勇士、馬刺和雷霆將和Durant進行會晤 - NBA

檯面上的KD有力角逐者



Oklahoma City Thunder: We've been here with you since the beginning. We have m
ade the Western Conference finals four times; we've put a winning team around
you. You love OKC. OKC loves you. We have Russell Westbrook and no one else ca
n. We can offer more money.

Golden State Warriors: We won 73 games last year. We have the most fun team in
the league in one of the most fun cities in the league. We're light years ahe
ad of the competition, outside of that unfortunate "losing after going up 3-1
in the Finals for the first time in NBA history" thing. You can watch Steph dr
ibble a lot and then shoot, and be super close for it. Draymond probably won't
kick you in the groin as much as he does other people.

San Antonio Spurs: We have Gregg Popovich and great tacos. We're the best orga
nization in sports and there are no concerns about distractions.

Los Angeles Clippers: You get to live in L.A., you get to play with Chris Paul
, and you won't have to have that pained look on your face when your shooters
miss wide open shots because you have J.J. Redick.

Boston Celtics: You like Larry Bird, he played for us a long time ago. We lost
to Atlanta in the first round, so we're澑ight there. Brad Stevens is a Level
50 mage.

Miami Heat: (Pat Riley and Dwyane Wade knock on the table with their champions
hip rings to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut." )

New York Knicks: Phil Jackson won 11 championships, you get to play with Carme
lo Anthony and Derrick Rose, and the city never sleeps.

Los Angeles Lakers: You can get your own television show and we put a parental
lock on D'Angelo Russell's phone.

Houston Rockets: James Harden. Also the Texas income tax thing.

Washington Wizards: You lived here a long time ago. Also, John Wall.

Denver Nuggets: Witness the beauty of the Continental Divide!


快速簡單亂翻一下

讓我們來看看檯面上的KD角逐者能提供給KD什麼？!

雷霆隊:我們從你的一開始就一直陪伴你囉，四次打進西區決賽，圍繞著你打造了常勝軍
團隊，而且我們有龜龜，你的好麻吉，其他人沒有的喔，還有我們可以給你很高的續約薪
資，Oklahoma 愛你喔。

勇士隊:我們去年可是拿了73勝，我們的球隊和城市都是最棒最好玩的，而且我們還在總
冠軍系列三比一的情況下，被姆斯逆轉，創造另一項紀錄，你來我這，可以近距離觀賞科
鋁目眩神迷的花式運球，然後再投籃，最重要的是，你再也不用擔心被追夢綠踢到你的小
KD了。

馬刺隊:你知道的，我們有Popovich,還有一堆很U質的團隊球員，世界上最棒的制服組，
更重要的我們是聖堂聖地，沒有什麼多餘消遣好讓你分心，因此可以專心打球。

快艇隊:你住在LA可以就近打球，還有CP3可以傳球給你，你也不用難過你的隊友投不進大
空檔，因為你有JJ Redick


青賽:對我們來說你就是我們的伯德，還有我們的Stevens 是50等的術士可以魔法協助你
。

熱火:油頭和魏德會戴上冠軍戒給你愛的鼓勵。

尼克:禪師有11枚冠軍戒喔，你還可以跟安東尼和羅斯一起打球一起賣鞋，重點是這裡是
紐約喔，紐約!

湖人隊:你可以有你自己的電視節目喔，還可以設定親子鎖在羅素的手機上，防止他再亂
偷拍。

火箭:可以和大鬍子一起監視器，且不要忘了德州不收收入稅喔！多餘錢鬍子會帶你去花
。

巫師隊:你生在這裡，長在這裡，這裡是你的家，還有約翰牆等你。

金塊隊:偶們什麼都沒有，但你可以欣賞美國大陸分水嶺的壯闊景觀。



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