07:50
好棒,消費死者,你成功了!
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2021-05-15T19:31
:(
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2021-05-17T07:11
可憐 有夠沒水準
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-05-18T18:52
爪在這裡風向順成這樣,你還故意搞一個幫你開球的人的歌..
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-05-20T06:33
可憐
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-05-21T18:14
爛 沒水準 素質低落
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-05-23T05:54
這那隊的水準領回去好嗎....
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-05-24T17:35
爪啊 而且可能都坐洲際三壘那種
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-05-26T05:16
笑翻XD 爪寶真的好寶 推推
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-05-27T16:57
好笑嗎
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-05-29T04:37
...
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-05-30T16:18
原來某隊球迷都這水準~可憐啊..
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2021-06-01T03:59
無聊當有趣
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2021-06-02T15:39
好玩嗎
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-06-04T03:20
爪迷自噓
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2021-06-05T15:01
不知道你還要等幾年才會長大
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-06-07T02:42
可撥 水準呢?
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-06-08T14:22
可憐哪
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2021-06-10T02:03
可憐哪 沒事改這首歌幹嘛 欠檢舉喔
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2021-06-11T13:44
不要來拉低我爪格調
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-06-13T01:25
讚讚讚 亞寶好會改歌
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-06-14T13:05
去年有個拿光頭葛格開玩笑的 下場是怎樣就不贅述了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-06-16T00:46
噓文兼噓一樓推文仔
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2021-06-17T12:27
這隊的一直蹭是在幹嘛
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-06-19T00:08
87
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-06-20T11:48
我覺得不行
Una avatar
By Una
at 2021-06-21T23:29
爪寶,該睡了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-06-23T11:10
爪寶
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-06-24T22:50
爪寶不用拉低啦,都已經到底了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-06-26T10:31
我一早再來噓 樓下尬廣跟上
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2021-06-27T22:12
起來這篇還在不用桶喔
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2021-06-29T09:53
無聊
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2021-06-30T21:33
消費嗎??這不用桶一下嗎
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-07-02T09:14
....
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2021-07-03T20:55
爪爪是不是覺得之前風向太順了 幫QQ
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-07-05T08:36
..
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2021-07-06T20:16
拿錯歌 拜拜
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-07-08T07:57
輸不起
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-07-09T19:38
瞬間覺得爪真的活該
James avatar
By James
at 2021-07-11T07:19
哪隊的?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-07-12T18:59
竟然還沒永桶
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2021-07-14T06:40
還沒桶哦?
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-07-15T18:21
還沒桶是殺小啦 看
William avatar
By William
at 2021-07-17T06:01
個案爪寶就是這麼豬隊友
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2021-07-18T17:42
爪寶水準 讚
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-07-20T05:23
順風要玩到大逆風了嗎?繼續帶風向酸某隊就好……
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-07-21T17:04
詞填的有夠爛 改一下好嗎
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2021-07-23T04:44
還沒桶嗎?這裡爪版難怪什麼影射、消費都沒事
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-07-24T16:25
想開玩笑也看一下場合適不適合
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-07-26T04:06
可憐那
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-07-27T15:47
啊還不桶喔 殺小啦
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-07-29T03:27
版主在睡覺嗎
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2021-07-30T15:08
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2021-08-01T02:49
其實你改得很爛

富邦把一個洋將拉到當closer有搞頭嗎?

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By Hedy
at 2020-09-19T22:48
明年如果郭俊麟回來 先發土投就有郭俊麟 江國豪 陳仕朋了 富邦就可以把洋將名額放在cp上了 若羅力條款也過了 再找一個洋rp或洋砲都是可行的 所以富邦找洋cp的可能性是有的 -- https://i.imgur.com/c7GUiRl.gif - ...

今日森下暢仁

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By Puput
at 2020-09-19T22:45
對戰燕九郎的客場比賽 森下只被擊出4支安打,但卻是致命的全壘打 還好隊友後半段火力相挺追平比分 並在延長賽贏球 7IP 111pitches 4H 9K 2BB 0HBP 2ER 離新人王又更近一步了 ----- Sent from JPTT on my OPPO CPH1951. - ...

朱育賢跑壘拉傷退場 賽後走路一跛一跛

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By Jessica
at 2020-09-19T22:41
https://sports.ettoday.net/news/1813104?redirect=1 記者賴冠文/台中報導 樂天桃猿朱育賢今(19日)與中信兄弟交手,6局上跑壘時拉傷,賽後走路一跛一跛, 總教練曾豪駒表示,等防護員進一步測試,才能知道狀況如何。 6局上1出局二壘有人,朱育賢擊出右外野二壘打 ...

[哇靠]吃宵夜遇到**

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By Barb Cronin
at 2020-09-19T22:30
自從六年前在向上市場買魚遇到東哥後 現在又在附近的台中宵夜大街中美街遇到** 本來想跟腳先到的秀合照 但還是不要打擾**今天中斷連敗的心情好啦 https://i.imgur.com/y9qmbal.jpg - ...

今日吳念庭

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By Lydia
at 2020-09-19T22:26
8局上面對洋投的安打影片出來了 多種角度一次滿足 日本主播從第一打席開始不斷稱讚吳的打擊www 你各位怎麼看這個揮棒? 樓下說反觀XDD 影片在此: https://www.facebook.com/1530118893979521/posts/2781695738821824/?vh=eandamp;e ...